actor's cat
Chapter 29 How to use the claw machine correctly
"Yes, I still use this to send text messages to my master." The idiot's claws are thin and pointy, much sharper than a cat's claws, and the idiot is tapping the screen of the phone, looking very skilled, not at all because it is A shackle covered with sharp claws.
Familiar and unfamiliar square characters were displayed at the bottom of the screen, only Xiao Bai was shocked.
The idiot really understands human characters, and can also use human mobile phones to communicate with humans unimpeded...
At this moment, Xiaobai is not calm anymore. On the surface, it looks calm, as if seeing a very ordinary thing, but at this moment its heart is turbulent, overwhelming.
The idiot knows human writing, the idiot looks stupid, and quite stupid, how can it know these human abilities?
And when it was using the mobile phone to send text messages to its owner, Xiaobai noticed that the man who looked particularly unfriendly seemed to be tapping the screen of the mobile phone with his fingers. information.
Xiaobai doesn't know each other, but it has been with Wen Mingcheng for a while, and it is often held in Wen Mingcheng's arms. Watching Wen Mingcheng play mobile phones and computers, it is somewhat common sense.
It can't read it, but it knows some pictures.
"..." Xiaobai was silent for a long time before it digested the fact that the idiot knew human abilities.
At the same time, Xiaobai still has a notion and greed in his heart.
Every time I come to Shadan's place, the opportunity is very rare. Sometimes Wen Mingcheng is very idle, sometimes he is very busy, and he can't run around like before.
This is an opportunity.
Xiaobai said to himself in his heart, it doesn't want to know what the owner of the idiot thinks about the idiot's ability to read and play with mobile phones. He only knows that a great opportunity is in front of him. If you seize this opportunity, it will be difficult to meet it in the future.
It wants to learn human characters, and it also wants to be able to communicate with other people unimpeded on human social platforms and various networks like Wen Mingcheng.
Xiaobai knows this kind of thinking, as a meow, it is a little naive, but these days it has been worrying about this matter, the more it can't get it, the more it compares, the more Xiaobai feels unwilling.
"Stupid, can you teach me these words?" When Xiaobai communicated with Stupid, his heart almost jumped out of his throat when he made such a request.
The silly black bean-like black and bright eyes are extraordinarily bright. It seems to be very interested in the topic of Xiaobai's literacy, and it agrees without the slightest hesitation.
"Okay, I'll teach you." The idiot agreed, and enthusiastically taught Xiaobai how to read.
Start with the most basic, simplest text.
Xiaobai breathed a sigh of relief silently.
The look it looked at the idiot was a bit complicated, but it was more moving.
The idiot is really stupid, he has no scheming at all, and they haven't known each other for a long time, if it weren't for the friendship of idiot's mother, Xiaohong, Xiaobai would really not want to talk to him.
But when he met a fool, Xiaobai felt that his luck had improved.
First, it met Wen Mingcheng because of the idiot, and now it teaches him to read without reservation.
The idiot is really innocent, Xiaobai sighed in his heart, he kept saying to himself that in the future, idiot needs help or wherever it is needed, it will definitely agree.
Trying hard to restore the surging mood, Xiaobai was serious and devoted all his energy to learning the characters taught by the idiot.
Literacy is much more difficult than acting. Each word is small, and many have the same length, but the meaning and pronunciation of each word are different. If the idiot reads it once, Xiaobai will read it three or four times in his heart.
It has to hurry up and strive to know a few more words.
The idiot taught Xiaobai very seriously, and did not go to play. After being fed and drunk by its owner, he began to read characters for Xiaobai. In the morning and afternoon, Xiaobai met nearly 70 to [-] people. The idiot casually pointed out each word, and Xiaobai would know what it meant and how to pronounce it.
Xiaobai thinks it can learn more, but the idiot is too slow to teach.
"No, Xiaobai, you are so smart. You can know so many characters in a day, and you can remember each of them so firmly. This is already amazing. When I was learning characters, it was very good to memorize a dozen every day. "
"This is fast enough, it can't be faster. When I teach you, I will tell you the meaning of each word, so that it is easy to remember, so you can learn quickly." The idiot praised repeatedly, and let out bursts of exclamation.
Xiao Bai is really not like an ordinary cat. Can ordinary cats know how to read?
Do ordinary cats have such a good memory?
Do ordinary cats want to learn human writing and language?
Shadan has never seen or heard of it, it regards Xiaobai as a friend, and does not have any opinion because Xiaobai is a cat, and sincerely laments Xiaobai's cleverness.
"...But, I still don't know much, my cat slave... oh no, my master often typed those words on the Internet, and I don't know them. I don't know what to say to him. There are so many cats and dogs, and you are the only one who knows how to write in human beings." You can also play with your mobile phone, and play it so slipperily, Xiao Bai added in his heart.
I just don't know if the idiot can play computer games?
The idiot tilted his little head and thought for a while, as if he was thinking about something, then he yelled at Xiaobai, and when it fell into Xiaobai's ears, it evolved into a language they all understood.
"Don't worry, Xiaobai. I'll tell you how to play with your mobile phone. Once you learn how to read and write, it will be much easier for you to read. And if you don't understand, you can call me." Then the idiot enthusiastically taught Xiaobai how to use the mobile phone with his paws correctly.
Shadan is small in stature, just a little bit bigger than that mobile phone. Xiaobai thinks its claws are not as flexible as it is, but Shadan uses the mobile phone as fast as his cat slave.
Find out how to turn on and off the machine, how to charge it, how to make a phone call, and how to answer the phone. The idiot also downloaded some software on how to read and write in the phone. After finishing it, he taught Xiaobai to learn it a few times. Xiaobai learned it very seriously. Seeing that the idiot did it once, it would probably be enough, but the idiot took the trouble to hand it in several times.
"Have you learned it? These are all common characters. If you learn most of them, you can read and communicate normally." The idiot is really a good and responsible teacher.
He is still so patient, every time Xiaobai learns for a period of time, the idiot will say to take a break and not to be too tired, it seems to be very thoughtful, and what he said is quite reasonable.
Xiaobai is not afraid of being tired or suffering, which is much better than wandering.
But it could see that the idiot seemed a little tired, but the idiot didn't say it once.
Shadan is really a simple little squirrel, Xiaobai once again sighed in his heart.
Its men seem to like this, and they really don't understand what human beings think.
"...I have learned it, and I will call you often in the future." Before leaving, Xiaobai was very reluctant to part, and he didn't even want to leave the idiot.
"No problem, I have nothing to do anyway, we can chat on the phone then." The idiot looked very happy, and finally it told Xiaobai: "Also, it's okay for you to play with your mobile phone, don't be caught by the Internet and computer first." Your master knows, but he doesn't know that you need to be literate, he will think you are sabotage, confiscate your mobile phone, and all previous efforts will be wasted."
Xiaobai nodded seriously.
Indeed, it seems unbelievable and impossible for a meow to be able to read and write in the eyes of human beings. Often grabbing a mobile phone to play with a computer may be seriously damaged.
So learn to play as sneakily as possible.
However, Xiaobai still has a lot of doubts in his heart. The idiot seems to be so shrewd to remind it to be on guard against its owner, but the idiot himself is swaggeringly playing with his mobile phone, finishing his tablet, and even sending text messages and chatting. Not surprised at all? !
What a powerful man.
When I left, Shadan gave Xiaobai his mobile phone and charging cable, although he was still discovered by his cat slave on the way back.
It didn't steal the phone, it was really given to it by a fool.
