My palm print is a bit flirtatious

In the Goldfish Inn, there was an endless stream of people coming and going.

As a model of all living beings in the three realms, it is really my own thing to take the lead in experiencing the sufferings of the world.No, the old listener mentioned this restaurant, so he came here to have a look.

The three-story tile-stacked small building has high eaves, and it has the potential to ride clouds and fog.

Well, it has quite the aesthetic style of this seat, and it also has a taste of combining Chinese and Western.

Oh yes, I forgot to mention one thing.

My name is Xianxian, and I like girls.

Holding the hem of the skirt and stepping into the threshold, immediately two beauties who looked like fairies came up to welcome me, look at this little face, she looks so pretty.

However, it is still not as good as Ah Chang.

But this seat is already very satisfied.

Since it is a restaurant, I wonder if there are crayfish and charcoal-grilled oysters that I am thinking of.

With excitement, I rushed in excitedly.

After all, I flew down from the sky, and I haven't eaten for three hours. In the words here, I haven't eaten or even drank for six hours.

Alas, it is also an example for all living beings in the Three Realms, which is too pitiful.

The decoration in the restaurant is very unique. I heard that the proprietress here is very beautiful. I really want to see it. After all, everyone has a love for beauty.

The two angel-like beauties beside him are very enthusiastic.

Seeing the high interest of the crowd, I got up on the spur of the moment, turned to the two angels, oh no, they were beauties, and asked: "Angel, what's your name?"

"My name is Zhenzhen."

"My name is Ai Ai."

"..."

Wait, this seat suddenly feels a long-lost sense of familiarity.

This seat asked softly and tentatively: "Is there someone named Lian Lian here?"

The two fairies said in unison: "Yes, Lian Lian is in the backyard today."

This seat suppressed the gallop of ten thousand mud horses in my heart, and asked again with tears in my eyes: "Then do you know Zhu Wuneng?"

The two fairies nodded again, and said with a smile: "It's the old sow in the pigsty in our backyard. She can't give birth. Our shopkeeper thought she was pitiful, so she stayed in the pen to raise her. We all call her 'incompetent'." .”

The galloping grass mud horse in my heart suddenly stopped the car, but before it had time, it rushed into a big ditch.

I thought I met an acquaintance, but it turned out to be a coincidence.

The chances of this seat returning home are slim again.

Thinking of this, I am not even in the mood to eat crayfish, not to mention, there are no crayfish here either.

Because crayfish are an invasive species native to the Americas, they have not been introduced in this world.

This seat yelled dejectedly: "Come here, show me some tea for this... Fairy."

The two little fairies glanced at me with the eyes of looking at the staff, poured a cup of tea and left.

This seat wants to look up to the sky and scream, the world is so cold, can't I go back after seeing this seat!

When I go back, I will show you what real high technology is. We can illuminate without fire, blow air conditioners, and fly airplanes... I must despise you short-sighted thugs!

Thinking of this, this seat is even more uncomfortable.

As the saying goes, a drunk can relieve a thousand worries.

This seat picked up the wine glass, raised his neck and took a big sip.

cough cough-

Almost choked me to death!

Maybe it's because of the alcohol, after two or three drinks, I'm a little bit over the top.

Did ancient wine have such a high alcohol content?

Comparable to Erguotou.

With blurred eyebrows and eyes, I stood up staggeringly.

Wait, I seem to see a fairy-like beauty walking towards me.Oh, you said that this seat just said the same thing, but this beauty in front of me is different from the two 'celestial beings' just now. This fairy beauty is fresh and refined without artificiality, and her beauty is just right. It is different from other coquettish sluts. This seat fell in love at first sight .

You must ask, this seat has only just glanced at it, how can it be seen that it is fresh, refined and unaffected?

Because, because this seat is a fairy!

This seat is in charge of the 36th floor of the Tiangong, and holds the power of life and death of all things in the world, so it has this kind of super power!

It's like liking your superpower.

Huh~

It's freezing.

It was too late and then soon, the fairy beauty came to me.

My heart is pounding, my heart is about to jump out.

Oops, it's a heart-wrenching feeling.

This seat grabbed the arm of the celestial beauty, and smiled at her like an idiot.

After all, I have no resistance to beauties, and no one can resist my fairy smile.

The celestial beauty was startled, seeing this seat was stunned for about 0.78 seconds, and asked softly: "This guest officer...is he drunk?"

The voice is so gentle, Susu scratched her heart, making me want to stop.

My brain has stopped functioning, and pink bubbles are all over my body.

This seat grinned and nodded, his eyes almost narrowed into a slit.

But I still want to clarify, this seat really has double eyelids, that is, the less obvious double eyelids.

The beauty Tianxian not only had a gentle voice, but also a gentle temperament, and asked me: "Then we have a good guest room upstairs, do you want to stay in the guest room?"

I can't hear anything, I just look at the face of the beauty and fairy, and feel that this face can be admired for a whole day, oh no, a whole year.

"Guest officer, guest officer..."

Tianxian's face moved closer again.

This seat smiled and said: "This seat is a god, not a guest officer."

After saying this sentence, this seat was completely unconscious.

