Shocked, you don't sleep late at night, and a woman in white asks you how to get there.

Wu Cang stared at the woman in front of him speechlessly. She was a stunning beauty in a white coat. She had picturesque eyebrows and a delicate expression. A pair of beautiful jet-black pupils were like pitch-black obsidian. Her lips were red and her teeth were white. It was full of beautiful women in white clothes, and they came to Ma Cang Ye Wang and Wu Mi in such a grandiose way.

She secretly looked at them with those charming eyes, and said softly, "I just moved into Beijing today, and I really don't know how to get to the new address."

After he finished speaking, he sighed softly, any man with a conscience would not accept such a pitiful appearance of a woman.

The problem is, the two men in front of her have no conscience...

Ma Cang Ye Wang is a mind-reading school. Although he is not a straight man of steel, he has no good face towards monsters; Wu Mi is even more so. In his previous life, Wu Mi was a woman anyway. The first reaction when seeing this woman was, Is she sick at night?There is no string of pity and pity in my mind.

Ibaraki Doji, who turned into a stunning beauty, spoke again, "My lords, I am really scared. I wonder if the two lords can tell me how to go home?"

Wu Cang glanced at the mysterious and stunning beauty in front of him, and replied very straightly, "You don't even know where your home is, so how do I know?"

Ibaraki Doji almost choked to death. When he was a donkey Minamoto Raimitsu, Minamoto Raimitsu was a gentleman after all, and he wanted to send her home...

Fang Wuyan here turned out to be a rhetorical question, and he almost vomited blood in anger.

Hearing his heartfelt voice next to him, King Asakura Ye almost laughed out loud. He originally wanted to make a direct move, but he almost choked Ibaraki Doji to death with a single word from Wu Mi, so he immediately planned to watch from the side.

"The two of you have a meeting today, are you planning to go home?" The meeting is to hurry up and let Lao Tzu walk alone, and send Lao Tzu home alone.

Ibaraki Doji is so anxious, he really wants to separate these two people quickly so that he can attack them separately.

These two damn guys disappeared because of Shuten-douji-sama, and they still dared to send a letter asking them to redeem Shuten-douji-sama.

Wu Mi was very speechless, he felt that the woman in front of him seemed to be a little crazy, wandering on the road at night, and was not afraid to rush up when meeting two men, what kind of spirit was this.

[She doesn't want to catch a lot of money, does she? 】

[Damn, where does this girl get her confidence? 】

King Ma Cang Ye couldn't hold back his laughter, he only heard the straight man next to Wu Mi continue to ask, "Otherwise, are we going out to see the scenery at night?"

Ibaraki Doji was about to go crazy, he felt that the other party didn't play cards according to common sense at all, normally speaking, it should be gentle and soft-spoken caress to send him home, just like Minamoto Raimitsu.

It's fine if you don't send it home, why don't you even talk softly, is this the attitude you see when you see a stunning beauty?

Such a comparison makes Minamoto Larimitsu, a samurai with a knife and machete, very conscientious...

This product is not as good as Minamoto Larimitsu, he is very angry, but the angry Ibaraki Doji still has to divide the two people, so he lowered his voice and said, "Hey, I was impressed by the demeanor of the two adults at first glance. overwhelmed."

"So I took the liberty to come forward and ask..." Ibaraki put on a pitiful look, raised his head and looked at Wu Mi in front of him, "Please forgive me, my lord."

Wu Mi asked Xia Ma Cang Ye Wang with his eyes, is this a ghost?

King Ma Cang Ye shook his head, then thought about it for a while, and thought it would be fine if it wasn't a ghost, she was probably a bit careless woman, although he really didn't understand the logic of not staying at home and wandering around in the middle of the night, So he nodded, "Oh."

Oh what do you mean?

Ibaraki Doji is very confused, oh means you know?

He doesn't need this guy to know, he needs this guy to be alone so that he can catch him to ask Shuten Doji-sama for information, so Ibaraki kept trying to cover his face, as if crying silently, "I'm so scared, I'm really looking for I don't know if the two lords can show me a clear path until I get home."

Wu Mi felt that this woman really had some brain problems, don't be a psychopath, don't think about taking revenge on the society if she doesn't sleep at night.

Although he doesn't think he can't beat the opponent, he still thinks it's better to be cautious.

"This place is so dark right now, how can there be any clear way..." Wu Mi pointed to the not far away, he felt very innocent, "I just came to Ping'an capital not long ago, and I'm not familiar with it, you go down Where are people? Are there no servants?"

To be honest, after all, he really came to Ping An Jing and just passed the winter.

Ibaraki: ...

