Cannon fodder who wears books is a goblin

Lin Cen went out in the middle of the night to find the old man first.

The first time he came chasing after the ghost who assassinated him, the little old man stuck his head upstairs and pushed him back.

At that time, he remembered where the old man lived, and found the room number along the window. Lin Cen knocked on the door in a rare manner.

But it is a pity that the old man does not seem to be at home.

Lin Cen shouted to the door, "Old man, are you there, come out quickly, I have something to ask you!"

The whole building is quiet, the lights in the stairwell are dim, and the whole building does not feel a trace of popularity.

It should be said that this building itself is the only household still inhabited.

This is an uninhabited ghost building.

Lin Cen frowned, and he put his ears on the door. After a while, the sound of footsteps came from inside the door.

Lin Cen stood up straight, and patted on the door again, "Old man, I heard the voice, you open the door quickly, if you don't come again, I will open the door!"

The sound of footsteps gradually became clearer, accompanied by the sound of friction on the ground when dragging tables and chairs. Lin Cen was wondering when there was a "click" sound of the door lock being turned, and the anti-theft door opened a narrow gap.

Then there was another crackling sound, and the anti-theft door was opened from the inside.

Lin Cen turned his head to the side, inside the anti-theft door was an ordinary home decoration, but——

What about people?

At first glance, it was only in line with a cloud of air, where is the old man?

"Here, here, I'm here."

A soft child's voice came from under his feet, Lin Cen lowered his head, confused, "Who are you?"

Appearing in front of him was a small dumpling that was only as high as his knees, with a round white and tender face, small hands like lotus root joints behind his back, wearing a watermelon hat, round eyes, like in a pictorial Fu doll.

The child's expression was serious, and he accused Lin Cen in a childish voice: "Where are you looking, I'm down here!"

Lin Cen remembered that the old man seemed to have a grandson.

It is said that his pipa sound is too loud, and his grandson will have an exam the next day.

But Lin Cen looked at the child who was obviously just weaned at his feet. At this age, can he count one, two, three, four, and take the exam.

Lin Cen asked him, "Where's your old man?"

The child's voice was crisp and milky, "He has something to go out."

Lin Cen pushed the door open a bit, "Then when will he come back and did you say where he went?"

The kid poked his head out from behind the door shyly, looking very cute, "No, but he asked me to bring you a message."

Lin Cen bent down, and his voice softened a lot in front of this cute child, "What are you talking about?"

The kid twitched his fingers nervously, and looked up at him, as if he was a little confused.

Lin Cen coaxed, "It's okay, don't worry."

The kid pondered for a moment, then looked at him expectantly, "Then buy me an ice cream, and I'll tell you."

Lin Cen:?

He glanced at the storm outside, half-closed his eyes and looked at him: "Where do you want me to buy ice cream for you?"

The child tilted his head, which was quite reasonable: "But only half of the cities in the country are raining, and the other half is not raining. I know you are a monster, and you can buy it for me with a click."

Lin Cen was speechless for a moment.

"My little friend, let me tell you that you are pushing your limits. A good boy can't do this. Be obedient and tell me what your grandpa said. This is a serious matter."

The kid was serious and earnest with a stern face, "He's not my grandpa."

"That's not the point. The point is that my business is very important. It cares about how much ice cream you can eat in the future. Just tell me what your grandpa said, okay?"

The child pursed his lips and looked at him eagerly.

Lin Cen folded his hands on his chest, looking at the children with disdain, "It's no use pretending to be pitiful. My eyes are bigger than yours, and I look better than you. I'm an expert at pretending to be pitiful. I'm cuter than you and cuter. slightly."

The child's face darkened immediately, he stomped his feet angrily, and then slammed the door behind Lin Cen's smug smile.

There was a child's angry voice from across the door, "The old man didn't say anything, I lied to you, where are you going back and forth!"

Lin Cen looked at the closed anti-theft door in disbelief. If it wasn't for the barrier in this room that couldn't be broken, he would have to get this little thing out and spank his ass sooner or later.

"Bear boy, why are you so fierce, wait for your grandpa to come back and deal with you!"

"You can go into the house first and then talk!"

Lin Cen kicked the door irritably, and shouted threateningly, "Wait!"

After a while, there was no more sound from outside the door.

The child stood on the small bench stacked on top of the table, his round eyes looked through the peepholes, and there was no one in the dark corridor.

He pursed his lips, climbed down from the table, patted his butt, and was about to drag the table back to its original position when he heard Lin Cen's impatient voice from outside the door.

"Here, ice cream."

The kid turned around in a swish, and jumped onto the table higher than the others. Through the peephole, he saw all kinds of ice cream in the transparent plastic bag that Lin Cen was carrying.

He swallowed, his eyes were shining, but he still reminded, "I lied to you just now, the old man didn't leave a message for you, even if you give me the ice cream, it's useless."

Lin Cen rolled his eyes, "I'm not deaf. If you like to eat or not, I'll leave if you don't want to."

