Follow Taotie to eat meat [Traveling]
Chapter 128
Zhi Lao from the Immortal Kingdom is a happy little old man.
Although he was black, thin, and gray-haired, and his limbs looked like hemp poles, they looked like they would break if they were broken, but his legs, feet, and muscles were pretty good, and he carried a huge bag every day and jumped around without any pressure.His small eyes are always narrowed into a slit, as if they cannot be opened, but if something arouses his curiosity, you will find that his squinted eyes will instantly burst into a dazzling, incomparable beauty. blazing, burning... the light of gossip.
——The old man has no other hobbies, only gossip, which can be his lifelong goal.
Regarding this, Taotie, who was impressively listed at the top of his gossip list, said: "I regret it."
If he hadn't become curious when he was young, flew to the south, and landed in the Immortal Kingdom, then in the long years to come, he would have been a heartless little glutton, instead of Thinking of a group of grinning old men and old ladies, I shivered reflexively.Without that tragic experience, he might have been able to contact humans earlier, and then... eat countless delicious foods!
At this time, the overall situation in the west has been settled. The warriors of Wuxian Kingdom cut off their wrists and suffered heavy losses. Husband Kingdom was half flattened by the monsters recruited by Youji. Homes are being rebuilt.Xiao Yan and Taotie were completely idle, and they couldn't help, so they took some close monsters and wandered around the world.
Xiao Yan takes a group of bumpkins who have never seen the world to go shopping and eat every day. Now it is not like his world as a whole is homogenized. There are still great differences in customs and customs in different places. Xiao Yan has never seen it.With his precise vision of foodies, he picked out a lot of delicious snacks for the monsters. When he was interested, he bought rare ingredients and cooked them himself. flow all over the face.
——I feel more and more regretful about the years when I missed human food.
So, after promising the old man to observe him generously, after a long time, Tao Tie, who was not in harmony with Zhi Lao's anger, started blowing his beard and staring at him again.
There's no other way, Mr. Zhi's interest in him is really... a little too enthusiastic.He paid much attention to personal privacy, and since he agreed to Taotie, he completely gave up the little idea of "getting into his cave at night to observe his sleepy posture", and devoted himself to recording all the activities of Taotie during the day with a small bamboo board.
Taotie ran around, ate a meal, and had a good time, and felt a pair of green eyes sticking to his body, and goose bumps all over his body.Endured and endured, finally broke out: "How long are you going to follow me?"
The old man looked surprised: "Did I disturb you?"
He was even more nervous than Taotie: "Oh, I want the most authentic record. Don't be nervous. Once you get nervous, you won't feel like that. Just act like I'm not around you!"
"..." Taotie was extremely depressed.
In fact, if the old man had a stronger sense of presence, he might not have reacted so much, but the old man's breath is almost non-existent, and he can't tell when the cat is nearby. Sometimes he wants to pull his wife to kiss Dear, when you turn your head and see a pair of shining eyes, you are still conflicted between "I really want to see it" and "Oh, it's a pity that I can't watch it anymore", anyone will feel crazy, right?
Taotie slammed the door, turned around inside, turned around, wishing he could return to his original shape and dig the ground.
Xiao Yan saw that his little tiger was really bored, and it was a little funny: "Elder Zhi didn't do it on purpose, I think he has always wanted to restrain himself, but... Maybe it's because he has been thinking about it for too long, and he can't let it go for a while. It’s almost over, and it’ll be all right.”
Taotie shook his head: "You don't know their persistence...God, when will this be a problem!"
Xiao Yan felt that this was not the way to go. After thinking about it, he suggested: "He just wants to record everything you eat and play in detail, so you can give me the original form, cub form, and human form. He shows it on the side, is more detailed, answers every question, and goes back and forth, so he doesn't have so much curiosity."
Taotie really had no choice but to listen to his little fox.Xiao Yan has stayed in the human world for a long time, maybe he understands Chi's mentality better.
So the next day, the long-lost little tiger form, who had been despised by Taotie for being too weak, appeared on the stage.The old man finally waited for a ball of fluffy hair to roll out, and he almost cried with excitement.
In addition, Xiao Yan also turned into a cub of a nine-tailed fox, with a chubby white fluffy body, chubby calves, and nine dangling tails. It's not too cute to roll with the little tiger.The little tiger was obviously very interested in the moving tail, and its green eyeballs followed it around, and from time to time, it took a few claws to try to fish there.And when Xiao Yan couldn't grasp the balance and was on the verge of falling, he quickly caught him.
