Just after Wu Mi said that our company was established today, and the name is Wu Mi Exorcism Co., Ltd., the ghosts were all stunned.
All the ghosts looked at Wu Mi with bewildered faces. After their eyes flashed through confusion, doubt and confusion, they finally froze in daze and helplessness, "Master Wu Mi, if it is to exorcise ghosts, it is not to kill ghosts." Why? Why do you want to kill ghosts?"
Are you going to kill yourself?Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...
Wu Mi looked at these straw heads and felt that he should be more tolerant to them, so it was rare for him to explain his future money-making plan to them in a pleasing manner, "Simply put, it is to arrange for you to attack civilians, and then sell some similar products. Giving skin care products to those nobles can make you run away the moment you see these things, and as long as the sales increase, you can make money!" Thinking about it carefully, there is a steady stream of ghosts, and making money from yourself is worthy of me. , a genius across the ages.
It's rare that Boss Dog is in a good mood and doesn't tear up his subordinates who ask questions.
The ghosts panicked, and asked cautiously, "Master Wu Mi, is there such a scary thing?" Is something that exorcises ghosts about to appear?Is it that scary?
"Of course not!" Wu Mi replied decisively, despising these ghosts too much, "Who will make something that can really drive away ghosts!"
Stupid?Are you going to fuck yourself?
"Master Wu Mi, aren't you lying?" The ghosts were all heartbroken.
"What is deception!? Don't you guys run away when you see the amulet? As long as it has such an effect, how can it be called deception?" It is a product of conscience, and it is simply a life-saving artifact.
Even if the Ghost Slayer Squad returns, it won't have such an effect, okay? ?
Whoever asked that sentence just now, this stupid ghost will be caught by a shark immediately.
The ghosts felt even more broken, and they couldn't help shouting in their hearts why they did this, my lord!This method of making money is simply unheard of and unseen!
But no one dared to ask the boss, do you want to die?
When the boss thinks it is, of course it has to be.
Wu Mi stopped at the last hypocritical democracy, "Is there anything else you want to say?"
Seeing the ghosts' dull and lifeless eyes, Wu Mi suddenly felt more pressure. The group of idiots couldn't understand after seeing it.
next day
Jinuizawa was on the way back after the night party. Sitting in the bullock cart, Jinuizawa was holding a folding fan, looking at the fan which opened and closed at his fingertips, thinking about the man just mentioned by the crowd, the yin and yang named Asang Yewang division.
Who is it?Which force does it belong to?
Although there are so many demons and goblins today, onmyojis are especially relied on, but even some onmyojis are just liars for fame and reputation, and those guys are just tools for the nobles to fight.
But this Ma Cang Ye Wang seems to be different. Compared with ordinary onmyojis, this guy is from a famous Ma Cang family, and he does seem to have very strong power.
Does this guy have any purpose in joining this chaotic situation?
Just when he was deep in thought, he suddenly noticed that the ox cart stopped abruptly. Kanaizawa felt particularly annoyed at the servant who stopped the cart suddenly.
He lowered his voice and asked, "What's the matter?
"No, my lord." The servant said softly, "Someone stopped us on the road."
Is there something wrong with someone blocking the road during the night of the civilian curfew?Thinking like this, Kanaizawa raised the bamboo curtain of the bullock cart, looked at the person in the distance, and was almost speechless after just one glance.
It was an extremely handsome man, with jet-black hair hanging down, and only a navy blue headband was tied at the end of the hair.The slightly curly black long hair makes the man look lazy, the bright red eyes have the luster of gemstones, and the extremely handsome man seems to reflect the beauty of Heian Kyoto at night, and the wind in the night sky seems to be dyed by this man. Slightly drunk.
His facial features are like the strongest wine, with a touch of extravagance in the gorgeousness, so exquisite that it takes one's breath away.
This unspeakably handsome young man in white clothes stopped their ox cart just like that.
"Good night, my noble lord." The young man smiled, "I take the liberty to disturb you."
Even though he was speaking self-effacing words, the young man's aristocratic aura had a sense of nobility, as if only the most well-established family could raise such a hero.
Bewildered by the other party's gorgeous and compelling facial features, Kanaizawa couldn't help but curl up when he touched the bamboo curtain, Kanaizawa lowered his voice, "Hello, I don't know if your majesty stopped my bullock cart What is there to do?"
"I'm just an ordinary businessman. Because I admire your demeanor, I specially hope to give you a gift."
It's hard not to be proud of being looked at by such a man with admiration, especially when the other person's face is extraordinarily handsome, even if he knows that the other person is just a lowly businessman, there is no way to get angry at him.
Kanaizawa lowered his voice, "Oh, what kind of thing is it?"
