Follow Taotie to eat meat [Traveling]

"If you want me to tell you, buddy, are you old or young? It's time... (⊙o⊙) hey? Hey hey? What did you say?!"

Xiao Yan was thinking about it, it was a kind of ridicule and reminder to his buddies who had let down the hearts of the beauties, by the way, there was a bit of envy, jealousy and hatred secretly, and suddenly he was shocked by the words that Tao Tie dismissed lightly .

"You have a date? Is it a recent thing?" Xiao Yan asked in surprise.It came so suddenly, there was no sign of it at all!

wrong!

Xiao Yan suddenly thought that after leaving Xiongshan, the little tiger was a little nervous, and he was in a daze from time to time, and he would jump up in shock when he called him. Could it be that there was an affair on the way that he didn't know about?

The more he thought about it, the more it happened, and the little fox suddenly ignited a raging gossip soul.

He squinted his eyes and stared at the uncomfortable young man, his big tail swaying behind him: "So that's it, hehehe... Dude, you're not being kind! You don't have a word of mouth at all! To be honest, the day I met Gu Heqin , what did you go to Bear Mountain for?"

He must have had a tryst with a charming beauty or an extremely cute monster, right?Must be!Don't hurry up and explain it in detail!

……Huh?wrong!Speaking of beauties... Xiao Yan was silent for a moment when he thought of those small tribes in the mountains, those aborigines who were surrounded by dirty animal skins or rough cloth, with disheveled hair and faces that were almost hard to distinguish between men and women.

What kind of beauties can really be hidden in it, who is hard to give up because of her natural beauty, and whose beauty cannot be concealed by a thorn hairpin sarong?He expressed some doubts.

It's not that he discriminates against people in the deep mountains, but that most of the tribes near the Bear's Cave live in a rather primitive way, and aesthetics is completely different from that of an outsider like him.

There, both men and women are extremely fierce, hunting in the mountains, fishing in the river, tanned all over their bodies, and their muscles are all leveraged.When a girl gets pissed off by a brat, she won't talk nonsense if she yells twice, and she'll get spanked when she picks it up, and it's even more direct when she's provoked by a guy.

When Xiao Yan, Taotie and the others were on their way, Zeng saw a woman being chased by a wounded wild boar in a panic, but she was waving a half-broken wooden fork, moving here and there, looking for a gap, Until the wooden fork was accurately pierced into the wild boar's throat.Then, regardless of the size of his injuries, he swung a huge wild boar that was at least [-] kilograms on his shoulder, and went down the mountain in arrogance.

As for the extremely cute monsters, he probably thought too much.In this world, what monsters look at is whether their minions are sharp, whether the fire they spit out is strong or not, and who cares about the color of your fur or whether your eyes are watery?

Just like himself, his white fur is so conspicuous that he is deadly. Tao Tie once made it clear: such a useless fox, it is better to grow a whole body of yellow fur. The ominous beast with bad eyesight and bad nose escaped a catastrophe...

Xiao Yan gritted his teeth silently when he thought of his evaluation of the humanoid "can't run fast, can't jump high, forelimbs are not strong enough, claws are not sharp enough, and most importantly, the teeth are not good enough, and it is not convenient to tear a piece of raw meat".

Well, it seems that there are thousands of charming beauties, extremely cute little monsters, and so on.

According to this guy's aesthetics, what can make him suddenly enlightened and fall in love suddenly must be a female King Kong who can break mountains and crack monuments. It has sharp fangs, a big beast that can kill a dozen cute little monsters with one paw.

Hiss... That picture is really wonderful.

Overwhelmed by his imagination, Xiao Yan tilted his head and looked up at Taotie, filled with emotion.My buddy, the shape of the little tiger is so cute, the human figure is so tall and handsome that it is a luminous body everywhere, the prototype stomps its feet and shakes three times in a radius of ten miles, can cook with a spatula in its arms, and fight with its sleeves... Although occasionally Lazy and greedy, but he is definitely a high-quality man!Putting it into a wild model before crossing, the precipice is so popular that you don't want it.

I don't like cute girls, I only love tough guys... Tsk tsk tsk, it's really hard to describe.Although it is also a kind of beauty, I always feel... a little pity.

Taotie was taken aback by Xiao Yan.

Going to Xiongshan to look for rock spirit stones or something, I felt a little silly when I thought about it later. When I was talking about Gu and Qin and Wu Xianguo in the house, he felt ashamed and didn't even mention why. Other beasts know, how does the stupid fox know?

"You, how do you know what I'm going to do?"

"Tsk tsk tsk, how can I not see your little thoughtfulness?" Xiao Yan was so proud that he swung his big tail again.Speaking of it, the little tiger is still very innocent, whether he is happy or not, and even hurt lovesickness, it is all clearly written on his face.

It's also because I didn't think about that aspect before, but I still think his behavior is a bit strange.

(⊙o⊙)! ! !

This time it was replaced by Taotie in shock: "You...have already seen it?"

