Follow Taotie to eat meat [Traveling]

Chapter 83 Something is wrong

Xiao Yan was in pain, Taotie and the stall owner had happily reached an agreement.

The uncle with the moustache moved exceptionally neatly. As soon as Taotie opened his mouth, he immediately tied up Lu Shu's four legs with hemp rope, and hung them on one shoulder of Taotie courteously.Bowing slightly, smiling so hard that his teeth can't be seen, his mustache trembles along with it.

It made Xiao Yan wonder if he felt that two people had been taken advantage of after all, and they must not be missed.

——Well, although the truth is indeed close to the same.

When purchasing, is it swollen to have a pig teammate who doesn't know how to bargain and likes to buy things randomly?Of course...forgive him and obediently pay the bill.

Reluctantly, Xiao Yan handed over a "big sum", and kept thinking in his heart: "It's hard to buy a beautiful smile with a thousand dollars, and it's hard to buy a beautiful smile with a thousand dollars. Although this product is a bit dirty, it's still a beauty..."

Ma Dan, it still hurts, how many other ingredients can I buy?

I bought a few more big honeycombs filled with honey, and the remaining Jixi stone honey was rounded up, and all the dry and unsightly oranges were in my pocket. Xiao Yan was still in a stall selling herbal medicine It was a pleasant surprise to find licorice.After shopping around carefully, he actually found fresh ebony plums. Xiao Yan immediately bought a lot of them, and sent them back together with other deceptive fruits.

The spirit stones earned back were almost spent in an instant, Xiao Yan patted his flat purse, but this time he was not worried.Everything is difficult at the beginning, but with a good beginning, the next will be much easier.

In the end, we added some bits and pieces, and when the two of them went back with big bags and small bags, the moon had already risen, and a round wheel hung on the horizon, looking big and bright.There were lights on the ground, and many shops in Nanji began to close one after another, and more shops stayed open until late at night as usual.

Xiao Yan turned his head to look at the big warm yellow that was jumping in different density: "It must be very beautiful if you look down in mid-air."

It should be the feeling of big clusters of stars dotted on the ground, right?Anyway, it must be completely different from the urban neon.

Taotie followed and looked back, expressing his puzzlement: "Hmm... With our eyesight, even if we fly to a very high place, we can clearly see each torch. Is there any difference?"

"..." All the beautiful imaginations were destroyed in an instant, Xiao Yan was speechless for a while, and kicked Taotie resentfully, "Can it be the same feeling when you run on the top of the mountain and fly into the air to look down?! "

Taotie dodged Xiao Yan's "sneak attack" with ease, without even shaking the heavy things on his shoulders.Facing Xiao Yan's questioning, his first instinct was: Flying into the air, he could see more clearly what prey was running on the ground, and the choice of extra meat was wider.

But looking at Xiao Yan's squinted eyes, he cleverly swallowed the words on the tip of his tongue.

Hey, Fox Heart, Sea Needle, what can I do?Of course, if he had any idea, he would follow suit.

Xiao Yan obviously didn't hide his little thoughtfulness from Xiao Yan, and Xiao Yan said he had nothing to say about this waste of money without any sentimentality.

Strolling all the way back to the vicinity of the residence, I heard a burst of "chirp chirp chirp chirp", and the little bald screamed as if he had been wronged by the sky.The familiar voice of the green-haired parrot was also mixed in, and the cry of "Duo Luo Luo, let go, let go, let go" was full of anger.Rupiyu yelled anxiously in a soft voice, "Oh, green hair, don't fight", you can imagine how anxious it is flying beside the parrot.

Tsk.Xiao Yan felt his temples jumping up.

He wasn't worried about what happened to Xiaobald and Lumao, after all, all the people who come and go here are Chinese people, and they all recognize the strange animals he brought.Furthermore, he could still hear the old man's loud voice chatting with Ji, if something really happened, the old man would certainly not just sit idly by.

So there is only one truth, and it is probably that the little bald is naughty again.The green-haired guy has become Xiaobald's diehard loyalist at some point, and he does his best to be the nanny of an unprincipled spoiled bird every day, and nine out of ten he went up to help.

I quickly went around a few tents and looked, sure enough, three or four people from the One-Armed Kingdom were being pecked and scratched by the green hair, in a panic.One of them kept chirping in his hand, and when he looked carefully, heh, a small black charcoal head was screaming desperately.

Seeing Xiao Yan, several people seemed to breathe a sigh of relief, and greeted the two of them while protecting their faces.

"What's going on?" Xiao Yan drew a little wind and rolled away the stubborn green hair.

The green hair opened its teeth and claws and planned to fly up again, but Taotie gave it a glare, and said sinisterly: "Dead bird, you probably don't want this fur anymore, do you?"