"Amulet." The young man replied gently, "It is an amulet given by my friend. There are only a hundred amulets in the entire Heian capital."
His voice was exceptionally clear in the quiet night, "I believe my lord knows that the capital has not been peaceful recently, and there are many ghosts haunting here now."
"This amulet can protect adults from these ugly existences."
Looking at the amulet handed in front of him, looking at the thing handed in front of him, Kanaizawa hesitated for a while before taking it. The other party said it was an amulet but actually expressed the meaning that it was an exorcism talisman. The talisman presented by the nobleman was different. This talisman looked like an ordinary lucky bag, except that it had turned dark purple, and there was only a small corner on the top with the words "Wu Mi Exorcist Co., Ltd.".
What is this?
Kanaizawa looked at the other party suspiciously, and had no intention of taking it.
"This one……"
"It's a gift." The young man said politely, "It's a gift for adults."
"Thank you, but this..." Kanaizawa still had some dislike for this thing, if it wasn't for the fact that the young man was so handsome standing in front of him, otherwise he would have been kicked out a long time ago.
"It's okay." The young man smiled slightly, "As for the gift, it's okay to just accept it."
ghost?
Thinking of his former friend Fujiwara Tadashi who also mentioned his experience of being kidnapped by a ghost, although he didn't know why, Kanaizawa still accepted the gift from the other party.
The nobleman nodded reservedly, "In that case, thank you."
"You're welcome."
The young man smiled and watched him leave.
three days later
Kanaizawa, who had already forgotten the ghostly handsome man in the night, took the same road to return home in an ox cart after a drunken party. The quiet road was accompanied by the rickety ox cart, which made people drowsy.
Suddenly, the car swayed and braked violently, almost causing Kanaizawa to rush out of the bullock cart.
"what happened!?"
Kanaizawa questioned angrily, but after a brief silence, he only heard the trembling voice of his servant, "My lord, there is a ghost..."
His voice gradually approached collapse, and he cried tremblingly, "There is a ghost!"
what! ?
Kanaizawa leaned out nervously, only to see two vague figures standing under the moon not far away, ghosts in tattered clothes, of course ghosts, normal people can't have four eyes.
This monster-like ghost drooled at him like this, with greed written in its scarlet eyes.
"Ah, human flesh, it's the meat of a nobleman, it must be delicious!"
After he finished speaking, he slowly approached Jinuizawa, and the ghost who was going away with his body at a [-]-degree angle said excitedly and expectantly, "Ah, come quickly, let me eat you!"
Kanaizawa instinctively grabbed the samurai sword beside him, and before he had time to react, the ghost suddenly pounced on him, pinching his lower body, and the stench fell on his face like this.
Half of his body was suppressed by the ghost, and Kanaizawa, whose saliva was still dripping on his face, almost collapsed.
The opponent's serrated teeth made one's scalp tingle, and the blood-stained ghost came to his face and licked his cheek.
"Ah... the smell of human flesh."
The unspeakable horror made him collapse.
Sweat dripped from his forehead, Kanaizawa's back began to tremble, and the noble with weak hands and feet felt a little dizzy. Are you going to die?
Do you want to die in such a place?
……
Just when he felt that pain was about to come, he suddenly heard the ghost scream, "What is this!?"
Kanaizawa opened his eyes and raised his head, only to see the ghost stepping back a few steps in horror, "Ah, what is this! It's an amulet!"
Huh?
He raised his head with some doubts, only to see the purple ghost-exorcism talisman in the corner, who did not know when it came to him in such a majestic way. This was a congratulatory gift from the businessman of Yan Zheng a few days ago.
The ghost continued to scream in pain, "Ah, it's an exorcism charm! It's so scary!"
"It's such a terrible exorcist, I can't breathe! Ah, it hurts." After the ghost finished speaking, he even rolled in his small ox cart, scaring him and hiding him in a corner.
"Ah! So painful!!! Painful! This feeling is like being burned!"
The ghost screamed fiercely, and seemed to have paused while screaming, then looked at the talisman specifically, struggled and continued to shout, "Ah, it's the ghost exorcising talisman of Wumi Exorcist Co., Ltd."
"It's scary! I'm so scared!"
Talking and talking, the ghost came rolling and crawling, yelling rhythmically while running, "It's an exorcism charm! Wumi's exorcism charm! Ah!"
"It's scary!!!" He shook his head and ran out, and continued to shout excitedly while running, "Help! I killed a ghost!"
Kanaizawa was stunned.
After a long time, he woke up like a dream, and then he grabbed the ghost exorcism talisman and held him tightly in his hand.
"Did I... survive?"
----------------
The aristocratic young man who was watching the whole process not far away had no miserable face with question marks all the way:
What kind of exaggerated acting skills is this idiot! ?
