Follow Taotie to eat meat [Traveling]

Xiao Yan slept very restlessly, rubbing the base of his tail from time to time, itching so much that he doubted his life.

Just when he was thinking in a daze, he was covered in hair now, and he was running on the mountain all day, so he might have grown fleas, and all of them were picked up on the base of his tail to make a nest, when the entrance of the cave, which had been silent for a while, suddenly appeared again. There was a loud flapping of wings.

"Duo er~" The restless big parrot made a fuss again and let out a sharp and piercing cry.The voice was high-pitched, but it seemed to be strangled by the neck halfway, and it stopped abruptly, and then flapped its wings desperately.

Black air rose from Xiao Yan's forehead, and he quietly opened his eyes: "Lu Mao, you don't want to see the sun tomorrow, do you?"

"Duo! Duo! Duo!" As soon as he opened his mouth, the parrot became very anxious, and uttered a single syllable again and again, this time in a very low voice, "Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Let me go!"

This terrified appearance did not seem to be fake, thinking of the abnormal forest in the afternoon, Xiao Yan shuddered and turned over.He rushed over without any nonsense, untied the straw rope, and reached up familiarly, and the parrot car was in place smoothly: "Let's go!"

At this time, don't ask why. In the film and television, one party is in a hurry and the other party insists on asking clearly, which leads to a delay in timing. Are there few situations where zombies, ghosts, aliens, boa constrictors, and insects all appear in the next second?Cherish life and never talk at critical moments!

The parrot obviously knew this too—or maybe it was just its survival instinct that kept sounding the alarm—in short, as soon as the rope was released, it immediately flapped its wings and began to fly, stumbling and collapsing in the hazy moonlight. Lower your voice: "Why do you insist on dragging me, let go, let go~"

Xiao Yan stubbornly grabbed the straw rope and did not let go.Just kidding, he has always been slow in this regard, and he has no idea which direction that powerful guy came from. If he wanted to release the parrot and run by himself, he might directly bump into the mouth of that unknown monster.

"Shut up, don't make any noise if you don't want to be swallowed together!" Xiao Yan pulled the rope.

"Duo!" The parrot yelled angrily, but this time he didn't dare to prolong the sound.

This nine-tailed fox is simply a rascal!

It didn't come and go at night at all, and the whole bird was a little confused at night, and now there was another Xiao Yan who would not let go of his claws, fluttering his wings up and down, and couldn't fly a little bit for a while.

Xiao Yan saw this cowardly bird flying and trembling with fright, his usual airs and emotions were all persimmons, and it was useless at critical moments, so he immediately made up his mind, stretched out his claws and pulled the grass rope vigorously.The green-haired parrot desperately wanted to fly upwards, but was still pulled down. It opened its beak frantically and dared not scream, tears streaming down its face.

"Evil-hearted fox, are you going to drag me to die with you!" The parrot turned around and pecked at Xiao Yan's head.

Just now he was in a hurry and didn't have time to pay attention, but now Xiao Yan found that he could see things very clearly again.This time the state was very stable, and the flexible movements of the green hair slowed down several times in his eyes.

Obviously he was flapping his wings in a frenzy and pecking his pointed beak thoughtlessly, but he easily dodged all the attacks.Lifting his upper body, one paw precisely patted the green-haired head when the other party swooped down, and the other paw pressed its beak: "Shut up! The stupid bird that is flying around, and the dumb bird that is quietly hiding Bird, which one do you find attractive?"

The parrot was very dissatisfied with the two adjectives stupid and stupid. It scratched its paw vigorously to express protest, but it quickly calmed down.

It also wakes up suddenly in sleep and has no idea. High-level monsters are omnipotent in the sky and the earth. It flaps its small wings and tries to escape. It is simply a mosquito comparing speed in front of the roc. The humble place is left to fate.

Well, when it catches insects to eat, it also likes to catch those crawling around that are particularly lively.

The green hair turned the corner, and instantly displayed its cleverness in drilling the grass in the afternoon, aiming at a group of dark and particularly lush bushes, then retracted its wings and squeezed in.

At this moment, even Xiao Yan could feel the strong pressure in the air, so he immediately held his breath and crawled to the parrot's side as quietly as possible.