The cat slave reluctantly called to inquire, but fortunately the mobile phone in its arms was not confiscated.
After returning, Xiaobai found a place to hide the phone and charging cable. He was really worried that his cat slave would take his phone away.
Is it better to put it there?
Xiaobai thought about it for a while, and the cat slave bought several cat litters for him. Some cat litters were like caves with furry inside, or covered with soft mats, and some were like pots and cushions, etc. Wait, it's safer to put it in a cat litter like a cave, but it's not guaranteed to be checked by its cat slaves frantically.
In the end, Xiaobai put the phone under the cat slave's bed, and dragged a cushion to cover it. When playing with the phone, it would lie under the bed. Whenever there was any movement, it would cover the phone.
In this way, Xiaobai, who is addicted to studying, deliberately staggers the time with his cat slave, sleeps during the day, indulges in studying at night, and calls the idiot if there is something he doesn't understand.
As for Wen Mingcheng, a careless cat slave, he didn't find anything unusual. When he saw Xiaobai sleeping during the day, he just thought Xiaobai was sleepy, because many cats are like this. They sleep on their stomachs when they have nothing to do, and they are lazy all day of.
Wen Mingcheng also thinks that the little white cat is very good. He has been with him for almost two months, and he is full every day. He also bought cat food of many flavors. He likes to eat cat food, and then somehow, he seems to like his food even more.
This is his little white cat leaving delicious food for his dear master, right?
Wen Mingcheng was quite complacent, he thought it was the little white cat's good intentions, and rewarded him as the master.
Xiaobai: Damn mentally handicapped!
As a result, all the cat food entered Wen Mingcheng's stomach unconsciously.
He also posted the little white cat's cat food on Weibo very cheaply, saying that his owner specially left it for him.
This cat food was terrible, but it made those melon-eating people below who didn't know the truth howl enviously, kneeling and licking each one, wanting the little white master to reward them with delicious cat food.
Witnessing everything cat slaves have done on his Weibo account, Xiaobai felt contempt in his heart.
After more than a week of listening and speaking practice, obsessed with learning, and staying up all night, Xiaobai gradually understands and understands some simple words, and likes to make exaggerated and vivid pictures on the Internet. Bai also knew something.
It's interesting to watch.
However, after learning Chinese characters, Wen Mingcheng likes to hug him while surfing the Internet, Xiaobai also seizes this opportunity to learn, and his knowledge of human beings has also improved by leaps and bounds.
Xiaobai looked at some simple operations on the computer a few times and found that they were not very difficult. Wen Mingcheng stayed at home all day and rarely went out, so Xiaobai had no chance to try.
After thinking about it, it is also very good that it can play with the mobile phone. I heard the idiot said that the mobile phone can also surf the Internet. After it knows a few words, I will let the idiot teach it how to use the mobile phone to surf the Internet.
Xiaobai's life is quite leisurely now. He studies at night, sleeps during the day and occasionally plays with his cat slaves, and sometimes goes shopping. I don't care about communicating with the idiot about studying. It was discovered by its cat slave while playing with the mobile phone.
Wen Mingcheng found out that Xiaobai didn't play with his mobile phone because he was smart, and Xiaobai slept day and night, killing a grown man's appetite every day, and he didn't gain weight. some problems.
Why don't you grow meat?
The skin disease and the serious injury on the body have healed. Wen Mingcheng eats and drinks every day. Wen Mingcheng feels that he has not abused his master, but he just doesn't see a little fat.Xiaobai has grown hair, his body looks very thin, and his limbs are also very long, but he is not so thin. However, every time Xiaobai takes a bath, he has to wash his hands, and his fur is wet by water, sticking to the On the skin, it seems that the little white cat's head is too big, its eyes are like aliens, its limbs and torso are terribly thin, and sometimes it struggles uncomfortablely. Wen Mingcheng can feel the clear and bright bones.
This body shape is slightly better than when I just hugged it back.
Every time he sees this thin and shriveled Xiaobai, Wen Mingcheng blames himself a little.
It must be because it didn't take good care of Xiaobai that made Xiaobai so thin.
Since the doctor said there was no problem, Wen Mingcheng had no choice but to seek help from enthusiastic netizens.
The comparison photos before and after bathing were posted on Weibo, and netizens and fans immediately exploded.
Xiaobai is a very well-behaved and sensible cat. From the bathing video, it can be seen that it is not afraid of water like other cats, nor does it stretch out its paws to toss around, and it will lift up when Wen Mingcheng bathes it paws or hind legs.
You can tell from its appearance that bathing is already commonplace for the little white cat.
Wen Mingcheng did it himself.
You can see the skinny little white cat, which makes netizens feel sad.
Why do you charge so much?
Are you sick?
The long and thin one has slender limbs, without any flesh, just a skeleton.
Many cat slaves wept anxiously.
What the hell is going on? It's not normal to look so thin.
Netizens and fans actively contributed their own experience and tried to find a way for Wen Mingcheng.
Wen Mingcheng also felt that the matter was serious, and enthusiastic netizens gave endless questions.
#男神男神, is there anything unusual about your cat recently? #
#男神男神, how is your cat eating recently?Is it a picky eater?Do you vomit often? #
#...How is Xiaobai sleeping?Is it normal to pull the papa?Is it like a sparse rice paste or a grain of peanut?As a qualified excrement shoveler, these are things that need to be paid close attention to#
This is a tasteful message of the day. Almost as soon as this message was sent, the message that had been in a gushing well was suddenly frozen by an invisible force.
Enthusiastic netizens and anxious fans suddenly agreed without leaving a message.
……
Therefore, it is very strange that this comment was so carelessly liked by others, and it instantly reached the first post of the Weibo.
The netizen who posted this tasteful message is indeed a loyal and good cat slave. He loves to keep cats. Although there is only a black, white and yellow cat in the family, the Tsundere loves to toss as hard as any cat .
This netizen raises Sanhuamao as his newborn parents. He feeds him delicious food every day, teases him whenever he has nothing to do, and enjoys being scratched. He is a typical slave.Because he loves his Sanhua cat very much, his family’s Sanhua cat is very naughty, every corner of the house is its world, every time he kneels and begs it to eat, drink and sleep, because he often eats randomly, he dare not give it to eat every time , it loses its temper, and the slave is soft-hearted so he eats it, and the result is either sickness or diarrhea.
Therefore, his daily routine is to observe his master's poop.
He has completely become a shit shovel officer.
Seeing that his message was pushed to the top, this netizen was very happy.
The reason why he pays attention to Wen Mingcheng is because of the popular little white cat on the Internet.
I envy the little white cat's appearance and cuteness.
Seeing that the little white cat is so thin, this netizen feels distressed.
Fortunately, although his family Sanhua is naughty, his physique is still very standard, so he doesn't need to worry about it.
After his comment was liked, the style of the subsequent comments began to change.
#男神男神, you should observe Xiaobai's poop more, as a shit shoveler, don't you shovel Xiaobai's shit every day?Take a closer look at Xiaobai's living habits#
#男神男神,If you have a cleanliness, you can leave Xiaobai to me temporarily, and I promise to check it carefully every day#
It seems that this netizen is really worried.
This message is too eye-catching, and the crooked building is too serious, it is very difficult for Wen Mingcheng not to pay attention.
As for the cat in question, the protagonist of the topic, it is unfortunate that it is sleeping soundly in its own cat bed, without Wen Mingcheng holding it in his arms, most of the time it is hurrying to sleep.
