tease Nanji

It has been a long time since autumn, and the city of C at night has a rare dry coolness.

I was lying on the bed and still couldn't fall asleep, and I didn't dare to toss and turn, for fear of disturbing my roommate who was talking nonsense in his dream.

Unexpectedly, the roommate who was idle in the daytime was very serious in the dream.

I thought his sleep talk was nothing more than:

Little beauty, give the uncle a smile?

You naughty little goblin!

I have an ancestral chromosome that I want to give you.

……

Who knew that his sleep talk was actually like this:

What's the difference between us soldiers!cough cough...

Those who offend China will be punished even if they are far away!punish!punish!punish! ...

Marshal, you go first, don't worry about me!beep beep...

……

I was taken aback by this dream talk.

If you want to say that there is a thunder disaster in this world, it must be my roommate's dream. Whoever doesn't laugh will succeed in crossing the disaster, which will quickly reduce the number of people admitted to the Heavenly Court.

I heard the dream talk at three or four o'clock in the morning, and I slowly fell asleep when the sky had a sign of coming.

Unexpectedly, I also had a dream. In the dream, there were some unclear faces. They could not see their faces clearly, but they clearly knew who was who.

Quietly holding a gourd-shaped pumpkin to show off in front of me, my ex-girlfriend is writing hard in a beautiful notebook with a bald pencil, Qi Xuedi shows eight standard teeth, and can swallow as much as one mouth My roommate scooped water into the creek one after another.

Only Huanhuan was missing.

I have some doubts, everyone is here, where did this annoying ghost go?

I was really sleepy, so I planned to go back to the room to sleep. When I opened the door, I saw Huanhuan wearing a small red strawberry apron, cooking in the kitchen. I didn't care, and fell asleep.

When I woke up, I found Huanhuan lying in my arms, the softness made my throat tight, and the red lips were slightly opened, tempting people to pick them, so I kissed them slowly, stroking the piece of flesh with my palms. Plump, and reaching up to the underbelly.

later……

I woke up with a fright, and I was still dripping with cold sweat after waking up.

I saw Huanhuan in the afternoon.

The afterglow of the setting sun covered the entire campus, and there were piles of fallen leaves under the lush camphor trees. The soft leaves still carried the moisture of the soil, and the veins were clear under the sunlight.

He was sitting on the bench under the tree, still wearing his usual white shirt and light blue jeans, with his head lowered to reveal his slender neck, concentrating on flicking the SLR in his hand, his jade-like fingers clasped on the black camera, making his bones more and more obvious distinct.

I stood by and watched, feeling more and more regretful.

"Ah Nan." Huanhuan raised her head and greeted me, her eyes were gentle enough to drown.

"How do you know it's me?" I was very curious, obviously he didn't even raise his head.

"Do you want to hear the truth or lies?" Huanhuan put the camera on her lap, looked at me with a smile, and continued before I could answer, "It's just that your footsteps are different from others'. To be honest, I know that you have a film elective class in the afternoon, and you will go through this road when you go back to the dormitory."

"Oh," I really didn't know what to say, he didn't say anything, but I felt that I was being teased, and I was stunned for a moment before I realized, "You want something from me?"

"I can't find you if I have nothing to do?" Huanhuan's expression was completely untouched.

But I was stunned to hear a bit of sadness from this sentence, probably because I was poisoned by the dream in the morning, and I took a closer look at Huanhuan, imagining his appearance in women's clothing, and felt a chill.

I don't want to talk, and I don't want to be quiet.

"Ah Nan," he called me again, and he pronounced the two ordinary words with a touch of tenderness, "I didn't intentionally ignore you these few days, or I was a little confused."

"It's okay." I shook my head, your heart is in turmoil, and mine is even more in turmoil.

Thinking about that dream in the morning, I feel a little bad all over.

As soon as I finished speaking, Huanhuan stretched out her arms and hugged me, her warm breath sprayed on the back of my neck, and the vibration of my chest through the shirt made me so nervous that I didn't know where to put my hands.

"Ah Nan, you are so kind." Huanhuan didn't seem to feel my current mood, and hugged me even tighter.

At this moment, I saw schoolgirls and schoolboys in twos and threes who stopped in their tracks, looked at Huanhuan and me hugging each other in shock, and at the same time turned on the camera of the mobile phone with an automatic flash of.

With all due respect, those who turn on the flash in public are hot chickens, and my eyes hurt a little from being shaken.

"Can we get out of here first?"

I feel like I am in mourning (newly learned idioms, are you bored or not? Has it added some literary flavor?), people are afraid of being famous and pigs are afraid of being strong, let alone being famous in this way, now you don’t have to wait until tomorrow morning, the campus forum will be held tonight It will explode.

Shock!The mechanical and electrical male god rejected the liberal arts school because of him?

horrible!The male god Song Huan has not been in a relationship for many years because he came out of the closet!