"Duo!" Lumao shivered, and suddenly felt a little cold all over his body.Taotie was still very intimidating to it, and immediately shrank his head and wilted: "Wow, they are holding on to little bald!"

"Chirp, chirp, chirp!" Little Bald called out very appropriately.

"This...?" Xiao Yan was a little uncertain, and looked at several people inquiringly.

If it's a child, it's very possible to see a bird or something and want to play with it, but these are all adults, shouldn't they?

Sure enough, after hearing Lumao and Xiaobal's complaint, several people were a little dumbfounded.These two guests are very capable, and the animals they bring are also very good. Seeing that they are singing together, those who don't know really think that they are bullying the small animals.

Conscience of heaven and earth, just such a little bald chicken, what can you do if you catch it?eat?There was not much flesh on his whole body, not enough to fit between his teeth.

The person holding the little bald handed over the black ball in his hand, and said helplessly: "We were cooking porridge just now, and we were about to add another fire to the stove. Squinting his eyes and squatting in the middle of the fire, the whole body of the bird was roasted red. I almost thought it was burnt, and I was shocked. Fortunately, I pulled it out and saw that the little guy was blackened, but there was nothing wrong with it. I’m not happy about sending it back, as soon as it crows, your parrot will come over to help, the two little things have a good relationship!”

The cowardly green-haired parrot poked its head: "You're a little thing! You're a little thing!"

"...Lvmao, if you don't shut up, your ration will be cut off." Xiao Yan raised his forehead, helpless with the group of funny people raised by him, and quickly took over Xiaotu, "I'm sorry, I've caused you trouble!"

It's no wonder the other party is nervous. To be honest, even Xiao Yan is still worried about the little bald love to get into the fire. In the entire One Arm Country plus Xiao Yan and his party, probably only Taotie will be fine. Throw a fireball to the little bald.

Imagine bending down and lowering your head while cooking, and seeing a hairless little bald bird squatting in the stove, the little expression of enjoyment looks very weird in the firelight... Xiao Yan feels that it is very necessary to respond to the The frightened Arm Country friends expressed their sincere apologies.

Little Bald received it in his hand, and the touch felt a bit wrong.

Xiao Yan squeezed it twice strangely, it was not an illusion. Ignoring the little bald chirp's protest, he pinched one of its small wings and brought it to his eyes. With the other hand, he gently wiped the black soot on his body, and found that the little guy It actually grew a thin layer of fluff, which was not there before I went shopping.

Other birds are only bald and bald after being roasted, but this one is fine, and it is the only one that has longer hair after roasting.

The task of the few people was finally completed, and they let out a sigh of relief. While facing Xiao Yan's apology, they waved their hands again and again, and at the same time indicated that they would leave first, and they had to go to the barbecue stall to help out after cooking the porridge.

Xiao Yan pressed the heads of Lumao and Xiaobald to make them apologize.

The little bald couldn't get back into the fire again even though he acted coquettishly, and was a little sleepy. It wasn't until Taotie raised his hand and gave it a ball of fire that he regained his spirits. Little Huang opened his mouth and swallowed it with a gulp.

Xiao Yan's hands were covered with black dust, so he carried Xiao Tuyi to the water's edge and rubbed it with soap locusts.The little bald man is a bit fond of fire and hates water, and immediately made a fuss, Xiao Yan suppressed it mercilessly, soaked in the water and washed it in vain, and the little fluff that had just grown wetly stuck to his body, turning into a A little drowned chicken.

Little bald student rolled his eyes helplessly, feeling that he couldn't fall in love with the beauty he saw the first time he came out of the shell, but the gluttony of the old fierce one was cuter.So, taking advantage of Xiao Yan's relaxation, he stepped on two small claws crookedly, and ran away trying to fall into Taotie's embrace.

Probably because of being with the snake for a few days, it learned the ability of flattery without a teacher, but it didn't match its rather fierce nature, and its bird face looked a bit distorted.The two little wings clapped together, and leaned in front of Taotie: hug and hold each other high, of course, it would be even better if they could be given another fire!

It explains very well what it means to be an ugly bird.

The corners of Taotie's mouth twitched, feeling that this little bald man really didn't know himself.Stretched out a finger, and pressed it precisely on the head of the little bald man who was rushing forward, so as not to rub his wet hair against his body: "Stop—"

A ball of warm air flowed out from the fingertips, and the little bald tilted his head and gave a "chirp", and the whole bird began to dry up with a whirr-la-lah around the place where it was in contact with the Taotie. Maomao dried up and turned into a fluffy and soft baby bird.

When Xiao Yan looked back after washing his hands, he was slightly surprised.

Probably because it was covered in soot all over its body, and its fur was so heavy that it was flattened. The little black bird didn't feel any different from usual. Now after washing and steaming, it turned into a round Huhu little fur ball.