Last night, I stayed up late and studied all night, but I was exhausted, so I need to get more sleep.
Wen Mingcheng also felt his master's cleverness, and when he saw this message, he subconsciously glanced at the little white cat in the cat's litter.
I don't know if it was an illusion, but Wen Mingcheng discovered that his master seemed to have a little secret.
I used to sleep in a cardboard box or on a soft cushion, but recently Xiaobai is sleeping in a cave-like cat nest, or in a small wooden house, closing the small door every time...
Wen Mingcheng felt that he should not have such bad hobbies as idiots and voyeurism, but during this period of time, the little white cat was always hiding, guarding against him, as if he was doing something sneaky.
Did his master do something bad behind his back?
There seem to be countless pairs of little claws scratching and scratching in my heart, Wen Mingcheng's heart is itchy, he is just a shivering m, he doesn't care when you tease him, and he doesn't feel anything, but you just ignore him, he is all over My bones started to itch, like a lot of bug bites, and I felt uncomfortable all over my body.
God, does Xiaobai not love him anymore?
Or does Xiaobai have other minions in his heart?
Why ignore him and still avoid it, I always feel that the master has changed his mind, Wen Mingcheng is depressed and depressed, at this time Xiaobai gives him a hard paw, or growls at him, rolls his eyes and contempt at him, Wen Mingcheng can be happy cry out.
As a qualified shaker, Wen Mingcheng never takes an unusual path.
He remembered the netizen's message, and decided to be a qualified excrement shoveler - from now on, he will carefully observe Xiaobai's poop.
Wen Mingcheng did what he said, without any ambiguity. After thanking the netizen in the message, he began to rummage through Xiaobai's cat litter.
Wen Mingcheng feels that he has no obsession with cleanliness. Compared with his good friends Han Qianyou and Zhang Ziming, one is a man who wipes three handkerchiefs even when shaking hands, and never speaks when eating; The best is the best man who only eats boiled eggs with plain water when he is not in other places.
Wen Mingcheng thought he was a normal person.
However, seeing things like poop is always not so good. He believes that no one will like it. He changes Xiaobai’s cat litter every day. As for what is buried in it, he really doesn’t have the nature to go through it. look.
It was only after being reminded by a kind netizen that he fiddled with a discarded chopstick.
Well, the picture is not very good, and there is a smell when you peel off the cat litter.
Hey, that should be the product of his master's reincarnation of the five grains. It belongs to his master, so you can't dislike it.
But when he took out a gray-brown poo that was as big as a peanut, oh, a little smaller, the color was quite similar to cat litter, Wen Mingcheng felt a little surprised, he quickly took a picture, and his hands Without washing, I went back to the computer.
I posted it on Weibo in a hurry, and I still used the account of Wen Mingcheng's cat. After posting the picture, I added the text: This is the poop I pooped today, is it normal?
After posting this Weibo, Wen Mingcheng was inexplicably guilty. He always felt as if he had done something bad. He also secretly glanced at Xiaobai who was sleeping in the cat's nest.
Well, Xiaobai slept soundly, so don't worry about being discovered.
If he knew that his slave was so mad that he dug out his poop and took pictures, the master would probably laugh at him for a year.
When Wen Mingcheng posted this Weibo, the Weibo was not as lively as usual, and there was an eerie silence for a long time.
A series of exclamation points, each one is complete.
Later, it turned into, this is a tasteful Weibo, I didn't expect you to be such an actor.
Seek the shadow area of Xiaobai's heart!
How could there be such an unreliable shit-shoveling officer.
OMG, that's scary, my minion has a quirk!
What can I do to save you, my insane slave.
……
Although the message is noisy, with good-natured sarcasm and teasing, some people still give an answer that this is normal.
After receiving such an answer, Wen Mingcheng was suddenly relieved, and then he asked the netizens what else they needed to rest.
"Xiaobai recently, is it the closest, or is there anything unusual about it from when it was just picked up? For example, eating, sleeping, resting or playing, etc., if it behaves abnormally, male god, think carefully."
Wen Mingcheng saw all the suggestions given by netizens. He thought about it and found that he was really too careless. Xiaobai is really easy to raise. He gives him something to eat and drink every day, but he doesn’t have it at other times. Don't care about it, really follow the words that people often say: You treat children like kittens and puppies, just give them stutters? !
That's how he was raised.
Thinking about it carefully, Xiaobai has indeed been a little bit wrong recently.
Netizens who are enthusiastic and happy to interact with the male god responded positively, and Wen Mingcheng replied to messages frequently, indicating that he is sitting in front of the computer and waiting for a reply, which moved many netizens and fans who are fans of him.
The male god really loves his cat, it's not just for fun.
Look at how caring, who likes small animals and takes action, they should also be very soft-hearted.
Wen Mingcheng seldom interacts with netizens on Weibo. During this period of time, because of a little white cat, he goes to Weibo to interact with netizens from time to time. Once a message is replied to, he yells happily. This also makes Wen Mingcheng's aloof appearance, Down to earth.
It turns out that the male god is also a real cat slave, and he didn't come here because of the dazzling cat photos.
"...Male god, your Xiaobai's situation is more complicated. I'm not talking about responsibility because of his physical condition, but because your cat is so smart that I suspect that he is about to become a genius."
Of course, this remark contained a lot of joking elements, because Wen Mingcheng had filmed many videos of it, and netizens all knew that the actor had raised a very smart cat.
"Xiaobai knows that he is avoiding you, so there must be a secret, and he doesn't want you to find out about this secret. Give the male god a trick, install a camera at home, or turn on the video recording function of the computer and mobile phone, and get close Pay attention to all Xiaobai's movements."
"All the premise is that your Xiaobai, the male god, doesn't know about it. You must know that some people's cats are smart now, but they all know how to use the camera function."
"..."
But there are such videos and pictures abroad. The cat star took pictures by himself, and even took pictures of himself beautifully. After comparison, Wen Mingcheng found that his master didn't seem too smart? ? ?
The suggestion given by this netizen is still very good, Wen Mingcheng thinks he can try it.
"That's fine, I'll give it a try when I look back, and I'll share with you if I find something wrong."
Wen Mingcheng left the message after leaving the message.
The enthusiastic netizens on the computer side were in a hurry, so they just watched eagerly, hoping that the male god would find out the reason soon.
While Xiaobai was still sleeping, Wen Mingcheng turned on the video recording function of the computer in the living room and bedroom, minimized the window, automatically blacked out the screen, and then the monitor flashed red light.The phone didn't fall down either, so I found a hidden place to put it away, and after doing all this, Wen Mingcheng just held a book and looked at it seriously.
The day passed like this, Xiaobai slept for a whole day, ate two big bowls at night, finished a small dish of dried fish, and drank a bowl of fish soup. Walking around in the living room, it seems to be patrolling the site.
Wen Mingcheng remained calm, finished eating as usual, held it and played computer games for a while, after grooming and tidying up Xiaobai, tidied himself up again, and lay down on the bed.
The lights in the bedroom were turned off, the curtains were drawn, and the light outside made the bedroom a bit hazy.
Closing his eyes, when Wen Mingcheng was about to fall asleep, he discovered this abnormality again.
If the netizen hadn't reminded him of Xiaobai's anomaly, Wen Mingcheng, who is an otaku, didn't think there was anything unusual, and Xiaobai would have slept with him throughout the month of being on the set.
The cat litter was not taken, Xiaobai slept on the sofa in the hotel at first, and later he was carried to the bed, Xiaobai was hugged once, and then he knew how to climb the bed early every day.
