Superstar is a system
Chapter 24
Lin Xin doesn't like most of the reality shows except the talent show.Especially life-like reality shows made under the banner of reality.
Perhaps the first to imitate the first "real" reality show that went viral, most reality shows now try to make the audience laugh by exposing their guests' nasty and dark sides.
Even if it is under the banner of survival, there must be a link like "Werewolf Killing" to let the guests suspect each other and eliminate them.Some reality shows directly let guests vote to eliminate other members.The audience watched the guests work together on their front feet, but their back feet were full of malice towards their "partners".Some viewers were hooked on this superficial and secret approach, saying that this is the real human nature, and the darkness of human nature is fully exposed in it, which looks so cool.
This is still a reality show for the general public, and there are more serious ones, such as cameras everywhere in the house, allowing you to take a shower, sleep, and go to the bathroom all under the noses of the audience.In order to gain a place, some guests deliberately engaged in drinking and quarreling and other behaviors.As for the use of erotica as a signboard, there are countless reality shows where male and female guests intentionally make sexual harassment or even direct intercourse against each other, making the entire program look vulgar.
The latter's reality show, people who are slightly famous will not participate.Those who participate are either for the prize money, or are starlets who have passed or never been popular.They don't care about their image, they just want to get a high bonus or fame.
Lin Xin knew that for some celebrities, they were not afraid of scandals, but they were afraid of making a fool of themselves, and no one paid attention to them.
But Lin Xin has been with so many hosts, and his thinking has been influenced by the previous hosts, so he doesn't like this kind of programs that "show the ugliness of human nature".In fact, most of this kind of programs are based on the script to deliberately enlarge part of the darkness of human nature. If it is a movie, it can be said to be artistic expression and satire, but reality shows are not fictional works of art in the eyes of many viewers, but rather real behavior.Whether it is a work or a reality show, it should convey a positive thought to people.Even gloomy thoughts should lead people to reflect instead of being accepted openly or even imitated.
Maybe many people thought the same as Lin Xin, looking at those clown-like guests didn't find it interesting, but disgusted and uncomfortable.In recent years, reality shows have gradually developed in a more positive direction.Although the elimination mechanism is unavoidable, they are hated through fair and honest competitions, rather than allowing guests to "vote" each other behind their backs, or even say a lot of bad things to eliminate people.
Meng Lan's reality show for Lin Xin was naturally not for Lin Xin to expose herself and make a fool of herself.Meng Lan prefers clean and pure people, and likes to take the tall route.Lin Xin's position was the same as his position in his heart, so he naturally showed how Lin Xin's excellence came from.
After Meng Lan decided to be Lin Xin's manager, she analyzed Lin Xin's current situation.
Although Lin Xin's acting skills are immature, they are indeed there. She can take on some films that test her acting skills, and she won't blow up the brand. Lin Xin's voice is good. Although the songs posted on the website have no emotion, her singing skills are above the general level.These two need to find someone to teach, and you can also learn while working.
In terms of external image, there is no doubt that Lin Xin is a smart person. His own character is blessed with the double aura of a hero who does justice and a mathematician who wins glory for the country. As long as he does not risk his life in the future, he is already very positive in the eyes of the public.
The only weak point is that Lin Xin may give people the image of a nerd because of his good mathematics. Even with the bonus of being brave, Lin Xin also describes martial arts in "Flying Snow Knife" and "Look at That Room".But knowing martial arts does not necessarily mean good health.Lin Xin has been lying in a hospital bed for ten years. In the public impression, how good is his health?A good fight can be said to be explosive, but physical fitness and endurance are not necessarily strong.Maybe some people will deliberately take advantage of this point to criticize Lin Xin for being weak, and some production crews who need high-intensity work will hesitate to choose Lin Xin because of this.
Meng Lan had seen Lin Xin's physical examination report, and knew that Lin Xin's health was not only not bad, but her quality was ridiculously good.With this kind of physical fitness, she can participate in some extreme reality shows to show Lin Xin's strength.
Although there is a preference for handsome men in Asia, especially because of the influence of idols packaged in some small countries, neutral and delicate boys have become the darlings of the star-making market, and the so-called creamy niche is right.But with the eyes of Meng Lan, who has been a manager for many years, this kind of popularity is just a momentary popularity.Men have to be popular for a long time, or they are really naturally beautiful, and they can create androgynous beauty to the limit.But this kind of red group has relatively narrow hands.
For male celebrities, it is more attractive to show their masculine charm, that is, their masculine side.Why do scientists not have as many fans as sports stars?Look at the tendons exposed on other people's bodies, and people who don't understand the sport will scream and pounce on them.Men will envy, women will fantasize, this is the charm of men.
A male star not only needs a good face, but also a good figure, a lot of strength, and a sense of temperament.As long as you don't look crooked, you can improve your appearance after applying makeup, and then reveal your strong but not exaggerated muscles. Not to mention women, men can't bear it.
Lin Xin's figure belongs to the type that looks thin when she wears clothes and takes off her clothes. Except for her short height, her figure is actually very good.Meng Lan just wanted Lin Xin to participate in the extreme survival program, so that Lin Xin could show off his body and strength.
But when Meng Lan came up with this plan, she was a little worried about whether Lin Xin would accept it.He had heard that Lin Xin didn't like reality shows, and he also knew how much Lin's family cared for the child who finally woke up.Although this kind of program will definitely be followed by rescuers, they will still sign the life and death certificate, and he is worried that Lin Xin will refuse.
After watching the entire reality show, Lin Xin said, "I've watched a few domestic filmings of survival in the wild before. The first half shows the scenery, and the second half analyzes the inner life of the stars. It takes four to five minutes to talk about inner activities. , making it look like a talk show, boring. There is also a show, which is forced to eat disgusting things. Although it is true that survival in the wild must eat some things that you would not normally eat, it is not the real limit, not to mention the hand. It’s not that there is no flint and knife, so it’s okay to treat the ingredients? I’m not worried that it doesn’t matter whether it’s disgusting or not, but if it’s too fake, it will lose powder, right?”
Meng Lan smiled and said, "Can you bear the real survival in the wild?"
Lin Xin thought about the situation simulated in the system, and said, "No problem."
Meng Lan said, "Then change to this one."
Meng Lan handed a new introduction to Lin Xin: "This reality show is also a one-on-one mode, but basically there is no chance for stars to do inner monologues. They just do real survival simulations with the host."
Lin Xin said: "I've watched this show, it's quite interesting. But he has high requirements for guests, and he can't keep up with his footsteps. He would rather be alone."