The dense fluff gently and softly wraps the originally thin body, making it less pathetic and more cute.One by one, the little wings were only funny before, but now they are quite cute.Even the slender and long eyes that are always half-closed, didn't Xiao Yan say that when they were bald, they looked a bit obscenely joyous, but now they are covered by the fur around the eyes, and their appearance has instantly improved by a few points. times.

The bright yellow mouth opened: "Jiujiujiu!"

The familiar voice, but because of the straight rise in appearance, also became cute.

Aside from the fact that her fur is mixed with white and black, or black and white, which looks a little messy, every other aspect can make people's hearts melt.

Yan Gou Xiaoyan showed his star eyes in spite of himself, but Taotie was unmoved at all. Seeing that the little bald hadn't retreated despite the difficulties, he immediately grabbed its little wings ruthlessly and slammed at the green hair Throwing it out: "Look at it, and go to the stove to scare people, tomorrow I will roast the two of you together - don't tweet, see if I can really roast you!"

Lu Mao trembled in fright, and almost missed the little bald who had just caught it.The little bald tilted his head and glanced at Taotie, as if he had confirmed that he was absolutely too lazy to play fire-breathing games with him today, and it seemed that some ban had been imposed, his little eyes blinked, showing a look of being bullied Looking at his expression, Xiao Yan suddenly felt that he and Taotie were villains.

The wicked Taotie stared: "Aren't you leaving? What are you doing here?"

"Duo Luo Luo~" Lu Mao fluttered her wings and took Xiao Bald away in a hurry. Ru Pi Yu wanted to talk to Xiao Yan, but Tao Tie's staring eyes were too scary, so it's better...tomorrow.

Xiao Yan watched the three little ones bluffing and running away with amused expression, feeling that beside him was a dragon that should not be approached by strangers.

Xiao Yan cooked a lot of dishes before, and Zhihe said they were already full, sitting outside the tent, chatting and rubbing their stomachs while enjoying the cool.

The two old men were talking about their husband's country. Zhi said that the dispute between the eldest princess Xia and her younger brother had been going on for a long time, and she didn't know when it would explode.

She laughed and said that Princess Xia is very interesting, but she was originally a person with no ambitions, but was forced to this point step by step, and now her own brother is always challenging her bottom line, I don't know where she will end up.

Zhi took a big leaf to fan the wind, and yawned: "It's just Li Jun who is brainless and narrow-minded. If he really fights together, he will be killed by his sister in minutes, right?"

The Husband Kingdom actually has a national surname, but only the males of the royal family can inherit it. The two princesses are named Xia and Yao, and no surnames are allowed in front of them.

Thinking about it: "That's not necessarily true. The husband's country has many years of tradition that men rule the sky. This Princess Xia is not fighting her brother, but going against all men—even most women. Furthermore, it is said that His Majesty, he has been walking to the north quite frequently recently, I don't know if he is contacting a helper..."

The two of them didn't deliberately avoid people when they talked, and Xiao Yanbian didn't avoid them either. He took a bunch of ingredients and planned to make dinner for himself and Taotie.Hearing this vaguely, I couldn't help but look at it twice.

As soon as his eyes were on the fat Ji, he immediately raised his head.The eyes of the two sides collided, and it was unknown whether it was a coincidence or man-made.However, Xiao Yan obviously didn't blame Xiao Yan for hearing what they were chatting with, so he nodded at him with a smile, and continued to chat with Zhi Yi.

Xiao Yan fried two vegetarian dishes, and set up a whole lamb for Taotie to roast on the fire. He used a sharp knife to remove the screw that had been spitting out mud for a long time. In the pot, throw some sliced ​​ginger and stew a screw soup.

The next step is Lushu, the main event.

It took two yellow crystals to buy it, Xiao Yan couldn't bear it until tomorrow.After all, it was shipped from the south, so if you put it in for a while, it will be more dangerous. If you wake up and it smells bad, you will have to cry.

A whole piece of skin was shaved off with a knife, and two legs were roasted and two legs were stewed.The short ribs were wrapped with some mashed garlic leaves, some spices and fruit wine were added, some wet mud was added outside, and they were stuffed into the fire.Other parts were also disassembled and put in different vegetarian dishes. The Husband Kingdom already had rough flour, and Xiao Yan even made some roujiamo by hand.

Heart, liver, kidney, and so on are naturally reluctant to throw away—these are all spirit stones, not even the large intestine. It was the first time he dealt with this thing, holding his nose and washing it by the river. A bit aggressive, and... strange hobbies.

Xiao Yan rolled his big eyes, and when he came back, he put some chili and stir-fried a large intestine.

Tao Tie, who was making trouble around him, sneezed, feeling that it was spicy and fragrant, and wanted to sneak a taste for a while, thinking of Xiao Yan's washing and washing just now, and the red hot pepper inside, he was a little entangled.