After returning from the film crew, Xiaobai slept with him for a while. Xiaobai is small, and the bed in his bedroom is too big to take up much space. Moreover, Xiaobai's hygiene is handled by himself. He is very relieved about this.
You can also touch the cat from time to time in the bed, but it is a very enjoyable thing.
Now that I think about it, no, does his master really despise him? Recently, his master has never slept in his bed again...
One week, or ten days?
Wen Mingcheng himself couldn't remember clearly, the more he thought about it, the more something was wrong. Logically speaking, his big bed should be more comfortable than a cat's bed, right?
(▼ dish▼#)
But the master doesn't like to climb his bed anymore, does he despise him as a slave?
Wen Mingcheng sees cats in other people’s homes, and says that if cats are close to people, they like to cling to their owners. The best performance is to follow the owner’s side all the time, eating at the same table, sleeping on the same bed, oh no, the bed Give it to the master, the cat slaves sleep on the floor, so as not to disturb the master's rest.When going to the toilet, the master still has to patrol...
His master may have changed his mind...
This is huge bad news.
Wen Mingcheng suddenly felt a little sad, the master hadn't slept with him for a long time, yet he didn't notice anything wrong.
Just pretending to be a cat slave.
With such a gloomy mood, Wen Mingcheng still fell asleep heartlessly and slept until dawn, completely failing to do what the netizens told him to be vigilant.
Actors generally have no control over their work and rest. They often stay up all night to catch up on announcements. Insomnia is a very common problem, especially for those who often film, but this doesn't work for Wen Mingcheng.There is a bed or a recliner, as long as he can sleep, he can fall asleep within a minute or two as soon as he lies down. This kind of person is usually more blessed.
Xiaobai has already figured out Wen Mingcheng's sleeping habits. Once he falls asleep, he can sleep peacefully during the period of earthquakes, lightning and thunder, unless someone is yelling next to him, or he is full of sleep. .
Xiaobai stepped on Wen Mingcheng's quilt several times, but Wen Mingcheng didn't respond.
Its owner sleeps like a pig, there is no cure, this kind of guy is going to wander, and he can't live for three days!
This is not without benefits. For example, when it plays on its mobile phone at night and sometimes makes a sound accidentally, its cat slave does not know.
I'm so happy, I feel so relieved when I do things at night.
Just like a few days ago, Xiaobai crawled out of the cat's nest, opened the door, and was about to get under the bed. Xiaobai was very vigilant, even when Wen Mingcheng was unaware, he still maintained a high degree of vigilance middle.
I don't know if it's an illusion, Xiaobai feels that today is a bit different, something in the living room is staring at him.
In the dark night, Xiaobai's eyes are like two beams of light, everything in the dark is the same as daytime to Xiaobai.
Looking around the living room, the computer in front of the floor-to-ceiling windows seemed to be on, and the little red dot was still on. Xiaobai took a look, then pushed open the door with his paw and entered the bedroom.
Just like the strange feeling in the living room, the bedroom is also the same. After searching for a while, Xiaobai saw that the notebook in the bedroom was not closed...
Its cat slave is really getting more and more careless.
Xiaobai looked at it for a while, then slipped under the bed to find the phone, and soon became addicted to studying.
He is a cat who loves to learn, and learning makes cats happy.
In the dark night, the light of the mobile phone flickers under the bed, all this is quiet, wearing small earphones, listening to the teaching in the mobile phone, this is what the fool told it, it is easier and very concealed way to find out.
Tired and sleepy, it went to rest. During this period of time, it learned about the same. It knew the basic characters, and Xiaobai also knew the simple characters on the Internet. Thinking that the computer in the living room was turned off, Xiaobai just I secretly want to try it.
It can use the mobile phone a little bit, and the computer should not be difficult, right?
Recalling the steps mentioned by the idiot, Xiaobai felt that it was not difficult, and glanced at the sleeping cat slave, Xiaobai swaggered out of the room, and closed the door with his paws after going out, leaving only a gap.
Jumping to the computer desk, I moved my claws and fiddled with the mouse. The mouse didn't work well, like a steamed bun. I touched the claw machine several times, and the computer turned on.
The computer in the living room is a desktop, and typing requires a keyboard without touching it. I am very good at using the mouse when I am hungry. Xiaobai tried rubbing it with the claw machine a few times, but the effect was not obvious, and the arrows of the mouse were always misaligned.
After struggling to open a page, Xiaobai didn't know what to do.
How to access its Weibo account?
Things that seemed simple in the past, now Xiaobai was stunned when he saw the unfamiliar letters on the keyboard.
Giving up sullenly, Xiaobai was a little unwilling. It seemed that he still had a lot to learn.
After not staying for long, Xiaobai gave up. Now it has to hurry up and study.
This night, Xiaobai spent happily while indulging in study again.
Wen Mingcheng got enough sleep in the morning, and successfully fed his mentally weak master. He also baked bread and drank some milk before thinking about what happened last night.
After eating its share, the master consciously washed the paws and the cat's face, walked around the living room a few times, then crawled into its cat's nest, closed the curtain, and went to bed.
Going to bed again.
Wen Mingcheng, who was observing carefully, saw this scene and finally found something wrong. After he finished his breakfast slowly, cleaned the tableware, and saw that his master was fast asleep, Wen Mingcheng began to dig out the video shot with the computer yesterday.
The computer recording in the living room didn’t move at first, but when it was nine o’clock, he usually slept around 08:30, and a little monster came out of the cat’s bed in the living room!
A cat's eyes glow brightly at night, and Wen Mingcheng has heard of it, but suddenly seeing his obedient and gentle master turn into a pair of titanium alloy laser eyes in a second, and suddenly turned into a little monster, Wen Mingcheng was a little stunned.
Oh my god, my master's eyes are like two laser pointers!
It's still green and dangling in the dark, just looking at it is quite scary.
Wen Mingcheng wanted to share his master's electronic flashing eyes with netizens, so he continued to watch the video. The master really didn't sleep at night and slipped into his bedroom.
The master sneaked around in the middle of the night, was he trying to sneak into his bed?
There was nothing in the subsequent video, Wen Mingcheng speeded up, and after a few hours, the master came out of the bedroom again, and it closed the door very carefully...
I always feel that the master has done something bad behind his back.
Wen Mingcheng was a little complicated. Seeing his master climbing up to the computer desk, flicking the mouse for a long time, and staring at the computer screen for a long time, Wen Mingcheng couldn't figure out what the master was going to do.
The next thing is that they have breakfast in the morning.
After reading it, Wen Mingcheng didn’t come to a conclusion, so he went to the bedroom to look at his notebook and mobile phone, and he just zoomed forward. The angle of the notebook was wrong, and he could only see a part of it. When the little white cat got under the bed, he took the picture. It's gone, and the mobile phone makes up for this deficiency.
The light is very dim at night, the camera function of the mobile phone is not perfect, and the pixels of the shooting are relatively poor.
The video faithfully records that his master didn't come home last night, and secretly carried his mobile phone that was late all night!!!
#My master is addicted to playing with mobile phones, and is getting thinner and thinner. What should I do? #
Wen Mingcheng briefly watched the video, it was really one night, from [-]:[-] pm to [-]:[-] am, except for running out in the middle and messing with the computer for some reason, Xiao Bai was always nestled under the bed, playing with his mobile phone!
Don't ask him why he knows how a cat can play with a mobile phone, because the screen of the mobile phone is always on all night, and he also sees the little white cat's paw pointing at the screen of the mobile phone from time to time!