Meng Lan said: "Yes. If you hadn't won the Phil Mathematics Award, you wouldn't be able to participate in his show with your current fame. Moreover, he also has very high requirements on the physical fitness and obedience of the guests. Before entering the show, First, a physical fitness test is required. If he doesn’t follow his requirements in the middle of the show, he can let the guests leave at any time. More than half of the guests quit in the middle of the show. Participating in this show is not just about eating disgusting things while performing in public .”
Lin Xin nodded: "Use limited resources to live as comfortably as possible in the wild. I like this."
Meng Lan said: "The TV station that broadcasts this program is owned by the host himself, so he didn't consider capital power and gimmicks when he first set up the program. But because of this, his ratings have always been among the top three programs of the same type. , has won many awards for variety shows in the country of corruption, and has a wide audience in China. If you can enter this show, you will definitely increase your fans, and it is just a chance to beat the recent rumors that you are weak and difficult to perform in the crew. The face of a person who relies on a substitute. Although we can take legal means, facts speak louder than words.”
Lin Xin said: "I will participate in this program, and I will work hard."
Meng Lan smiled and said, "I've seen your physical report, and you should be able to pass the physical fitness test."
Seeing that the two of them agreed, Xue Fei knew that Lin Xin had to make a decision on this matter, but there was still a worried look on his face.
Lin Xin comforted: "Brother Fei, don't worry, I'm strong, just help me cheer up."
Xue Fei said: "I can't go with you when I go to the Rotten Country this time. I have already arranged a team of assistants. If you need anything, please tell them. If you are not satisfied, you must tell me and I will find another person."
Lin Xin was surprised: "I already have a team of assistants? I haven't reached that level yet, have I?"
Xue Fei smiled and said, "Don't worry, I have money."
Lin Xin: "But..."
Xue Fei interrupted Lin Xin and said, "Just treat it as my initial investment. After Xiao Xin becomes famous, I will endorse Brother Fei's products for free. The endorsement fees for superstars are very high."
Only then did Lin Xin nod her head: "Okay."
Meng Lan listened on the sidelines, thinking that Mr. Xue was really devoted to Lin Xin.Given the reputation of their company, it would not cost exaggerated money to hire superstars to endorse them.Mr. Xue paid a lot of money to help Lin Xin build a team, and also guaranteed Lin Xin's future endorsement.
The company is not owned by Xue Fei alone. If Lin Xin does not have the status to speak for the company's products, the company's board of directors will not agree to use Lin Xin as the spokesperson.But as long as Lin Xin reaches that level, she doesn't need to compete with stars of the same level, and the endorsement will be directly in her pocket.
With Lin Xin's capacity, she definitely doesn't accept all kinds of endorsements.When choosing an endorsement, money comes second, and the most important thing is to improve Lin Xin's status in the circle.Meng Lan ran through the brands that Lin Xin could take over in her mind, and then temporarily put the endorsement matter behind her mind.
Although Lin Xin said on the show that he wants to make money, in fact he is not someone who is short of money, so he doesn't need to be eager for quick success.Let's get this show down first.
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Lin Xin asked for leave to go to the Rotten Country to watch a drama and participate in a reality show. Calvin waved his fat hand and readily agreed.
If Lin Xin had anything to do, all he had to do was to inform Calvin, Calvin would not intervene.When it comes to studies, Lin Xin's current achievements, not to mention graduating from a bachelor's degree, can even graduate with a Ph.D.Calvin himself is going to devote himself to practicing the violin in preparation for holding a violin recital.
Mathematics or something, I just take a rest when I am tired from practicing the piano.
Lin Xin and Professor Jerry, who gave him the ticket, went to the corrupt country together.Professor Jerry is from the country of corruption. Even though he has settled in the United States for many years, he is still very obsessed with the dramas of the country of corruption.He also participated in a theater club, they chartered a small theater, and sometimes performed on stage in person.
Those who can rent out a small theater are of course rich.Jerry took Lin Xin there this time because he wanted to introduce Lin Xin to these people.Although Lin Xin is a student of Calvin, at the same time, Lin Xin, a professor in the Department of Mathematics, can also be said to be a student of all of them.Lin Xin still likes to act. It seems that she is also very interested in drama and drama, and knows a lot about it. Jerry feels like he has found a little confidant.
Of course Lin Xin doesn't like drama, he just has a good memory.After knowing that drama is also a type of course, I first memorized the basic knowledge.
Lin Xin accompanied Jerry to watch a few Shakespeare plays, compared the difference between the plays and the live shows from the media, and then came to the conclusion that the acting skills of drama actors are generally higher than those of TV dramas and even movie actors.
Dramas are all performed live, there is no post-production, no editing, no special effects, and you can’t do it all over again once you’re on stage.This kind of performance requires very high psychological quality and acting skills of dialogue actors.No wonder many drama actors look down on the actors on the screen, and the industry generally believes that dramas are more artistic than movies and TV dramas.They do have capital pride.
It's just that because there is no post-editing in the drama, the audience needs to understand it on the spot, so the expressions and movements need to be exaggerated.If you use the method of acting in a drama to act in a movie or TV series, there will be a tendency to use too much force.Therefore, a good drama actor may not be a good film actor.But drama does improve acting.Many good actors are born from drama, especially the country of Rotten.
Speaking of which, some powerful actors in Huaguo are also acting in dramas.
Lin Xin got acquainted with Jerry's group of drama friends, and got a promise that if he wanted to act in a drama in the future, he could come to this theater to try it out.Anyway, everyone is entertaining, not professional.Because of class and circle, most of these amateurs are middle-aged and elderly people, and it would be more interesting to add a young person.Of course, this small theater also has professional drama actors and will perform publicly.And because of their relationship with this group of people, there are quite a few people who watch the show to save face, and the income is not bad.They, a group of amateurs, also learned from the group of professional drama actors.
Lin Xin watched the small theater for a few days, and was picked up by her agent Meng Lan to meet Bazel, the host of the reality show she wanted to participate in.
Bazel is not only the host of the program "Out of the Wild", but also the core of the entire creative team.
Before Lin Xin arrived, Bazel had already read Lin Xin's physical examination report and physical fitness test report.Their team believes that whether it is Lin Xin's identity as a mathematician or the gimmick of being in a vegetable for ten years, it can bring ratings to the show.If Lin Xin's physical examination report and physical fitness test report are not fake, then maybe he can complete this program.
But... is this fitness report true?It's unbelievable.This is impossible to achieve this effect without hard training, right?If this is true, Lin Xin's efforts in rehabilitation training must be unimaginable to ordinary people.
In any case, just test it and you will know.Data cannot be faked.