The author has something to say: Boss: The acting is too exaggerated, so angry.
All the ghosts looked at Wu Mi with bewildered faces. After their eyes flashed through confusion, doubt and confusion, they finally froze in daze and helplessness, "Master Wu Mi, if it is to exorcise ghosts, it is not to kill ghosts." Why? Why do you want to kill ghosts?"
Are you going to kill yourself?Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...
Wu Mi looked at these straw heads and felt that he should be more tolerant to them, so it was rare for him to explain his future money-making plan to them in a pleasing manner, "Simply put, it is to arrange for you to attack civilians, and then sell some similar products. Giving skin care products to those nobles can make you run away the moment you see these things, and as long as the sales increase, you can make money!" Thinking about it carefully, there is a steady stream of ghosts, and making money from yourself is worthy of me. , a genius across the ages.
It's rare that Boss Dog is in a good mood and doesn't tear up his subordinates who ask questions.
The ghosts panicked, and asked cautiously, "Master Wu Mi, is there such a scary thing?" Is something that exorcises ghosts about to appear?Is it that scary?
"Of course not!" Wu Mi replied decisively, despising these ghosts too much, "Who will make something that can really drive away ghosts!"
Stupid?Are you going to fuck yourself?
"Master Wu Mi, aren't you lying?" The ghosts were all heartbroken.
"What is deception!? Don't you guys run away when you see the amulet? As long as it has such an effect, how can it be called deception?" It is a product of conscience, and it is simply a life-saving artifact.
Even if the Ghost Slayer Squad returns, it won't have such an effect, okay? ?
Whoever asked that sentence just now, this stupid ghost will be caught by a shark immediately.
The ghosts felt even more broken, and they couldn't help shouting in their hearts why they did this, my lord!This method of making money is simply unheard of and unseen!
But no one dared to ask the boss, do you want to die?
When the boss thinks it is, of course it has to be.
Wu Mi stopped at the last hypocritical democracy, "Is there anything else you want to say?"
Seeing the ghosts' dull and lifeless eyes, Wu Mi suddenly felt more pressure. The group of idiots couldn't understand after seeing it.
next day
Jinuizawa was on the way back after the night party. Sitting in the bullock cart, Jinuizawa was holding a folding fan, looking at the fan which opened and closed at his fingertips, thinking about the man just mentioned by the crowd, the yin and yang named Asang Yewang division.
Who is it?Which force does it belong to?
Although there are so many demons and goblins today, onmyojis are especially relied on, but even some onmyojis are just liars for fame and reputation, and those guys are just tools for the nobles to fight.
But this Ma Cang Ye Wang seems to be different. Compared with ordinary onmyojis, this guy is from a famous Ma Cang family, and he does seem to have very strong power.
Does this guy have any purpose in joining this chaotic situation?
Just when he was deep in thought, he suddenly noticed that the ox cart stopped abruptly. Kanaizawa felt particularly annoyed at the servant who stopped the cart suddenly.
He lowered his voice and asked, "What's the matter?
"No, my lord." The servant said softly, "Someone stopped us on the road."
Is there something wrong with someone blocking the road during the night of the civilian curfew?Thinking like this, Kanaizawa raised the bamboo curtain of the bullock cart, looked at the person in the distance, and was almost speechless after just one glance.
It was an extremely handsome man, with jet-black hair hanging down, and only a navy blue headband was tied at the end of the hair.The slightly curly black long hair makes the man look lazy, the bright red eyes have the luster of gemstones, and the extremely handsome man seems to reflect the beauty of Heian Kyoto at night, and the wind in the night sky seems to be dyed by this man. Slightly drunk.
His facial features are like the strongest wine, with a touch of extravagance in the gorgeousness, so exquisite that it takes one's breath away.
This unspeakably handsome young man in white clothes stopped their ox cart just like that.
"Good night, my noble lord." The young man smiled, "I take the liberty to disturb you."
Even though he was speaking self-effacing words, the young man's aristocratic aura had a sense of nobility, as if only the most well-established family could raise such a hero.
Bewildered by the other party's gorgeous and compelling facial features, Kanaizawa couldn't help but curl up when he touched the bamboo curtain, Kanaizawa lowered his voice, "Hello, I don't know if your majesty stopped my bullock cart What is there to do?"
"I'm just an ordinary businessman. Because I admire your demeanor, I specially hope to give you a gift."
It's hard not to be proud of being looked at by such a man with admiration, especially when the other person's face is extraordinarily handsome, even if he knows that the other person is just a lowly businessman, there is no way to get angry at him.
Kanaizawa lowered his voice, "Oh, what kind of thing is it?"
"Amulet." The young man replied gently, "It is an amulet given by my friend. There are only a hundred amulets in the entire Heian capital."