On this day, the old man watched the little tigers and foxes fight together, eat, clean their faces with their little paws, pounce on the grass, and even teamed up to catch a pheasant—of course, it was just for fun , In the process of throwing down the poor pheasant, no demon power was used.When the little tiger held the pheasant in its mouth, wagged its tail, and brought it to Xiao Yan's mouth affectionately, Zhi Lao silently covered his heart, feeling that he had been turned into a bud.
What a cute Taotie, there is nothing cuter than his cub form!
The old man excitedly drew a lot of pictures, marking every point of movement in detail.He felt that the opportunity must never come again, and it was really necessary to race against time, but he didn't know that on the second day, the third day, and the fourth day, Taotie looked like a little tiger, and when he walked past him, he squinted his eyes, suspiciously A smile appeared.
The old man was a little puzzled.
After being emptied of the blood tank countless times by being cute, one day, he suddenly realized: This... this, this, this... In fact, the habit of Taotie's cub form is not much different from that of a real tiger, right?Even... It's not too different from many animals that look like tigers...
A thunder rolled down, the old man was dumbfounded.
Taotie and Xiao Yan noticed his expression, looked at each other, and exchanged a tacit look.
The next day, Taotie changed into a human form.
After another period of time, Taotie changed to a prototype.
Because he is really dedicated to "showing himself", the old man observes and observes again, and finally discovers a painful fact: this guy has a bigger appetite, stronger strength, stronger demon power, and a little more irascibility. So... unique.
With a click, the old man heard the sound of heartbreak.
At dusk, Xiao Yan was surprised to find that the old man was packing his things silently: "Old man, what are you doing?"
"The old man spent too long with Taotie, and there are still so many great rivers and mountains that have not been realized. The old man quit!" Zhi Lao burst into tears, "I have to go!"
Xiao Yan was taken aback, but he didn't expect the old man's reaction to be so strong: "Uh, haven't we been walking around all the time? It's the same as going on the road together, right?"
Elder Zhi shook his head sadly: "You don't understand."
"...Distance produces beauty, I want to stay far away from Taotie." The old man was extremely frustrated, "I shouldn't have gone to Beishan, then I would never see the real Taotie!"
Xiao Yan frowned: "But...you met us in Zhongshan..."
"That's a roe owl, a roe owl, a roe owl, not a glutton!" The old man looked at Xiao Yan noblely and coldly, making him swallow the words he wanted to say next.
Just like when he appeared, the old man carried his bag, waved his hand, and started on the road smartly again.
He traveled to many places, helped many people, made many jokes, was considered a liar by many people, and was remembered by more people.One day, he went to a tribe, rescued their patriarch with herbs, and was warmly welcomed.
The children liked this knowledgeable grandpa, surrounded him, babbling and talking, and when they were curious about the big bag he had been carrying, a piece of bamboo fell off.
The old man picked it up with squinted eyes, looked at it, and met the curious eyes of the children: "Shall I tell you a story?"
"To—" a joyful voice.
"On the Gouwu Mountain in the north, there lived a monster named Roe Owl. Its body was like a sheep, its face was like a human's, its eyes were in the creaking hole, it had tiger's teeth, and its hands looked like human hands... Do you think Ah, with this strange appearance, he can't see the road clearly, bumps his head when he runs, thick calluses are worn on his hands, he can't catch prey, he can only eat grass with sharp tiger teeth... "
"Oh, how pitiful, such a weak monster, he must not find a wife!" A little boy was very sympathetic.
The old man smiled triumphantly: "No, no, no, there is a white fox with nine tails, who walks unsteadily, and has taken a fancy to him. The two are getting along together."
"Nine tails, walking unsteadily, and white...Ah, it must be very difficult for the fox to find food. They are going to starve together!" A little girl cried out sympathetically.
"Yes! But that fox...sometimes, it's quite cunning." The old man snorted twice angrily.
After walking for a long time, he also came back to understand why Taotie suddenly changed his secretive state and showed him every form openly.
Really, the current monsters don't understand the old man's fragile heart at all.Do bad things with good intentions!He is not happy at all!
The children raised their faces, thinking of the two poor monsters stumbling around in Beishan.
Xiao Yan and Taotie sneezed together.
Xiao Yan was worried: "It's cold, won't Mr. Zhi freeze?"
