The villainous hamster who wears books

In the afternoon, the back garden of the Wangfu was exceptionally quiet.A few clusters of green orchid leaves by the water swayed in the wind in front of the octagonal pavilion, and the faint pink orchids hung their faces shyly among the green leaves.Only the little kingfisher is naughty, jumping from the sparkling water, it will not fly anywhere.

The faint golden waves are reflected on the inner roof of the octagonal pavilion. As long as the water waves move, the golden color on the roof of the pavilion will flow like a dream.

Su Jing crept out from behind the table legs, raised a pair of small light blue eyes and looked up, not daring to make a sound.

In front of him was a tall stone table, and under the table was a pair of brocade boots, which looked like they were worn by rich and powerful people.

If you want to climb up a stone table, it is not easy to climb up by pulling on the smooth corner of the table, but it is much easier to hold a person's thigh.

But—I came here to steal things, so it would be too blatant to climb up with my master's thigh in my arms.

Su Jing squatted beside the pair of brocade boots and bit her paws tangled up, should she climb or not?

As a mouse, if it is found, it will probably be beaten to death.

Su Jing originally stayed at home and read a cool article called "A Tale of a Traitor's Promotion":

The protagonist, Qin Bai, was originally a poor scholar whose parents had both died and was so poor that he couldn't even get a meal. However, with his alluring appearance, he won countless lovers and established a huge harem team.

With his world-famous beauty and careful calculations, under the protection of countless suitors who were willing to go through fire and water for him, Qin Bai stepped on the corpses of countless political enemies and climbed to the position of power and prime minister step by step.

For a while, Qin Bai dominated the government and ruled the world, and he was also favored by the faint emperor Song Li, who abused anyone who was unhappy to become scum.

When the spring breeze was in full swing, Qin Bai was suddenly accused of the crime of framing Zhongliang, collaborating with the enemy and traitorous country, and the other party also took the real hammer.

Curious about Qin Bai's fate, Su Jing tragically discovered that he had actually crossed over.

Su Jing turned out to be Qin Bai, but he was not the Qin Bai who would call the wind and rain after he became famous, but lived alone in a thatched hut with no parents or brothers, and was so poor that he had no time to eat.

And what's even more fucked is that every time I want to drink two sips of wine to relieve my boredom, I will turn into a hamster, and I won't change back until the alcohol is over.

There is nothing you want in the broken house.After staying for two days, Su Jing scooped up all the edible wild vegetables around the house, and he couldn't even drink vegetable soup.

Fortunately, Su Jing maintained an optimistic and positive attitude: it doesn't matter if he is poor, he can still go to the city to catch the exam and turn himself over.

However, he doesn’t know how to write—in order to survive, Su Jing borrowed a jar of low-quality rice wine from a neighbor, drank himself a couple of mouthfuls, and decided to enter the palace to peek at the questions of this year’s imperial examination, and then go to the house of Li Yuanwai, who has the largest collection of books in the village. Check the information to see if you can put together a paper to deceive a petty official.

After finally sneaking into the palace, seeing victory is just around the corner, don't be fooled!

Unable to get away, Su Jing lightly rubbed towards the golden boot, stretched out a small fleshy paw, and gently placed it on the opponent's instep through the golden boot.

The feet under the table were still motionless, as if they hadn't noticed anything.

Su Jing rejoiced secretly, and lightly put the other front paw on it.

Very good, the other party still didn't respond at all!

Half of Su Jing's body was already lying on the opponent's instep, her two hind legs rubbed against the ground, and her whole small body climbed onto the opponent's instep.

Probably because the weight of a small hamster is too light, or maybe the other party is busy with some important things and is too involved, so that Su Jing won the first battle.

So Su Jing struck while the iron was hot, hugged the opponent's calf and climbed up in one go.

This is a long, straight leg. Su Jing used all her strength to hook the opponent's soft and slippery clothing, and climbed up with four claws, digging out a row of holes in the opponent's silk skirt. small hole.

Finally climbing onto the opponent's flat thigh, Su Jing looked back at her "masterpiece" on the opponent's clothes, and stuck out her tongue mischievously.

Standing on his lap, there is still a certain distance from the table, and the danger index of climbing up has also increased significantly.

