Follow Taotie to eat meat [Traveling]

Taotie is in the north, and the undead people are in the south, with countless mountains and rivers in between.The two parties who should have had no intersection at all, because of Taotie's occasional trip to the south on a whim, left indelible traces in the memories of both parties.

Well, it directly caused Taotie to dislike black and thin humans, and even big monkeys with long arms and flexible movements, and grinned his teeth full of disgust.

As for the undead people, due to the loss of age-old materials, there are only some stories that have been artistically processed by ancestors with great enthusiasm and infinite imagination, and have been handed down from generation to generation, as well as a picture left by an ancestor of a certain soul painter. A painting handed down from generation to generation.

The gluttony in the story stands up to the sky—well, just understand it from its size—a mountain can be smashed with a lift of its claws, an earthquake can be generated with a stomp of its foot, and a wildfire with one mouth can not stop for ten days and ten nights, jumping into the big rivers After taking a bath, the river surged and flooded countless villages, swallowing the sun, moon, stars and stars.

As for the painting that is the culmination of abstract art... It can only be said that it provides the audience with an incomparably huge space for imagination.

It can only be said that what a shocking fate (evil) fate (fate) this is.

Xiao Yan was amazed, and deeply suspected that those ancestors of the undead people who described Taotie as the villainous villain in various myths and legends were actually expressing their deep resentment towards Taotie who burned a lot of their materials. .

Who knows that the undead people appreciate this unrestrained and destructive temperament in their bones, and after generations of romantic fantasies, gluttony has become the unspeakable... national favorite of the undead country.

Basically, in the childhood memories of all the little black children, there is a majestic gluttonous beast that landed in their country.

It directly led to Xiao Yan explaining for a long time dumbfoundingly, Zhidu had an attitude of "I don't listen or I don't listen, how could this guy be a glutton, are you kidding me?"

The chicken and the duck talked for a long time, but the old man suddenly stopped talking and stared straight at Xiao Yan with sympathy.Xiao Yan didn't know why, and looked back innocently.

The little old man suddenly turned to Taotie full of righteous indignation: "I said, you don't want to keep lying to others that you are Taotie just to chase this little fox, right? Why don't you speak up? Are you guilty? Seeing the little fox keep defending you , won't your conscience hurt?"

With scorching eyes and awe-inspiring justice, he seemed to be accusing a wretched man who pretended to be rich and handsome to deceive the little white rabbit.

"Pfft——" Xiao Yan was tired of talking, and was drinking water from a small earthen cup, and sprayed it directly.On the one hand, he was impressed by the old man's strange brain, on the other hand, his face was hot, red to the base of his neck.

I didn't hear anything, I didn't hear anything, I didn't hear anything... Xiao Yan silently hypnotized himself, the villain in his heart wished he could grab his hair and run around desperately.Ahhhhhhh, why does even the wisdom of a thousand-year-old bachelor know about his affair with Taotie?

No, no, he and Taotie have something to do before it's too late... Bah, bah, bah, as if as long as there is time, something will definitely happen!

Seeing the stupefied faces of Rupiyu and the green-haired parrot being struck by lightning, Xiao Yan became completely red as a humanoid tomato.

"Chirp~" Little Bald didn't know whether he could understand or not, he spread his bare little wings, looking at this and then that excitedly, typical of watching the excitement is not a big deal.

"Old man..." Xiao Yan said weakly.

The old man Zhi hated iron and steel: "Although there is a little distance from Taotie, you are not really helpless, so why did you become obsessed with ghosts for a while? Young man, the old man has eaten more salt than you have eaten. I will give you a piece of advice. A lie needs countless lies to make up for it. When the cowhide blows up to the sky, it will sometimes be punctured. Temporary vanity is not worth it... Tsk tsk tsk, you say you, you are not too humanoid or animal! Ugly—well, if you don’t compare it with Taotie—it’s not too bad except that it’s a bit more tempered, more impatient, and eats more, and it’s not impossible to catch the little fox, but it’s just obsessed with ghosts..."

Xiao Yan, who didn't get any response, turned his head silently and looked at Taotie whose face was getting darker and darker: "Well, you... calm down, take a deep breath..."

Just as he was about to say, "Even if you want to do something, don't stay in the tent", Taotie spewed fire at the old man.

"Hey, I'm not happy to tell you a few words!" The old man swooped out, his hands and feet were extremely agile, his reaction speed, his exuberant energy, it was really hard for a 20-year-old boy to catch up with him.

"Chirp, chirp!" When the Taotie was so angry that the seven orifices were filled with smoke, the little bald saw the fire, and his excitement reached its peak. His little legs kicked vigorously, and his little wings were better than nothing, and he jumped into the middle of the fire, rushing Watching the Taotie yelling makes me happy.

The small expression is innocent, but the joyful appearance really seems to be laughing at the maddened Taotie.

Xiao Yan couldn't help laughing while having a big head, feeling that he had never been so happy in his career of more than 20 years.

