The boss only wants to make money and doesn't want to make trouble

Nakahara also saw that the name of this article was the same as that of the past. He originally wanted to tear up the book, but when he saw that it was the work of Oda Sakunosuke, his heart was a little entangled at that time.

Yes, he was going to tear up the book, but the name is so catchy, Nakahara Chuya is three and a half years old?

What a magical name this is!

Reminiscent of the content of Oda Sakunosuke's previous writing, although it is no different from Tianlei when I read it, it is still very cool. After all, the author's writing style is always a twist and turn, and you can't think of the following plot at all.Why did he use his own name as his literary name, and he was three and a half years old?

Chuya himself was confused, why is he three and a half years old?

In the end his inner desire conquered everything, people are always curious.

He opened the book silently, only to see that the author had switched to the third person this time.

Yes, he changed the title, from the thunderous Mori Ogai No. 1 running with the ball to the third person from the perspective of God. The opening chapter is the meeting between him and Osamu Dazai.

[The opening chapter is actually cut from the perspective of Dazai Osamu, a dog.

"Ah... who is this cute kid?" The young man in a black overcoat squatted down with a smile, then hugged his knees and looked at the blank red-haired boy in front of him. A kind of blurred chaos, "Who are you?"

The three and a half year old Xiao Zhong also asked, "Is that Dad?"]

Nakahara Chuya: ...

I don't know what to say anymore, I don't even feel that the fragrance of my mouth is enough to describe my mood at the moment.

Nakahara Chuya, who was ashamed and uncomfortable, was so embarrassed that he wanted to beat Dazai to death. He really killed him. Although he shouted to kill you before, he never killed his partner, but this time , Zhongyuan Zhong also felt that it was okay.

Let Dazai die!

【"What a cute child." Osamu Dazai, who was squatting on the ground, stretched out his hand with a smile, and then touched the three-and-a-half-year-old Chuya in front of him, "It's so pitiful, if a child like you is left alone, he will definitely die .”

Then the man showed a cold smile, "I can't help it, let you experience the cruelty of society in advance."]

Central Plains Chuya:? ? ?

Wait a minute, aren't you afraid of being scolded by readers for the development of this plot?

Fool, you said just now that you are the father of this child, and you let the child die just now, you are simply not a person.

Don't say that the writing at the beginning is really Dazai, you understand that you should not be a human being.

He didn't expect Sakunosuke Oda to grasp the character of the character so accurately at the beginning. The key is that although every pore of his shame was trembling, he really wanted to watch it, so he persisted with difficulty.

[The cute third-class little Zhengtai stretched out his hand, and showed an innocent smile to the man in front of him who seemed difficult to get along with, and the three-and-a-half-year-old Nakaya said, "Hug."

The young man in black clothes was stunned for a moment, and then he sneered for a moment, "This kid looks familiar, but."

He paused, slightly raised the corners of his mouth and said, "I hate children the most."

"Hey, Dazai-sama, this child looks so pitiful, don't you want him?"

"Why do I have to look like a kid who looks so stupid that only his muscles are left?" The young man shrugged his shoulders, and the person behind him couldn't help but say, "But you and the president don't have children yet, and the huge business empire is still there." Even if there is no successor, it happens that this child has no father, so it may be the flesh and blood of you and the president."

"You don't want Mr. Mori's children to inherit all of this, do you?"】

This is carrying private goods!

The Central Plains is about to vomit, and what the hell are you linking to the previous book, you can really brag about it, and the previous one treats yourself as a successor, and the latter one is three and a half years old...

I see how you make it up.

【"You're right, it's indeed a problem." Osamu Dazai sighed faintly, "It's really troublesome. I don't want to fight with Mr. Mori's child at all. It's all because I'm too beautiful."

"Yes, Dazai-sama, our people also think that you and the president are the best match, you just lack a child."]

Missing a child... missing a child.

Central Plains is going to be mad by Lei, and Sakunosuke Oda is really self-taught when writing Leiwen, it's so outrageous.

【"Okay." Osamu Dazai stretched out his hand to hug the child in front of him. At the moment he was hugged, a thick milky fragrance surrounded him, and Osamu Dazai's heart skipped a beat. This child may not be what he thought. So nasty. 】

Nakahara Chu also seriously embraces this book. Not only does Osamu Dazai's private work, but he may also follow the first words of Oda Sakunosuke.

Whenever Osamu Dazai is described in it, it can reach new heights, just relying on depicting his handsome appearance to elevate his sense of existence, really setting himself up as a peerless handsome man.

Then the plot began to enter the stage of raising dumplings. After Zhongya Nakahara was brought back by Dazai Zhi, he became the adopted son of Bai Yueguang, the president of the Wumi Club, because Dazai Zhi and the president of Wumi had the same platonic love. of!I don’t know why, Mr. Mori ran with the ball in the last book, but the president of this book has changed from carnivorous to herbivorous, which is very platonic. The two cannot have their own children because of their spiritual love.

When this huge empire is about to face no successors, Osamu Dazai brought Nakahara Nakaya back, and then the plot began to enter the process of being three and a half years old and being jointly raised by Dazai and the president, a dumpling with milk powder, just like that Conquered everyone through his cuteness, established the correct three views under everyone's teaching, believed that only becoming a member of the Wumi Club is a bright and correct future, the president's father and Dazai's father love themselves very much, Wuyou The Miserable Society is his best home!