By the way, I suddenly remembered that I used to be a person who would get drunk after only drinking a bottle of beer.

But today, I wanted to jump up, slapped the table and shouted: I'm really drunk just right!

This seat imagines that after being drunk, Tianxian will hold me in a princess hug, then rotate 360 ​​degrees gracefully in the air, and connect this seat into the boudoir of the fairy, and do this to me like this, um, like that again .

But this seat didn't think of it.

After Tianxian lost consciousness, he called Ah Ye.

Note: I don't know anything about the next thing.

"Aye, come quickly."

Ruan Lanye heard the voice, hurried over, saw the person in Jinyu's arms, frowned and said, "Where is the crazy woman from?"

Jin Yu said: "Hurry up and carry her up first, I reckon this is the Fairy Lingyun mentioned the day before yesterday."

Lan Ye couldn't believe it, "She is Fairy Lingyun?"

Jinyu nodded, "I recognize the silver ring on her neck, it's the thing in Tuo's dream."

This matter is strange to say, she dreamed a strange thing the day before yesterday, saying that today a fairy will come down from the sky to do fortune-telling for her and Ah Ye, and test how many years they can stay together in the future.

She didn't believe this at first, but today she actually met her, and she was almost the same as the fairy she had seen in her dream.

Since she and Ah Ye left Daying, they headed west all the way to the foot of Penglai Mountain.

The scriptures once said that Penglai, Yingzhou, and Fangzhang are the places of fairy mountains, and gods live on the mountains.

If there is a predestined person, you can meet the gods, and the gods will be kind, and you can fulfill a wish of the person you meet.

Lan Ye was skeptical, and sent someone to carry this 'great immortal' figure into the wing room.

It's still the kind of four young men lifting their limbs.

Speaking of which, the wine is really strong, we Lingyun Fairy slept for three full days, and there was no sign of waking up at all.

Competent with the pigs in the backyard.

In the middle of the night, Lan Ye carried Jinyu to the bed, and asked softly, "Are you tired today?"

She mumbled, "My waist is a little sore."

Lan Ye smiled lightly: "It must be because I was tired last night, you lie down, and I will massage for you."

Jinyu said angrily, "You're ashamed to say, don't go to my house today."

"No, I'm afraid of the dark at night, so I want to sleep with you." As she said that, she climbed up and hugged her waist tightly.

"Hey, take it easy, my waist is really sore."

Startled, Lan Ye hurriedly sat up and said worriedly, "You lie on your stomach, and I'll rub it for you."

She hummed, put her hands under her cheeks, and felt a pair of powerful palms around her waist, pressing them tightly. She turned her head and said, "Why do you think that Fairy Lingyun is still awake?"

Clutching her waist with both hands, Lan Ye said: "What kind of fairy, I think she is probably a silly girl with an abnormal brain. When she wakes up, she should be chased away quickly. It's not a problem to stay next door all the time."

"Maybe it's really a fairy. If we meet a fairy, we'll make a fortune."

Lan Ye smiled and said: "As long as you still believe this, we have earned our lives through untold hardships. How can some fairy say a few words? Now the restaurant business is getting better, and our life will be better and better." The better."

Jinyu thought for a while, then murmured: "That's right, why don't we wait until tomorrow morning to see, if she still doesn't wake up, we'll drive her away."

"Is it better?"

Jinyu nodded, and said, "It's much more comfortable, even my legs are sore."

Lan Ye reached down with her hand, pinched her calf and asked, "Is it here?"

"No, a little above."

"here?"

"A little higher."

"..."

Lan Ye paused, raised her eyebrows and glanced at her, "You lied to me?"

Eyes and movements are both pronged, Jinyu understands, Youyuan glanced at her, and said gloomily: "Where did I lie to you, it's really sour."

"I don't believe it." She bullied herself into indescribable, making her indescribable, "Tell me, did you do it on purpose, huh?"

Jinyu followed the trend, wrapped her arms around her neck, pulled her body closer to her, breathed into her ear, and said with a smile: "Good Aye, kiss Aye, how dare I lie to you , I just miss you."

She said with difficulty: "Then you admit that you did it on purpose."

Jinyu is angry, why is this person like this, he always loves to force others to submit, so why can't he be confused and follow her for a while?

Holding her face in her arms, she took a sip of her lips, and complained softly, "What's the point? I'm your heart, so I can't lie to you, not to mention it's a lie, do you know the taste? ?”

Lan Ye pulled up the corners of her mouth and smiled, "Okay, okay, it's my fault, but I have a big temper."

She bowed her head to the indescribable. The indescribable part was from the indescribable to the indescribable. Now it is an indescribable area. Jinyu unconsciously cannot describe her waist, and said hoarsely: "Aye..."

"Well, what happened?"

"Did you miss me?"

Lan Ye said: "I think, every day."

"Then do you love me or not?"

"Love you, love you forever."

Satisfied, Jinyu hid in her arms, and was about to speak when she suddenly caught a glimpse of someone lying on the window.

She frightened: "Who!"

"It's me, I'm awake." I pushed open the window and climbed in directly through the window.

But it seems that some people are not very happy, because I saw her constipated expression.

