Kiss you if you don't listen

This time Shen Ke ran away with determination, and did not contact anyone, and even Qin Li could not find him.

Shen Yan made arrangements in Hangzhou, and it was a matter of time before he found someone, but the waiting period was a bit tormented, and his dreams at night were Shen Ke's nightmare of looking for wild men happily outside.

When he woke up, his face was all black.

Shen Yan waited for two days, but there was no news from Hangzhou. He was depressed and couldn't do anything else, so he simply picked up something and went to the hospital to see Shen Xing.

This was Qin Ji's idea.

In the past two days, Qin Ji was urged by Shen Yan to make sixteen or seventeen phone calls a day, and he asked, "Any news about Ke Ke?"

He was annoyed by being urged, so he came up with an idea: "It's not a problem if you are in a hurry, why don't you go and see Shen Xing."

Shen Yan frowned: "What do you mean?"

Qin Ji nonsense said: "Do you know that when encountering tragedies in the world, the best way to adjust your mood is to find someone who is even more miserable. As the saying goes, suffering alone is worse than the suffering of others, go and see Shen Xing You two are miserable together, maybe you will feel more comfortable in your heart."

Qin Ji stretched listlessly, "Do you think so?"

Shen Yan's face darkened: "..."

Not to mention, Shen Yan thought about it, and it was true that he went to see Shen Xing that day.

At this time, it was the 28th and [-]th day of the twelfth lunar month. It was originally lively, but the hospital Shen Xingxuan chose was extremely quiet. The long corridors were empty, and the wards were all empty. No matter how you looked at it, it was pitiful.

When Shen Yan arrived at the ward, she saw Shen Xing in the ward at first glance, "Luo Luo, will you still come to see me in the next few days?"

Qiao Luo: "The family was busy last year, so let's see what happens."

This is the most honorable refusal.

Shen Yan looked gloating from the outside, Qiao Luo's expression made it clear that he was unwilling to continue living with Shen Xing, compared to Shen Ke who kissed and hugged him before running away, it was simply obedient There is no way.Thinking about it this way, when he looked at Shen Xing again, he felt an inexplicable sense of superiority.

After Qiao Luo left, Shen Yan opened the door and went in after a while, Shen Xing looked out of the window in a daze, lost in thought.

He was amused, and teased Shen Xing: "Everyone is gone, don't look at it."

Shen Xing withdrew his gaze, with a calm expression: "When did you come?"

"It's been a while." Shen Yan squeezed him, "I just happened to see you being pitiful in front of others, what a rare thing."

In the past few years when Shen Yan went abroad, she had little contact with Shen Xing, but she often kept in touch with Qin Ji. Later, she caught up with Shen Nie acting as a monster, and he and Shen Xing never stopped, so the relationship between the two became closer.

Shen Yan smiled and asked: "I heard from Qin Ji that your wife ran away, did you really get dumped by Qiao Luo?"

Shen Xing lifted his drooping eyes, but said nothing.

Shen Yan smiled, gloating: "Hey, don't you just like it, tie it back." The corners of his lips were slightly raised, showing a bit of evil spirit.

Shen Xing raised his eyebrows, let Shen Yan speak, and only said coldly: "You do the same to Shen Ke?"

Hold!Shen Yan's eyelids twitched, he choked, and stopped talking.

Putting away the hanging smile, Shen Yan lit a cigarette for herself, and said quietly: "I tied it up."

Shen Xing was not surprised: "And then?"

Shen Yan indifferently took out a cigarette, put it in his mouth, and smiled: "Half of my trousers were taken off, he locked me with a chain, and ran away by himself."

Shen Xing: "..."

Shen Yan didn't light up the cigarette in his mouth, he was concerned that Shen Xing was a sick person, and he had a dry addiction in his mouth, so he asked vaguely: "What's next?"

Shen Xing sighed: "Keep chasing, what else can I do."

Shen Yan thought about it too, the sense of superiority he had just compared with Shen Xing was gone.Anyway, Qiao Luo was right under Shen Xing's nose, so it was easy to say, Shen Ke could run faster than a rabbit, where would he find it?

Shen Yan took an apple from the table without saying a word, ate a few mouthfuls, and saw that Shen Xing also took an apple.

The skin of Shen Xing's was already peeled, half of the pitted flesh was peeled off, Shen Yan couldn't help but said, "Who peeled it for you?"

