Follow Taotie to eat meat [Traveling]

Taotie has always been a master of eating alone.Just kidding, who would dare to eat with him or even want to share his rations?Unless you are tired of work and want to visit the gluttonous stomach along the way.

Furthermore, this bison was originally a small snack that he picked up when he was still thinking about it.When I came back from all the way, my mind was full of "Let the stupid fox bake and eat it quickly", and at most it flashed "Never let him put that red hot powder", it can be said that the goal is very clear.

As for completely unfamiliar concepts such as sharing food, it never appeared in the mind of the little tiger who was eating happily.

So at this moment, facing a jumping fox suddenly, the king of the mountain was rarely stunned.

Looking at Xiao Yan, who was blowing his beard, staring and gnashing his teeth, the little tiger cub bewilderedly realized that although the cow was brought back by himself, the one that had been roasted for a long time was indeed a stupid fox. .

Taotie thinks he is a reasonable Taotie, so he feels guilty and lacks confidence.But I can't lose my momentum, so I had to open my eyes to grab the white: "Why, you want to eat too? Why don't you want to eat before it's too late? Why are you shouting after I've finished eating!"

The stupid fox is really getting smaller and smaller, and he really wants to go to heaven.

Xiao Yan's nose was crooked with anger, look, what does it mean for the villain to complain first?This is ready-made: "... why don't you come sooner? You tell me, did I just pass by?"

Is it really that easy to get two fox paws to roast?The fruits of his labor!

Xiao Yan used to enjoy the satisfaction of stuffing a lot of food into his mouth at the same time, such as picking out all the beef from potatoes and beef and eating it last, such as picking out all the chestnuts from roast chicken with chestnuts and chewing, or peeling a piece of meat. Pile melon seeds, crack a pile of pecans... When the food accumulates more and more, the satisfaction in my heart will increase a little bit, and the more pleasant the body and mind will be at the end, until the food piled as high as the top of a mountain can be piled up at the same time. In the mouth, all the anticipation of swallowing saliva in the preparation stage has a final result, countless good tastes bloom on the tip of the tongue at the same time, rich and thick-ah, it is complete.

But now, the bubble called anticipation that bubbled up during the barbecue was gently poked by the nasty little tiger with the tip of its claws, and there was no one left, and the black air above Xiao Yan's head was about to materialize.

Stared at by the murderous eyes full of resentment, Taotie felt even more guilty, and had no choice but to be more stern: "Ming, you are obviously stupid, and the barbecue is still hungry. It is a joke to spread the word, eat while roasting." How convenient? You don’t know how to seize the opportunity, so you have the nerve to blame others!”

The satisfaction of eating a mouth full of oil in one breath is completely incomparable to roasting a little and eating a little.Xiao Yan took a quiet look at the little tiger cub whose hair was on end, and lay down in front of the fire with a shattered expression.

"...Hey, what's the matter with you? Can't you?" The little tiger hesitated for a moment, thinking that he shouldn't be too domineering. The barbecue worker's psychology is relatively fragile, so he needs to accommodate, "There are still half a cow over there, which is not enough for you. food?"

Reluctantly give him a little bit of snacks, it's no big deal.He is a generous glutton.

"Try standing on your hind legs and bending your paws to roast meat for half a day! Little half cow! Is there a black hole hidden in your stomach?" Xiao Yan became furious, and began to use words that Taotie didn't understand. Continue to complain for a few more words, suddenly a flash of inspiration comes to mind.

"Suddenly, I thought about, one, one, thing—" The little fox slowly raised his upper body, turned his head murderously, and looked at the guilty little tiger with burning eyes, "At the beginning, I took you back. When I was in the cave, I was still with you, and I put four whole pieces of meat, very, very big pieces of meat... The result! I just stayed outside the cave for a while, and when I came back, it was all! Nothing! "

The long and narrow fox eyes narrowed, with a dangerous aura: "Can you tell me, who was awake at that time, what exactly happened at that time, what?"

