The boss only wants to make money and doesn't want to make trouble

Osamu Dazai looked at Tong Mo and Shibusawa Tatsuhiko in front of him, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart, he is indeed a pervert and the leader of a cult, you see how happy the two of them are talking, it is worth the red group he sold, They must be very happy to meet each other.

Meeting is fate, very touching.

He set his sights on the little girl and the blond man hiding in the corner not far away, and the expression on his face became more and more unpredictable. Of course, Akagumi would also be grateful to him, no matter if it was Shibusawa Tatsuhiko or Tong Mo, which one He was very happy to be beaten by the other party. Sure enough, such a happy life is the most interesting. How could he think of resigning? Wu Mi Club is such an interesting place.

Shibusawa Ryuhiko couldn't help but speak, and Bai Qilin began to blow sincerely, "Do you know what a human being is? Only gems are eternal, let me turn you into a gem, it will definitely be very beauty."

"Collectors like me can't help admiring when they see your eyes."

"You're right, human beings do have such and such problems, that's why I look forward to becoming one with human beings, so that they can gain eternal life." Tong Mo also admired, and then stared at Seki with regret. Ze Ryuhiko, "It's a pity, I can't do such a thing when Master Wu Mi is around."

His colorful eyes fell on Shibusawa Tatsuhiko, full of admiration, "You must have been born for me! As long as you are willing, I have never met someone who understands me so well."

It's brothers, and the artist's metamorphosis is always alike.

Shibusawa Tatsuhiko: ...

Bai Qilin suddenly felt that something was wrong, "No, what is two in one?"

"Ah!" Tong Mo's eyes widened and he blinked, "It's to melt you into my body and be with me."

He licked the corner of his mouth as he said, "It must be very delicious!"

Shibusawa Tatsuhiko: ...

This breath is so gay!Shibusawa Tatsuhiko originally thought that what the other party said was very reasonable, until the other party said that he wanted to become one with himself.

Wait until it melts into my body! ?Must be delicious what the hell?Weren't we bragging about each other seriously just now?I'm just pretending, what are you doing!Why did it switch to what seems to be a plot in a second?

His intuition seemed to be wrong, his radar became alert, Shibusawa Ryuhiko couldn't help asking, "Well, what do you do?"

Osamu Dazai happily raised his hand, "I know this, Mr. Tong Mo is a book painter, the god of books in Akihabara."

Tong Mo glanced at Osamu Dazai approvingly, "I didn't expect you to know that this profession always betrays me and makes me highly praised by everyone." This profession is much more famous in modern times than the Bliss Sect. God is me!

Osamu Dazai continued to smile innocently.

Shibusawa Tatsuhiko couldn't help but pause, the more he thought about it, the more he felt something was wrong, "What book?"

Osamu Dazai smiled and added, "That's what you think."

Shibusawa Tatsuhiko: ...

"Are you... are you gay?" Shibusawa Tatsuhiko was alert for a second, and Bai Qilin became nervous instantly.

Turning supernatural powers into gems is a very normal behavior, what do you mean by combining two into one, this man is probably not a gay! ?It's possible that he's gay, this kid's aura is even better than Fyodor's, and he wanted to complain that Fyodor was a bit gay before.

Bai Qilin, who had just returned to Japan, felt that he had been sexually harassed. Although he loved handicrafts, the man who was not gay resolutely refused, "Sorry, I'm not very interested in this matter."

Tong Mo was also puzzled, "Oh, but you just said that you understand me very well."

"You heard me wrong! I don't understand this kind of feeling!"

No one wants to have sex with you!roll!

Why don't I fuck Fyodor!He looks better when he's out of shape.

"Is there any difference?" Tong Mo smiled and asked meaningfully, "Is there any difference in human feelings?"

Yes, the difference between the bg party and the bl party, Bai Qilin, who almost turned Yokohama upside down, didn't want to mess with gays.

Becoming one with a man and being forced to attack is something that even Bai Qilin has never thought about!

Bai Qilin's eyes widened, only to see the man in front of him laughing lowly.

The ghost who lacked emotional fluctuations since birth said with a low smile, "Human emotions are really interesting. Whether you like them or hate them, they are very strong emotional fluctuations. Eating such emotions will make me feel that I am also I can feel that feeling.”

Tong Mo patted his chest and said word by word to Shibusawa Ryuhiko not far away, "Hey, what's wrong with being eaten by me?"

The white-oak-haired evil spirit said maliciously, "Is there any problem with obtaining eternal life in my body?"

"Being one with me is bliss."

This is also the teaching of Tong Mo in the original book. To feel the emotions of human beings like eating the other party is the path of ultimate bliss for Tong Mo to understand.

Shibusawa Tatsuhiko: ...

No, it's not.

You think about other people's feelings, not everyone is gay, be reasonable, oh, although it is very unreasonable for him to turn other people's abilities into gems.

The silver-white-haired young man who was leaning against the counter of the bar just now, pretending to be aggressive, pulled the distance away without saying a word, so it's better to keep the distance.

He was just greedy for the opponent's abilities and eyeballs. This man was greedy for his body, which was a bit scary. Seeing how weak this kid was, he didn't want to attack with tears in his eyes.

After losing, I feel that compared to the other party, I am as innocent and kind as Sayuri, and it is too much for this big hand in front of me to want to mess with me.