"I want it, I want it!" Accompanied by the voice of a baby, the door opened with a click.

Lin Cen handed over a whole bag of ice cream, and the child stood on tiptoe, his face flushed with excitement.

He rubbed his hands and took the bag.

Lin Cen grabbed the little fat hand of the child with his backhand the moment the child stretched out his hand, and it fell apart with one touch.

The child rubbed his wrists for some unknown reason, and then almost buried himself in the ice cream bag.

"For your ice cream's sake, I'll give you a word."

Lin Cen withdrew his burned hand calmly, "What are you talking about?"

The kid was eating ice cream, and said in a low voice, "One flower, one world, one leaf, one bodhi."

"anything else?"

"Next time I buy vanilla flavor, I don't like taro."

"Any more?"

"Yes, remember to weigh it before you do it next time. Not everyone has such a good temper like me. This world is not as simple as you think."

The child dragged the ice cream back and said to Lin Cen with a smile.

Lin Cen's complexion changed slightly, his palm was burned, and it hurt like a heart.

Before closing the door, the child still did not forget to tell, "You must pay attention to what I say, pay attention to it!"

I appreciate your size! !

Lin Cen was about to die of anger.

He pressed the door tightly to prevent him from closing it. Holding his breath, he stretched out his hand to the child, "Give me back the ice cream."

The kid opened his eyes wide in surprise, "How can you be so contradictory!"

Lin Cen was so naive, he just repeated, "Give it to me!"

The child hid the bag behind his back, "No, what is given out cannot be taken back."

Seeing that Lin Cen seemed really angry, he scratched his palms guiltyly, "Well, that's a big deal, come to me if you need help in the future."

Lin Cen sneered, "Who are you to be so shameless?"

The child puffed out his chest and was very proud, "I am the embodiment of this world!"

Lin Cen didn't believe it.

"Are you an avatar what is your grandfather?"

"It's not my grandpa." The child pouted, looking unhappy, "He's a liar!"

Lin Cen's eyes flashed, "Liar?"

"Yes." The child kicked the plastic bag and made a rattling sound. He reluctantly walked back to the door, "Well then, I'll give you a gift, and we'll be settled."

He waved at Lin Cen, "Squat down."

Lin Cen was suspicious.

"Oh, why don't you squat down."

The kid stretched out his hand and pulled Lin Cen down. He leaned into Lin Cen's ear and whispered, "I'll tell you a secret."

Lin Cen's ears twitched.

"That is……"

Lin Cen moved his head closer.

The child opened his mouth, and the teeth were firmly embedded in Lin Cen's ears.

Severe unexplainable pain hit from the base of the ear, Lin Cen shot out the strings with his backhand, the child let go of his mouth and ran into the room, all the strings that were shot were bounced back by the enchantment.

Lin Cen covered his ears, and blood flowed down his fingers.

The little devil in the house opened his mouth, and the corners of his mouth were full of blood from Lin Cen's ears.

Lin Cen's face turned completely cold, with murderous aura overflowing, his black pupils looked like demons from the abyss, and the green pipa appeared in his hand, and every note contained the power to destroy the world under the wrath. energy.

The little devil yelled in the house, "This is a gift from me! It's a gift! You're called revenge!"

Gift for your mua! !

A drop of blood fell on the phoenix head along the side face, and there was a lot of strings, the strong wind and rain outside the building were sharper than steel knives, the strong wind, hunting, lightning and thunder, cracks opened from the outside of the whole building, and there was a "boom" After the loud noise, Lin Cen floated into the air, and the whole building was reduced to rubble and dust.

The child disappeared.

It was raining heavily, and Lin Cen forgot to cover himself.

His body was soaked, and the rain was dripping on his bleeding ear, which was burning and painful.

He stood in the rain, covered in black mist.

Since he cultivated into adulthood, he has never been subjected to such a shame and humiliation except for suffering at the hands of a Taoist priest!

Just as endless dark thoughts were surging in his mind, the phone rang suddenly.

In this heavy rain, all the voices seemed to be distorted, only Qi Shaoyang's slightly cold voice on the phone was the only reality.

"Didn't bother you, when will you come back, I... I have already bought everything."

Qi Shaoyang's expressionless face was so red that it was about to smoke. In the drawer were the things he bought in some special stores in the rain. Because the purchase was straightforward, the store also gave away a lot of things he didn't understand. I went to ask, but the shopkeeper told him with a mysterious face that he could go back and try it slowly.

The devastating battle channel instantly turned into a warm love channel.

The pent-up anger in Lin Cen's chest turned into inexplicable grievances.

He opened his mouth, wanting to say that he would go back immediately, but what he uttered was a wail that resounded throughout the world.

In Qi Shaoyang's gentle voice, Lin Cen burst into tears.

The author has something to say: Cen Cen, the lawless old man who is number one in the world, was bullied by a brat, he needs a kiss from his husband to be good QAQ

The first time my wife cried was not on my bed!