Wen Mingcheng, who discovered the truth, immediately lay down on the floor, and really let him see
Familiar and unfamiliar square characters were displayed at the bottom of the screen, only Xiao Bai was shocked.
The idiot really understands human characters, and can also use human mobile phones to communicate with humans unimpeded...
At this moment, Xiaobai is not calm anymore. On the surface, it looks calm, as if seeing a very ordinary thing, but at this moment its heart is turbulent, overwhelming.
The idiot knows human writing, the idiot looks stupid, and quite stupid, how can it know these human abilities?
And when it was using the mobile phone to send text messages to its owner, Xiaobai noticed that the man who looked particularly unfriendly seemed to be tapping the screen of the mobile phone with his fingers. information.
Xiaobai doesn't know each other, but it has been with Wen Mingcheng for a while, and it is often held in Wen Mingcheng's arms. Watching Wen Mingcheng play mobile phones and computers, it is somewhat common sense.
It can't read it, but it knows some pictures.
"..." Xiaobai was silent for a long time before it digested the fact that the idiot knew human abilities.
At the same time, Xiaobai still has a notion and greed in his heart.
Every time I come to Shadan's place, the opportunity is very rare. Sometimes Wen Mingcheng is very idle, sometimes he is very busy, and he can't run around like before.
This is an opportunity.
Xiaobai said to himself in his heart, it doesn't want to know what the owner of the idiot thinks about the idiot's ability to read and play with mobile phones. He only knows that a great opportunity is in front of him. If you seize this opportunity, it will be difficult to meet it in the future.
It wants to learn human characters, and it also wants to be able to communicate with other people unimpeded on human social platforms and various networks like Wen Mingcheng.
Xiaobai knows this kind of thinking, as a meow, it is a little naive, but these days it has been worrying about this matter, the more it can't get it, the more it compares, the more Xiaobai feels unwilling.
"Stupid, can you teach me these words?" When Xiaobai communicated with Stupid, his heart almost jumped out of his throat when he made such a request.
The silly black bean-like black and bright eyes are extraordinarily bright. It seems to be very interested in the topic of Xiaobai's literacy, and it agrees without the slightest hesitation.
"Okay, I'll teach you." The idiot agreed, and enthusiastically taught Xiaobai how to read.
Start with the most basic, simplest text.
Xiaobai breathed a sigh of relief silently.
The look it looked at the idiot was a bit complicated, but it was more moving.
The idiot is really stupid, he has no scheming at all, and they haven't known each other for a long time, if it weren't for the friendship of idiot's mother, Xiaohong, Xiaobai would really not want to talk to him.
But when he met a fool, Xiaobai felt that his luck had improved.
First, it met Wen Mingcheng because of the idiot, and now it teaches him to read without reservation.
The idiot is really innocent, Xiaobai sighed in his heart, he kept saying to himself that in the future, idiot needs help or wherever it is needed, it will definitely agree.
Trying hard to restore the surging mood, Xiaobai was serious and devoted all his energy to learning the characters taught by the idiot.
Literacy is much more difficult than acting. Each word is small, and many have the same length, but the meaning and pronunciation of each word are different. If the idiot reads it once, Xiaobai will read it three or four times in his heart.
It has to hurry up and strive to know a few more words.
The idiot taught Xiaobai very seriously, and did not go to play. After being fed and drunk by its owner, he began to read characters for Xiaobai. In the morning and afternoon, Xiaobai met nearly 70 to [-] people. The idiot casually pointed out each word, and Xiaobai would know what it meant and how to pronounce it.
Xiaobai thinks it can learn more, but the idiot is too slow to teach.
"No, Xiaobai, you are so smart. You can know so many characters in a day, and you can remember each of them so firmly. This is already amazing. When I was learning characters, it was very good to memorize a dozen every day. "
"This is fast enough, it can't be faster. When I teach you, I will tell you the meaning of each word, so that it is easy to remember, so you can learn quickly." The idiot praised repeatedly, and let out bursts of exclamation.
Xiao Bai is really not like an ordinary cat. Can ordinary cats know how to read?
Do ordinary cats have such a good memory?
Do ordinary cats want to learn human writing and language?
Shadan has never seen or heard of it, it regards Xiaobai as a friend, and does not have any opinion because Xiaobai is a cat, and sincerely laments Xiaobai's cleverness.
"...But, I still don't know much, my cat slave... oh no, my master often typed those words on the Internet, and I don't know them. I don't know what to say to him. There are so many cats and dogs, and you are the only one who knows how to write in human beings." You can also play with your mobile phone, and play it so slipperily, Xiao Bai added in his heart.
I just don't know if the idiot can play computer games?
The idiot tilted his little head and thought for a while, as if he was thinking about something, then he yelled at Xiaobai, and when it fell into Xiaobai's ears, it evolved into a language they all understood.
"Don't worry, Xiaobai. I'll tell you how to play with your mobile phone. Once you learn how to read and write, it will be much easier for you to read. And if you don't understand, you can call me." Then the idiot enthusiastically taught Xiaobai how to use the mobile phone with his paws correctly.
Shadan is small in stature, just a little bit bigger than that mobile phone. Xiaobai thinks its claws are not as flexible as it is, but Shadan uses the mobile phone as fast as his cat slave.
Find out how to turn on and off the machine, how to charge it, how to make a phone call, and how to answer the phone. The idiot also downloaded some software on how to read and write in the phone. After finishing it, he taught Xiaobai to learn it a few times. Xiaobai learned it very seriously. Seeing that the idiot did it once, it would probably be enough, but the idiot took the trouble to hand it in several times.
"Have you learned it? These are all common characters. If you learn most of them, you can read and communicate normally." The idiot is really a good and responsible teacher.
He is still so patient, every time Xiaobai learns for a period of time, the idiot will say to take a break and not to be too tired, it seems to be very thoughtful, and what he said is quite reasonable.
Xiaobai is not afraid of being tired or suffering, which is much better than wandering.
But it could see that the idiot seemed a little tired, but the idiot didn't say it once.
Shadan is really a simple little squirrel, Xiaobai once again sighed in his heart.
Its men seem to like this, and they really don't understand what human beings think.
"...I have learned it, and I will call you often in the future." Before leaving, Xiaobai was very reluctant to part, and he didn't even want to leave the idiot.
"No problem, I have nothing to do anyway, we can chat on the phone then." The idiot looked very happy, and finally it told Xiaobai: "Also, it's okay for you to play with your mobile phone, don't be caught by the Internet and computer first." Your master knows, but he doesn't know that you need to be literate, he will think you are sabotage, confiscate your mobile phone, and all previous efforts will be wasted."
Xiaobai nodded seriously.
Indeed, it seems unbelievable and impossible for a meow to be able to read and write in the eyes of human beings. Often grabbing a mobile phone to play with a computer may be seriously damaged.
So learn to play as sneakily as possible.
However, Xiaobai still has a lot of doubts in his heart. The idiot seems to be so shrewd to remind it to be on guard against its owner, but the idiot himself is swaggeringly playing with his mobile phone, finishing his tablet, and even sending text messages and chatting. Not surprised at all? !
What a powerful man.
When I left, Shadan gave Xiaobai his mobile phone and charging cable, although he was still discovered by his cat slave on the way back.
It didn't steal the phone, it was really given to it by a fool.
The cat slave reluctantly called to inquire, but fortunately the mobile phone in its arms was not confiscated.