The moonlight was dim. Although Xiao Yan could see things at night, it was not as bright as the daytime. He only felt that the trees all over the mountain were dense and dense, making people dare not take a breath.Similar to the coercion of encountering a powerful high-level monster that day, the sound of insects stopped at night, and an invisible string seemed to be stretched in the air, and the wind did not dare to blow this way.

The hair on Xiao Yan's body exploded uncontrollably, the base of his tail was itchy again, his limbs were a little weak, but the blood all over his body was faintly boiling.He quietly pressed his left paw against his right paw, instinct or something, what else, the puppy wants to provoke the big Tibetan mastiff, is this crazy?

The parrot buried its head under its wings again and shivered. It felt that the nine-tailed fox next to it was wagging its tail like a flea.

Ahhh, the nine-tailed fox is really going to kill it!Is it twisting and turning for fear that the creature won't notice?

The other party didn't just pass by this time, but ran towards this side with a clear goal.Xiao Yan's claws were all exposed, and something at the tail was pushing out desperately. He didn't have time to care about what it was, and stared at a certain direction in the darkness.

Did that thing want to drink water by the stream, or... came to find him?

He heard from Rupiyu that the higher the level of monsters, the more spiritual energy in their flesh. Although he is still young, he seems to be some kind of high-level monster, so he must have a good taste.If that guy really came here for him, even if he hit a stone with an egg, he would have to jump out and fight for it.

Fortunately, Rupiyu went to play in a pool far away, otherwise the little guy would have been scared to death.

Xiao Yan looked serious, trying his best to hold back his breath while getting ready to do it.Small winds gathered in the bushes and swirled quickly around him, but it didn't affect the parrot that was close at hand.The tail moved twice involuntarily, and a white point suddenly appeared at the base, and before Xiao Yan could react, it was drawn out quickly in the wind, and in an instant, it grew to an extent longer than the original tail.

Shocked by this unexpected situation, Xiao Yan's limbs went limp, all his strength was suddenly emptied, and he fell to the ground.

"……"what's the situation?

A newborn big tail shook happily behind him, Xiao Yan almost cried.Why do you always lose the chain at critical moments?The tail seemed to have drained all the energy in his body, and now he couldn't even stand up. When the high-level monsters came, he couldn't do it by jumping up and running twice, so he could only close his eyes and wait for death!

The ground beneath him trembled more and more, the green hair huddled beside him trembled even more, and Xiao Yan also began to tremble, letting others slaughter him or something, the waiting process was really tormented...

The air seemed to freeze, Xiao Yan wrinkled his foxy face, and breathed lightly, wishing he could hold it completely.He kept praying in his heart. Not long ago, he was in the woods outside the cave for a while, hoping that there would be a stronger aura of his own left there. The terrifying monster was misled by this, and wandered around the pile of poop. Don't look for it. Come here and don't look for it...

This time God seems to have heard his heart, and mercifully helped him realize it.The powerful coercion stayed near his cave for a moment, then suddenly disappeared.

Eh, it's...really useful?Xiao Yan couldn't believe his good luck. He laid down cautiously for a while, and found that the coercion was really gone. He couldn't help pushing the green hair next to him: "That guy...gone?"

"Duo! Hush—maybe it's just hidden?" The parrot said that he didn't understand the world of high-level monsters, and in a panic, he wanted to use his wings to block Xiao Yan's mouth.

Xiao Yan regained a little bit of strength, and just stood up half of his body, when he was hit hard by the parrot, his body softened, and he rolled out of the bushes with a crash.The parrot used too much force, and the bird's claws hooked on Xiao Yan's fox fur at some point, and rolled out together.

One fox and one bird jumped up in fright, and quickly lay down on the ground, not daring to move.Lu Mao tremblingly lowered his voice and said: "Okay, okay, it seems that something is coming, wow, I'm really going to die..."

Xiao Yan pressed its bird's beak. At this time, it should be as quiet as a chicken, do you understand!

The grass ahead began to rustle.Surprisingly, Xiao Yan didn't feel any serious threat, on the contrary, there was a faint sense of familiarity.The powerful coercion has not dissipated yet, but what is approaching now does not seem to be any terrible monster.

Taotie hadn't had fun for a long time, and didn't need wings. He hopped from the foot of the mountain on the other side with a bison in his mouth to the vicinity of the stupid fox's cave, and woke up countless sleeping animals.