After seeing Bazel's team, Lin Xin didn't exchange many pleasantries, and was directly taken to the hospital for a physical examination.The physical examination report came out soon, and Lin Xin's condition was even better than the report submitted to Bazel.
Bazel sighed in a Northern Irish accent: "You have gone through a very hard training."
Lin Xin replied with a Cockney accent: "Indeed." She was not humble at all.
Lin Xin did go through a lot of hard training.The ratio of system space to external time is two to one, and he can stay in system space for sixteen hours a day.At the beginning, Lin Xin spent [-] hours on physical recovery training, and only four hours on learning other knowledge from the outside world.Now, he also maintains four hours of physical training every day.
Lin Xin kept the words of the previous hosts in mind.The body is the most important and the capital of everything.Finally, there is a system space to free up time for physical exercise, and to simulate various interesting scenes, which must not be interrupted.
Systematic physical exercise is just like playing holographic games. You can adjust the pain sensation independently, but the feeling of fatigue is the same.The results of exercise in the system will be reflected in the real body, and this high technology cannot be explained.
In order to participate in this program, Lin Xin specially asked the optical brain to choose various training modes of survival in the wilderness, starting from easy to difficult to open the checkpoint mode.
He was slapped to death by a giant bear, bitten to death by a tiger, besieged to death by a pack of wolves, swallowed by a giant python... There are all kinds of game_over, as for falling into the water and food poisoning, it is a trivial matter. Didn't do it again after a few tries.With the help of an optical brain, he can retrieve terrain and animal and plant information at any time, and can also use satellites for accurate positioning.
What?Playing the game with its own optical brain to cheat?He is system intelligence. Can system intelligence without an optical brain be called system intelligence?
With the aid of optical brain, Lin Xin's main energy is on fighting and making and using tools in the field.He started from an ordinary little bug and snake, went through upgrades such as wild wolves, tigers, giant bears, giant pythons, etc., and finally got into zombies and mutant beasts.
Of course, he couldn't pass the final difficulty of hell.
Lin Xin: Isn't the difficulty too perverted? !Why does Survival in the Wild end up fighting zombies and mutant beasts?
Optical Brain: Ask yourself this question, isn’t it the template you bought yourself?
Lin Xin: ... Oh.
_(:зゝ∠)_Yes, he bought the template himself.I didn't expect to use it myself.Watching the hosts jumping is very happy, but when it is my turn, it is very hard.
Lin Xin struggled in the most difficult environment, always fell ahead of Li Min, and never got the reward for the final difficulty.Although the rewards are not too generous, but you can't completely clear the level, it's really an obsessive-compulsive disorder.
Lin Xin could finally understand the feelings of the previous hosts who were almost so angry at the difficulty of hell that they couldn't pass the level, and who had been defeated repeatedly.Now he also wants to beat up the system, but he is the system himself.
There is nothing more sad than this.
However, after getting used to the fear and fatigue, it is very good to play the Hell difficulty as a whole series of games. It is very interesting and exciting, but it is difficult to pass the level.
For this program, Lin Xin changed the time for physical training and wilderness survival simulation training back to twelve hours.In reality, he also did various training.Lin Xin is full of confidence and will definitely pass the screening of the program.
In fact... Bazel was stunned, okay?He has been in the special forces for two years, so it is natural for him to be physically terrifying.Why is this kid so scary?
Optical Brain: It is said that telling foreigners that you know Chinese Kung Fu can explain everything.
Lin Xin said, "Because I know Hua Guo Kung Fu."
Bazel suddenly realized: "No wonder! Kung Fu!"
The word "Kung Fu" is Chinese.
The corner of Meng Lan's mouth twitched.This is really a good excuse.
Regardless of whether Lin Xin knows Huaguo Kungfu, or becomes a superman after undergoing the top-secret human experiments in Huaguo, these are not matters that Bazel cares about.He only needs to care about the effect of the show.
If a mathematician who has been in a vegetative state for ten years shows amazing physical fitness in his program, he will definitely attract many curious viewers.When the time comes, let Lin Xin show Huaguo Kungfu again, and there will definitely be more audiences.
Now there are more and more wilderness survival reality shows. He does not intentionally make dangerous moves in the show, nor does he deliberately try strange things. Some curious viewers gradually turn to other wilderness survival shows.
However, he didn't intend to make money in the first place. After earning money for so long, it doesn't matter even if it will be tepid in the future. He just wants to do his favorite show and introduce the charm of hiking in the wild.
When signing the contract, Bazel asked, "Why did you choose my show?"
Lin Xin put down her pen and said earnestly: "I like your program. After watching your program, I found that nature is beautiful and hiking is very interesting. Although there are dangers, if you deal with them well, the danger will also become the joy of the journey. Memories. Not only does your show tell people what to do on the hike and what to do when they get stuck, but also that you can get through anything if you’re prepared.”
"I like to watch happy programs." Lin Xin showed a big smile, "Your programs make people laugh, not make people feel uncomfortable."
Bazel suddenly felt his nose a little sore.
When he first planned this show, people kept suggesting to him, anyway, it’s just setting up a scene, anyway, you have enough physical strength, anyway, anyway, there is a rescue team by your side, anyway, why don’t you deliberately reduce the equipment you carry and do some thrilling things?Why do you have to process the ingredients obtained from the wild before you eat it, why don't you just bite it, anyway, just make a movement, I know you are fine.
Bazel refused.His purpose of making this program is to hope that more people will go out of the city to feel the breath of nature.He just wants to teach people what to do if they choose to hike.If you are really in distress, what to do before waiting for help.
Of course, it is best to be well prepared and never encounter a time of distress.
In order to simulate distress, he has already simulated extreme situations such as being unable to locate GPS, running out of dry food, and having no water source.But he will not lose the equipment.Because in reality, these close-fitting things will stay on the body no matter what.If all these are lost, it can only be said that the traveler probably did not come to travel, but to commit suicide.
He didn't want to give some people a wrong perception because of his show.
Opponents said that everyone is not a fool, if you really want to go hiking, you will definitely prepare your own things.
Bazel said, but he just wants to make a program that is beneficial to hikers, not to attract other people's attention, not to gain a position, he wants to make a science and education program.If you really can't accept it, then position it as a science and education program.Anyway, he is responsible for his own profits and losses.
So the opponents really let Bazel be responsible for his own profits and losses. Anyway, the Bazel family is rich, and they can afford to make a show for themselves.
Of course, in the end these people all regretted it.Bazel's show was unexpectedly popular, and he made a lot of money.Even if the ratings are declining now, it still maintains the popularity of the forefront.
