wolf or woe

Although "the most embarrassing game" sounds like a cheating game, Si Lang doesn't intend to find a strategy.After all, it is also a gimmick of the live broadcast to be more ridiculous, not to mention that he is originally a game anchor who is dubbed an "entertainment anchor".

"This little chrysanthemum isn't lubricating enough. Let's go around for a long time and come to see dad give you everything." The mouse clicked twice on the center of the chrysanthemum, and I don't know if the words played a role, the game loaded instantly.

[Erlang starts to flirt, even the chrysanthemums are afraid of hhh]

[I want to report what is going on every minute, is there anyone else in charge! 】

["Leave your wolf head" gave the anchor "Old Wolf" a cart of anthracite. 】

"Ah, someone tipped me before the game even started? Thank you, the coal boss, for giving you one, it's really a treat from my father!" Si Lang said without stopping, watching I checked the game introduction and found that there was no introduction, so I clicked to open the full screen.

"Okay, we can see that this game developer has no aesthetics at all. There is nothing to complain about on the start interface. Dad's precious saliva is not wasted on this kind of rubbish. Let's start directly." After a long time, I finally clicked "Start" in the middle of the top, "This button is very different from other coquettish sluts. I have some ideas for planning. I have time to ask Dad to talk to you about life."

[Talk about life ♂ life ♂]

[Report to the housekeeper that this landlord is going to make an ulterior PY transaction with someone else! 】

"Does this guest officer know how to be polite? You have to say hello to my father and me before ordering my housekeeper son." While teasing with the barrage, the content of the first level has already been displayed on the screen, which is similar to an Apple mobile phone. Slide to unlock, Si Lang said without much thought, "It's simple, everyone, usually this kind of cheating game will first put on a pure face and let you flirt with it, to give you a psychological buffer time, so We just need to drag it like this as usual... oops, oops, it was put together, slippery..."

[Slide to the left to unlock on the side of the slider, it's absolutely amazing hhh]

[Face-slapping anchor 2333333]

[I believe it, hand slip/manual smile]

"We saw that the slider is not 'right', but 'left', so I can only fool players with IQ like my son and you..." Si Lang laughed while talking, Click on the slider and drag it to the left, and the word "Pass" pops up on the screen.

The second level is very simple. Several numbers of different sizes are scattered on the screen, with one digit and three digits. "The second level requires us to find the largest number, let me see... 99, 7 , 18, 46... Yay, look what Dad found..." Si Lang happily found a very small "909" from the far edge of the interface, "Little cutie is hiding here, come here, Dad will teach you The truth of being a human being..."

【909 Little Cutie Teach Your Dad the Principles of Being a Man】

【Your son is your son / manual goodbye】

It's a pity that Si Lang didn't pay attention to the barrage. He had just selected "909" when he was prompted to fail the challenge. "No! That's impossible! When Dad discussed calculus with your Grandpa Newton, there was no such profession as a physical education teacher."

【Believe it or not, anyway, I do / smile】

[Mom, look at why there are cows flying in the sky! ! 】

[The anchor is stunted at first glance, have you ever thought about what is "big"? 】

"Huh?" Seeing this barrage, Si Lang cleared his mind, but he said unforgivingly: "Spoilers are spoilers, who allowed you to attack personally? The son of the house manager blocked him for me." It's closed." He started again, and clicked on the bright "18" that occupies the largest area.

After successfully entering the next level, Si Lang shook his head helplessly and smiled: "Fuck, what kind of retarded game is this?"

After going through all kinds of strangely-shaped checkpoints over and over again, Si Lang couldn't speak when he finally cleared the checkpoints.The water glass was already empty, and before the broadcast, Si Lang didn't forget to say a coquettish sentence:

"It's been two hours. I'm sorry, Dad is always so long. My sons have to work hard, Dad is waiting to hold his grandson."