Although the four pieces of porcupine pork are not small, but looking at the little tiger cub who has eaten roast beef for a long time and still has no stomach at all, some doubts seem to come to light naturally.Those lazy boa constrictors seem to have been blamed for a long time.

Thinking of driving the ducks to practice hunting in the next few days, Xiao Yan gritted his teeth and wanted to bite.

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Taotie, who is completely unaccustomed to the powerful association ability of human beings, widened his eyes: "I, how could I know!"

"How dare you pretend to be crazy!" The little white figure swooped up, waving its sharp little claws into an afterimage, dead tiger, take your life——

Murderous!Startled, the little tiger cub jumped high, turned around and ran away, its thick tail stretched nervously into a straight line.How long ago did this stingy Bara fox still hold grudges like this!

Under the strong protest of Tao Tie, the tethered place was moved from the hole to the outside of the hole. The green-haired parrot on the branch quietly poked its head out from under the wings.The dripping bird's eyes turned, and involuntarily turned to the bluestone board where the barbecue was just placed.

Although Xiao Yan disliked Taotie and finished the barbecue, in fact, the last batch was still placed on the slate.The two bickered and ran away, and at the moment they were in a state of no one caring.

Lumao swallowed hard. Although it has always been at odds with Nine-Tailed Fox, it is actually very interested in the fragrant meat he roasted.Although parrots often eat some wild fruit and grass seeds, they do not refuse meat...

Seeing that the two terrifying creatures ran away, it flapped its wings twice, landed on the ground, and walked over quickly with two thin legs, delicious, here I come——

The grass rope was tightened and tightened behind it, and suddenly it was stretched to the extreme. With a snap, the bird's leg was pulled like this, the whole body lost its balance, and fell to the ground.The bird's head was stretched forward, and the pointed beaks opened one by one. They obviously touched a little bit, but they couldn't get it in their mouth...

Just as Lumao twisted his head back and forth, trying to steal a piece of meat from various angles, "Rupi~" a small water-blue translucent thing flew back.

The parrot didn't like to see this fish that was in league with the nine-tailed fox. Immediately, it shook its feathers and stood up as if nothing had happened, turned around, and pointed its butt towards the barbecue.This little bit of temptation is not in the eyes of the bird.

"Rupi~Xiao Yan~" Rupiyu turned around and didn't see his good friend. He looked at the parrot tied by the rope with some doubts, "Why are you here? Where's Xiao Yan?"

"Why am I here? You think I want to be here! You have to ask your good friend Xiao Yan!" Lu Mao successfully fried his hair and bulged into a ball. "He and his companions ate a lot, I ran to fight and fight, and I didn't care about my life!"

Hey, I have been busy running for my life all night and haven't eaten yet. I'm starving to death.

Ru Piyu tilted his head to digest the words of the parrot, and suddenly realized: "Ah, Xiao Yan finished eating? The rest of the meat must be for me, he is so kind!"

After speaking, he swooped happily, fell to the ground and happily ate the last bit of meat.It didn't care about the violent parrot. Birds always have a big temper, just like a fire-breathing bird when there is a disagreement. It is used to it.

Just ignore them.

Lumao watched helplessly as the delicacy seemed to enter Rupiyu's stomach bit by bit, slowly but quickly. From disbelief to violent to collapse, the whole bird was not well.

After chasing and beating the tiger cub for a long time, Xiao Yan came back out of breath: "..."

The last piece of meat also entered the belly of the skinny fish with a small body and a big appetite. Now it's done, and it's really grilled again.

Why do all the animals around him have black holes in their stomachs?

"Rupi~Xiao Yan, your grilled meat is so delicious~" Rupiyu belched contentedly, and waved his little wings to greet the little fox.

The little tiger cub, who arrived so late, let out a sigh of dissatisfaction, why is this stupid fish still here?

The little tiger stepped forward gracefully, ignoring the frightened skinny fish that flew up, and threw the thing in its mouth to Xiao Yan: "Stingy fox, eat this."

