Follow Taotie to eat meat [Traveling]

The old man was ingenious and strung together what he saw and heard along the way into short stories that could be sung.Some are related to popular science of animals and plants, some take a funny and funny route, some are heroic adventure stories, and some have a bit of horror and weird style... The styles are varied. Although it is a loud voice, it sounds quite interesting. No wonder it has attracted so many audiences. audience.

Although he is very old, Zhi is obviously an old urchin mentality. When more people pay attention, he suddenly becomes a flower of joy, knocking on clay pots and singing one after another, and he can't stop at all.

So the animals who followed him were a little unlucky.

The green-haired parrot has never seen so many human beings in its life, and its hairs all exploded in fright. When it shouted "Gong-xi-fa-cai-" at the top of its voice, it sounded like "evil-- Spirit - back - loose - ".

If it wasn't afraid that it would be shot down and roasted if it flew around, it probably shrank its neck and ran away quietly.

Fortunately, the people here have probably never seen a bird say auspicious words, and the onlookers were very happy.Some children were very curious about this bird with bright coats and strange accents, and wanted to touch it. The green hair fled away with its head frizzed, and felt that the bird's life was quite difficult.

At first, the little bald looked left and right with great interest, chirping, chirping, chirping non-stop, and soon got tired of watching, urging the green hair to play elsewhere.Lumao was caught in a sea of ​​people, and he didn't dare to act rashly at all, so he could only communicate with Xiaotu quietly during the interval of Gong Xifa Cai.

The little bald is still a bird just hatched, and it is obviously not very useful to reason with it. If the green hair doesn't accompany it to wander around, it will be self-reliant, spread the little bald wings, and jumped off the green hair's back with a chirping sound. .

The parrot was startled, and at the critical moment, it performed supernormally, flew down with a swish, and caught the little bald who almost fell to the ground with a snap.

The little bald man failed to move freely, so he pecked at the green hair's hair in dissatisfaction, grabbed it and pulled it back desperately.After a while, it was really bored and fell in love with the "jumping bird game" again, jumping off the green fur back again and again, being caught again and again, and pulling its hair again and again.

The usually grumpy Lumao didn't say anything, but the voice of "Gong Xi Fa Cai" was a bit sad...

The snake is better than the green hair, and it is not so afraid of people. After all, it used to be quite fierce.Although after following Xiao Yan and Taotie, he was able to eat his fill every day, and his ferocity has subsided a lot, but if anyone dares to offend it, it will fight back mercilessly!

However, when it widened its eyes, looked at the approaching human as if facing a formidable enemy, and was ready to spray water at any time, the other party did not behave rudely, but the question it asked made it stuck.

"What kind of medicine is this?"

"Can it really cure headaches?"

"How do I use it? Can I just swallow it?"

"It smells weird, why is it different from the medicine from Wu Xianguo?"

Hua Snake burst into tears, it was only temporarily brought here to set up a stall, it had no pre-job training at all, and it didn't know how to answer at all!

Thinking of the old man's simple and rude instructions, "This one cures headaches and brain fever, and that one cures bruises, sell it, and if you can't sell it, you won't have food", almost tears flowed down my face.

Peeking at the old man who was singing happily, he obviously didn't want to stop to help him.

Ha~ It seems that I am destined to be hungry at night, what a sad story.

Rupiyu is the most timid of the group, and told Xiao Yan about its fear of humans back then on the mountain.Zhi also knew that it was only as courageous as the eye of a needle, and for the first time when assigning tasks, he asked if there was any problem.

Rupiyu's timidity is fully reflected in that it doesn't even have the courage to say "there is a problem" with this swarthy old man...

"Hehe, the little guy is quite powerful." Zhi expressed his admiration.

This compliment made Rupiyu excited for a long time, and then when facing the crowded crowd... almost pissed in fear.It took me a long time to build up my mind before I dared to fly in front of people, and I had to stutter even longer before I dared to open my mouth. Her voice was soft, and her beautiful eyes were full of tears, as if the other party would cry immediately if she was aggressive.

This small appearance successfully melted many people's hearts, and those who were not going to pay were embarrassed, and the spirit beads jingled into the bowl.

It's a pretty good result.

It's just that when Xiao Yan saw that Jin Doudou was about to fall like a skinned fish, his heart ached.He went out with Taotie to live a two-person world, and when he came back, he saw his baby performing in the street in order to support the family. The burden of life fell on the shoulders of the young monster. Is it the distortion of human nature or the loss of morality...

Cough, in short, Xiao Yan took advantage of the gap between the old man's two songs, and hurried over: "The old man has worked hard, hurry up and rest, let's stop here today."

The old man didn't want to finish it, and waved his hand: "It's okay! The old man can still sing! I have hidden a lot of stories, and I have just begun!"

"I saw a lot of new things while wandering around today, and I will cook a few new dishes..." Xiao Yan tempted.

The old man's ears perked up, his eyes lit up, and he decisively began to pick up those pots and jars: "Go and walk, after a day of tossing, the old man is also tired, it's time to eat something to rest, oh, I'm getting old, I just can't bear it." Let's make a fuss!"

Throwing the packed things to the snake, he stretched his waist greatly, put his hands back, and took the lead in walking towards the tent of One Arm Country with extremely agile legs and feet.

Xiao Yan & Hua Snake: "..."

When Xiao Yan was cooking, he secretly confirmed with Taotie again: "Looking at the appearance of the old man, it seems that it is not unusual for him to live for many more years?"