Taotie hummed dissatisfiedly: "Don't worry, even if we freeze, he won't freeze himself."
Although he was black, thin, and gray-haired, and his limbs looked like hemp poles, they looked like they would break if they were broken, but his legs, feet, and muscles were pretty good, and he carried a huge bag every day and jumped around without any pressure.His small eyes are always narrowed into a slit, as if they cannot be opened, but if something arouses his curiosity, you will find that his squinted eyes will instantly burst into a dazzling, incomparable beauty. blazing, burning... the light of gossip.
——The old man has no other hobbies, only gossip, which can be his lifelong goal.
Regarding this, Taotie, who was impressively listed at the top of his gossip list, said: "I regret it."
If he hadn't become curious when he was young, flew to the south, and landed in the Immortal Kingdom, then in the long years to come, he would have been a heartless little glutton, instead of Thinking of a group of grinning old men and old ladies, I shivered reflexively.Without that tragic experience, he might have been able to contact humans earlier, and then... eat countless delicious foods!
At this time, the overall situation in the west has been settled. The warriors of Wuxian Kingdom cut off their wrists and suffered heavy losses. Husband Kingdom was half flattened by the monsters recruited by Youji. Homes are being rebuilt.Xiao Yan and Taotie were completely idle, and they couldn't help, so they took some close monsters and wandered around the world.
Xiao Yan takes a group of bumpkins who have never seen the world to go shopping and eat every day. Now it is not like his world as a whole is homogenized. There are still great differences in customs and customs in different places. Xiao Yan has never seen it.With his precise vision of foodies, he picked out a lot of delicious snacks for the monsters. When he was interested, he bought rare ingredients and cooked them himself. flow all over the face.
——I feel more and more regretful about the years when I missed human food.
So, after promising the old man to observe him generously, after a long time, Tao Tie, who was not in harmony with Zhi Lao's anger, started blowing his beard and staring at him again.
There's no other way, Mr. Zhi's interest in him is really... a little too enthusiastic.He paid much attention to personal privacy, and since he agreed to Taotie, he completely gave up the little idea of "getting into his cave at night to observe his sleepy posture", and devoted himself to recording all the activities of Taotie during the day with a small bamboo board.
Taotie ran around, ate a meal, and had a good time, and felt a pair of green eyes sticking to his body, and goose bumps all over his body.Endured and endured, finally broke out: "How long are you going to follow me?"
The old man looked surprised: "Did I disturb you?"
He was even more nervous than Taotie: "Oh, I want the most authentic record. Don't be nervous. Once you get nervous, you won't feel like that. Just act like I'm not around you!"
"..." Taotie was extremely depressed.
In fact, if the old man had a stronger sense of presence, he might not have reacted so much, but the old man's breath is almost non-existent, and he can't tell when the cat is nearby. Sometimes he wants to pull his wife to kiss Dear, when you turn your head and see a pair of shining eyes, you are still conflicted between "I really want to see it" and "Oh, it's a pity that I can't watch it anymore", anyone will feel crazy, right?
Taotie slammed the door, turned around inside, turned around, wishing he could return to his original shape and dig the ground.
Xiao Yan saw that his little tiger was really bored, and it was a little funny: "Elder Zhi didn't do it on purpose, I think he has always wanted to restrain himself, but... Maybe it's because he has been thinking about it for too long, and he can't let it go for a while. It’s almost over, and it’ll be all right.”
Taotie shook his head: "You don't know their persistence...God, when will this be a problem!"
Xiao Yan felt that this was not the way to go. After thinking about it, he suggested: "He just wants to record everything you eat and play in detail, so you can give me the original form, cub form, and human form. He shows it on the side, is more detailed, answers every question, and goes back and forth, so he doesn't have so much curiosity."
Taotie really had no choice but to listen to his little fox.Xiao Yan has stayed in the human world for a long time, maybe he understands Chi's mentality better.
So the next day, the long-lost little tiger form, who had been despised by Taotie for being too weak, appeared on the stage.The old man finally waited for a ball of fluffy hair to roll out, and he almost cried with excitement.
In addition, Xiao Yan also turned into a cub of a nine-tailed fox, with a chubby white fluffy body, chubby calves, and nine dangling tails. It's not too cute to roll with the little tiger.The little tiger was obviously very interested in the moving tail, and its green eyeballs followed it around, and from time to time, it took a few claws to try to fish there.And when Xiao Yan couldn't grasp the balance and was on the verge of falling, he quickly caught him.