After returning, Xiaobai found a place to hide the phone and charging cable. He was really worried that his cat slave would take his phone away.
Is it better to put it there?
Xiaobai thought about it for a while, and the cat slave bought several cat litters for him. Some cat litters were like caves with furry inside, or covered with soft mats, and some were like pots and cushions, etc. Wait, it's safer to put it in a cat litter like a cave, but it's not guaranteed to be checked by its cat slaves frantically.
In the end, Xiaobai put the phone under the cat slave's bed, and dragged a cushion to cover it. When playing with the phone, it would lie under the bed. Whenever there was any movement, it would cover the phone.
In this way, Xiaobai, who is addicted to studying, deliberately staggers the time with his cat slave, sleeps during the day, indulges in studying at night, and calls the idiot if there is something he doesn't understand.
As for Wen Mingcheng, a careless cat slave, he didn't find anything unusual. When he saw Xiaobai sleeping during the day, he just thought Xiaobai was sleepy, because many cats are like this. They sleep on their stomachs when they have nothing to do, and they are lazy all day of.
Wen Mingcheng also thinks that the little white cat is very good. He has been with him for almost two months, and he is full every day. He also bought cat food of many flavors. He likes to eat cat food, and then somehow, he seems to like his food even more.
This is his little white cat leaving delicious food for his dear master, right?
Wen Mingcheng was quite complacent, he thought it was the little white cat's good intentions, and rewarded him as the master.
Xiaobai: Damn mentally handicapped!
As a result, all the cat food entered Wen Mingcheng's stomach unconsciously.
He also posted the little white cat's cat food on Weibo very cheaply, saying that his owner specially left it for him.
This cat food was terrible, but it made those melon-eating people below who didn't know the truth howl enviously, kneeling and licking each one, wanting the little white master to reward them with delicious cat food.
Witnessing everything cat slaves have done on his Weibo account, Xiaobai felt contempt in his heart.
After more than a week of listening and speaking practice, obsessed with learning, and staying up all night, Xiaobai gradually understands and understands some simple words, and likes to make exaggerated and vivid pictures on the Internet. Bai also knew something.
It's interesting to watch.
However, after learning Chinese characters, Wen Mingcheng likes to hug him while surfing the Internet, Xiaobai also seizes this opportunity to learn, and his knowledge of human beings has also improved by leaps and bounds.
Xiaobai looked at some simple operations on the computer a few times and found that they were not very difficult. Wen Mingcheng stayed at home all day and rarely went out, so Xiaobai had no chance to try.
After thinking about it, it is also very good that it can play with the mobile phone. I heard the idiot said that the mobile phone can also surf the Internet. After it knows a few words, I will let the idiot teach it how to use the mobile phone to surf the Internet.
Xiaobai's life is quite leisurely now. He studies at night, sleeps during the day and occasionally plays with his cat slaves, and sometimes goes shopping. I don't care about communicating with the idiot about studying. It was discovered by its cat slave while playing with the mobile phone.
Wen Mingcheng found out that Xiaobai didn't play with his mobile phone because he was smart, and Xiaobai slept day and night, killing a grown man's appetite every day, and he didn't gain weight. some problems.
Why don't you grow meat?
The skin disease and the serious injury on the body have healed. Wen Mingcheng eats and drinks every day. Wen Mingcheng feels that he has not abused his master, but he just doesn't see a little fat.Xiaobai has grown hair, his body looks very thin, and his limbs are also very long, but he is not so thin. However, every time Xiaobai takes a bath, he has to wash his hands, and his fur is wet by water, sticking to the On the skin, it seems that the little white cat's head is too big, its eyes are like aliens, its limbs and torso are terribly thin, and sometimes it struggles uncomfortablely. Wen Mingcheng can feel the clear and bright bones.
This body shape is slightly better than when I just hugged it back.
Every time he sees this thin and shriveled Xiaobai, Wen Mingcheng blames himself a little.
It must be because it didn't take good care of Xiaobai that made Xiaobai so thin.
Since the doctor said there was no problem, Wen Mingcheng had no choice but to seek help from enthusiastic netizens.
The comparison photos before and after bathing were posted on Weibo, and netizens and fans immediately exploded.
Xiaobai is a very well-behaved and sensible cat. From the bathing video, it can be seen that it is not afraid of water like other cats, nor does it stretch out its paws to toss around, and it will lift up when Wen Mingcheng bathes it paws or hind legs.
You can tell from its appearance that bathing is already commonplace for the little white cat.
Wen Mingcheng did it himself.
You can see the skinny little white cat, which makes netizens feel sad.
Why do you charge so much?
Are you sick?
The long and thin one has slender limbs, without any flesh, just a skeleton.
Many cat slaves wept anxiously.
What the hell is going on? It's not normal to look so thin.
Netizens and fans actively contributed their own experience and tried to find a way for Wen Mingcheng.
Wen Mingcheng also felt that the matter was serious, and enthusiastic netizens gave endless questions.
#男神男神, is there anything unusual about your cat recently? #
#男神男神, how is your cat eating recently?Is it a picky eater?Do you vomit often? #
#...How is Xiaobai sleeping?Is it normal to pull the papa?Is it like a sparse rice paste or a grain of peanut?As a qualified excrement shoveler, these are things that need to be paid close attention to#
This is a tasteful message of the day. Almost as soon as this message was sent, the message that had been in a gushing well was suddenly frozen by an invisible force.
Enthusiastic netizens and anxious fans suddenly agreed without leaving a message.
……
Therefore, it is very strange that this comment was so carelessly liked by others, and it instantly reached the first post of the Weibo.
The netizen who posted this tasteful message is indeed a loyal and good cat slave. He loves to keep cats. Although there is only a black, white and yellow cat in the family, the Tsundere loves to toss as hard as any cat .
This netizen raises Sanhuamao as his newborn parents. He feeds him delicious food every day, teases him whenever he has nothing to do, and enjoys being scratched. He is a typical slave.Because he loves his Sanhua cat very much, his family’s Sanhua cat is very naughty, every corner of the house is its world, every time he kneels and begs it to eat, drink and sleep, because he often eats randomly, he dare not give it to eat every time , it loses its temper, and the slave is soft-hearted so he eats it, and the result is either sickness or diarrhea.
Therefore, his daily routine is to observe his master's poop.
He has completely become a shit shovel officer.
Seeing that his message was pushed to the top, this netizen was very happy.
The reason why he pays attention to Wen Mingcheng is because of the popular little white cat on the Internet.
I envy the little white cat's appearance and cuteness.
Seeing that the little white cat is so thin, this netizen feels distressed.
Fortunately, although his family Sanhua is naughty, his physique is still very standard, so he doesn't need to worry about it.
After his comment was liked, the style of the subsequent comments began to change.
#男神男神, you should observe Xiaobai's poop more, as a shit shoveler, don't you shovel Xiaobai's shit every day?Take a closer look at Xiaobai's living habits#
#男神男神,If you have a cleanliness, you can leave Xiaobai to me temporarily, and I promise to check it carefully every day#
It seems that this netizen is really worried.
This message is too eye-catching, and the crooked building is too serious, it is very difficult for Wen Mingcheng not to pay attention.
As for the cat in question, the protagonist of the topic, it is unfortunate that it is sleeping soundly in its own cat bed, without Wen Mingcheng holding it in his arms, most of the time it is hurrying to sleep.
Last night, I stayed up late and studied all night, but I was exhausted, so I need to get more sleep.
Wen Mingcheng also felt his master's cleverness, and when he saw this message, he subconsciously glanced at the little white cat in the cat's litter.