"Luo Luo."

"His craftsmanship is so poor, you can still talk about it." Shen Yan has never had such an ugly apple.

Shen Xing looked calm: "You want to eat but no one will cut it for you, did Shen Ke cut it for you?"

Shen Yan twitched the corners of her lips: "...not really." It was all cut by labor and management for him to eat, this little white-eyed wolf.

Seeing Shen Yan's aggrieved look, Shen Xing felt a little more at ease in his heart.He remembered that Qin Ji said that when people are in a low ebb, watching something more unhappy will make them feel better.He silently compared it with Shen Yan. At the very least, Qiao Luo is still willing to talk to him, unlike Shen Yan, who guesses where Shen Ke may be happy and happy. Who remembers Shen Yan.

Thinking about it this way, Shen Xing felt that he was probably stronger than Shen Yan, and was inexplicably comforted.

Just as Shen Xing found some sense of superiority, before he had time to show off, he saw a call from Shen Yu.

"Brother, something is wrong." Shen Yu said in an exaggerated tone.

Shen Xing moved the phone away from his ear, and said impatiently, "What's wrong?"

"I saw my sister-in-law Luo Luo with a pretty boy yesterday, brother, he was still smiling at that boy, do you think there is someone outside my sister-in-law Luo Luo?" Shen Yu swallowed, her tone exaggerated.

Shen Xing's face immediately became ugly, and the sense of superiority that had just risen was gone.

Shen Xing pressed his forehead and was silent for a while, then turned his head and rang the bed bell, calling for the doctor to come over: "How long before I can be discharged from the hospital? No matter what method I use, I want the fastest." Lying in the hospital like this, Qiao Luo was afraid that someone had really been abducted.

"Shen Xing, don't be in a hurry, there is no use in being in a hurry, first take care of your body, and then think of a way." Shen Yan rarely said a word of conscience.

Shen Xing asked back: "Do you have a solution?"

"There's a fart, if I have a way, I'll still stay here with you?" Shen Yan gnawed an apple in twos, and looked at Shen Xing in blank dismay.

Well, both of them look miserable, and neither can comfort the other.

That night, Shen Yan and Shen Xing ate two bowls of instant noodles miserably and established a firm revolutionary friendship.

Shen Yan took out the trash and threw it away, smoked a cigarette outside, and asked Qin Li on WeChat: "Has Ke Ke contacted you?"

"Not yet." Qin Li sighed, thinking that this time Shen Yan would be in trouble, "Brother, don't worry too much, I will notify you as soon as I have news."

Shen Yan said "hmm", and said politely: "I've troubled you these few days, please pay more attention."

Seeing that Shen Yan was so easy to talk to, Qin Li felt a little timid for a while.After all, Shen Ke's escape had something to do with him, and he was always upset, so he tried a lot: "Brother, when you find Ke Ke, what are you going to do?"

Without even thinking about it, Shen Yan sneered and said, "Put it in a cage."

Qin Li: "!!!" Damn it.

"Brother, calm down." Qin Li's heart skipped a beat, thinking that he could be rescued, he hurriedly helped Shen Ke say something nice, "I think Ke Ke's running away this time is probably because he was afraid that you would imprison him in Xiao Hei. Room."

Qin Li didn't dare to mention that he had frightened Shen Ke with this matter, and he was also afraid that after Shen Yan found Shen Ke, he would know that the escape was related to him, and then settle accounts with him after autumn, and said dryly: "And brother, Ke Ke can run first!" Once, you can run the second time, the more you lock him up, the more rebellious he is, we can't always be so defensive, you have to let him come back willingly, right?"

Shen Yan raised her eyebrows and said nothing.

Qin Li bit his head and said: "I know a master of love, how about I introduce you, brother, don't just tie up Ke Ke, create more romance, find Ke Ke, have a good relationship, wait for Ke Ke Ke loves you to the core, so naturally I don't want to run away."

Shen Yan was silent for a moment, then laughed lightly, but did not reply.

Qin Li was so flustered that he didn't dare to say anything else, so he hurriedly sent the wechat number and mobile phone number of the love master.

Shen Yan smoked another cigarette, put out the cigarette butt and greeted Shen Xing: "You can stay in the hospital by yourself, I have to go home."

Shen Xing was curious: "Is there something urgent?"

