wolf or woe

Sunday Tu Tu has a part-time job, which is to help correct English subtitles for an episode of anime.So he sat in front of the computer all day, and finally handed in the work before nine o'clock in the evening.

So when Lao Lang started broadcasting, he was surprised to see that the bullet screens were pitifully scarce.He didn't think about it, his mouth went first: "What's the matter, silly sons, don't you kneel down when you see your father?"

【Ugh……】

【Alas...】

[I don't know what to say, I can only alas...]

"What's so fat?" Si Lang asked a few more words persuasively, "Didn't I raise a bunch of mentally retarded sons?"

If Erlang is not stopped from being stupid, the road to immortality will become more and more devious.Finally someone who couldn't stand it stood up and spoke out, but he didn't dare to be too blunt. After all, when it went online today, the group leader of the "Zhuxian Planning Department" had warned everyone not to play off.Finally, a new announcement was made:

[Everyone be serious and don't hold Erlang back! ! !Fairy rounds are hot! ! ! 】

However, no one thought that the old wolf would be so slow and still blew his own black history.

The tone of the enthusiastic crowd is very helpless:

[Look at the auditorium, thank you! ! ! 】

Si Lang seemed to realize that things were a bit different from what he had imagined, but he didn't refute, and looked at the auditorium seriously.Everyone heard him suddenly say "Hey", and then added an inaudible "Fuck", and then hurriedly seemed to have knocked over something.

After everything returned to calm, the old wolf only said one sentence: "Everyone wait for me, I'll make a phone call."

[Phone escape has been obtained√]

[but laughing without speaking, heart ashes]

Of course Si Lang didn't call.He just washed his face quickly, brushed two handfuls of hair, changed into a clean shirt, and sat back in front of the computer.Then the next second, the camera was turned on.

He showed a precise and charming smile to the camera, and then said solemnly: "Good evening, audience. Welcome to 'Long Lang Catchy'. I am the anchor Lao Lang."

And the barrage has exploded.

【have!born!Of!Year! 】

[When you meet Erlang in the court, you will die in the evening! 】

And some things that can't be said in the barrage have been swiped in the group:

【Ahhhhhh Erlang is so handsome, I won't quit the group! ! ! 】

【For the sake of Fairy Erlang, I really worked hard, even my appearance began to betray / Watch quietly】

【We really are not biological.../sorrowful】

[Everyone, control yourself, don't talk indiscriminately in the live broadcast room]

[Now I seriously doubt how the serious Erlang will live broadcast.It’s not that I don’t trust him, it’s really…]

[I understand upstairs, it's hard to say]

[Erlang, who doesn't talk coquettishly, resigns/holds fists together]

Tu Tu actually heard Lao Lang's rambunctious words, but combined with his serious attitude during the last commentary, he thought it might be for the effect of the live broadcast.It really wasn't easy being an entertainment anchor, so Tu Tu resolutely started to collect gifts.

["Little Rabbit Obediently" gave the anchor "Old Wolf" a cart of anthracite. 】

["Little Rabbit Obediently" gave the anchor "Old Wolf" a cart of anthracite. 】

["Little Rabbit Obediently" gave the anchor "Old Wolf" a cart of anthracite. 】

Even after a dozen shots, the audience was stunned, and Si Lang was also blinded.

Probably because he was used to the sound broadcast, and forgot that his every move at the moment was under the public eye.The audience noticed that Si Lang's expression froze for a moment, and then he looked very hurt.He understood that what Tu Tu did was just a courtesy, and he didn't want to be favored for no reason.

He didn't thank him repeatedly like he was usually rewarded, but said in a daze: "Tu Tu, don't do this."

【To be honest, I feel sorry for Erlang】

【Upstairs, I also...】

【Wait, Erlang doesn't seem to be called Tutu】

[It's two tones not four, you heard it right]

Obviously not only a few viewers noticed this problem, Tu Tu himself heard it too.He quickly typed: "You know me?"

Due to the benefits set up in Si Lang's live broadcast room, the top three investors in the overall list are fixed housing management, and the top three viewers in the daily contribution list can get the right to housing management on that day.So Tu Tu's barrage was bolded and displayed in the middle, with the title of "Little Rabbit Be Good".

Si Lang didn't answer, he just felt uncomfortable.There were many words floating before his eyes, but he didn't read them in. He just repeated, "Don't give it back to me."

"Don't give it back to me." The voice became lower and lower, and then the screen went black, and he directly downloaded it.