I don't know if it was an illusion, but Wen Mingcheng discovered that his master seemed to have a little secret.
I used to sleep in a cardboard box or on a soft cushion, but recently Xiaobai is sleeping in a cave-like cat nest, or in a small wooden house, closing the small door every time...
Wen Mingcheng felt that he should not have such bad hobbies as idiots and voyeurism, but during this period of time, the little white cat was always hiding, guarding against him, as if he was doing something sneaky.
Did his master do something bad behind his back?
There seem to be countless pairs of little claws scratching and scratching in my heart, Wen Mingcheng's heart is itchy, he is just a shivering m, he doesn't care when you tease him, and he doesn't feel anything, but you just ignore him, he is all over My bones started to itch, like a lot of bug bites, and I felt uncomfortable all over my body.
God, does Xiaobai not love him anymore?
Or does Xiaobai have other minions in his heart?
Why ignore him and still avoid it, I always feel that the master has changed his mind, Wen Mingcheng is depressed and depressed, at this time Xiaobai gives him a hard paw, or growls at him, rolls his eyes and contempt at him, Wen Mingcheng can be happy cry out.
As a qualified shaker, Wen Mingcheng never takes an unusual path.
He remembered the netizen's message, and decided to be a qualified excrement shoveler - from now on, he will carefully observe Xiaobai's poop.
Wen Mingcheng did what he said, without any ambiguity. After thanking the netizen in the message, he began to rummage through Xiaobai's cat litter.
Wen Mingcheng feels that he has no obsession with cleanliness. Compared with his good friends Han Qianyou and Zhang Ziming, one is a man who wipes three handkerchiefs even when shaking hands, and never speaks when eating; The best is the best man who only eats boiled eggs with plain water when he is not in other places.
Wen Mingcheng thought he was a normal person.
However, seeing things like poop is always not so good. He believes that no one will like it. He changes Xiaobai’s cat litter every day. As for what is buried in it, he really doesn’t have the nature to go through it. look.
It was only after being reminded by a kind netizen that he fiddled with a discarded chopstick.
Well, the picture is not very good, and there is a smell when you peel off the cat litter.
Hey, that should be the product of his master's reincarnation of the five grains. It belongs to his master, so you can't dislike it.
But when he took out a gray-brown poo that was as big as a peanut, oh, a little smaller, the color was quite similar to cat litter, Wen Mingcheng felt a little surprised, he quickly took a picture, and his hands Without washing, I went back to the computer.
I posted it on Weibo in a hurry, and I still used the account of Wen Mingcheng's cat. After posting the picture, I added the text: This is the poop I pooped today, is it normal?
After posting this Weibo, Wen Mingcheng was inexplicably guilty. He always felt as if he had done something bad. He also secretly glanced at Xiaobai who was sleeping in the cat's nest.
Well, Xiaobai slept soundly, so don't worry about being discovered.
If he knew that his slave was so mad that he dug out his poop and took pictures, the master would probably laugh at him for a year.
When Wen Mingcheng posted this Weibo, the Weibo was not as lively as usual, and there was an eerie silence for a long time.
A series of exclamation points, each one is complete.
Later, it turned into, this is a tasteful Weibo, I didn't expect you to be such an actor.
Seek the shadow area of Xiaobai's heart!
How could there be such an unreliable shit-shoveling officer.
OMG, that's scary, my minion has a quirk!
What can I do to save you, my insane slave.
……
Although the message is noisy, with good-natured sarcasm and teasing, some people still give an answer that this is normal.
After receiving such an answer, Wen Mingcheng was suddenly relieved, and then he asked the netizens what else they needed to rest.
"Xiaobai recently, is it the closest, or is there anything unusual about it from when it was just picked up? For example, eating, sleeping, resting or playing, etc., if it behaves abnormally, male god, think carefully."
Wen Mingcheng saw all the suggestions given by netizens. He thought about it and found that he was really too careless. Xiaobai is really easy to raise. He gives him something to eat and drink every day, but he doesn’t have it at other times. Don't care about it, really follow the words that people often say: You treat children like kittens and puppies, just give them stutters? !
That's how he was raised.
Thinking about it carefully, Xiaobai has indeed been a little bit wrong recently.
Netizens who are enthusiastic and happy to interact with the male god responded positively, and Wen Mingcheng replied to messages frequently, indicating that he is sitting in front of the computer and waiting for a reply, which moved many netizens and fans who are fans of him.
The male god really loves his cat, it's not just for fun.
Look at how caring, who likes small animals and takes action, they should also be very soft-hearted.
Wen Mingcheng seldom interacts with netizens on Weibo. During this period of time, because of a little white cat, he goes to Weibo to interact with netizens from time to time. Once a message is replied to, he yells happily. This also makes Wen Mingcheng's aloof appearance, Down to earth.
It turns out that the male god is also a real cat slave, and he didn't come here because of the dazzling cat photos.
"...Male god, your Xiaobai's situation is more complicated. I'm not talking about responsibility because of his physical condition, but because your cat is so smart that I suspect that he is about to become a genius."
Of course, this remark contained a lot of joking elements, because Wen Mingcheng had filmed many videos of it, and netizens all knew that the actor had raised a very smart cat.
"Xiaobai knows that he is avoiding you, so there must be a secret, and he doesn't want you to find out about this secret. Give the male god a trick, install a camera at home, or turn on the video recording function of the computer and mobile phone, and get close Pay attention to all Xiaobai's movements."
"All the premise is that your Xiaobai, the male god, doesn't know about it. You must know that some people's cats are smart now, but they all know how to use the camera function."
"..."
But there are such videos and pictures abroad. The cat star took pictures by himself, and even took pictures of himself beautifully. After comparison, Wen Mingcheng found that his master didn't seem too smart? ? ?
The suggestion given by this netizen is still very good, Wen Mingcheng thinks he can try it.
"That's fine, I'll give it a try when I look back, and I'll share with you if I find something wrong."
Wen Mingcheng left the message after leaving the message.
The enthusiastic netizens on the computer side were in a hurry, so they just watched eagerly, hoping that the male god would find out the reason soon.
While Xiaobai was still sleeping, Wen Mingcheng turned on the video recording function of the computer in the living room and bedroom, minimized the window, automatically blacked out the screen, and then the monitor flashed red light.The phone didn't fall down either, so I found a hidden place to put it away, and after doing all this, Wen Mingcheng just held a book and looked at it seriously.
The day passed like this, Xiaobai slept for a whole day, ate two big bowls at night, finished a small dish of dried fish, and drank a bowl of fish soup. Walking around in the living room, it seems to be patrolling the site.
Wen Mingcheng remained calm, finished eating as usual, held it and played computer games for a while, after grooming and tidying up Xiaobai, tidied himself up again, and lay down on the bed.
The lights in the bedroom were turned off, the curtains were drawn, and the light outside made the bedroom a bit hazy.
Closing his eyes, when Wen Mingcheng was about to fall asleep, he discovered this abnormality again.
If the netizen hadn't reminded him of Xiaobai's anomaly, Wen Mingcheng, who is an otaku, didn't think there was anything unusual, and Xiaobai would have slept with him throughout the month of being on the set.
The cat litter was not taken, Xiaobai slept on the sofa in the hotel at first, and later he was carried to the bed, Xiaobai was hugged once, and then he knew how to climb the bed early every day.
After returning from the film crew, Xiaobai slept with him for a while. Xiaobai is small, and the bed in his bedroom is too big to take up much space. Moreover, Xiaobai's hygiene is handled by himself. He is very relieved about this.