Speaking of which, after traveling to this world by accident, his life was really full of ups and downs and wonderful things because of a group of funny animals and people.The two completely different lives allowed him to completely forget the depression he once had, and he was not always surrounded by the eyes of others in the fast-paced adult world, which was really very comfortable.

Looking at Tao Tie, who wished to blow his hair up with anger, Xiao Yan finally couldn't hold back, and laughed.

Taotie didn't know what he was laughing about, and felt deeply that he had lost face in front of the beast in his heart, so he immediately picked up one of Xiaotu's small wings angrily, and breathed out another breath of fire: "Jiu Jiu, Jiu Jiu, what a ghost! Get in the way!"

The little bald, who was twisted and twisted uncomfortably by one wing, received another burst of fire, and rubbed Taotie's fingers with a ignorant expression of satisfaction.

"Chirp~" A hair suddenly appeared on his head.After a while, two more swished out.

Two white and one black, you can have an unusual Sanmao Wanderings.

Facing a little bald chicken who enjoys being abused, Taotie couldn't vent his anger, and felt that he had no face to face Xiao Yan's smiling face, so he lifted the tent and went out angrily to settle accounts with the annoying undead people up.

There was a flutter of chickens and dogs jumping outside, destroying countless flowers and plants.

The people of One Arm Kingdom gathered around the bonfire, roasting meat according to a simple method Xiao Yan taught them, while laughing and watching Taotie and Zhi running around the tents so that they could hardly catch anyone, only clusters of flames kept flashing. Flash, as good as juggling.

"It's amazing, I don't feel tired after running for so long." Someone stared.

"Tao is so awesome, tall, handsome, and good at martial arts, why don't you give it to me, then I won't miss Huahua!" Some people envy and hate.

"I think Mr. Zhi is even more powerful. He knows everything and can't talk. At such an old age, he doesn't have to be as strong as Tao when he runs!" The young disciple in charge of medicine looked up to Zhi.

Zhi, who is constantly running away: Huffing and wheezing, I'm so tired, it's really shameless to bully the old man, is there any end?so tired! ! !

Taotie who is constantly chasing: Ma Dan, I can't catch up in front of so many people, I lose face, old man, why can I run so fast!Sure enough, I hate the undead people so much, if you have the guts, just confront them head-on! ! !

After running for a long time, this battle of face-saving finally happened because Taotie burned off half of Zhi's hair with a small flame. Jia Xiaoyan persuaded Taotie to stop, adding that all the barbecued meat was cooked and ready for dinner. Jia Taotie and Zhidu I couldn't run anymore and stopped.

The young man with sweat on his forehead and the old man with half-brown hair and burnt eyebrows looked at each other disgustedly. They took the barbecue and stared at each other. They came to drive a long distance in unison, and sat back to back to eat wildly.

During this process, little bald climbed onto Xiao Yan's head with all his might, and his tiny claws ripped his hair into a mess, stomping on and stomping on it happily: "Jiuuuuuuuuuuu!"

Taotie stared at it coolly, like a sulking big boy.Xiao Yan handed him a few pieces of perfectly grilled meat, and couldn't help laughing when he thought of the "gluttonous statue" that the old man was holding high.

Taotie watched depressedly as his shoulders trembled, and suddenly he put his arms around Xiao Yan and bit him on the lips: "Laugh again, laugh again! Be careful if you laugh again..."

He wanted to say fiercely that he would kill you, but he felt bad, so he changed his words temporarily: "Be careful, I will kiss you until you can't laugh!"

In order to forcefully stop Xiao Yan's "sneering", Taotie's words have a cool, handsome and domineering temperament, which is called a sonorous, powerful, and resounding.

The laughing crowd around fell silent for a moment.

Xiao Yan: "..."

Boom—people from the One Arm Kingdom showed gossipy expressions after suddenly realizing it, and they all booed: "Come on, come on, you can laugh or not for this kind of thing!" "Brother Tao, if you are so honest, you will lose!" It's settled...don't be cowardly, go directly!" "Come one! Come one!"

Xiao Yan and Taotie were stunned, unable to stand up to the extremely romantic "Biyi Countryman", they fled and got into the tent with the barbecue.

Without the bonfires everywhere, the tent was dark.Although Xiao Yan and Taotie could see in the dark, what they saw suddenly became much quieter.

Something in the air is heating up.

Xiao Yan's face started to have a fever again, in order to hide the slight discomfort, he pretended to stare at Taotie reproachfully.

Taotie thought he was really angry, so he approached cautiously, and licked Xiao Yan's face flatteringly.

The heroic young man, now like a big boy who has done something wrong, awkwardly wanted to apologize but couldn't bear it, and peeked at Xiao Yan's reaction.

Xiao Yan suddenly heard the sound of something crashing down in his heart, countless fireworks bloomed in the depths of his mind, and the nervous face of the young man directly broke into his heart.