For example, if you want to go to the table, you must continue to climb up against the person's body; for another example, after climbing on the table, it is easier to be discovered by this person...

Su Jing gritted her teeth and decided that in order to survive, she still had to go.

Su Jing rubbed her paws and was about to climb up. Suddenly, she felt that the entire "ground" under her feet moved, and then began to slowly tilt...

This person seems to be about to stand up!Su Jing was so frightened that she hugged his thigh to prevent herself from "slapping" and falling to the ground, while praying hard in her heart that he would never find herself.

Song Li finally finished reading a volume of official documents in his hand and stood up to relax. He saw a small silver fox hamster hanging on his lap, with watery eyes, a pink and tender nose, and a pair of small paws trying to grab his hamster. He didn't dare to move his thighs, obviously he was completely frightened by the moment just now.

In fact, Song Li had noticed the little guy from the moment it put its little paws on his feet, but he just glanced at it out of the corner of his eye and didn't bother him, wanting to see what the little guy was up to.

Who knew that this daring little hamster just hugged his thigh and climbed up, what was he trying to do?

Reading official documents is too boring, and occasionally I want to adjust my life.Song Li stretched out his big hand, pulled the hamster off his lap, gently placed it on the desk in front of him, and then slowly sat back on the chair to see what this little thing would do.

Realizing that she had fallen into the clutches of the devil, Su Jing was anxiously circling around the table.Suddenly his eyes lit up, and he hurriedly ran to hide behind a pile of official documents.

Putting his back against a thick stack of official documents, it was like having a high security wall, Su Jing felt that he was finally safer now.

However, Song Li only moved his fingers and pushed the stack of official documents to the other side.

The wall behind was suddenly removed, and Su Jing fell on all fours without paying attention.

On the table in front of Song Li, a little hamster fell on all fours, revealing a small fluffy belly, its small round eyes were wide open, and its four short legs were thumping and thumping, trying to get up from the table.

Song Li felt his heart was tickled by something, and couldn't help stretching out his index finger to gently press that soft belly, not wanting it to turn over.

Su Jing hugged Song Li's finger with two small paws, and pushed it out hard, but as a mouse, his strength was too weak, and he couldn't push his finger away no matter what.

Thinking that he had already been caught and could not escape, Su Jing simply gritted his teeth, opened his mouth and bit Song Li's finger.

Bite down, soft, sweet... Only then did Su Jing realize that Song Li fed a piece of mung bean cake into his mouth with such lightning speed.

The fragrant and sweet taste hits the face, the soft and glutinous taste is mixed with the pure bean fragrance, mixed with the sweetness and softness of rose flowers, and the sweetness and glutinousness can be felt in the heart with one bite.

Tastes like a dream!Hungry ghost Su Jing, who hadn't eaten for three days, ate a mouthful of mung bean cake stuffed with rose flowers, and the finger friend on his belly rubbed his belly very intimately.

It is so delicious!Su Jing was so happy that she almost shed tears, her stomach that was deflated after three days without eating seemed to regain her vitality, once she ate this piece of mung bean cake, she felt even hungrier.

"I still want to eat!" Su Jing lay on the table, blinking her round eyes, looking at Song Li pitifully.

I only heard the hamster on the table screaming softly, its watery blue eyes were still beggingly looking at me, it seemed that animals were begging for food.Song Li smiled slightly, let go of his fingers, and took another whole piece of mung bean cake to feed it.

Su Jing hurriedly sat up from the table, stretched out a pair of short paws to take the mung bean cake, and gnawed on the two small front teeth quickly, so fast that she had no time to swallow it, and her cheeks were bulging .

"Swallow first and then bite, huh?" Song Li lightly poked Su Jing's bulging cheek with his index finger.

Su Jing, who had been hungry for three days, couldn't listen to it. He just ate mung bean cakes, and suddenly his eyes widened.

Song Li saw that the hamster who had been eating desperately just now suddenly stopped chewing with its cheeks puffed up, and stopped chewing on the mung bean cake it was holding in its paws. It stared around with big eyes, and immediately understood that it was choking. Looking for water to drink.

So, a cup of top-quality Longjing with a strong tea fragrance was placed in front of him.