"That's necessary!" Xiao Yan suppressed the inexplicable sadness in his heart. The good buddy will soon have another daughter-in-law who can take care of him, and he can't keep messing around with him. He is not at all disappointed, "Come on Come on, tell me, to what extent is it now? Is it a human or a monster? You shouldn’t think much of a fragile human being, right? Is it a particularly strong, vigorous and powerful monster? Where is it? Are you together or are you pursuing? If it’s the former, I’m sorry, you’re stuck here and can’t care about your partner for the time being, if it’s the latter, maybe I can help you with the details?”

Xiao Yan was very thin and weak when he was a child, and he was quite taciturn for a while due to family reasons. Although he became more cheerful later, his relationship with the opposite sex was still not good.But I have never eaten pork and I have seen pigs running. When the buddies around me started chasing girls one by one, he helped and advised them all the way!

Although I don't know if his ideas are useful to the fierce big monster...

After the initial shock and bewilderment, Tao Tie, who was trying to get an explanation, said, "..."

Looking at the upturned stupid fox's bright "seeking gossip" eyes, he suddenly felt a burst of frustration.

"...Hey, I've said so much, why are you talking?" Xiao Yan urged.

It's time to talk to yourself more now.According to his experience, when he catches up with his wife and the two (beasts) live a sticky life, Taotie should not have much time to take care of himself.

"Too lazy to talk to idiots!" Tao Tie raised his big hand, and pressed down the hateful fox's head bitterly.

"Woo, woo woo... you disgusting dead tiger!" Xiao Yan bumped his nose against Taotie's arm and yelled angrily.

Sure enough, people who fall in love are unreasonable, and so are beasts!

In view of the sensational effect of a meal at noon, Taotie is now considered a celebrity in his middle age, and there are quite a few people who come to watch.Xiao Yan is currently pretending to be an ordinary fox, and can't find too many opportunities for the two of them to speak up, so he can only hold back the gossip.

While holding back, he suddenly became a little worried, Taotie's tempted too fast, right?She was obviously a bastard before, but after she came out of the bear den, she walked on the road and met true love inexplicably?

Either that person or monster is really strong enough to make him fall in love at first sight, or...meet a scheming person or a scheming beast!It's fine to find a powerful backer, what if there are some ulterior motives?

Xiao Yan's ears pricked up all of a sudden, the little tiger who had worked so hard to feed the barbecue for a long time was suddenly seduced by a scheming number one in ten miles and eight villages, it was unbearable!In the future, if this guy goes on a date, he must check with the past!

Thinking about it, I was a little envious.Little Tiger's peach blossoms are in full bloom, when will he find a partner?

It has to be said that Xiao Yan's temperament has been greatly affected by his childhood experiences.Very eager to communicate with people, but not used to communicating with others.Later, with the company of teachers and friends, although I became more cheerful, love and friendship are different after all.

Such an intimate relationship always filled him with infinite longing and a hint of secret fear.Afraid that if one is not careful, it will hurt others and oneself, one farewell and two leniency is the best ending, looking at each other and saying hateful words to each other is the real hurt.

Therefore, when the boys around him are past the age of foolishly pulling girls' braids and know to run behind the girl's buttocks, he doesn't have any reaction.When the boy next to him had his head broken and bled countless times, he learned to grow up from being silly, Baitian, and began to carefully cherish the girl he loves, but he still didn't respond.

On the surface, he is a very kind and gentle boy, he treats others politely, and he seems to get along well when he participates in any activities, but he always keeps a little distance from the opposite sex.Seeing beautiful, lovely, lively, and shy girls, I would occasionally feel a little bit moved, but I never took any further action.

From a certain point of view, he is a person whose reason always trumps his emotions. Every time he encounters such a thing, his first reaction is to think about the way ahead, and then ask himself, is it her?are you sure?

To be sure, to be sure, is that the girl has become someone else's girlfriend, and every day is sweet and sweet, but he is still a single dog. It is really a sad story.

Some buddies said that he thinks too much, love is such a thing, he just has a head, and whether he can go or not depends on fate.But Xiao Yan disagrees. He thinks that not thinking about future love at all is playing hooligans. Love can not consider too many material elements, but it is absolutely necessary to have a good temper or not to be happy together.

Either don't start, start, always think about it for a lifetime.

That being said, it does sound a bit like love first.It's not that there are people with similar thoughts, it's just that such people either didn't happen to meet each other by chance, or they met but found that they were not the one they were looking for.

Well, in the fast-paced pre-travel society where it is difficult to have time to get to know each other seriously, it is not in vain for him to be a single dog for many years.

The stupid fox rolled his eyes, and it seemed that he was imagining something messy again, while Taotie was itching his teeth with anger, he planned to harass him for a while.

Just as he was about to make a move, someone suddenly approached with a look of contempt: "Hey, buddy, let's discuss something with you."

Taotie turned his head and saw that it was Yuanyan who had been beaten up by him and the old man Zhi at the beginning.The leader's child here.