Although Bazel has always insisted on his original intention, although he will consider the ratings, he will not compromise for the ratings.But now hearing the feedback from the audience, Bazel still has a feeling that "everything is worth it".
He insisted on doing so, but was unable to express himself well.Now he understands that he just wants to make a show that people enjoy hiking, not fear and disgust.
He wanted to make a show full of laughter. Even if people screamed in danger, the audience would still smile or even look envious in the end.
Come to nature.
Leave the cage of the city and step into nature.
You will feel the unique charm of nature, and then love it and protect it.
But until then, please be well prepared and don't trouble others.Please also take care of your hands, except in special circumstances, do not let nature suffer bad luck because of your travels.
"During the interview, you should tell the reporter this sentence." Meng Lan said, "They must also be curious about why you participated in this program."
Lin Xin nodded: "Okay. It would be great if more people like this show. I will work hard."
Bazel smiled and said, "It's definitely possible, Lin is very powerful. We will join forces, and this time we will challenge a more difficult one."
Lin Xin said, "Okay."
He has no fear.No matter how difficult it is, is it more difficult to survive in the pile of doomsday zombies and mutant beasts?
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News of Lin Xin's participation in "Out of the Wilderness" in the Ruin Kingdom spread quickly.
Meng Lan specially applied for a new Facebook and Twitter account, which was certified as Lin Xin's manager.He originally wanted to spend money to make himself popular, but after thinking about it, in order to maintain Lin Xin's low-key image, he just silently posted on Facebook and Twitter, and didn't buy hot searches and trends.
Then he@Sihai Technology's official blog and official tweets.
Lin Qin notified his subordinates early on. After Meng Lan sent the message, he forwarded Meng Lan's face blog and Twitter, and left a message saying, please look for the golden signboard of Lin Xin's manager, and don't come to me again. It's just a poor technology company, not an entertainment company.
With the forwarding by Sihai Technology and the confirmation of the official certification news, Lin Xin's fans and people who know about Lin Xin immediately touched Meng Lan's face blog and Twitter, saying "Hahaha my idol finally has a manager." At the same time, they found out about Lin Xin's participation in the reality show.
It is also the legendary reality show of wilderness survival that drove away many big bosses halfway.
Ouch, my idol is so good, but the idol is not in good health, can he really persevere?
The above remarks are from fans, not sunspots.Because Lin Xin used to be in a vegetative state, as expected, the public created a frail character for Lin Xin.Meng Lan's worries came true.
However, after this reality show, the public's perception of Lin Xin will undergo a huge change.Meng Lan was in no hurry.
Although Lin Xin is not as well-known abroad as in China, Lin Xin's status as the youngest Phil Mathematics Award is still very eye-catching.Everyone was wondering how a nerd would make a fool of himself in this show, how long he could last, and whether he would be picked up by a helicopter at the beginning of the show, and then Bazel would finish the rest of the show calmly by himself.
If so, it's so much fun.
Although Lin Xin's status as a mathematician is quite respectable, the stupid public is more willing to watch mathematicians make a fool of themselves, to satisfy their resentment that they fail in mathematics and they can win prizes.
This is the malice of the public.
Because Lin Xin acted in a melodrama in the United States, and also has some relationship with the masses, the copyright of the program "Out of the Wilderness" has also been sold to the United States, which can be watched simultaneously on the American video website, and the attention of the United States to this program is also very high.
The image of Lin Xin in their minds is that glasses master who doesn't care about appearance, a nerd who knows Huaguo Kungfu but is only five seconds handsome.They were very curious about what to do with Lin Xin's glasses when participating in the show.
Although they already knew that Lin Xin was not short-sighted, the image of Lin Xin as a bespectacled boy had been deeply rooted in the minds of the public.
The rotten people are more entertaining, or more malicious.They had already placed a handicap, betting on when Lin Xin would be picked up by helicopter and quit the show.They also bet how long Lin Xin would be trembling and crying out of fear at the beginning of the show.
Bazel silently bought the opposite chips.Well, he should make a small profit this time.
Lin Xin called her parents and asked, "In the corrupt country, this kind of gambling is legal. Can I participate? I believe that I can walk through the entire program without crying or shaking."
Lin's father and Lin's mother: "Buy, buy, buy! We will buy too!"
Be sure to support your son!
Lin Qin said that the rest of the pocket money was on Lin Xin, and he put 100 Chinese coins on it.
Xue Fei pressed [-] directly, and then sent Lin Qin a contemptuous emoji.
Lin Xin counted her savings, and put all her disposable savings into it.
He now has more than 20 disposable money in his account.This time he got some capital, and he is going to be an adult soon, and when he is an adult, he can make good money without being restrained.
Lin Xin said that he can't wait to show off his skills.The US stock market, here I come!
The show started filming in this fiery atmosphere.
At the beginning of the show, the director had just shouted that it was okay, but before Bazel started to speak, Lin Xin climbed up the big tree next to him, stabbed a snake seven inches in the face, and then jumped with the dead snake Descending from the tree, he said to Bazel: "Bazel, today's lunch is over. Let's eat grilled snake meat."
"..." Bazel, "um..."
I always feel that the style of this show will be very wrong.This must not be an illusion.
But what about looking forward to it?I really want to see the audience cry and say they lost money when the show was released.
"Will it smell too strong if you eat it roasted?" Lin Xin said to herself, "Maybe there are wild vegetables and fruits around that can remove the smell. Anyway, I'm not hungry now, so let's go find it first?"
Bazel asked, "You know how to cook?"
Lin Xin said: "I memorized the recipe, but I didn't do it well, so I can only eat it. I'm always disgusted by Brother Fei."
Lin Xin defended: "Actually, it's not my fault. The recipe says one spoonful of salt and one spoonful of vinegar... Who knows how big a spoonful is? Can't it be accurate to grams? How can people do this?"
Bazel: "... there seems to be a gram-accurate recipe."
Lin Xin said: "I was looking for this kind of recipe to memorize. But Brother Fei didn't give me the chance to cook by myself. He said he would never buy me an electronic scale to measure the seasoning and ingredients for cooking."
Bazel: "...We don't have scales either."
Lin Xin said: "The seasoning is up to you...or, if you are not afraid of bad taste, you can leave it to me. I can make it according to my feeling? Without specific measurement tools, I can only estimate the taste from the volume and concentration .Maybe it will take a little time to experiment."
Bazel: "...you can actually try it."
Lin Xin tilted her head: "Well... I still think scientific measurement is more accurate. Feelings can be deceiving."
Bazel didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Let's leave it to me to season."
