The ghosts were lying on the ground melancholy, and they couldn't help but start to look forward to who will be next... I hope that some ghosts will soon be willing to go against Lord Wu Mi's will, and at this moment they look at their companions as if they were looking at a delicious meat. leg.

But they were still hungry, really hungry.

Master Wu Mi doesn't let them eat people, so what can we do?

One of the ghosts lying on the ground had a flash of inspiration after thinking for a long time, and he summoned all the ghosts. Sitting cross-legged, he lowered his voice and said, "We have to eat. If Mr. Wu Mi doesn't let us eat people, you can eat people." Ever heard of pigs?"

"What is a pig!?"

Many ghosts have lost their memories of their lives, so they don't know what a pig is.

They gathered together gossiping, "Can pigs be eaten?"

"Yes, we haven't eaten it before." Some ghosts showed worried expressions. After all, they have only eaten humans but not pigs, and they don't know what pigs taste like.

Will it taste bad?

"Then what can we do?" The ghost who made the suggestion was also very painful, "Master Wu Mi won't let us eat people, or one of you will go against the meaning of Master Wu Mi..."

Damn, you actually plan to attack your companions, what a vicious ghost!

Everyone stared at him with rounded eyes, Wu Gui still wanted to go against Master Wu Mi's will, the lessons learned from the past are vivid in my memory!

After summing up, everyone was still a little worried, "Then what if it doesn't taste good?"

Some ghosts licked their lips again and suggested, "If you're hungry, why don't you try eating alone."

It's so vicious, everyone is so vicious, although they don't have any feelings, and they haven't seen it before, but the ghost who made this suggestion is too sinister.

In everyone's dark eyes, when looking at each other, there is both fear and longing. In fact, everyone secretly expects that the other party will become a new ghost who resists Lord Wu Mi.

That way we can feed everyone...

But every ghost thinks of the ghosts around him in this way. In the end, all the ghosts sighed faintly. No matter what, they have to eat something to fill their stomachs. No matter how bad it is, it is better than being hungry.

So they immediately formed a group to steal pigs, planning to try other things besides people.

Being a ghost has to be challenging, what if it is delicious?

At night, a group of ghosts sneaked into a family's house in a wretched manner, and without saying a word, they ate the pigs for a while, and they all cried while eating.

They work hard, go through life and death for Mr. Wu, study in the house during the day, work overtime at night and do aerobics, what is it for?

The ghosts who formed a group to steal pigs were in a complicated mood for a while.

One of the ghosts stuffed pork into his mouth and wept bitterly while eating it. The ghost next to him, who had been unwilling to do anything for a long time, squatted in a corner and asked eagerly, "Is it delicious?"

The ghost who ate ambiguously went crazy at the time. He thought the pork was worse than shit, but he couldn’t help it. He was hungry if he didn’t eat it, so he cried and said, "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo pork Try it."

Then the ghost who asked the question became stupid after eating.

It's so fucking bad, even though he's never eaten shit, he thinks it's probably worse than shit.

This terrible taste almost made him feel stupid...

But what can be done?

Because Lord Wu Mi forbids cannibalism, they can only eat pigs!

A group of ghosts simply feel that life has no taste anymore, and the feeling of eating shit is so sad that they can't breathe, and they will lose their memory after eating.There are no ghosts who miss their lives anymore, because they feel that even if they think about it a little bit, they can't face themselves at this moment.

Even if you are saved in the future, maybe the first words you say when you see your parents will be

Dad/Mom, do you know what shit tastes like?I have eaten.

Damn, it's so hard to be a ghost!

I miss the past when Lord Wu Mi let them go, the life now is not a ghost!

Many ghosts sneak away to eat pigs at night when they are going to work, and they cry and wipe their tears while eating.Sometimes people in Ping'an capital will be encountered. Many people who have had their pigs stolen stay at home at night, trying to catch these pig thieves as soon as possible.

At first, everyone thought they were just ordinary thieves, but they never expected that these thieves acted quickly, organized in an orderly manner, and looked like an organized pig-stealing team.

Soon, a terrifying legend spread in Ping'an Jing. According to the legend, a group of monsters would appear quietly at night and steal the pigs of the people of Ping'an Jing.