The meal was ready, Xiao Yan originally planned to ask Zhi and the other animals to taste the gold-worthy venison meat, but was stopped by Taotie.

He said seriously: "Just this little bit of meat is not enough to fit between my teeth, so I can't divide it."

Xiao Yan looked at him, thinking about what the stall owner said about "a hundred years of love", the tips of his ears were a little red, he hesitated for a moment, and nodded slightly.Forget it, it's rare to eat alone, so let's make an exception and go to the market tomorrow to see if there is any deer meat.

Thinking of this, the two nested in the tent and divided the whole deer into clean pieces.Fortunately, although this food is expensive, the stall owner is not a scammer. The meat tastes extremely delicious, and the meat slices stir-fried over high heat are so tender that Xiao Yan almost swallowed his tongue.Taotie also felt the same way. While eating by himself, he didn't forget to add a few chopsticks to Xiao Yan.

Xiao Yan was sweating from eating hot peppers and large intestines, and felt that his body had turned into a big furnace, radiating heat outward.Looking at Taotie again, big beads of sweat rolled down the forehead of a man who doesn't sweat easily.

Xiao Yan brought over a little sour plum soup that he had left for himself early in the morning, and the two drank it separately, and Xiao Yan breathed a sigh of relief.

It's just that the body is still hot, and the cold drink is pressed down a little, and the heat rises up again after a while.It was so hot that he drew a little wind to blow directly at himself, but it didn't seem to be of much use.

It feels like it's about to become a hot chili... It's really strange, is it true that the chili I bought this time is really so powerful?

After dinner, the leaders and elders of One Arm Kingdom came again.They came to give away spirit stones, and the amount of meat sold today was astonishing. The spirit stones were exchanged for one hundred yellow crystals and one blue crystal, and there was a small bag in it.A few people are also kind, excluding the cost of materials and the cost of hiring someone to build a barbecue stall, they all brought Xiao Yan, and Quan regarded himself as a native of his own country to do a voluntary favor for the day.

On the contrary, he asked Xiao Yan nervously if they could also sell skewers in the future. If Xiao Yan was willing to give them more detailed instructions on the ingredients, then half of the spirit stones sold every day could be given to Xiao Yan.

This is not to be polite to the savior, but because the country has never had any special skills. A few days ago, there was a catastrophe, and he was worried that he would be 20 years behind. Suddenly, Xiao Yan's business boomed.After all, there are only three of them in their party, and it is said that they are doing a big business, so it shouldn't be so necessary to cling to the recipe of the skewers.

It is also a win-win situation for myself to ask for the formula and share it.

It is hard to find a little trick in a million gold, and the people of One Arm Country think that it is worthwhile to spend half of it.

Xiao Yan felt that there was no need for it at all, and they really didn't need too many spirit stones, but the people of the Yiarm Kingdom insisted on giving them, so they talked and talked, and finally decided to let the two layers benefit.They were really embarrassed to mention the recipe of sour plum soup to Xiao Yan, and Xiao Yan will not sell it for the time being. After all, it is difficult to collect materials for this thing, and it is too troublesome to make. Let's see if there is a better place to go in the future.

I also described to them the method of burning charcoal that I had heard about before crossing, and fired a few kilns in a sealed manner. The effect was much better than that of the current open-air temporary fire, with less smoke and durable fire.The other party nodded again and again, expressing that they must study and study.

For some reason, Xiao Yan felt agitated and flustered tonight, and his body was hot in waves. I don't know if it was because he stood in the sun for a long time during the day, or because he ate too much barbecue or chili.

I didn't have any interest in talking anymore, so I asked the people from the One Arm Kingdom to separate the amethyst into two layers and take the rest back, otherwise I would never take it back, so I asked myself to do something, and hurried back to the sleeping place from the reception tent.

Xiao Yan was about to cry.He, he, he felt that the little brother became inexplicably energetic, and urgently needed to solve the problem.

In a hurry, I didn't have time to pay attention to anything, and as soon as I lifted the animal skin hanging from the door, I heard a muffled groan inside.

With inexplicable lazy and sexy.

Hearing that, Xiao Yan's heart beat a little faster.

The smell in the tent is familiar to all men, originally it was nothing for same-sex couples to bump into this scene, but he has a more intimate relationship with Taotie, and his face immediately turned red to the ears, unable to advance or retreat.

Now, no matter what Xiao Yan did, he knew something was wrong.

There are so many people who have been in the sun all afternoon, and there are people who get sunburned and get angry, but there is absolutely no such reaction.It's okay to be alone, there may be other reasons, and now with Taotie... Tsk.

Thinking about the only unique thing he ate, Xiao Yan blacked out silently.

Facts have proved that there is retribution for eating alone.

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