Ma Cang Ye Wang almost burst out laughing, Ibaraki Doji gritted his teeth, "My servants and I were separated, they were attacked by Oeyama monsters, and they just disappeared, so I have an unfeeling request Please, my lords, can I ask my lords to send my concubine home?"

Wu Mi was shocked at the time, this little girl really said, she actually wanted to take her home by herself, how could she have such a big face.

She is not as good-looking as she is, so why should she yell at herself? Besides, it's strange that you can't find your way out at night. Did you rely on sleepwalking when you go out in the middle of the night?

Oh, this is possible, so Wu Mi found out with a rare conscience and asked him, "Sister, are you sleepwalking?"

Ibaraki Doji was almost pissed off, who should I call her big sister?The stunning beauty he transformed into is called eldest sister when you come up. Although he doesn't understand the meaning of sleepwalking, it doesn't prevent him from denying it.

"No."

Oh... that's idle, nodded without misery, and couldn't help educating the other party, "Look at the big night, you will definitely not find your way if you go out blindly, you can't do this in the future , so much trouble for others."

Ibaraki Doji is so humiliating. He has never felt such humiliation when he was dressed as a stunning beauty before. Is the other party a man?How could he treat him like this! ?

"My lord taught me that, but my concubine's husband encountered a monster from Dajiangshan, I didn't expect..." He lowered his head to hide his hideous expression, "Just like that, I got separated from my servant, and now I'm lost in Beijing again..."

"That's still quite miserable." After hearing this, Wu Mi felt that this life experience was quite pitiful, so he asked, "Who did it?"

"It's a monster under Shutendouji..."

Wu Mi insulted him very friendly, "It's the defeated little trash."

Ibaraki Doji: ...

Who are you scolding?

He almost couldn't hold it back and almost wanted to scratch Wu Mi to death with his claws, but the two people in front of him could defeat the mighty Shuten-douji, and they could definitely defeat him as well.Ibaraki Doji, who endured the humiliation, continued to cover his face, and said sadly, "My lord, I really have nowhere to go."

"So you just moved to the capital and planned to move in, but your husband was killed by the ghost king of Dajiang Mountain, and then you got separated from the servant?" Wu Mi summed up the other party's painful experience, and then said a little embarrassedly, "You let If we send you off, we don’t have to help you clean up your house, that’s not okay.”

Ibaraki Doji: ...

Asang Leaf King: ...

Why, I didn't expect to go here soon, just when Ibaraki Doji was thinking about how to get there, I only heard Wu Mi said to him very sincerely, "Actually, it's not impossible, how much do you plan to pay? "

Wu Mi felt that there were still many ghosts anyway, and escorting this woman back just happened to be that she was going to clean up the house, and the ghosts could get a moving fee, as long as the money was in place, these were not a problem.

Under Wu Mi's gaze, Ibaraki Doji smiled a little stiffly, "Does this still cost money?"

Again!Minamoto Raimitsu is such a good man, he actually planned to send himself home without any money, although he cut himself in the end, but compared to this guy, Minamoto Raimitsu is really an excellent samurai.

Seeing the subtle expression on the woman's face, Wu Mi immediately got the point, and scolded from the bottom of her heart.

This woman is not going to give money, who gave her the courage to plan to let me do nothing! ?

By face?This bitch doesn't look as good as me?

Wu Mi's women's clothing can hang her more than ten blocks, why should she call me a white job, Wu Mi immediately feels uncomfortable thinking about it like this, he thinks this woman is trying to prostitute him for nothing.

Wu Mi was very dissatisfied, "Aren't you going to give money?"

Ibaraki Doji was dumbfounded, he didn't expect the other party to be so straightforward, he coughed, "Yes, my lord, my concubine's husband's family is very rich." The whole country belongs to us.

"Then how much do you plan to give?" If you don't have less, you can't do it.

Ibaraki Doji: ...

King Ma Cang Ye couldn't bear it any longer. When he was standing beside him, he watched the ghost clan attacking the monster alive, and the monster was almost stunned.

Ibaraki Doji panicked for a moment, but calmed down quickly. He suddenly thought of a very good plan, "My lord, my husband was killed by the monster of Dajiang Mountain. If the lord can help my concubine and save my husband, everything will be fine." All property can be dedicated to adults.”

Wu Mi regained his energy all of a sudden, and he asked politely, "Did your husband be kidnapped by a monster from Dajiangshan?"

"Not bad." Ibaraki sneered in his heart, so hurry up and go to Dajiangshan with me, you damn guy.

"How many days has it been?"

"It's been three days. It's been three days since my concubine escaped all the way from Dajiangshan." He emphasized his pity.

Wu Mi thought for a while and said to her very sincerely, "Oh, it's been three days, so I definitely don't have to think about dying."