His voice was exceptionally clear in the quiet night, "I believe my lord knows that the capital has not been peaceful recently, and there are many ghosts haunting here now."
"This amulet can protect adults from these ugly existences."
Looking at the amulet handed in front of him, looking at the thing handed in front of him, Kanaizawa hesitated for a while before taking it. The other party said it was an amulet but actually expressed the meaning that it was an exorcism talisman. The talisman presented by the nobleman was different. This talisman looked like an ordinary lucky bag, except that it had turned dark purple, and there was only a small corner on the top with the words "Wu Mi Exorcist Co., Ltd.".
What is this?
Kanaizawa looked at the other party suspiciously, and had no intention of taking it.
"This one……"
"It's a gift." The young man said politely, "It's a gift for adults."
"Thank you, but this..." Kanaizawa still had some dislike for this thing, if it wasn't for the fact that the young man was so handsome standing in front of him, otherwise he would have been kicked out a long time ago.
"It's okay." The young man smiled slightly, "As for the gift, it's okay to just accept it."
ghost?
Thinking of his former friend Fujiwara Tadashi who also mentioned his experience of being kidnapped by a ghost, although he didn't know why, Kanaizawa still accepted the gift from the other party.
The nobleman nodded reservedly, "In that case, thank you."
"You're welcome."
The young man smiled and watched him leave.
three days later
Kanaizawa, who had already forgotten the ghostly handsome man in the night, took the same road to return home in an ox cart after a drunken party. The quiet road was accompanied by the rickety ox cart, which made people drowsy.
Suddenly, the car swayed and braked violently, almost causing Kanaizawa to rush out of the bullock cart.
"what happened!?"
Kanaizawa questioned angrily, but after a brief silence, he only heard the trembling voice of his servant, "My lord, there is a ghost..."
His voice gradually approached collapse, and he cried tremblingly, "There is a ghost!"
what! ?
Kanaizawa leaned out nervously, only to see two vague figures standing under the moon not far away, ghosts in tattered clothes, of course ghosts, normal people can't have four eyes.
This monster-like ghost drooled at him like this, with greed written in its scarlet eyes.
"Ah, human flesh, it's the meat of a nobleman, it must be delicious!"
After he finished speaking, he slowly approached Jinuizawa, and the ghost who was going away with his body at a [-]-degree angle said excitedly and expectantly, "Ah, come quickly, let me eat you!"
Kanaizawa instinctively grabbed the samurai sword beside him, and before he had time to react, the ghost suddenly pounced on him, pinching his lower body, and the stench fell on his face like this.
Half of his body was suppressed by the ghost, and Kanaizawa, whose saliva was still dripping on his face, almost collapsed.
The opponent's serrated teeth made one's scalp tingle, and the blood-stained ghost came to his face and licked his cheek.
"Ah... the smell of human flesh."
The unspeakable horror made him collapse.
Sweat dripped from his forehead, Kanaizawa's back began to tremble, and the noble with weak hands and feet felt a little dizzy. Are you going to die?
Do you want to die in such a place?
……
Just when he felt that pain was about to come, he suddenly heard the ghost scream, "What is this!?"
Kanaizawa opened his eyes and raised his head, only to see the ghost stepping back a few steps in horror, "Ah, what is this! It's an amulet!"
Huh?
He raised his head with some doubts, only to see the purple ghost-exorcism talisman in the corner, who did not know when it came to him in such a majestic way. This was a congratulatory gift from the businessman of Yan Zheng a few days ago.
The ghost continued to scream in pain, "Ah, it's an exorcism charm! It's so scary!"
"It's such a terrible exorcist, I can't breathe! Ah, it hurts." After the ghost finished speaking, he even rolled in his small ox cart, scaring him and hiding him in a corner.
"Ah! So painful!!! Painful! This feeling is like being burned!"
The ghost screamed fiercely, and seemed to have paused while screaming, then looked at the talisman specifically, struggled and continued to shout, "Ah, it's the ghost exorcising talisman of Wumi Exorcist Co., Ltd."
"It's scary! I'm so scared!"
Talking and talking, the ghost came rolling and crawling, yelling rhythmically while running, "It's an exorcism charm! Wumi's exorcism charm! Ah!"
"It's scary!!!" He shook his head and ran out, and continued to shout excitedly while running, "Help! I killed a ghost!"
Kanaizawa was stunned.
After a long time, he woke up like a dream, and then he grabbed the ghost exorcism talisman and held him tightly in his hand.
"Did I... survive?"
----------------
The aristocratic young man who was watching the whole process not far away had no miserable face with question marks all the way:
What kind of exaggerated acting skills is this idiot! ?
The author has something to say: Boss: The acting is too exaggerated, so angry.
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