If it is said that at the beginning, it was a little funny and gossip, but this tentative confirmation hides a little cautious hope.

But Taotie shook his head: "Didn't you notice that his aura is becoming more and more unclear?"

When meeting Zhi for the first time, no one felt his presence before he spoke.After getting along for a long time, he was finally able to capture his breath with his keenness, and Xiao Yan could occasionally feel it vaguely.

Listening to Taotie now, Xiao Yan felt it seriously for a while, but he really didn't notice it at all, so he couldn't help feeling a little depressed: "Oh."

"You don't need to feel bad for him, I see that he himself is very happy every day, and he can make flowers out of everything." Tao Tie curled his lips, comforting Xiao Yan a little clumsily.

After getting along with each other these days, he is already close to Zhi in his heart, but he still doesn't like the undead people, so it's awkward to boast about Zhi now.

Zhi threw a piece of old leather outside the tent, lay on it and fell asleep, snoring happily, like sawing wood.Ah, this location is well ventilated, with a slight breeze, it is extremely cool, and it is close to the cooking place. As soon as you hear the sound of cooking, you can get up and eat immediately, which is perfect.

The little old man in his sleep clicked his lips and gave himself a thumbs up.

Listening to the old man's snoring, Xiao Yan cooked a very rich table of dishes.Husband’s country has a rich variety of ingredients, which are not comparable to other places. Vegetarian dishes are quite cheap, and meat is acceptable even though it is more expensive.He wanted to gather some vegetarian dishes to eat slowly, but suddenly changed his mind.

Pots and jars were gradually placed near the pot and stove, stir-fried sunflower, sliced ​​meat and cucumber stew, stewed pork ribs with wax gourd, boiled sliced ​​meat, braised fish, steamed eggs... Xiao Yan even mixed diced lotus root, diced winter melon, and pureed meat Fried more than a dozen braised lion heads with eggs and minced ginger. Although they were a little loose because there was no starch at hand, the golden skin of the lion heads was stewed in a pot for a long time. When the juice was collected a little, it was still delicious Swallow saliva.

Xiao Yan took some stone honey bought today, which is white sugar, and fried it over a slow fire to make a braised pork. It was crispy on the outside and tender on the inside. Extremely Beautiful.

Taotie surrounds Xiao Yan, stealing a little here and there, enjoying himself.

Xiao Yan asked him to grind some flour with a stone, gutted a bag of small miscellaneous fish bought at a low price, wrapped it in flour, and fried it in oil until it turned light yellow.Then put a little salt and a little chili and stir-fry it, picked it up and stuffed a piece into Taotie's mouth.

Taotie was forced to gasp from the spiciness, and felt that the dried fish was delicious, so his expression was quite tangled.

"Try it now, let the old man eat a little later, he eats slower than you." Xiao Yan said.

Well, my own fox has a soft heart, and now he has to be ranked behind the old man. Taotie threw another small dried fish into his mouth depressedly, but he didn't refuse after all.

Hiss, spicy and cool.

Let Hua Snake send a large pot of sheep and scorpions to the Chinese, and the sun has completely set.The group ate a big meal by the light of the fire, and each one had a round belly. Before they couldn't wake up, and when the dishes were all set up, Zhi, who jumped up and down, started to sing again. Since the voice was really unpleasant, everyone was afraid that it would be hard. They spit out the food they rushed to eat, and rushed over to cover the old man's mouth.

Zhizhi hummed dissatisfiedly: "You ignorant people, the old man has earned several Lingshi today! Why don't you sing for free..."

That's right, this river and lake juggling team has obtained a lot of spirit beads, and when combined, there are nearly ten spirit stones!

The old man wants to give them to Xiao Yan, and use them as daily food expenses.Xiao Yan refused desperately, and let the old man keep it to himself, and buy whatever he wanted.

The next morning, the old man went out with a small bag of Lingzhu. When he came back, he bought some spices that might be useful for Xiao Yan, some medicines that he had never seen before, and some medicines for Rupiyu. Fat Fish bought a large piece of meat for Hua Snake, a small bag of millet for Lu Mao, and filled a bottle of water for Xiao Tu...—it is said to be very clean mountain spring water.

Little bald: "Chirp?"

The old man stroked the three hairs on its forehead perfunctorily: "Hey, drink slowly!"

Little Bald shook his head half-understood, just in the opposite direction of the old man's stroking, so for most of the next half day, it maintained the appearance of three hairs.

The newly bought Ah Huang was given to the old man for treatment.Zhi carefully applied medicine to its trauma, saying that it might still be severely beaten and needs to be raised slowly, but at least its life was saved.

While Xiao Yan was relieved, he looked at the old man whose face was swollen into a pig's head and tried his best to hold back his laughter—when the old man was treating Ah Huang, he couldn't help but try some newly bought medicines on himself. In the end, I don't know whether it was a drug conflict or an allergy, and my face was swollen in a mess, but fortunately there were no side effects.

Zhi's eyes were really slits, and he could hardly open them. The sausage mouth opened and closed, and said angrily, "Laugh if you want to, it's so annoying to cover up!"

"Hahahahahahaha..." So Xiao Yan stopped being polite to him, almost bursting into tears.

wisdom:"……"

Taotie came back carrying a large pile of human-faced birds bought from Yiyi Chinese. He also looked at the old man and smiled quite relievedly, but he said to Xiao Yan: "It's all ready."

"Okay!" Xiao Yan replied, clutching his stomach.A new day, he has a new money-making plan!