You can also touch the cat from time to time in the bed, but it is a very enjoyable thing.
Now that I think about it, no, does his master really despise him? Recently, his master has never slept in his bed again...
One week, or ten days?
Wen Mingcheng himself couldn't remember clearly, the more he thought about it, the more something was wrong. Logically speaking, his big bed should be more comfortable than a cat's bed, right?
(▼ dish▼#)
But the master doesn't like to climb his bed anymore, does he despise him as a slave?
Wen Mingcheng sees cats in other people’s homes, and says that if cats are close to people, they like to cling to their owners. The best performance is to follow the owner’s side all the time, eating at the same table, sleeping on the same bed, oh no, the bed Give it to the master, the cat slaves sleep on the floor, so as not to disturb the master's rest.When going to the toilet, the master still has to patrol...
His master may have changed his mind...
This is huge bad news.
Wen Mingcheng suddenly felt a little sad, the master hadn't slept with him for a long time, yet he didn't notice anything wrong.
Just pretending to be a cat slave.
With such a gloomy mood, Wen Mingcheng still fell asleep heartlessly and slept until dawn, completely failing to do what the netizens told him to be vigilant.
Actors generally have no control over their work and rest. They often stay up all night to catch up on announcements. Insomnia is a very common problem, especially for those who often film, but this doesn't work for Wen Mingcheng.There is a bed or a recliner, as long as he can sleep, he can fall asleep within a minute or two as soon as he lies down. This kind of person is usually more blessed.
Xiaobai has already figured out Wen Mingcheng's sleeping habits. Once he falls asleep, he can sleep peacefully during the period of earthquakes, lightning and thunder, unless someone is yelling next to him, or he is full of sleep. .
Xiaobai stepped on Wen Mingcheng's quilt several times, but Wen Mingcheng didn't respond.
Its owner sleeps like a pig, there is no cure, this kind of guy is going to wander, and he can't live for three days!
This is not without benefits. For example, when it plays on its mobile phone at night and sometimes makes a sound accidentally, its cat slave does not know.
I'm so happy, I feel so relieved when I do things at night.
Just like a few days ago, Xiaobai crawled out of the cat's nest, opened the door, and was about to get under the bed. Xiaobai was very vigilant, even when Wen Mingcheng was unaware, he still maintained a high degree of vigilance middle.
I don't know if it's an illusion, Xiaobai feels that today is a bit different, something in the living room is staring at him.
In the dark night, Xiaobai's eyes are like two beams of light, everything in the dark is the same as daytime to Xiaobai.
Looking around the living room, the computer in front of the floor-to-ceiling windows seemed to be on, and the little red dot was still on. Xiaobai took a look, then pushed open the door with his paw and entered the bedroom.
Just like the strange feeling in the living room, the bedroom is also the same. After searching for a while, Xiaobai saw that the notebook in the bedroom was not closed...
Its cat slave is really getting more and more careless.
Xiaobai looked at it for a while, then slipped under the bed to find the phone, and soon became addicted to studying.
He is a cat who loves to learn, and learning makes cats happy.
In the dark night, the light of the mobile phone flickers under the bed, all this is quiet, wearing small earphones, listening to the teaching in the mobile phone, this is what the fool told it, it is easier and very concealed way to find out.
Tired and sleepy, it went to rest. During this period of time, it learned about the same. It knew the basic characters, and Xiaobai also knew the simple characters on the Internet. Thinking that the computer in the living room was turned off, Xiaobai just I secretly want to try it.
It can use the mobile phone a little bit, and the computer should not be difficult, right?
Recalling the steps mentioned by the idiot, Xiaobai felt that it was not difficult, and glanced at the sleeping cat slave, Xiaobai swaggered out of the room, and closed the door with his paws after going out, leaving only a gap.
Jumping to the computer desk, I moved my claws and fiddled with the mouse. The mouse didn't work well, like a steamed bun. I touched the claw machine several times, and the computer turned on.
The computer in the living room is a desktop, and typing requires a keyboard without touching it. I am very good at using the mouse when I am hungry. Xiaobai tried rubbing it with the claw machine a few times, but the effect was not obvious, and the arrows of the mouse were always misaligned.
After struggling to open a page, Xiaobai didn't know what to do.
How to access its Weibo account?
Things that seemed simple in the past, now Xiaobai was stunned when he saw the unfamiliar letters on the keyboard.
Giving up sullenly, Xiaobai was a little unwilling. It seemed that he still had a lot to learn.
After not staying for long, Xiaobai gave up. Now it has to hurry up and study.
This night, Xiaobai spent happily while indulging in study again.
Wen Mingcheng got enough sleep in the morning, and successfully fed his mentally weak master. He also baked bread and drank some milk before thinking about what happened last night.
After eating its share, the master consciously washed the paws and the cat's face, walked around the living room a few times, then crawled into its cat's nest, closed the curtain, and went to bed.
Going to bed again.
Wen Mingcheng, who was observing carefully, saw this scene and finally found something wrong. After he finished his breakfast slowly, cleaned the tableware, and saw that his master was fast asleep, Wen Mingcheng began to dig out the video shot with the computer yesterday.
The computer recording in the living room didn’t move at first, but when it was nine o’clock, he usually slept around 08:30, and a little monster came out of the cat’s bed in the living room!
A cat's eyes glow brightly at night, and Wen Mingcheng has heard of it, but suddenly seeing his obedient and gentle master turn into a pair of titanium alloy laser eyes in a second, and suddenly turned into a little monster, Wen Mingcheng was a little stunned.
Oh my god, my master's eyes are like two laser pointers!
It's still green and dangling in the dark, just looking at it is quite scary.
Wen Mingcheng wanted to share his master's electronic flashing eyes with netizens, so he continued to watch the video. The master really didn't sleep at night and slipped into his bedroom.
The master sneaked around in the middle of the night, was he trying to sneak into his bed?
There was nothing in the subsequent video, Wen Mingcheng speeded up, and after a few hours, the master came out of the bedroom again, and it closed the door very carefully...
I always feel that the master has done something bad behind his back.
Wen Mingcheng was a little complicated. Seeing his master climbing up to the computer desk, flicking the mouse for a long time, and staring at the computer screen for a long time, Wen Mingcheng couldn't figure out what the master was going to do.
The next thing is that they have breakfast in the morning.
After reading it, Wen Mingcheng didn’t come to a conclusion, so he went to the bedroom to look at his notebook and mobile phone, and he just zoomed forward. The angle of the notebook was wrong, and he could only see a part of it. When the little white cat got under the bed, he took the picture. It's gone, and the mobile phone makes up for this deficiency.
The light is very dim at night, the camera function of the mobile phone is not perfect, and the pixels of the shooting are relatively poor.
The video faithfully records that his master didn't come home last night, and secretly carried his mobile phone that was late all night!!!
#My master is addicted to playing with mobile phones, and is getting thinner and thinner. What should I do? #
Wen Mingcheng briefly watched the video, it was really one night, from [-]:[-] pm to [-]:[-] am, except for running out in the middle and messing with the computer for some reason, Xiao Bai was always nestled under the bed, playing with his mobile phone!
Don't ask him why he knows how a cat can play with a mobile phone, because the screen of the mobile phone is always on all night, and he also sees the little white cat's paw pointing at the screen of the mobile phone from time to time!
Wen Mingcheng, who discovered the truth, immediately lay down on the floor, and really let him see
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