The boss only wants to make money and doesn't want to make trouble

Chapter 199 Interview 5 Members of the Miserable Club

The host was deeply shocked by Mr. Wu Mi's happy life, although he looked at the sighing author in front of him as if he was completely lost, and couldn't help pulling back, "No, anyway, you can Writing for Mr. Wu Mi is an opportunity that many people can't dream of."

"Ah, that's true." Oda Sakunosuke rubbed his chin, "After all, compared to the previous job, I can still do the job I like now. It is indeed a rare opportunity."

"Hey, someone like you who can become the exclusive author of President Wu Mi must also be a literary master. I don't know which literary club you worked in before?"

"Oh." Oda Sakunosuke added honestly, "Actually, I used to be a mafia."

The host laughed awkwardly, "You are so humorous..."

"How can the mafia code words?"

Oda Sakunosuke: "...why not? It's the mafia and it's not like they lost their hands. Our literary quality is quite high."

Fuck, the host actually thought his rhetorical question was right, but he originally planned to help Wu Mi to set up a wave of elites, but he didn't expect the other party to say that, and he became interested for a while, "Is your former boss Too……"

"That's not it."

Moderator: Then you say a chicken feather!

"Mr. Sen used to be a doctor. He was a doctor. He studied for seven years as a doctor..."

The host also wondered, "How can you be so sure that he is not a charlatan?"

"You're right..." Oda Sakunosuke was silent for a while, "But isn't it very pitiful to think about the people who were treated by Mr. Mori before?"

"Makes sense..."

[Fuck, I laughed so hard, Mr. Jianghu doctor Zhongsen, just ask the people he treated in the past how much shadow he has in his heart]

【Don't ask, after all, he is a doctor of the mafia, and it is fate to survive】

【Mr. Mori is fine too, think about putting to death one by one, it’s all for the sake of the people】

【Leader Mori is not like this】

[Is it the person who wants to be treated, tell me, is there any here? 】

[I, I, I, um, how to put it, it is fate to survive... This leader is a dog, I occasionally see him and will cheat on him]

[It's really unfathomable, I have a reasonable doubt, maybe when Dr. Sen treats others, if he accepts money from the enemy, then be careful...]

[Be careful upstairs, that is the boss of the port mafia, your number and your people may be gone]

【I'm still scared when you say that...】

The host didn't know that the barrage had already started to say that Ogai Mori was a quack doctor, so he asked curiously, "Then how did Master Wu Mi discover your talent?"

Oda Sakunosuke pondered for a moment, with a heavy tone, "Because I'm unfinished."

"It's very obvious that it's still rotten." When Oda Sakunosuke said this, he couldn't hide his inner speechlessness. He added, "I'm still too young. After all, I'm a novice author. Now that I think about it, no one will beautify it. Found it." Just say there is a second part, if the name is chosen, it will be called restarting the world line.

host:……

[What did I hear, because the unfinished author was caught by Mr. Wu Mi? 】

【Are you serious?From the mafia to the code word, this span is not usually large, it is still quite powerful]

[Only I pay attention to him, does he want to be so bad that no one will find out next time? 】

[It's not good enough, the author has a problem with the fake product]

[What kind of fake products do you want in this book, he can just fill it in, do you think there must be logic in everything?I don’t, I never, just write it as you please]

【It makes sense. 】

The host couldn't continue anymore, Osamu Dazai next to him was laughing like hell, when the camera slides to him, everyone in the live broadcast room couldn't help sighing.

This little brother is really good-looking, although the little brothers next to him are also very good-looking, but as expected.

[Dazai-kun is still the prettiest! 】

【certainly!That's Mr. Dazai!Also, don’t use a name like Dazai-kun upstairs, please say Dazai-sama! 】

The host also noticed that whenever Sakunosuke Oda answered questions, Osamu Dazai would smile extraordinarily happily. He couldn't help gossiping, "Hey, do you two know each other?"

Oda Sakunosuke said quietly, "Well, he was the one who let the president see my unfinished articles, and since then I have started writing [-] a day."

"It's really my good friend, brother." The tone suddenly became more serious.

The host made eight hexagrams, "Have you two known each other for a long time?"

Dazai Osamu said with a smile, "If we hadn't known each other for a long time, Oda Saku would have killed me by now."

Oda Sakunosuke sighed, "If you are willing to help me finish the ending, there will be no such thing."

Osamu Dazai smiled, "Odasaku, you promised the boss that you would change the ending of that meteorite."

"I'll give you [-] yen, and you can write for me."

"No."

Oda Sakunosuke sighed, "You could have earned [-] today."

The good brother refused, "No."

Oda Sakunosuke was depressed, "Forget it, I'll ask you later."

The barrage burst into laughter again in an instant.

【Only I feel that Oda-kun’s sadness just broke through the screen? 】

【Brother, I can't be the codewriter of Wumi Society by myself】

[But I think this pair looks delicious too...]