Mathematicians are really incomprehensible existences for ordinary people, and they even need to use electronic scales to cook a dish, sympathizing with Lin Xin's brother.
Perhaps the first to imitate the first "real" reality show that went viral, most reality shows now try to make the audience laugh by exposing their guests' nasty and dark sides.
Even if it is under the banner of survival, there must be a link like "Werewolf Killing" to let the guests suspect each other and eliminate them.Some reality shows directly let guests vote to eliminate other members.The audience watched the guests work together on their front feet, but their back feet were full of malice towards their "partners".Some viewers were hooked on this superficial and secret approach, saying that this is the real human nature, and the darkness of human nature is fully exposed in it, which looks so cool.
This is still a reality show for the general public, and there are more serious ones, such as cameras everywhere in the house, allowing you to take a shower, sleep, and go to the bathroom all under the noses of the audience.In order to gain a place, some guests deliberately engaged in drinking and quarreling and other behaviors.As for the use of erotica as a signboard, there are countless reality shows where male and female guests intentionally make sexual harassment or even direct intercourse against each other, making the entire program look vulgar.
The latter's reality show, people who are slightly famous will not participate.Those who participate are either for the prize money, or are starlets who have passed or never been popular.They don't care about their image, they just want to get a high bonus or fame.
Lin Xin knew that for some celebrities, they were not afraid of scandals, but they were afraid of making a fool of themselves, and no one paid attention to them.
But Lin Xin has been with so many hosts, and his thinking has been influenced by the previous hosts, so he doesn't like this kind of programs that "show the ugliness of human nature".In fact, most of this kind of programs are based on the script to deliberately enlarge part of the darkness of human nature. If it is a movie, it can be said to be artistic expression and satire, but reality shows are not fictional works of art in the eyes of many viewers, but rather real behavior.Whether it is a work or a reality show, it should convey a positive thought to people.Even gloomy thoughts should lead people to reflect instead of being accepted openly or even imitated.
Maybe many people thought the same as Lin Xin, looking at those clown-like guests didn't find it interesting, but disgusted and uncomfortable.In recent years, reality shows have gradually developed in a more positive direction.Although the elimination mechanism is unavoidable, they are hated through fair and honest competitions, rather than allowing guests to "vote" each other behind their backs, or even say a lot of bad things to eliminate people.
Meng Lan's reality show for Lin Xin was naturally not for Lin Xin to expose herself and make a fool of herself.Meng Lan prefers clean and pure people, and likes to take the tall route.Lin Xin's position was the same as his position in his heart, so he naturally showed how Lin Xin's excellence came from.
After Meng Lan decided to be Lin Xin's manager, she analyzed Lin Xin's current situation.
Although Lin Xin's acting skills are immature, they are indeed there. She can take on some films that test her acting skills, and she won't blow up the brand. Lin Xin's voice is good. Although the songs posted on the website have no emotion, her singing skills are above the general level.These two need to find someone to teach, and you can also learn while working.
In terms of external image, there is no doubt that Lin Xin is a smart person. His own character is blessed with the double aura of a hero who does justice and a mathematician who wins glory for the country. As long as he does not risk his life in the future, he is already very positive in the eyes of the public.
The only weak point is that Lin Xin may give people the image of a nerd because of his good mathematics. Even with the bonus of being brave, Lin Xin also describes martial arts in "Flying Snow Knife" and "Look at That Room".But knowing martial arts does not necessarily mean good health.Lin Xin has been lying in a hospital bed for ten years. In the public impression, how good is his health?A good fight can be said to be explosive, but physical fitness and endurance are not necessarily strong.Maybe some people will deliberately take advantage of this point to criticize Lin Xin for being weak, and some production crews who need high-intensity work will hesitate to choose Lin Xin because of this.
Meng Lan had seen Lin Xin's physical examination report, and knew that Lin Xin's health was not only not bad, but her quality was ridiculously good.With this kind of physical fitness, she can participate in some extreme reality shows to show Lin Xin's strength.
Although there is a preference for handsome men in Asia, especially because of the influence of idols packaged in some small countries, neutral and delicate boys have become the darlings of the star-making market, and the so-called creamy niche is right.But with the eyes of Meng Lan, who has been a manager for many years, this kind of popularity is just a momentary popularity.Men have to be popular for a long time, or they are really naturally beautiful, and they can create androgynous beauty to the limit.But this kind of red group has relatively narrow hands.
For male celebrities, it is more attractive to show their masculine charm, that is, their masculine side.Why do scientists not have as many fans as sports stars?Look at the tendons exposed on other people's bodies, and people who don't understand the sport will scream and pounce on them.Men will envy, women will fantasize, this is the charm of men.
A male star not only needs a good face, but also a good figure, a lot of strength, and a sense of temperament.As long as you don't look crooked, you can improve your appearance after applying makeup, and then reveal your strong but not exaggerated muscles. Not to mention women, men can't bear it.
Lin Xin's figure belongs to the type that looks thin when she wears clothes and takes off her clothes. Except for her short height, her figure is actually very good.Meng Lan just wanted Lin Xin to participate in the extreme survival program, so that Lin Xin could show off his body and strength.
But when Meng Lan came up with this plan, she was a little worried about whether Lin Xin would accept it.He had heard that Lin Xin didn't like reality shows, and he also knew how much Lin's family cared for the child who finally woke up.Although this kind of program will definitely be followed by rescuers, they will still sign the life and death certificate, and he is worried that Lin Xin will refuse.
After watching the entire reality show, Lin Xin said, "I've watched a few domestic filmings of survival in the wild before. The first half shows the scenery, and the second half analyzes the inner life of the stars. It takes four to five minutes to talk about inner activities. , making it look like a talk show, boring. There is also a show, which is forced to eat disgusting things. Although it is true that survival in the wild must eat some things that you would not normally eat, it is not the real limit, not to mention the hand. It’s not that there is no flint and knife, so it’s okay to treat the ingredients? I’m not worried that it doesn’t matter whether it’s disgusting or not, but if it’s too fake, it will lose powder, right?”
Meng Lan smiled and said, "Can you bear the real survival in the wild?"
Lin Xin thought about the situation simulated in the system, and said, "No problem."
Meng Lan said, "Then change to this one."
Meng Lan handed a new introduction to Lin Xin: "This reality show is also a one-on-one mode, but basically there is no chance for stars to do inner monologues. They just do real survival simulations with the host."
Lin Xin said: "I've watched this show, it's quite interesting. But he has high requirements for guests, and he can't keep up with his footsteps. He would rather be alone."