Shibusawa Ryuhiko couldn't bear it anymore, he lowered his voice and said, "Well, I was going to put you in the Dragon's Treasure room, but now it doesn't seem necessary..." I feel that if a guy like you goes, he will also tarnish the Dragon's Treasure Same.

Dazai smiled beside him.

Bai Qilin couldn't help but slapped Tong Mo, he always felt that the other party who wanted to become one with him was a bit perverted, "You are really a dirty human being."

gay!

"Oh?"

The fan in Tong Mo's hand also slid out in an instant, and the sharp fan was pointed straight at Shibusawa Ryuhiko who appeared in front of him, "I, I thought you were similar to me."

"But, what a pity...not at all."

"because……"

Under the light, the youth's colorful eyes glowed like glass, and when he raised his hand, he saw a piece of ice and snow rushing towards Shibusawa Tatsuhiko in an instant, "Mine are not human."

The moment Shibusawa Ryuhiko released his abilities at the same time, he was directly blown away by Tong Mo from the opposite side. Seeing this scene, Osamu Dazai couldn't help curling the corners of his mouth slightly.

Sure enough.

Neither the president of Wu Mi Club nor this man named Tong Mo are human.

It looks more interesting that way.

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When Osamu Dazai and Tong Mo returned to the club with Shibusawa Tatsuhiko, who had invalid powers, Bai Qilin was completely stunned. This man with the ability to extract human beings into gems was being beaten violently After a meal, he was carried in front of Wu Mi, dumbfounded.

The mastermind of the tragedy "Dragon Head Rebellion" that happened in Yokohama still doesn't know what happened and why his abilities have no effect on the other party.

He obviously just wanted to seize the gorgeous red color, and wanted to increase his collection of dragon treasures, so why did he encounter a pervert, and the pervert threatened to sleep with him.

The most frightening thing is that the opponent almost succeeded.

He raised his head and saw a handsome man in front of him. The man with black curly hair and bright red eyes stared at him indifferently, "What? Who is this man?"

"Aren't you looking for the financial report of the Red King? What's the situation with this white-haired kid? What kind of White King?"

"Is this goddamn King of Gold planning to join the King of Team Seven Colors?"

The atmosphere was so frozen that even Shibusawa Tatsuhiko could sense the displeasure in the other party's heart, and everyone around made sad faces.

He was a little embarrassed, the head that had just been hammered was about to rot, and Bai Qilin, whose ability had been nullified, coughed, and he shrank back a little.

"It's not like that, Mr. Mitsuru." Shibusawa Tatsuhiko said sweetly when he saw the abnormal smile, "This man is a wild man I met on the road. He said he was a collector and artist, and he felt the same as me. It seems like oh."

After hearing this, Shibusawa Tatsuhiko was full of tigers, almost crying in embarrassment.

...Who is very similar to you, you faggot.

"He also said he wanted to become one with me." He saw the white-haired gay man acting coquettishly towards the man, "My lord, he looks like a savage anyway, so let me eat him, anyway No one will know."

Shibusawa Tatsuhiko was shocked again, you're so gay!

When a straight man hears that a gay guy is acting like a spoiled child to his superior, who is suspected to be the other party, and says he wants to sleep with him, his mentality will collapse!

His boss turned out to be indifferent, and he... Could it be that he also treated himself.

Did he fall into the gay den?panic.

Collectors don't even know what they are doing when they come back to Japan. As for Fyodor, where did that kid go? He should be reminded of this cheater.

Straight men are so miserable.

What do you want to do to me!

The man who turned Yokohama upside down back then felt that he was in danger instinctively. He felt sincerely worried about his chastity, so he couldn't help but said deeply, "Hmph, do you know who I am?"

When he saw the other party glance at him indifferently, the look in his eyes almost made him tremble all over, but so what?

The white unicorn collector is fearless.

Shibusawa Tatsuhiko moved out of the Supernatural Secret Service Division to talk about the matter, and said with a haughty low smile, "I am a man that even the country will not take action against me easily."

What do you think, a mere fag? ?

I'm not afraid of you even if you're a bunch of gays.

"If you take action against me, the country will definitely do terrible things to you. Have you heard of the Supernatural Secret Service Division?"

He saw the man in front of him pause for a moment, and then raised the corners of his mouth, "As for me, I am an existence that even this country will not easily offend."

The big collector is fearless, he was the man who almost overthrew the entire Yokohama and caused the leading war tragedy, but the government tried his best to keep him.

No matter who the person in front of him was, he was confident that the other party would never dare to attack him. After all, the Japanese government stood behind him.

I don't know why, but after he finished speaking, he felt that the atmosphere in front of him froze.

Even the man with white oak hair who was acting like a baby just now didn't dare to speak. He only saw the handsome black-haired young man raised his eyebrows, and his blood-red eyes fell on him like this, "You I said just now that this country dare not offend you easily, it is really a big tone."

He only saw the other party take a deep breath, "Exactly, I happen to be in a bad mood recently."

"Go and call the Prime Minister and ask him about this kid."

Not far away, he only saw a purple-haired man stop for a short time, and then reported softly, "My lord, I just called the Prime Minister, and the other party immediately sent someone over to see what's going on."

The other party said respectfully, "In order to calm your anger, the other party said that this man is up to you to deal with."

The rare animal white unicorn that the whole Japanese government dare not deal with:? ? ?

Is there something wrong!

Do as you please...

Shibusawa Tatsuhiko frowned suddenly, no, he doesn't want to be gay... If he wants to be gay, he can change to someone else, brother Fyodor, should you think about it.

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