On this day, the old man watched the little tigers and foxes fight together, eat, clean their faces with their little paws, pounce on the grass, and even teamed up to catch a pheasant—of course, it was just for fun , In the process of throwing down the poor pheasant, no demon power was used.When the little tiger held the pheasant in its mouth, wagged its tail, and brought it to Xiao Yan's mouth affectionately, Zhi Lao silently covered his heart, feeling that he had been turned into a bud.
What a cute Taotie, there is nothing cuter than his cub form!
The old man excitedly drew a lot of pictures, marking every point of movement in detail.He felt that the opportunity must never come again, and it was really necessary to race against time, but he didn't know that on the second day, the third day, and the fourth day, Taotie looked like a little tiger, and when he walked past him, he squinted his eyes, suspiciously A smile appeared.
The old man was a little puzzled.
After being emptied of the blood tank countless times by being cute, one day, he suddenly realized: This... this, this, this... In fact, the habit of Taotie's cub form is not much different from that of a real tiger, right?Even... It's not too different from many animals that look like tigers...
A thunder rolled down, the old man was dumbfounded.
Taotie and Xiao Yan noticed his expression, looked at each other, and exchanged a tacit look.
The next day, Taotie changed into a human form.
After another period of time, Taotie changed to a prototype.
Because he is really dedicated to "showing himself", the old man observes and observes again, and finally discovers a painful fact: this guy has a bigger appetite, stronger strength, stronger demon power, and a little more irascibility. So... unique.
With a click, the old man heard the sound of heartbreak.
At dusk, Xiao Yan was surprised to find that the old man was packing his things silently: "Old man, what are you doing?"
"The old man spent too long with Taotie, and there are still so many great rivers and mountains that have not been realized. The old man quit!" Zhi Lao burst into tears, "I have to go!"
Xiao Yan was taken aback, but he didn't expect the old man's reaction to be so strong: "Uh, haven't we been walking around all the time? It's the same as going on the road together, right?"
Elder Zhi shook his head sadly: "You don't understand."
"...Distance produces beauty, I want to stay far away from Taotie." The old man was extremely frustrated, "I shouldn't have gone to Beishan, then I would never see the real Taotie!"
Xiao Yan frowned: "But...you met us in Zhongshan..."
"That's a roe owl, a roe owl, a roe owl, not a glutton!" The old man looked at Xiao Yan noblely and coldly, making him swallow the words he wanted to say next.
Just like when he appeared, the old man carried his bag, waved his hand, and started on the road smartly again.
He traveled to many places, helped many people, made many jokes, was considered a liar by many people, and was remembered by more people.One day, he went to a tribe, rescued their patriarch with herbs, and was warmly welcomed.
The children liked this knowledgeable grandpa, surrounded him, babbling and talking, and when they were curious about the big bag he had been carrying, a piece of bamboo fell off.
The old man picked it up with squinted eyes, looked at it, and met the curious eyes of the children: "Shall I tell you a story?"
"To—" a joyful voice.
"On the Gouwu Mountain in the north, there lived a monster named Roe Owl. Its body was like a sheep, its face was like a human's, its eyes were in the creaking hole, it had tiger's teeth, and its hands looked like human hands... Do you think Ah, with this strange appearance, he can't see the road clearly, bumps his head when he runs, thick calluses are worn on his hands, he can't catch prey, he can only eat grass with sharp tiger teeth... "
"Oh, how pitiful, such a weak monster, he must not find a wife!" A little boy was very sympathetic.
The old man smiled triumphantly: "No, no, no, there is a white fox with nine tails, who walks unsteadily, and has taken a fancy to him. The two are getting along together."
"Nine tails, walking unsteadily, and white...Ah, it must be very difficult for the fox to find food. They are going to starve together!" A little girl cried out sympathetically.
"Yes! But that fox...sometimes, it's quite cunning." The old man snorted twice angrily.
After walking for a long time, he also came back to understand why Taotie suddenly changed his secretive state and showed him every form openly.
Really, the current monsters don't understand the old man's fragile heart at all.Do bad things with good intentions!He is not happy at all!
The children raised their faces, thinking of the two poor monsters stumbling around in Beishan.
Xiao Yan and Taotie sneezed together.
Xiao Yan was worried: "It's cold, won't Mr. Zhi freeze?"
Taotie hummed dissatisfiedly: "Don't worry, even if we freeze, he won't freeze himself."
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