Ibaraki Doji was going crazy, he couldn't take it anymore, "Even if there is my husband's bones..."

"Farewell, it's been three days and I think it's all eaten up, hey..." This business can't be done.

"What a bunch of cruel monsters." Wu Mi kindly helped the woman in front of him insult the monsters in Dajiangshan, "What a bunch of cheap monsters."

Everyone eats people, he doesn't let his ghosts eat people, they still eat people, rubbish!

Ibaraki Doji: ...

Ibaraki Doji, who was insulted one after another, was so angry that he was going to explode. The labor and management wanted to blow the head of the man in front of him right now. He took a deep breath and smiled at Wu Can, "My lord, I'm just a weak woman." Can you please help me, sir, to avenge me, now that I think of this matter, I wish I could avenge my husband with my own hands."

"That won't work." Wu Mi looked the opponent up and down, and replied more straight, "You can't beat them."

Ibaraki Doji: ...

Compared to the speechless Ibaraki Doji, Wu Mi also feels quite speechless. At night, he met a woman wandering around the door. The woman begged him for help and didn't plan to pay at the beginning. Who gave her the confidence to let her this way?

She doesn't really want to seduce me, does she?Are you kidding me, I am so much prettier than her!

The dog boss, who was not moved by women, protested, "Why?"

"A concubine can give you a lot of money."

"Forget it, you are already like this, you should keep the flowers for yourself." He is not in the mood to earn the little widow's money, hey, he is really kind.

Ibaraki Doji is about to explode, what is going on with this guy, he is not moved by women and money, he is really not a man!

"Hey, be a good person." Wu miserable looked at the woman in front of him and confidently instructed Ma Cangye Wang beside him, "Don't you have a shikigami in your hand?"

"Send her back later!"

Ibaraki Doji was dumbfounded at the time, oh, he forgot about this!

Be stupid, no way, if Shikigami sends him back later, why would he be doing women's clothing when he has nothing to do! ?

Abandoning the self-esteem of being a man and standing here, being bullied for such a long time in exchange for a reluctant shikigami to send home, I don't like your mother?I grass your mother, can you hear me?

Ma Cang Ye Wang: ... I can hear it.

"My lord, what is a shikigami?" Ibaraki-douji covered his face to hide his hideous expression, "I'm so scared, can I ask you to send me home?"

Wu Mi refused her straightforwardly and straightly, "No, it's not suitable for lonely men and widows."

He didn't understand, question marks were all over his head, he was surprised, he didn't look like a fool, how could this woman have the confidence to send her home by himself.

"I don't care about being a concubine, and the husband who wants to be a concubine won't care either." Yes, Shuten-douji will bless him to kill this kid!

Damn, what kind of bitch talk is this, Wu Mi was deeply shocked by this woman, he never thought that he would meet such a bitch girl on a big night in Ping An Jing.

His husband really didn't want to rest in peace, and he had to put a hat on his head at night, and he was shocked.

What is this little bitch talking about, calling me to save his dead ghost husband, but she doesn't get rid of it, is she dreaming, she hasn't woken up yet!

Wu Mi looked at the stunning beauty in front of him with a question mark on his face. The straight man of steel has no conscience, and the capitalist does not believe in tears. "That can't be done, it's so dangerous."

King Ma Cangye was laughing like crazy, the noble son Onmyoji coughed, only to see Wu Mi and said again, "Why are you like this, your moral quality is a bit low."

Although my moral character is not very high, I can't accept such a bitch girl.

Shuang Biao Wu Mi said very bluntly, "We are serious men, don't you want immortals to jump on us?"

The more he thought about it, the more he felt it was possible. Wu Mi stared at the stunning beauty in front of him and suddenly felt that the other party might be harboring evil intentions. The straight man added, "Don't think you are good-looking, just want to sleep with us, that is impossible."

Labor and capital don't like women...

Ibaraki Doji: ...

Ma Cangye Wang suddenly regained his spirits, wait a minute, why did Mr. Wu Mi say that he doesn't like women?

Ibaraki Doko gritted his teeth, he really hated him, wished he could die without drinking, but he hadn't achieved his goal yet, so he endured it very forcefully, "Your Excellency misunderstood me, my concubine just met a monster just now. Haven't recovered from the fear."

"As soon as I hear my lord say inhuman things, I can't help but think of my husband who died early." After speaking, Ibaraki Doji was about to be hideous, and quickly covered his face with his sleeve. "So it's really scary."

"Then you have to work harder and overcome your psychological shadows earlier. Recently, there are ghosts in addition to monsters in Ping An Jing." Wu Mi looked at him and had an idea, "By the way, do you want some ghost exorcism charms from Wu Mi Club recently? For your poor sake, I'll give you a discount."

Ibaraki Doji: ...

