Falling in love with a straight girl [Entertainment]

"This, this is a man's job, I..." Lin Sen discussed with the program team.

Jia Tian immediately reacted, and jumped and said, "I, I'm not a man, I don't have a beard." She jumped to the director's side, hoping that the program crew would let her go.

The director of the program group shook his head, there was no discussion.

In the cowshed... a lot of feces, all over the ground, were trampled flat by the cows, mixed with the soil, and flattened on the ground. Jia Tian and the others are really here to shovel the feces, and they have to use a shovel to remove the feces Loosen the soil, then shovel into the cart.

Xu Dai stood at the entrance of the cowshed for a minute, took out two masks, Jia Tian reached out to pick them up, but did not receive them, Xu Dai put on two masks on her face... and walked in first with a shovel.

"Let's invite the next warrior." Jia Tian pushed Fu Xin in as well.Fu Xin pulled her in with his backhand.

The three of them held shovels, and none of them wanted to speak. They first imitated the peasants and loosened the soil, and then began to shovel into the cart.The atmosphere is subtle and eerie, with flies buzzing around, and Lin Sen will come to help empty out the cart when it is full.He wanted to secretly help Xu Dai, but the program crew was watching, so he had to go back to pick dates.

The program team gestured at Jia Tian, ​​meaning that the variety show needs to talk.

Jia Tian understood and frowned, she really didn't know what to say, she didn't even want to open her mouth, she looked at Xu Dai's drooping eyelashes, she was busy working with shovels, it was a bit funny.

Leaned over and said, "For an interview, how does it feel to be a fairy who doesn't eat fireworks?"

Xu Dai didn't raise her head, "I don't do it, there are others. I'm an ordinary mortal." She answered seriously.

Jia Tian looked at Fu Xin again and moved closer, "This fairy looks very skilled, has she done it before?"

"Well, I shovel shit for my cat every day."

Jia Tian laughed dryly, the task of speaking was completed, and he smoothed things over, "No wonder, your practice makes perfect, why don't you contract this place."

Fu Xin stuck the shovel into the soil and stared at Jia Tian, ​​"Please take pity on me, thank you."

"You're welcome." Jia Tian returned to his seat and continued to work.

The program team gestured to Xu Dai again, Xu Dai stopped, thought for a while, and said, "Jia Tian said she wanted to sing."

"Ah?" Jia Tian was stunned, "I don't want to sing."

"I want to hear it."

"..." Jia Tian knew that in order to do a variety show, there must always be someone talking, so Xu Dai handed over this difficult person to her...

"Let's sing." Fu Xinga set the fire on...

You two scum...

Jia Tian closed his eyes and sang a Hokkien song.

"Together Xiami, wow family love, mentioning Ai Senni, (what are you talking about, I am like a fairy on the top of the sky)

A total of shrimp, wow family love, love sei fine in the early days, (what do you mean I look like the Xi Shi in the early days)

Gong Xiami, you love wow, cencens you, (what do you say you love me for thousands of years)

Gong Xiami, you should never change your mind, (what are you talking about, you will always change your mind)

Come on, if you talk carefully about Kay, how gold or you hope for kei, (it turns out that you are lying to you with sweet words and true feelings)

Wanlai, you are the thinnest and the thinnest, and you will be your kei, (it turns out that you are talking and talking to achieve your goal and do you)

Aha.Wow dream you, ha ah.Wow dreaming of you, (ah~ I ask you~ I ask you)

Where the hell is your conscience. "

Xu Dai didn't understand, "What are you singing?"

"I don't know how to go back to Baidu." Jia Tian prevaricated.

Fu Xin understood, and regardless of whether she was doing a show or not, she asked directly, "Isn't it... sung to me?"

"Together!" Jia Tian also said directly.

Fu Xin coughed twice, "Xu Dai, let's encourage each other."

Xu Dai frowned, feeling that this was not a simple song.

The program team found a song and used it as an accompaniment for the shit-shoveling women.From nine o'clock to twelve o'clock, I was busy laying dry straw in the cowshed before leaving.

The three rushed to take a shower.There were no activities in the afternoon, and the jujube-picking team was still busy.

Jia Tian was the last one to wash and go into the room to dry her hair, Xu Dai stood by the window, Fu Xin sat in the corner and looked at her mobile phone,

Big Maha is back.

"Are you done?" Jia Tian asked her.

"I'm done with that tree, so I'll come back first, I'm so fucking tired." Da Maha said a bad word.Jia Tian pointed to the camera to remind her that it was on.Da Maha hurriedly covered his mouth.

Jia Tian didn't know what to do after blowing his hair, so he sat next to Da Maha, "What are you doing?"

Da Maha opened a box of Oreos, but did not eat. He opened it carefully and removed the white cream in the middle with a knife. "The aura of the three of you together is so strange." Da Maha is a love scene□□ , she has always only picked grass and never talked about feelings. She didn't understand what the three women in the room were chasing and entangled with.

No one answered for a while.Xu Dai turned around and leaned against the window, under the backlight, she didn't know who she was looking at.

Fu Xin looked up from the corner, Jia Tian glanced at her, and asked Da Maha again, "What are you doing...you're disgusting..."

Da Maha removed a little bit of the white cream and put a lot of mustard in it, "The program team said that it will be used for playing games at night, I thought about it for a long time before I came up with it..."