Su Jing couldn't bear to part with the mung bean cake that he regarded as life in his arms, so he hugged the mung bean cake with two paws, stood up with two small hind legs, the height was just enough to reach the mouth of the cup, and licked it with his small tongue. He felt that the water temperature was just right, and the tea It was mellow and delicious, and I started drinking it immediately.

It really deserves to be a palace, this tea is simply too fragrant, Su Jing was dizzy after drinking it, as if he was intoxicated by this tranquil and endless tea fragrance.

This refuses to put down the food?Is it because he is afraid that someone will rob him?Song Li looked at this hamster with a lot of spirit, and found it inexplicably interesting, and wanted to tease him, so he reached out to grab the half-eaten mung bean cake from his arms.

Where would Su Jing be willing to give it? Two paws tightly hugged the mung bean cake and refused to let it go. He shouted at Song Li unconvinced: "You won't even give me a piece of mung bean cake! There are still so many on your plate!"

Sensing that the little hamster was not happy, he even started to "squeak" and scolded himself. Song Li was happy to see it, so he let go of his hand, picked a piece of mung bean cake from the plate on the desk, and put it in front of it. official documents.

Su Jing was compensated, so he was a little satisfied. He forgot that he was a thief who could not steal this time and fell into the hands of this person, so he didn't run away. He just sat on the table and ate mung bean cakes to fill his stomach. The capital of life!

Although Song Li was reading, he seemed to have two hearts.One heart reads the book seriously, while the other heart pays attention to Su Jing's every move, as long as it finishes eating a piece of mung bean cake, give it another piece and send it to it.

After eating more than a dozen pieces of mung bean cake in a row, Su Jing patted his stomach to signal that he was full.

We are full, we have to get down to business.Su Jing jumped up and down in front of Song Li, wanting to see what he was looking at.

This is amazing!It turned out to be the topic of this year's imperial examination submitted by the Ministry of Rites!Su Jing quickly glanced at the article reported by the Ministry of Rites, and probably listed five topics, asking His Majesty to choose one.

The current emperor, who is Song Li's elder brother Song Qin, is an idle and foolish emperor who seeks|happy|work|joys all day long and ignores government affairs.

However, this Hunjun's younger brother, Song Li, is just the opposite of his Hunjun brother.Not only is he both civil and military capable of foresight and foresight, but he also has few desires and is not close to women.

As a result, Song Li was responsible for all major affairs in the Song Qin Dynasty.Therefore, the important matter of choosing the imperial examination questions by His Majesty naturally fell on Song Li's head.

Su Jing stood on the table and studied these five topics carefully. When he was overjoyed, he had long forgotten that he was a hamster. He jumped up and pointed to the second topic "On the Importance of Food to the People" with his paw. Turning back to Song Li, he shouted, "Hey! This topic is good!"

Song Li seemed to understand Su Jing's words, nodded slightly and said: "Since you like it, then this is it."

Well?Su Jing bit her little paw.It seems... the topic is so easy to peek at?He won't lie to himself, will he?

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It's useless to see the title, the problem is that I can't even get out of the palace!

Su Jing was raised as a pet by Song Li, and was given a mansion - a beautiful carved wooden cage, with delicious food and drink in the cage, and two maids in charge of shoveling excrement in the cage. Inseparable from each other.

Song Li went to the palace to face the saint, and the cage was placed in Song Li's study.

But... I want to go to the imperial examination to become famous in one fell swoop and then rely on my own strength to rise step by step to become the all-powerful power of the generation, okay?

Su Jing felt that he was a person with aspirations, and he couldn't spend his whole life in a prince's mansion contented with having fun and eating and waiting to die.

So, after eating and drinking enough, Su Jing lazily leaned on the cage, pricked up her ears to listen to the chattering of the two maids, to see if there was a chance to escape.

"My lord is so handsome and gentle..." A court lady with a soft voice said shyly, "It's not as scary as others say. I really like such a man..."

"Yes, yes, and the voice is nice too..." a maid with a rough voice said, "If it weren't for this little hamster, we wouldn't have a chance to meet the prince. We have to take good care of it."

"Yes! We want to make the prince happy! Let the prince look at us more!" said the maid with a soft voice, "We will guard it day and night!"

Hearing that they still guarded her day and night, Su Jing felt desperate in her heart.