He couldn't take it anymore, it was so difficult, he had been a big monster for so many years, and he had never been so sad.

Taking a deep breath, the big monster couldn't help expressing emotion from the inside out, "My lord, can't you send me off?" He was so angry that he didn't even want to talk about his concubine.

The straight man refused, "I can't, I'm not your husband, everyone rushes home early to sleep at night. You're not ten years old, can you be more mature?"

"But the little girl is so pitiful. My husband was killed by the monster of Dajiang Mountain...it's really scary."

"My condolences." Wu Mi looked at the woman in front of him, thinking that this woman looked very smart and her mind was not very good, Che Jilu was talking back and forth, Wu Mi thought about it and felt that she might be a little harsh on the beauty himself, he clenched his fist Encourage the other person, "Be strong, you can do it!"

It seems that letting this guy go to send him this way is bankrupt, so Ibaraki Doji had to find another way, and he went back to the previous topic, "My lord, I am really afraid that those monsters from the big rivers and mountains will come to find me again." ah."

Wu Mi comforted him with a still conscience, "That's not the case, they shouldn't be so free."

Ibaraki Doji: ...

Wu Mi suddenly realized that it was not right. In fact, these big monsters were quite idle. Look at the way they delivered food one by one at that time, so he changed his words, "Oh, I can't even say that, these monsters Even the boss is quite free, so it is very possible for you to say that..."

That's even worse...

"My lord!" Ibaraki Doji finally said coldly, "As long as my lord is willing to help me, I can do whatever my lord wants me to do!"

This is really familiar, it seems that the last Yakuram who said this has already...

Wu Mi's memory returned to not long ago. This time, he carefully looked at the Ibaraki Doji in front of him, and found that if he looked carefully, this young lady was indeed pretty. Although she spoke bitch, but the girl Children, always need to be tolerant.

So he confirmed, "No, do you want to work for me? But aren't you afraid of ghosts?"

Ibaraki-douji was full of question marks, why didn't he know that he was going to work for Wu Mi, but now it seems that only this bitch is interested, so Ibaraki-douji raised his head and showed his beautiful facial features, "Yes My lord is here, I will not be afraid."

"It means you can force it a bit, right?" Wu Mi was actually a little satisfied, "Yes, you have a lot of ideas, young lady..."

After talking for so long, I was finally willing to do business with him. Ibaraki Doji was going crazy, he couldn't help lowering his voice and said, "Then, is your lord willing to follow me to avenge my husband now?"

"No, you haven't given me a part-time job yet. If you don't have any performance, you let the boss go out. Isn't that good?"

Ibaraki Doji was choked by him, unable to continue talking for a long time, he took a deep breath and nodded with a smile, "I don't know what your lord wants me to do?"

Wu Mi looked at him meaningfully, "My friend, have you heard of the ghost clan encourager and human resources manager?"

Ibaraki Doji:? ? ?

Ibaraki Doji smiled very reluctantly, "Although I haven't heard of it, I think I can do it. I'm really willing to do anything to get revenge on my wife."

"Oh, that's good." Wu Mi smiled, "Then I will be your boss from today on, so you should call the boss first."

Ibaraki Doji: ...

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That night

Wu Mi took Ye Wang back with the beautiful big man in women's clothing, and started holding a meeting for the ghosts after returning. Before the meeting, he specifically confirmed with Ibaraki Doji, "Later, our company's employees may be a little overgrown. more than you can imagine."

"It doesn't matter to me, I am willing to do anything for my husband..." Lord Shutendouji, where is it?

Wu Mi felt that although the other party was a bitch girl, she still had to trust her, so it was rare to comfort her politely, "Don't be afraid, just watch it a few times and you'll get used to it. After all, you still have to record attendance for them."

Ibaraki Doji:? ? ?

After all the ghosts had arrived, Ibaraki Doji watched as a group of monsters similar to them sat down there, and these monsters looked at him very confusedly.

Wu Mi pointed to the beautiful Ibaraki Doji beside him, and introduced him to the ghosts very politely.

"Hi everyone, have you seen the girl in front of you?" Boss Dog cheerfully said to his subordinates, "I'm not happy, I've found someone for everyone!"

"Help everyone record attendance every day, and make sure everyone clocks in to work on time!" He also specifically named those who work on the day shift in Dajiangshan not far away, "You have a share too!"

"The good days of you guys eating and waiting to die are coming to an end!"

Ghosts:! ! !

Monsters:! ! !

The author has something to say:

Hidden bitch Ibaraki Doji: ...

It's totally different from what I imagined

I was shocked, Heian-kyo was destroyed when I went online, and I beat Ibaraki Doji because I didn't defend Heian-kyo because I wrote about him.

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