Everyone panicked for a while, and the sufferers quickly complained, because the pig thief was elusive and quick-moving. Although the nobles in Heian capital did not eat meat, the problems of the lower classes still needed to be resolved, especially after hearing that this pig thief A thief is still not a human being.

The above also specially dispatched an onmyoji from the Yinyang Liao to help you solve this problem.The people of Ping'an capital surrounded the Onmyoji, chattering about these pig-thieves.

The young onmyoji came to one of the people's homes with the magic weapon. The young onmyoji who belonged to the Macang family studied it carefully, with a dignified look on his face.

The onmyoji in white hunting clothes nodded, "It looks like it does have a strong demonic aura."

His eyes lingered over the deep claw marks on the wall, which is not something humans can do.

Because this incident did not involve the lives of the common people, the Onmyo family only sent a young student to investigate. The young Onmyoji inspected it and said with certainty, "Yes, look. It’s still a scary thing to look at.”

"My lord, is it some kind of evil spirit?"

The people in Heianjing are very anxious. It is not a solution to stare at their pigs to eat these filth every day.

After pondering for a while, the Onmyoji realized that he had no way of distinguishing what it was from the evil aura. Recently, there was a ghost, and this evil aura was indeed very similar to a ghost, but he had never heard of ghosts eating pigs now.

The young onmyoji had some doubts in his heart, but how could ghosts not even eat unarmed people? It's unreasonable, isn't it?

Do normal ghosts eat pigs?Shouldn't they eat people?Being a ghost can't be so ingenious.

So the onmyoji turned his head very positively, and said to the common people around him, "No, it's a monster!"

"It should be Zhuyao Wan! Yes, it must be Zhuyaowan!"

"My lord, is it Zhuyao Wan!? My lord, what is a Zhuyaowan?"

"Zhuyaowan is a monster that eats pigs." The young onmyoji immediately gave a new name to the new monster he discovered.

The people of Ping'an capital are angry, this monster is so cheap, even pigs will not be spared!

"Indeed, only Zhu Yaowan would do such a thing!" Onmyoji was very sure, and even insulted this ghost-like monster, he said in a heavy tone to the people of Heianjing, "Everyone must trust our Onmyoji, we We can definitely get rid of these ghosts."

As a result, the next day he was beaten into pigskin by the ghost who came to steal the pig.

Crying and crying, he reported the whole thing when he returned to Ma Cang's house. King Ma Cang Ye was a little curious after hearing it. He leaned on his seat and asked curiously, "Is this so? Is it Zhu Yaowan?"

"Yes! It must be Zhu Yaowan."

Ma Cangye Wang, who can actually read people's hearts, saw the insincere words of the young onmyoji, and he let the other party go down a bit out of interest. The handsome onmyoji in white was lost in thought.

Ghostly pig thief?

It looks like... Heian-kyo is getting more and more interesting now.

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At the same time, when Wu Mi, who sold ghost charms beautifully, came back to his senses, he realized that his ghosts had been reduced to a group of petty thieves, and he was so angry that he held another ghost meeting.

At the meeting, the boss seriously criticized their idea of ​​getting something for nothing, "You have hands and feet, why are you stealing pigs!?" But it's not bad that they can find the one with the highest protein.

But what kind of thinking is this? How can you make money for him and help him become the number one capitalist in Ping'an Jing by doing these shitty things every day!

What a group of idiots, Wu Mi looked at the ghosts kneeling in front of him with disdain, and the ghosts were also very wronged, "Master Wu Mi, can't you even eat pigs?"

They were already very wronged that they planned to eat shit, so telling him not to eat shit is too much!

"Who said that you are not allowed to eat pigs, I just don't let you steal things." This kind of random stealing will encourage their thoughts of getting something for nothing, and tarnish their noble souls of working hard and making money.

The dog boss said as a matter of course, "You don't know how to raise your own!?"

All the ghosts:! ! !

The author has something to say: Hey dear, you are so enthusiastic

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I have been concerned about the boss's eating problem, don't worry, he hasn't exercised much recently and is not hungry...

As for the ghost below, just eat more protein.

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