"What is this?" Xiao Yan curiously pulled his paw twice.

It looks like a piece of meat, but the surface is full of mud, dirty, black with a little powder in it, the skin is full of tangled wrinkles, and there is some sticky liquid, there is a little Slightly disgusting.

The little tiger didn't know what he ate during the half day he left, and he was so powerful that it was more than 01:30. He had just chased him for a while, and the opponent ran away without a trace.After wandering around for a few times to no avail, I had to come back first.

The shivering green fur poked its head out from under the wings quietly.The skinny fish circling around Xiao Yanxin's long tail also attracted all the attention.Although I don't know what it is, but... the aura is full!

"What are you doing with so much nonsense? You can eat as much as you want, and you will fall down if you don't eat." The little tiger roared in a rough voice.

Was it an apology?Xiao Yan looked thoughtfully at the awkward tiger cub who turned his head, and the pointed fox grinned.

As for felines, they are always quite arrogant. It is rare to offer an olive branch, so let’s accept it reluctantly.

Xiao Yan happily washed the unknown object clean, grilled it on the fire, and after taking a bite, Xiao Yan disappeared completely: "...What the hell is this?!"

It's slippery and tough, and it's hard to bite. The most important thing is that it's bitter, very bitter, very bitter!It is a hundred times more painful than accidentally breaking the gall when dissecting a fish and spreading it everywhere!

The little tiger is definitely a show of favor, is it fake, and a prank is real, right?

Seeing that the stupid fox was about to spit out the flesh soaked in the bile of the flying fish, Tao Tie rushed forward and stuffed the dark food back into Xiao Yan's mouth with one paw.The hills here are all barren. How could he waste such a little bit of good material after so much difficulty?

Xiao Yan seemed to drink a few bowls of the most bitter Chinese medicine, his stomach was overwhelmed, but unexpectedly he couldn't spit out anything.The big lump of strange meat seemed to disappear as soon as it entered his stomach, and there was no feeling of fullness in his stomach.

"...Smelly tiger, if I am poisoned to death, I will never end with you!"

Of course Xiao Yan was not poisoned to death, on the contrary, the base of his tail started to itch again.This time was even worse than the first time, he didn't care about fighting with the little tiger anymore, he rolled around in the cave, trying to ice it with cool stones, and then rub it against it... But the effect was not very obvious.

Yaoshou, do you have to go through such a torture every time you have a long tail in the future?Once a stranger and second acquaintance, Xiao Yan didn't panic this time, but felt that it was very cheating.

It's not easy to grow a cool boss.

Taotie made himself a thick and extremely comfortable grass ball, laying lazily on the side, shaking his round ears, and squinting at the rolling fox.Well, it's a little bit of relief.

I can't laugh, after all, it's my own barbecue worker.

In the cave where Xiao Yan and Taotie were, there was a harmonious (?) atmosphere, but the big monkeys deep in the forest seemed to be in some trouble.

Clusters of flames lit up without warning, and wisps of living black air rose in the middle. A group of four-winged snakes came here from the other side of the forest. Their icy vertical pupils It was completely covered by a cloud of scarlet mixed with black air, staring strangely at all the living things in the forest.

The Monkey King was shocked, and immediately called out to the group of monkeys, "Get out of here immediately!"

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What Xiao Xiao ate in this chapter:

Flying fish bile: In the second and third classics of "Shan Hai Jing", Fei Shan, flying fish, looks like a dolphin but has red text, it is not afraid of thunder, and can defend soldiers.

Depending on the meat: It appears in many places in the "Shan Hai Jing", also called Tai Sui and Ganoderma lucidum. It is said to be a kind of stuff between animals and plants. Invigorate the middle, benefit the essence, increase wisdom, cure knots in the chest, and take it for a long time to lighten the body and not grow old."It is said to be the top grade of all medicines, anyway, it is a good stuff~

Last Snake seen:

The second classic in "Shan Hai Jing" is Xianshan, Singing Snake: It looks like a snake with four wings, and its sound is like a chime.