Meng Lan said: "Yes. If you hadn't won the Phil Mathematics Award, you wouldn't be able to participate in his show with your current fame. Moreover, he also has very high requirements on the physical fitness and obedience of the guests. Before entering the show, First, a physical fitness test is required. If he doesn’t follow his requirements in the middle of the show, he can let the guests leave at any time. More than half of the guests quit in the middle of the show. Participating in this show is not just about eating disgusting things while performing in public .”
Lin Xin nodded: "Use limited resources to live as comfortably as possible in the wild. I like this."
Meng Lan said: "The TV station that broadcasts this program is owned by the host himself, so he didn't consider capital power and gimmicks when he first set up the program. But because of this, his ratings have always been among the top three programs of the same type. , has won many awards for variety shows in the country of corruption, and has a wide audience in China. If you can enter this show, you will definitely increase your fans, and it is just a chance to beat the recent rumors that you are weak and difficult to perform in the crew. The face of a person who relies on a substitute. Although we can take legal means, facts speak louder than words.”
Lin Xin said: "I will participate in this program, and I will work hard."
Meng Lan smiled and said, "I've seen your physical report, and you should be able to pass the physical fitness test."
Seeing that the two of them agreed, Xue Fei knew that Lin Xin had to make a decision on this matter, but there was still a worried look on his face.
Lin Xin comforted: "Brother Fei, don't worry, I'm strong, just help me cheer up."
Xue Fei said: "I can't go with you when I go to the Rotten Country this time. I have already arranged a team of assistants. If you need anything, please tell them. If you are not satisfied, you must tell me and I will find another person."
Lin Xin was surprised: "I already have a team of assistants? I haven't reached that level yet, have I?"
Xue Fei smiled and said, "Don't worry, I have money."
Lin Xin: "But..."
Xue Fei interrupted Lin Xin and said, "Just treat it as my initial investment. After Xiao Xin becomes famous, I will endorse Brother Fei's products for free. The endorsement fees for superstars are very high."
Only then did Lin Xin nod her head: "Okay."
Meng Lan listened on the sidelines, thinking that Mr. Xue was really devoted to Lin Xin.Given the reputation of their company, it would not cost exaggerated money to hire superstars to endorse them.Mr. Xue paid a lot of money to help Lin Xin build a team, and also guaranteed Lin Xin's future endorsement.
The company is not owned by Xue Fei alone. If Lin Xin does not have the status to speak for the company's products, the company's board of directors will not agree to use Lin Xin as the spokesperson.But as long as Lin Xin reaches that level, she doesn't need to compete with stars of the same level, and the endorsement will be directly in her pocket.
With Lin Xin's capacity, she definitely doesn't accept all kinds of endorsements.When choosing an endorsement, money comes second, and the most important thing is to improve Lin Xin's status in the circle.Meng Lan ran through the brands that Lin Xin could take over in her mind, and then temporarily put the endorsement matter behind her mind.
Although Lin Xin said on the show that he wants to make money, in fact he is not someone who is short of money, so he doesn't need to be eager for quick success.Let's get this show down first.
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Lin Xin asked for leave to go to the Rotten Country to watch a drama and participate in a reality show. Calvin waved his fat hand and readily agreed.
If Lin Xin had anything to do, all he had to do was to inform Calvin, Calvin would not intervene.When it comes to studies, Lin Xin's current achievements, not to mention graduating from a bachelor's degree, can even graduate with a Ph.D.Calvin himself is going to devote himself to practicing the violin in preparation for holding a violin recital.
Mathematics or something, I just take a rest when I am tired from practicing the piano.
Lin Xin and Professor Jerry, who gave him the ticket, went to the corrupt country together.Professor Jerry is from the country of corruption. Even though he has settled in the United States for many years, he is still very obsessed with the dramas of the country of corruption.He also participated in a theater club, they chartered a small theater, and sometimes performed on stage in person.
Those who can rent out a small theater are of course rich.Jerry took Lin Xin there this time because he wanted to introduce Lin Xin to these people.Although Lin Xin is a student of Calvin, at the same time, Lin Xin, a professor in the Department of Mathematics, can also be said to be a student of all of them.Lin Xin still likes to act. It seems that she is also very interested in drama and drama, and knows a lot about it. Jerry feels like he has found a little confidant.
Of course Lin Xin doesn't like drama, he just has a good memory.After knowing that drama is also a type of course, I first memorized the basic knowledge.
Lin Xin accompanied Jerry to watch a few Shakespeare plays, compared the difference between the plays and the live shows from the media, and then came to the conclusion that the acting skills of drama actors are generally higher than those of TV dramas and even movie actors.
Dramas are all performed live, there is no post-production, no editing, no special effects, and you can’t do it all over again once you’re on stage.This kind of performance requires very high psychological quality and acting skills of dialogue actors.No wonder many drama actors look down on the actors on the screen, and the industry generally believes that dramas are more artistic than movies and TV dramas.They do have capital pride.
It's just that because there is no post-editing in the drama, the audience needs to understand it on the spot, so the expressions and movements need to be exaggerated.If you use the method of acting in a drama to act in a movie or TV series, there will be a tendency to use too much force.Therefore, a good drama actor may not be a good film actor.But drama does improve acting.Many good actors are born from drama, especially the country of Rotten.
Speaking of which, some powerful actors in Huaguo are also acting in dramas.
Lin Xin got acquainted with Jerry's group of drama friends, and got a promise that if he wanted to act in a drama in the future, he could come to this theater to try it out.Anyway, everyone is entertaining, not professional.Because of class and circle, most of these amateurs are middle-aged and elderly people, and it would be more interesting to add a young person.Of course, this small theater also has professional drama actors and will perform publicly.And because of their relationship with this group of people, there are quite a few people who watch the show to save face, and the income is not bad.They, a group of amateurs, also learned from the group of professional drama actors.
Lin Xin watched the small theater for a few days, and was picked up by her agent Meng Lan to meet Bazel, the host of the reality show she wanted to participate in.
Bazel is not only the host of the program "Out of the Wild", but also the core of the entire creative team.
Before Lin Xin arrived, Bazel had already read Lin Xin's physical examination report and physical fitness test report.Their team believes that whether it is Lin Xin's identity as a mathematician or the gimmick of being in a vegetable for ten years, it can bring ratings to the show.If Lin Xin's physical examination report and physical fitness test report are not fake, then maybe he can complete this program.
But... is this fitness report true?It's unbelievable.This is impossible to achieve this effect without hard training, right?If this is true, Lin Xin's efforts in rehabilitation training must be unimaginable to ordinary people.
In any case, just test it and you will know.Data cannot be faked.