Just as he was about to rush directly to the entrance of the cave to scare the stupid fox, King Beishan became more careful again.That fox only had one tail, if he didn't get scared, he would be so frightened that he would die like this. Wouldn't the roast beef he wanted to eat be ruined?

The round eyeballs rolled around, showing an expression similar to "Forget it, who is the coward of the fox? It's so troublesome." The giant beast threw the bison to the stream, moved in place, and turned half a circle , Instantly restored to the form of a cub.

This time, the little tiger cub held his head high and full of confidence, and ran back to the fox's den excitedly to find fault.This time, the fox could no longer deprive him of food. It wanted to tie the fox to the entrance of the cave and barbecue every day.

However, before reaching the entrance of the cave, the little tiger squinted his eyes and stopped.The fox is not there, there are other breaths in the cave.

I only left for half a day, and other creatures lived in the cave?

The little tiger bared its teeth ferociously, walked over with murderous steps, sniffed east and west at the entrance of the cave, and sneezed unhappily.Some kind of nasty bird!

It's not difficult to find a stupid fox, not to mention that the five senses of high-level monsters are far different from those of ordinary animals. When Xiao Yan ran away in a hurry, the few fox claws on the ground were still there, and there was no chance to deal with the aftermath.

Taotie pursed his lips, unhappily followed two very distinct auras to find them.Halfway through the walk, the round ears moved, hey, are the two animals fighting?Did I think wrong?

One bird and one fox stared wide-eyed, watching the grass parting from the two sides, and the uninvited guest showed his true colors.

"...!!" Xiao Yan raised both tails, let go of his beak, and ran over, "Huh, little tiger?"

This bright and unconcealed surprise attitude pleased Tao Tie very well, he puffed out his chest reservedly, and raised his chin proudly at the bewildered parrot: "Is it your prey that ran away? We went back and roasted it? "

This is the smell, I stayed in the fox's den!Although I didn't enter the cave, I still feel uncomfortable watching it.That colorful fur and bright red beak are simply too ugly.

The parrot rolled its eyes in fright.This, this, this strange cub is too scary, it can't fly even if it wants to.

Xiao Yan looked surprised: "...you can talk? You can talk!"

The author has something to say:

I’m going to get on the train today. Last night, I was talking with my mother and watching TV for a while. When I switched channels, I saw a special movie. In just half an hour, the hedgehog was dumbfounded and my heart was pounding. It's hard to calm down after a long time of thumping. I feel that the joy of being alone is not as good as the joy of the crowd. It is very necessary to share it with my friends...

Cough cough, let's give a high-energy warning, please detour if the thunder point is low, the hedgehog can't be held accountable if the thunder hits haha~

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When the channel was switched, the story had already started. At first glance, the style of painting was very normal. The background was in the late Qing Dynasty. A group of yellow hair came to make trouble. A Nanquan master joined them and provoked Chinese martial arts. The government invited the traitor's master to deal with him.

The BOSS level exists, there are always a few brushes, and they overthrow the masters and brothers one by one.So the master came on stage and beat him to the ground at first, but then the scum suddenly became more powerful and almost killed the master.In the end, the little junior brother jumped out, and he fought with Peng Bang Bang Bang, evenly matched, so he agreed to fight again at another day.

After the master went back, it was a worry, saying that the evil disciple (formerly the senior brother in the sect, hereinafter referred to as the senior brother) has mastered Western boxing techniques and is difficult to deal with.

At this time, the god-like plot came! ! ! !

The junior brother took off his clothes and said, Master, I am actually a robot.The skin and flesh cracked open, exposing various parts inside (meow meow?).

Master was of course dumbfounded.I just heard my little apprentice say that I actually came from 200 years later, when aliens attacked the earth, human beings were about to perish, and only Nanquan could save the world, so human beings sent me back to learn Nanquan (please imagine a bewildered cat) Forced hedgehog...).

After listening to the master, he immediately became awe-inspiring. Although I don't understand it well, I know it's very important, so you can learn it with peace of mind.

The robot also said, in fact, the current big brother is not a big brother, but an alien who traveled here, the purpose is to prevent me from taking away the chip of Nanquan boxing skills...

In the background of the painting style of the late Qing Dynasty, there are rumors everywhere in the school that the elder brother is an alien... The whole school accepts it well and believes it...