Jia Tian looked at the Oreo in her hand with disgust, "I don't want to eat this."

"That depends on your luck." Da Maha put together the Oreos in his hand and put all the biscuits on the plate, "I don't know what game to play, the loser will definitely eat this. "

"I don't eat this." Jia Tian repeated.

"Then you don't want to lose." Xu Dai came over and squatted beside her, twirling her long hair on the front with her fingertips, and smiled at Jia Tian.

"Anyway, I don't eat this." Jia Tian emphasized again.

Standing behind her, Fu Xin said maliciously, "I want you to eat."

Jia Tian raised his head and looked at her, "Don't eat, if you say you don't eat, then don't eat."

"You're done." Fu Xin mouthed, "We'll see."

Jia Tian picked up a biscuit and stood up, squeezed Fu Xin's mouth, and was about to stuff it into her mouth, "I'll make you talk."

Fu Xin took a small bite and missed the mustard. She took the biscuit and turned towards Jia Tian, ​​"Give it to me, eat it now."

Xu Dai propped her chin up and watched the two of them fighting silently, Jia Tian frowned, unable to chew or swallow the mustard in her mouth, hot tears rolled in her eyes.

"Are you happy?" Fu Xin asked her triumphantly, "It's against you if you don't pay for the house for three days."

"You..." Jia Tian was vague, tears fell one by one, and looked at Xu Dai pitifully, Xu Dai stared at her for a long time with her chin propped up, sighed, and gave her a tissue, Jia Tian finally put Cookies spit out.

"Stealing chickens is not enough to lose money." Da Maha joked, "Can you two stop fighting for a day. Fu Xin, you are becoming more and more cruel. I used to think you were quite gentle."

"It's brutal from the beginning to the end, and it's simply insane." Jia Tian said bitterly, "Gentleness...a gentle volcano."

"I am a gentle volcano, so what is Xu Dai?"

Jia Tian looked at Xu Dai, still indifferent, turning her hair, as if waiting for an answer.

"Xu Dai...silent ice cream."

"En? What do you mean?" Xu Dai asked back.

"Cold and sweet."

The corners of Xu Dai's lips twitched, she smiled sweetly, and pinched Jia Tian's face, "Then what are you?"

"Uneasy little sheep."

"A wolf in sheep's clothing is more or less the same..." The big horse gave Jia Tian a look, "You don't even think about what you did..."

"Don't say it." Jia Tian covered Da Maha's mouth, glanced at Xu Dai, Xu Dai gave her a look, Da Maha opened Jia Tian's hand and said to Xu Dai, "If there is a chance in the future, I will give you one by one. Let me tell you, what she did was outrageous not only when she rescued Fu Xin from the street, but there were even more outrageous things... Sisters are often driven crazy by her, look at how abnormal Fu Xin is now, It's all Jia Tian's fault, when you get along with Tian Tian for a long time, you will become not like yourself."

Xu Dai listened to Da Maha's words, looked at Jia Tian with great interest, and said to Da Maha, "Okay, if you have a chance, tell me."

Da Maha cheerfully agreed.

Jia Tian was a little nervous, and said to Da Maha, "You can't do things that hurt your friends."

"We friends, you are the one who hurt you the most."

"Refused to criticize." Jia Tian crossed his chest.

Fu Xin lay next to Jia Tian, ​​looking at the biscuits and the sky outside, sleeping on his arm, and said boredly, "What are we going to do now, the show crew doesn't care about us?"

"Waste your time." Jia Tian also fell back, watching the ceiling empty, Fu Xin rolled over, looked at her with his head propped on his hands, breathing lightly on his face, Jia Tian glanced at her, He looked at her and asked, "Why?"

Fu Xin also said with eyes, "No reason."

Jia Tian couldn't understand what Fu Xin said with his eyes, but he caught a glimpse of her towering proudly from the corner of his eyes, and reached out to take a pillow to cover her. Fu Xin smiled and had to lie on the pillow. Jia Tian closed his eyes, feeling The light coming in from the window was blocked, and Xu Dai was standing in front of the window again. She could see nothing but Qingtan from this window. Why was she standing there, waiting for Lin Sen to come back?

"It's raining." Da Maha also lay down and looked out the window, "Dai Dai, your family Lin Sen is going to get wet. Would you like to go down now to deliver an umbrella and reproduce that day's..."

Fu Xin kicked Da Maha, Da Maha stuck out his tongue, and stopped talking.

"You're so big, it's okay to get a little rain." Xu Dai said lightly.

"Jia Tian, ​​you also go down in the rain and see if someone will give you an umbrella." Da Maha knew that Xu Dai couldn't let go of Jia Tian, ​​so he said this deliberately half-jokingly.

"Okay, you go with me." Jia Tian pulled the big horse into the water.

"I won't go, and no one will give me an umbrella."

A roar-like voice suddenly came from downstairs, "Xu Dai—"

It was Lin Sen's voice, and at the same time, there was the sound of someone running upstairs quickly. Yang Cong appeared at the door, came in panting, and sat next to Jia Tian, ​​not leaving an inch.

Downstairs was still yelling, roaring like Ma Jingtao, Jia Tian was annoyed, and didn't know what he was going to do, Yang Cong whispered nervously, "Hype, hey, hype, his agency received a call from the crew. I hinted that the scenes added in the script are all right." After speaking, she looked at Jia Tian, ​​not letting her act rashly.