After seeing Bazel's team, Lin Xin didn't exchange many pleasantries, and was directly taken to the hospital for a physical examination.The physical examination report came out soon, and Lin Xin's condition was even better than the report submitted to Bazel.
Bazel sighed in a Northern Irish accent: "You have gone through a very hard training."
Lin Xin replied with a Cockney accent: "Indeed." She was not humble at all.
Lin Xin did go through a lot of hard training.The ratio of system space to external time is two to one, and he can stay in system space for sixteen hours a day.At the beginning, Lin Xin spent [-] hours on physical recovery training, and only four hours on learning other knowledge from the outside world.Now, he also maintains four hours of physical training every day.
Lin Xin kept the words of the previous hosts in mind.The body is the most important and the capital of everything.Finally, there is a system space to free up time for physical exercise, and to simulate various interesting scenes, which must not be interrupted.
Systematic physical exercise is just like playing holographic games. You can adjust the pain sensation independently, but the feeling of fatigue is the same.The results of exercise in the system will be reflected in the real body, and this high technology cannot be explained.
In order to participate in this program, Lin Xin specially asked the optical brain to choose various training modes of survival in the wilderness, starting from easy to difficult to open the checkpoint mode.
He was slapped to death by a giant bear, bitten to death by a tiger, besieged to death by a pack of wolves, swallowed by a giant python... There are all kinds of game_over, as for falling into the water and food poisoning, it is a trivial matter. Didn't do it again after a few tries.With the help of an optical brain, he can retrieve terrain and animal and plant information at any time, and can also use satellites for accurate positioning.
What?Playing the game with its own optical brain to cheat?He is system intelligence. Can system intelligence without an optical brain be called system intelligence?
With the aid of optical brain, Lin Xin's main energy is on fighting and making and using tools in the field.He started from an ordinary little bug and snake, went through upgrades such as wild wolves, tigers, giant bears, giant pythons, etc., and finally got into zombies and mutant beasts.
Of course, he couldn't pass the final difficulty of hell.
Lin Xin: Isn't the difficulty too perverted? !Why does Survival in the Wild end up fighting zombies and mutant beasts?
Optical Brain: Ask yourself this question, isn’t it the template you bought yourself?
Lin Xin: ... Oh.
_(:зゝ∠)_Yes, he bought the template himself.I didn't expect to use it myself.Watching the hosts jumping is very happy, but when it is my turn, it is very hard.
Lin Xin struggled in the most difficult environment, always fell ahead of Li Min, and never got the reward for the final difficulty.Although the rewards are not too generous, but you can't completely clear the level, it's really an obsessive-compulsive disorder.
Lin Xin could finally understand the feelings of the previous hosts who were almost so angry at the difficulty of hell that they couldn't pass the level, and who had been defeated repeatedly.Now he also wants to beat up the system, but he is the system himself.
There is nothing more sad than this.
However, after getting used to the fear and fatigue, it is very good to play the Hell difficulty as a whole series of games. It is very interesting and exciting, but it is difficult to pass the level.
For this program, Lin Xin changed the time for physical training and wilderness survival simulation training back to twelve hours.In reality, he also did various training.Lin Xin is full of confidence and will definitely pass the screening of the program.
In fact... Bazel was stunned, okay?He has been in the special forces for two years, so it is natural for him to be physically terrifying.Why is this kid so scary?
Optical Brain: It is said that telling foreigners that you know Chinese Kung Fu can explain everything.
Lin Xin said, "Because I know Hua Guo Kung Fu."
Bazel suddenly realized: "No wonder! Kung Fu!"
The word "Kung Fu" is Chinese.
The corner of Meng Lan's mouth twitched.This is really a good excuse.
Regardless of whether Lin Xin knows Huaguo Kungfu, or becomes a superman after undergoing the top-secret human experiments in Huaguo, these are not matters that Bazel cares about.He only needs to care about the effect of the show.
If a mathematician who has been in a vegetative state for ten years shows amazing physical fitness in his program, he will definitely attract many curious viewers.When the time comes, let Lin Xin show Huaguo Kungfu again, and there will definitely be more audiences.
Now there are more and more wilderness survival reality shows. He does not intentionally make dangerous moves in the show, nor does he deliberately try strange things. Some curious viewers gradually turn to other wilderness survival shows.
However, he didn't intend to make money in the first place. After earning money for so long, it doesn't matter even if it will be tepid in the future. He just wants to do his favorite show and introduce the charm of hiking in the wild.
When signing the contract, Bazel asked, "Why did you choose my show?"
Lin Xin put down her pen and said earnestly: "I like your program. After watching your program, I found that nature is beautiful and hiking is very interesting. Although there are dangers, if you deal with them well, the danger will also become the joy of the journey. Memories. Not only does your show tell people what to do on the hike and what to do when they get stuck, but also that you can get through anything if you’re prepared.”
"I like to watch happy programs." Lin Xin showed a big smile, "Your programs make people laugh, not make people feel uncomfortable."
Bazel suddenly felt his nose a little sore.
When he first planned this show, people kept suggesting to him, anyway, it’s just setting up a scene, anyway, you have enough physical strength, anyway, anyway, there is a rescue team by your side, anyway, why don’t you deliberately reduce the equipment you carry and do some thrilling things?Why do you have to process the ingredients obtained from the wild before you eat it, why don't you just bite it, anyway, just make a movement, I know you are fine.
Bazel refused.His purpose of making this program is to hope that more people will go out of the city to feel the breath of nature.He just wants to teach people what to do if they choose to hike.If you are really in distress, what to do before waiting for help.
Of course, it is best to be well prepared and never encounter a time of distress.
In order to simulate distress, he has already simulated extreme situations such as being unable to locate GPS, running out of dry food, and having no water source.But he will not lose the equipment.Because in reality, these close-fitting things will stay on the body no matter what.If all these are lost, it can only be said that the traveler probably did not come to travel, but to commit suicide.
He didn't want to give some people a wrong perception because of his show.
Opponents said that everyone is not a fool, if you really want to go hiking, you will definitely prepare your own things.
Bazel said, but he just wants to make a program that is beneficial to hikers, not to attract other people's attention, not to gain a position, he wants to make a science and education program.If you really can't accept it, then position it as a science and education program.Anyway, he is responsible for his own profits and losses.
So the opponents really let Bazel be responsible for his own profits and losses. Anyway, the Bazel family is rich, and they can afford to make a show for themselves.
Of course, in the end these people all regretted it.Bazel's show was unexpectedly popular, and he made a lot of money.Even if the ratings are declining now, it still maintains the popularity of the forefront.
Although Bazel has always insisted on his original intention, although he will consider the ratings, he will not compromise for the ratings.But now hearing the feedback from the audience, Bazel still has a feeling that "everything is worth it".