The dazed hedgehog felt a thunder rolling down, and his whole body was not well...

Then there are several shots of robots learning boxing, and suddenly, the plot changes again! ! !

The eldest brother came to attack the city with his yellow hair, holding two big knives, and the gods blocked and killed the gods and Buddhas, it was impossible to stop them.All the people from Shimen went to the battlefield, and were hacked to death by the senior brother one by one.The master and the younger junior sister also went up, and they couldn't stop it either.

Of course, the robot can't sit still, and it's about to go into battle. At this time, a woman who didn't know when she came appeared and said, don't forget your mission. As long as the robot kills people, it will be destroyed. The history here is a foregone conclusion. You What needs to change is the future.

The robot said, history has nothing to do with me, I can't watch my master and junior sister go to die, and then run off to the battlefield.After going to the battlefield, wow, the most powerful descendant of Nanquan was beaten to the ground after a few blows.

The robot lay helplessly on the ground, and the junior sister came out, took a gourd-shaped explosive package, and said solemnly: "Junior brother (the junior sister of the division, a little earlier than the introduction of robots), I actually love you, but I want to make a break with the big brother."

(There is an affectionate cry here) The junior sister has tears in her eyes: "Junior brother, you have to remember a little senior sister who loves to eat—" (well, it means "little senior sister who loves to eat"...)

(There is slow motion here) The little junior sister ran towards the senior brother, slowly, slowly, carrying a smoldering gourd.The elder brother stopped, stared at the younger junior sister who was flying towards him, threw the two knives away, and slowly, slowly, hugged her.

Then, he pierced her with one hand, and by the way, flung the explosive bag out of her hand, and threw it out to kill Master. (…)

The rest of the disciples shouted to the little junior sister and the master: "Xiao-hua-, master-father-" (Well, this girl is called Xiaohua... the girl in the village is called Xiaohua~)

Seeing the robot lying on the ground for a long time, its heart ached, it was filled with grief and indignation, and it rose up!Flying up, banging, banging, banging and fighting with the senior brother, the two of them flew over the eaves and walked across the wall, fighting sideways in the middle of the city wall.The woman who traveled over also suddenly appeared, and fought the aliens together with the robot.

However, there is no use for eggs. The aliens flash back and forth and can move instantly, which is not too cool!The woman was quickly knocked down, and the robot grabbed her, and the two stared at each other affectionately.The consequence of not pulling her up in time was that the robot's body was hollowed out by the aliens, and it fell to the ground, emitting black smoke.

The woman was thrown up at the last moment, and the alien picked them up and said grimly, "You don't even want to send Nanquan's chip back—"

The robot said with a painful face, the mystery of Nanquan, there are mountains and rivers in the fist, and the sun and the moon under the feet!

The alien was stunned: "Are you crazy?"

The robot rises again without any suspense!The mystery of the Southern Fist repaired the faulty parts in an instant, and he fought with the aliens, you pinched me and I pinched you into black corns.

Just when the hedgehog thought that the aliens were going to be killed like this, what happened next proved that the hedgehog was still too naive...

The woman who was thrown aside, ran to a cannon without saying a word, and with a bang, the robot and the aliens were blown away...boom...boom...

The woman who just blasted the two of them turned around reluctantly, and saw the robot falling down the city wall in tatters, showing a sweet smile, hurry up, take the Nanquan chip and go——

With tears in her eyes, the woman turned around and traveled back.Ah, with this precious chip, the earthlings finally succeeded in defeating the aliens.

The ending is a robot video: "The mystery of Nanquan, there are mountains and rivers in the fist, and the sun and the moon under the feet! I punch for those who are worth giving, even if I smash my body to pieces. I punched, and I have no regrets." (Well, he When Xiong rose, all the masters were dead...)

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This devilish film made the hedgehog so frightened that he laughed until he was paralyzed... Two days ago, I was busy at home, and it was late to start typing. Last night, I managed to have some free time. I was going to write after sitting down for a while. After finishing this, Jijiu was in a daze for a long time, and found that the well-conceived plot flew to the sky, and it took a few hours to pull it back... When I turned on the computer, I found that the entire style of writing had changed, and I needed to slow down hahahaha~

Well, in order to code smoothly, the hedgehog decided to touch the TV remote control less in the future...