Future construction depends on him!

Nakahara Chuya was really going crazy, he was blurred by Lei, and Dazai Osamu's heart was moved. Isn't this word too disgusting.

His heartstrings were also twitched, and his heartstrings twitched several times when he read this article, thank you.

But what made him nauseous the most was that the author obviously started to write a few words in the later stage. No, he also wrote a few words in the early stage. He also talked every time when he was three and a half years old. Hugging, drinking grandma, feet are cold, Zhongyuan Zhong also has a big head.In the later period, in order to highlight the healing between father and son (?), Dazai Zhizhi was seriously demoted, from a vicious Bai Yueguang who everyone hates dogs and dogs, to a foolish and silly father. At the age of half a year, he can eat by himself and he can tell, ah, as expected of my son Chuya, that's amazing.Once, when the enemy attacked, because of Chuya, Dazai mistrusted the false information of the port mafia without even checking.Then he was chopped into half by the other party afterwards, Nakahara Nakaya only saw Dazai Dazai's father lying on the ground with his ass lying on the ground, crying silently, just touching the face of the three and a half-year-old Nakaya, and said affectionately, "I'm sorry , Dad really didn't think of all this, it was all Dad's fault, Dad was just too worried."

Then just like that at the age of three and a half, the president appeared, hugging his lover Bai Yueguang and yelling, "You are not allowed to die! I order you to come back to life!"

Three and a half years old also cried, "Dad, don't leave me, Dazai Dazai is the most important thing to me!"

The president was greatly stimulated, and for the sake of his lover Bai Yueguang, he finally brought his three-and-a-half-year-old middle school to Mr. Mori.

Seeing the scene in front of him, especially when his eyes fell on the three-and-a-half-year-old Zhongye, Mr. Mori suddenly couldn't help but gasp, "Why are you, Mr. Zhongyuan?"

Yes, the three-and-a-half-year-old Chuya-kun is not a child who was adopted casually. In fact, he is Mr. Zeng Mori's subordinate, the young and wild cadre.

The receiver who shines and glows in the upper part. 】

Central Plains Chuya:? ? ?

Dogs will not have you who can weave Tasaku, Osamu Dazai who drafts your mother, and Oda Sakunosuke who draws your mother!

Oda Sakunosuke wrote Dazai Osamu, how should I put it, the third-person Dazai Osamu was okay in the early stage, but in the later stage, for the needs of the plot, I was stunned to write Dazai Osamu as a fool...

Could Osamu Dazai be the kind of man who takes intelligence and doesn't check it?Could he be the kind of man who mistrusts Mafia intelligence?Who are you looking down on, that is Dazai Osamu, Nakahara also knows his naughty partner very well, he is simply the best of the best, his brain is absolutely exhaustive, he is really a top old ninja .When Chief Lian Sen was making the layout, he didn’t dare to say that he could have a [-]-[-] split with Dazai under the same resources. Here, Dazai’s writing is so stupid, and Dad really didn’t expect all of this. You are a bit OOC Outrageous.

The most likely move of Osamu Dazai is to throw away the bloody clothes, and then happily say, "I'm lying to you!"

Damn that scumbag.

Nakahara can also be seen, Oda Sakunosuke must have been stamped by Osamu Dazai in the early stage, so the character's character is fairly accurate. Although the plot is thunderous, the character design has not collapsed; I don't know what happened in the later stage , Start to let yourself go, the plot is going to collapse, the characters are not online the whole time, who is that kind of Osamu Dazai who is lying on the ground and crying silently?

Osamu Dazai must have not seen the back...

But don’t tell me, although the plot of Oda Sakunosuke is outrageous and the characters are OOC in a large area, he is really good at writing suspense. At least the current Nakahara Chuya wants to know why he has become a three-and-a-half-year-old Chuya.

bah bah bah.

That's not him.

Finally entered the part of revealing the answer.

[It turned out that after Mr. Mori rejected his confession at that time, Zhongyuan Zhong felt a lot of pain and helplessness. During a mission, Zhongyuanzhong also met his former companions, and then learned that he was not a human being. something created by man.

According to the age at which he was created, he is only three and a half years old this year...

Thinking of everything, Nakahara Nakaya, on the one hand, is Mr. Ren Mori, whom the port mafia admires, and on the other hand, is the love of Dazai's father and the president's father. Nakahara, who is constantly entangled in emotion and reason, also feels great pain. In the end, family love prevailed After all, according to Jinjiang's request, he can't even fall in love.

It's not okay to take over the pan, after all, he is only three and a half years old! 】

Tremor.

Nakahara Chuya: ...

Fuck, Osamu Dazai must have borrowed the setting of the barbarian spit, he definitely borrowed this setting, goddamn three and a half years old!

According to Huangba, he's not just that old this year! ?

Do you want face?Osamu Dazai, you still want to be my father! ?

Just when he was feeling ups and downs in his heart after watching, there was a knock on the door, and his partner walked in like this, and the bandaged dog partner smiled and said, "Long time no see, Chuya .”

Zhongya Zhongyuan: Hehe.

Fuck his father, Osamu Dazai.

The author has something to say:

Well, almost on to the last volume!

Keep your chest up Oye