The male god Song Huan hugged a certain student on campus!Is it involuntary, or is there something else hidden?

……

Huanhuan also noticed the crowd around her, pulled me and ran away.

The dinner I just ate was so bumpy in my stomach that it was about to overflow, but thinking about the large group of "Xu Ruoxin" behind me, I still endured it.

Sure enough, there are too few homework in college life, and the human gossip spirit will reach its peak at this time.

Sure enough, the rolling skills during this period were not in vain, and I arrived at the riverside from the campus in 5 minutes.

"Ah Nan, I'm so happy."

Huanhuan looked at me and smiled, which made my heart tighten.

"I am not happy."

Yaoshou, how can I chase girls like this?

"Anan, I'm sorry."

As soon as Huanhuan said that, he hugged me tightly, wrapped my arm in his, and licked my lips with his tongue. The tip of his tongue pried open my teeth, and I was so dazed by the kiss.

When Huanhuan let go of me, I realized that I was kissed again!

This is how you apologize?I'm really a fucking dog.

"It's okay." I wiped my mouth.

After all, I'm such a cowardly straight man, and I can't beat him.

Suddenly I wanted to cry, the tears were stuck in my eyes, I raised my head and took a few breaths, trying not to let them fall.

"A'Nan," Huanhuan suddenly became panicked and stood beside him anxiously. After waiting for a long time, he finally choked out two words, "A'Nan, don't cry."

After listening to this sentence, tears burst out of my eyes, probably because I haven't cried for a long time, maybe because I'm already ashamed anyway, and I'm not afraid to lose a little more, the more I cried, the more I cried.

Who tm wants to become a woman and be kissed and kissed!

No matter how handsome you are!

In the end, I forgot how I got back to the dormitory. Anyway, when I woke up the next day, I had a headache.

"You finally woke up." The roommate sat in the chair and looked at me intently.

I didn't say a word, and I knew what he was going to do when I thought about it with my toes.

"You're not bad, you asked me about my confession the day before yesterday, did you get together yesterday?" The roommate didn't mind my silence at all, and continued.

"I'm not with him."

"Then you fell asleep in his arms yesterday, and let the princess hug you back?"

I... I can't remember.

"You don't really like him, do you?" The roommate raised his tone when he saw that I was still silent.

"How is that possible?" I retorted subconsciously.

"It's fine if you don't have one. This road is not so easy." After getting the answer, the roommate continued to play games on the ground.

I always feel that my roommate has an accident, yes, it is an accident.

It's a pity that I'm not in the mood to worry about these now, so I quickly took out my mobile phone to browse the campus forum.

who knows!None of the headlines I was thinking of yesterday was posted, but a post about "On how many girls' hearts have been broken by Song Dashen's princess hug" floated on the headlines.

When I click in, there are overwhelming princess hugs. The last time I was sent to the infirmary, the princess hugged me!I really want to hit someone.

But I have to say that the photographer is really good at taking pictures, and even the beauty of this half of my face can be photographed with a star effect.

The amount of replies below the post is simply amazing.

CSU's Swan Lake: Grab a Couch

It's a cool autumn: Is the campus network really used upstairs?

CSU Shenhai: The two upstairs are wrong, the one held by Song Dashen looks familiar.

Mu Fei 1258: You can't even recognize this, beautiful girl Hua Zhen from the Mechanical and Electrical Institute.

I looked at the screen and gritted my teeth, really wanting to hack him to death, how can I break it, I saw that bastard Qi Mufei, with such a dazzling id, isn't he afraid of being checked by the water meter?

CSU's Swan Lake: What does it mean to break the hearts of many young girls, but to awaken the hearts of young boys?

Han Hyo Hyun: Big brother is so stunning

East Ten: Qualified 5th floor.

It's been a cool autumn: Big Brother ignores me.

Swan Lake from CSU: Don't, the thought of a big guy on the other side of the network cable messing with me makes me want to spit out my lunch.Who ignores you, it's a good autumn, it all depends on the speed of your hands, understand?

Assad: Song Dashen's eyes are so gentle, is this a formal relationship?

I can't explain clearly: After living for so many years, I hated myself for not being a man for the first time, crying like a whirlwind.

……

The rest is basically blaming me for breaking up Song Huan, bah, obviously Song Huan broke me up, okay?

No, Song Huan is curvy, but I am straight.

How could it be my fault?

According to the development of this momentum, I think it goes without saying that it will be difficult to flirt with girls. Even if I say a few words to girls, they will be regarded as hydrogen gas. Who told me to "bend" their male gods.

Just when I was immersed in sadness and couldn't extricate myself, Huanhuan sent me a message.

"Are you awake? I'll wait for you downstairs."

I was so frightened that I stood up from the bed, my forehead hurt from knocking, and my eyes were full of stars. The design of the upper and lower cabinets is really not for me to wait for a big man to sleep.