[Brother warning, please don't post such topics, Dazai-kun is the pretty secretary who belongs to President Wu Mi, please respect yourself]

[I reasonably suspect that you have read the book upstairs, you understand]

[I always want to ask, which book have you read? 】

The host took a deep breath, feeling that he had obtained the material he wanted, so he turned the camera to the other people on the other side, only to see a young man with colorful eyes suddenly walking not far away , the other party bent his lips and smiled when he saw the camera, and even the host was shocked by the other party's appearance.

To be honest, does the whole club rely on appearance for food?

There are more handsome guys here than one. The host watched the young man walk in, smiled and said to Oda Sakunosuke, "Oda-kun, have you finished writing your latest article? It's not me, you cheated Mr. Wu Mi It's been a long time, why are you so tired of writing an article?"

Oda Sakunosuke: Hey...it's hard.

"Hey, are you?"

The host who was suddenly interrupted from the interview froze for a moment, and then saw the young man with colorful eyes and said with a smile, "Oh, are you here to interview Master Wu Mi? My name is Tong Mo, He is the person in charge of the Literature Branch of the No Miserable Society."

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry." The host hurriedly said politely, "I've heard of the literature branch of the Wumi Club a long time ago, but I didn't expect you to be so young as the person in charge."

Tong Mo: "No, I'm not young at all, I'm already hundreds of years old now."

The host couldn't help it anymore, "You are such a humorous person."

Compared with the unknown host, the barrage obviously exploded directly.

[Child mill?Ahhh, it’s my boss, it’s my book boss]

[He is so good-looking, so young, and has money, I love him again]

[Da, I love you, is there a new series of Wu Mi X Dazai?I held up the torch to remind me to change]

【What?What is the Miserable X Dazai-sama series?Wait, damn it, why is Dazai-sama behind]

[Pease the dog's head upstairs, because Dazai-kun is the little secretary of the domineering president, President Wu Mi. 】

At this moment, Anna Osore's eyes also brightened. It was Tong Mo. She just wanted to find out her things, but suddenly thought that the things seemed to be taken away by Ye. Where did it go, I'm still waiting for him to bring me back the book for Tong Mo to sign."

And here, as an inspirational host who still wants to promote the superiority of the Wuyou Club, he still intends to struggle, "I just heard that Mr. Oda Sakunosuke used to be a mafia, and it really is worthy of our Wuyou Club. Really accommodating."

Tong Mo tilted his head in doubt, the white-oak-haired young man bared his canine teeth, "Is there any problem with being a mafia?"

"Hey... because it's the mafia after all." The host added blankly, "Mr. Tong Mo's ability to tolerate such people must be because he has a broad chest, right?"

"What?" Tong Mo put his arms around the host's shoulders with a smile, and said softly, "It's not a big deal, even the mafia just killed a lot of people."

"...Uh, I would take the liberty to ask what Mr. Tong Mo did before?"

"I'm a cultist."

host:……

He laughed awkwardly again, "Mr. Tong Mo is really humorous." When you look at the people in Wu Mi Club, people always feel very humorous.

"Hey, I'm serious." Tong Mo said seriously, "I used to be a cult. At that time, I didn't know much about human feelings. Thanks to meeting Mr. Wu Mi, it's great."

"Through art, I know the true meaning of this world, the intense emotions between human beings, and most importantly, I have gained more admiration from everyone."

The leader of a cult of blissful bliss can only be worshiped by a hundred people at most. How boring, if he draws a notebook, thousands of people will read it. It's much more fun.

"Later, I found out that running a cult was not as interesting as drawing a book, so I disbanded the Bliss Cult, and this matter can still be approved by Mr. Wu Mi." The second half of the sentence is emphasized because it can make money.

The host was pissed, he didn't know how to proceed.

He is so difficult.

"Are you serious, my lord?"

"Hey, why do you think I'm lying?"

The barrage was also speechless.

【Master Tongmo is a bit of a second child】

【I don't allow you to say that about my big brother, how can you see such a delicious book if you are not a middle school student】

[The leader of the cult said that being a cult is not as fun as drawing a book, I don’t know how to evaluate this matter]

[Actually, it's quite right... There are only a few people who engage in cults, and they earn a little more by drawing books]

[It's reasonable to think about it this way. Speaking of which, the literature club of Wu Mi Society is full of mafia and cult members, and they have all turned their backs on the dark side!What does this show, it shows that the power of Wumi Society is great, and literary creation makes people change their minds!Please be sure to draw a few more notebooks, everyone wants to see ALL Wu Mi, but I am different, I want to see Dazai X Wu Mi Da, thank you]

The host really couldn't continue. He deeply felt how crouching tiger, hidden dragon was in Wumi Club. There was a mafia boss in the past, and the later Minister of Literature was from a cult.

How could he have the illusion that something terrible would happen if he was not careful.

"Aren't you afraid of being discovered if you say that, my lord?" Everyone was watching the live broadcast all over the world, and they might be caught.

Unbearable.

"Oh, it's okay, I started a cult hundreds of years ago, and I don't do it anymore."

The two undercover policemen, Toru Amuro and Zhu Xingda, who were next to him, were about to lose their souls when they heard this.