"Look for a love master to learn from." Shen Yan said lazily, not knowing how much of this was true or false.

Shen Xing frowned, not knowing what Shen Yan wanted to do.

Shen Yan smiled and said: "Let's learn how to trick people back."

Shen Xing: "Cheat back?"

"If you don't lie back, how will you live?" Shen Yan smiled.

After Shen Yan left, Shen Xing's side became much cleaner. The next day, Shen Xing heard from Qin Ji that Shen Yan specially bought a copy of "One Hundred Poses of Chasing Wife" to study, and also found a romantic partner. The master of love is on the sidelines counseling.

Shen Yan even patiently found a small notebook to write down some experiences, and wrote a thick notebook.

Shen Xing was so curious that he asked Shen Yan what kind of experience in chasing his wife was written in his little book. If it was suitable, he still wanted to learn it in his own selfishness.

Shen Yan quickly sent it to him.

Shen Xing clicked on the document, only to see a bunch of disharmonious stuff written on it, which was more explosive than his mother's little Huangwen.Words such as cat's ears, cat's tail, women's clothing, binding, small black house, etc. emerge in endlessly.

Shen Xing frowned tightly, not really believing it.

Shen Yan vowed on the other side: "Let's do this for now, when I trick Ke Ke back, let him do all the things written in the book."

Shen Xing: "..."

Shen Xing took a deep breath, and silently brought Qiao Luo in, thinking in a trance that if he dared to put cat ears and tails on Qiao Luo and close the small dark room, Qiao Luo would not kill him.Shen Yan really dared to think, the co-author is really not afraid of Shen Ke running away.

After a while, Shen Xing said in admiration: "I wish you success."

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Just as Shen Yan hung up Shen Xing's phone, Qin Li came to the door not long after.

"Brother, Ke Ke called me, it's this number." Qin Li hurriedly changed his shoes, and showed Shen Yan his phone number.

Shen Yan turned around and asked someone to check where the number belonged, to see if he could locate Shen Ke's location.

It turned out that Shen Ke was really smart, and the virtual software he used couldn't find the address.

Shen Yan rubbed the bridge of his nose and asked, "What did he say?"

"Ke Ke said he's settled down and he's doing well there." Qin Li said, "Just now he said he was going out to buy groceries, and he wanted to learn how to cook by himself, but he hung up after saying a few words. I After answering the phone, I ran over immediately."

Qin Li thought for a while, and added: "Oh, and, he said he asked me to teach him how to cook later, and he will call again."

Shen Yan said "um", brought Qin Li a can of drink, and said calmly, "Then wait for him to call again." As long as there is any movement, he calmed down after knowing the news.

Qin Li said "Oh" twice, sitting on the sofa and waiting.

After a while, Shen Ke's phone call really came.

"Qin Li Qin Li, I bought tomatoes and eggs. You talk, I'll do it. When the oil is ready, when will you put the eggs? Should you put the eggs first or the tomatoes first? How big should the tomatoes be?"

Shen Ke asked several questions in succession.

Qin Li glanced at Shen Yan, and Shen Yan reached out to take his mobile phone.

Shen Yan: "Beat the eggs well first, then add salt."

Shen Ke: "Oh."

Shen Yan: "Is the oil hot?"

"hot."

Shen Yan continued: "Pour the egg liquid into the pot, spread it evenly, turn it over with a spatula from the edge, don't fry it..."

Before he finished speaking, Shen Ke interrupted him expressionlessly: "It's already blurred."

Shen Yan: "...Throw it away, continue."

Shen Ke obediently threw away the scrambled eggs, came again, and Shen Yan continued to talk to him.

Then it got muddy again.

After coming down like this three or four times, Shen Yan was silent for a while, and said: "Forget it, don't make tomato scrambled eggs."

"Ah?" Shen Ke held the spatula, a little dazed.

"You order takeaway."

Shen Ke was unhappy: "..." Why do you look down on people so much.

"Or you can cut the tomatoes into pieces, add some sugar and eat it, it's also a dish, and it won't be fried again." Shen Yan said in a cool tone.

Shen Ke was very angry, so angry that he suddenly realized that it was not Qin Li who spoke.

"Shen Yan?" He asked cautiously.

Shen Yan responded: "It's me."

Shen Ke was silent for two seconds, hung up the phone with a "snap", and secretly scolded Qin Li for being a little traitor.

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