He insisted on doing so, but was unable to express himself well.Now he understands that he just wants to make a show that people enjoy hiking, not fear and disgust.
He wanted to make a show full of laughter. Even if people screamed in danger, the audience would still smile or even look envious in the end.
Come to nature.
Leave the cage of the city and step into nature.
You will feel the unique charm of nature, and then love it and protect it.
But until then, please be well prepared and don't trouble others.Please also take care of your hands, except in special circumstances, do not let nature suffer bad luck because of your travels.
"During the interview, you should tell the reporter this sentence." Meng Lan said, "They must also be curious about why you participated in this program."
Lin Xin nodded: "Okay. It would be great if more people like this show. I will work hard."
Bazel smiled and said, "It's definitely possible, Lin is very powerful. We will join forces, and this time we will challenge a more difficult one."
Lin Xin said, "Okay."
He has no fear.No matter how difficult it is, is it more difficult to survive in the pile of doomsday zombies and mutant beasts?
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News of Lin Xin's participation in "Out of the Wilderness" in the Ruin Kingdom spread quickly.
Meng Lan specially applied for a new Facebook and Twitter account, which was certified as Lin Xin's manager.He originally wanted to spend money to make himself popular, but after thinking about it, in order to maintain Lin Xin's low-key image, he just silently posted on Facebook and Twitter, and didn't buy hot searches and trends.
Then he@Sihai Technology's official blog and official tweets.
Lin Qin notified his subordinates early on. After Meng Lan sent the message, he forwarded Meng Lan's face blog and Twitter, and left a message saying, please look for the golden signboard of Lin Xin's manager, and don't come to me again. It's just a poor technology company, not an entertainment company.
With the forwarding by Sihai Technology and the confirmation of the official certification news, Lin Xin's fans and people who know about Lin Xin immediately touched Meng Lan's face blog and Twitter, saying "Hahaha my idol finally has a manager." At the same time, they found out about Lin Xin's participation in the reality show.
It is also the legendary reality show of wilderness survival that drove away many big bosses halfway.
Ouch, my idol is so good, but the idol is not in good health, can he really persevere?
The above remarks are from fans, not sunspots.Because Lin Xin used to be in a vegetative state, as expected, the public created a frail character for Lin Xin.Meng Lan's worries came true.
However, after this reality show, the public's perception of Lin Xin will undergo a huge change.Meng Lan was in no hurry.
Although Lin Xin is not as well-known abroad as in China, Lin Xin's status as the youngest Phil Mathematics Award is still very eye-catching.Everyone was wondering how a nerd would make a fool of himself in this show, how long he could last, and whether he would be picked up by a helicopter at the beginning of the show, and then Bazel would finish the rest of the show calmly by himself.
If so, it's so much fun.
Although Lin Xin's status as a mathematician is quite respectable, the stupid public is more willing to watch mathematicians make a fool of themselves, to satisfy their resentment that they fail in mathematics and they can win prizes.
This is the malice of the public.
Because Lin Xin acted in a melodrama in the United States, and also has some relationship with the masses, the copyright of the program "Out of the Wilderness" has also been sold to the United States, which can be watched simultaneously on the American video website, and the attention of the United States to this program is also very high.
The image of Lin Xin in their minds is that glasses master who doesn't care about appearance, a nerd who knows Huaguo Kungfu but is only five seconds handsome.They were very curious about what to do with Lin Xin's glasses when participating in the show.
Although they already knew that Lin Xin was not short-sighted, the image of Lin Xin as a bespectacled boy had been deeply rooted in the minds of the public.
The rotten people are more entertaining, or more malicious.They had already placed a handicap, betting on when Lin Xin would be picked up by helicopter and quit the show.They also bet how long Lin Xin would be trembling and crying out of fear at the beginning of the show.
Bazel silently bought the opposite chips.Well, he should make a small profit this time.
Lin Xin called her parents and asked, "In the corrupt country, this kind of gambling is legal. Can I participate? I believe that I can walk through the entire program without crying or shaking."
Lin's father and Lin's mother: "Buy, buy, buy! We will buy too!"
Be sure to support your son!
Lin Qin said that the rest of the pocket money was on Lin Xin, and he put 100 Chinese coins on it.
Xue Fei pressed [-] directly, and then sent Lin Qin a contemptuous emoji.
Lin Xin counted her savings, and put all her disposable savings into it.
He now has more than 20 disposable money in his account.This time he got some capital, and he is going to be an adult soon, and when he is an adult, he can make good money without being restrained.
Lin Xin said that he can't wait to show off his skills.The US stock market, here I come!
The show started filming in this fiery atmosphere.
At the beginning of the show, the director had just shouted that it was okay, but before Bazel started to speak, Lin Xin climbed up the big tree next to him, stabbed a snake seven inches in the face, and then jumped with the dead snake Descending from the tree, he said to Bazel: "Bazel, today's lunch is over. Let's eat grilled snake meat."
"..." Bazel, "um..."
I always feel that the style of this show will be very wrong.This must not be an illusion.
But what about looking forward to it?I really want to see the audience cry and say they lost money when the show was released.
"Will it smell too strong if you eat it roasted?" Lin Xin said to herself, "Maybe there are wild vegetables and fruits around that can remove the smell. Anyway, I'm not hungry now, so let's go find it first?"
Bazel asked, "You know how to cook?"
Lin Xin said: "I memorized the recipe, but I didn't do it well, so I can only eat it. I'm always disgusted by Brother Fei."
Lin Xin defended: "Actually, it's not my fault. The recipe says one spoonful of salt and one spoonful of vinegar... Who knows how big a spoonful is? Can't it be accurate to grams? How can people do this?"
Bazel: "... there seems to be a gram-accurate recipe."
Lin Xin said: "I was looking for this kind of recipe to memorize. But Brother Fei didn't give me the chance to cook by myself. He said he would never buy me an electronic scale to measure the seasoning and ingredients for cooking."
Bazel: "...We don't have scales either."
Lin Xin said: "The seasoning is up to you...or, if you are not afraid of bad taste, you can leave it to me. I can make it according to my feeling? Without specific measurement tools, I can only estimate the taste from the volume and concentration .Maybe it will take a little time to experiment."
Bazel: "...you can actually try it."
Lin Xin tilted her head: "Well... I still think scientific measurement is more accurate. Feelings can be deceiving."
Bazel didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Let's leave it to me to season."
Mathematicians are really incomprehensible existences for ordinary people, and they even need to use electronic scales to cook a dish, sympathizing with Lin Xin's brother.
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