The host continued hahaha, "The director of the Literature Club really has a powerful and unconstrained thinking." It came out hundreds of years ago, and it's still a cult.

Then he finally couldn't help but shot at Yaqi Orochi not far away. They used to do the same in the live broadcast room before, and they would also establish a more positive image for the interviewee by constantly interviewing people around them. The two are too humorous to lose, this should be fine.

"Just now we have interviewed Mr. Oda and Minister Tongmo. What did Mr. Yaqi do before?"

Yamata no Orochi: Hey, it seems that I am too...

He seriously recalled his occupation, and was surprised to find that he seemed to be a jobless vagrant before joining Wuyou, which might as well be a cult, and seriously, he was indeed a cult.

In order to brush up against the situation, Yamata no Orochi said, "Actually, I used to be a cultist, but later I turned to the light, cults are quite boring, and I often get beaten. Afterwards, Master Wuyou taught me, so I joined the club to change my mind and start a new life." It's..."

The host's smile froze, seriously?

Are you all serious?What's the matter with this club, the former people were either mafia or cult?

"They all say they are a cult. I don't know what religion it is."

No way to report it.

Yamata no Orochi tried his best to recall, and then whispered, "A few lessons..."

host:……

Barrage:……

After a long time, a row of question marks slowly appeared on the entire barrage.

[I am very pure, what is a few teachings? 】

[Don't know such a terrible religion, I reasonably suspect that the Bliss Cult also...]

[Don't say the name, Bliss, it's really... so these cults are here to make fun of it? 】

[Why would Master Wu Mi recruit a group of people who worship a few teachings]

【President, you...hesitating to speak, but you are happy】

[I feel that the host has always wanted to get a b status for the Wuyou Club, you know what kind of ivy, but why... why don't you ask, and keep my little brother Dazai pure, okay? 】

[Yes, after joining this religion, my butt will be dirty... Wipe my butt and lick it]

【Master, stay away from Mr. Dazai! 】

The host couldn't hold on any longer, it was too difficult for the host, he originally thought that the people who could gather around President Wu Mi should be core members, introducing such a person would definitely attract everyone's attention, he himself wanted to attract everyone's attention Each bragged about what Ivy League graduates they were, and what other top [-] people in the world used to be, but they never expected that everyone would live so honestly.

He didn't know how to proceed.

Forget it, he'd better go to interview Mr. Wu Mi, and when he turned his head, he saw that Mr. Wu Mi was smiling and staring at Lucky Day and his party, as if he was looking at a group of tool people.

Just when the host was going to interview President Wu Mi, someone suddenly walked in, "President, Miss Suzuki and the others are here too."

"Oh, then, since everyone is here, let's go to eat first."

With a wave of Wu Mi's big hand, he led the crowd directly to the restaurant. They followed President Wu Mi to find out that they were walking all the way down. Everyone couldn't help being a little surprised, why did they have to go downstairs for dinner.

Until they took the elevator all the way down to the bottom, everyone who had just walked out was immediately deeply shocked.

I can only see that the entire room in front of me is surrounded by a piece of dark blue, and the entire restaurant is surrounded by a dark deep sea. I can only see that under the reflection of the lights in the house, countless deep-sea fish swim in the sea. Shuttle through the water quickly, dots of fish sway quietly in the water, and even if you look closely, you can even see the jellyfish in the sea changing various gorgeous colors under the light.

As if in a dream world, a huge white dining table was displayed in front of everyone, petal-shaped lights from the ceiling fell down, and the reflected marble floor reflected dazzling brilliance.

[Mom asked me why I knelt down to watch the video, I can only say, I really can't think of it]

[Who would have thought of it, the underwater restaurant]

[barvo Japan's clubs are so powerful]

Sawada Tsunayoshi also stood at the same place at a loss, and Lanbo, who was held in his arms, exclaimed, "Look at it, Mr. Lanbo likes it."

"Hey, Tsuna, it looks good."

"Yeah." Gang Ji touched the top of the little cow's head, raised his head and couldn't help feeling, "That's great."

After everyone was seated, it was discovered that there were three more newly invited people, because the face of one of the women was so familiar to everyone.

The barrage couldn't help but say [Isn't this the eldest lady of the Suzuki family? 】

Sonoko Suzuki stared at the surrounding scenery with his chin in admiration, and greeted Wu Mi first, "Long time no see, President."

"Well, it's Miss Yuanzi." Wu Cang said politely, "I didn't expect that even you were invited this time."

Immediately, Wu Mi turned his gaze to a man and a woman beside the other party, and asked very politely, "I don't know who these two are?"

"Ah, these two?"

Suzuki Sonoko introduced with a smile, "This is my friend Mori Ran, this brat who looks a bit stinky is Kudo Shinichi."

Wu Mi:! ! !

What, Kudo Shinichi, that walking death?

Damn, am I going to die here?

This son of a bitch is going to make a new theatrical version again, is my island going to be bombed?

He was immediately alert without hearing the miserable sound, no, I have to vote him out first!

The author has something to say:

Yamata no Orochi: ...? Is that so?

Seven will get the interview done.

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