It is said that this person is called A Ye.

To be precise, it is not rumored, because she has been listening next door for half an hour.

As the saying goes, when you can't bear it, you don't need to bear it anymore.

Therefore, I couldn't restrain the chicken jelly in my heart, so I tiptoed to take a peek.

No, it's not considered peeking, I still left a crack on the window, but I was discovered by the beauty and angel.

"A beauty and an angel..."

"Stop, get out!"

This seat was taken aback by that Ah Ye's scolding, and stood there in a daze, blinking its European-style eyelids towards the beauty Tianxian, and murmured: "Sister Tianxian..."

"Can't you hear me, get out for me."

This person is really...too fierce!

However, Sister Tianxian is very gentle.

Sister Tianxian stood up and asked me with a smile, "Where are you from and what's your name?"

When I saw Sister Tianxian, I couldn't hold back, and blurted out: "I'm from Penglai Island, my name is Xianxian, I'm seventeen this year, unmarried."

When I got excited, I seemed to talk a little too much.

"Fairy?" Jinyu murmured, "Could it be that you are Fairy Lingyun?"

I didn't understand what Sister Tianxian said, only heard the word 'fairy', so I nodded and said: "This seat is a fairy, in charge of the 36th floor of the Tiangong, and holds the power of life and death for all things in the world."

This is my opening line, and I have already memorized it fluently in my heart.

But I don't know why, when Sister Tianxian heard this sentence, she immediately jumped up happily.

This seat suddenly feels sad, Sister Tianxian is not overwhelmed by this seat's prosperity and beauty, but she is so happy just hearing this seat's name?

Isn't this a typical stalker!

Thinking about it this way, I still miss A Chang, and no one is better than my A Chang.

Jinyu grabbed Lan Ye and said happily, "A Ye, she is really a fairy."

Ruan Lanye stood there and looked at the person in front of her. She felt uncomfortable being disturbed. She deliberately asked, "Immortal? Who knows if it's true?"

When I heard this, I was immediately stunned. Is this questioning my ability to control the 36th floor of the Tiangong and control the life and death of all things in the world?

Although this seat is not a real fairy, but the fairy is really a fairy, how can you tolerate people insulting this seat's real body like this?

So I waved my hand casually, a white light appeared on my fingertips, and then a purse appeared on the palm of my hand, which looked like a pear blossom.

This trick is called fetching objects from space, and this seat only knows this trick, and it was taught by Ah Chang.

Ruan Lanye was startled, and raised her hand to touch the things in her bosom, but it was empty.

Seeing this, Jinyu said excitedly, "Aye, that is the purse I embroidered, she is really a fairy."

This seat held its head high and held its chest high, "That is, this seat is the lord of Penglai Island, how dare you and other troublesome people make mistakes?"

I have to say that since I came here, my classical Chinese has become more and more slippery.

The beauty Tianxian rushed up suddenly, and said with a smile: "Fairy Lingyun, disciple Jinyu wants to ask the fairy to fulfill a wish."

"wish?"

Jinyu said: "Penglai has an old custom. Whenever you meet a fairy on the island, you can ask him for a wish. If you can achieve it, you will also accumulate practice for the fairy."

I don't believe it, "Is there such a practice? Why haven't I heard of it?"

The beauty fairy nodded sincerely, and said in a low voice, "The fairy is kind-hearted and wise. As the saying goes, a fairy looks like a fairy when you look at people and appearances. Ah Ye and I have gone through all kinds of difficulties and dangers. It's easy to get to this point, but I've been in poor health, and I don't know how long I can stay together. The fairy is so kind and virtuous, and the disciple doesn't dare to ask for anything else. I only hope that Aye and Aye can stay together for dozens of years. That's it, no regrets."

For some reason, this seat suddenly felt sad.

This seat is a soft-hearted person, and I can't listen to such provocative words the most. Great time, can't you spend it happily?

Although I am also a poor person, I came to this unfamiliar place alone, I don't know anyone, and there are a lot of people who want to kill me.

But I still live happily, eat and drink well, and never treat myself badly.

It is a blessing to be able to save his life, how dare he think about anything else?

"You said, what do you want me to fulfill your wish?"

This seat hates beautiful women crying the most. Although that night next to him has a bad temper, but this seat will endure it for the sake of the fairy Bai Yueguang. Who can say that this seat has a good heart and is beautiful.

Jinyu said: "The disciple wants to ask, how long will my lifespan... be?"

The biceps on the cheeks of this seat jumped heavily, and he hesitated: "This, this..."

Do you really think that I don't know where the biceps grow? I just express my nervousness, don't you understand?

As for why this seat is nervous, because of this seat, because this seat doesn't know how long the beauty and angel can live?

This seat has no celestial powers now, this seat is a fake fairy, who only knows how to get things from the air with one move, and I lied to Ah Chang to teach her.

Although I don't have fairy magic, I have a smart mind.

This trick of fetching objects from the air has only been learned for two hours.

Clearing my throat, I said: "Life is determined by God, and everything has its own definite number. If I reveal your lifespan, it is against the will of God and will be sent by God!"

Jinyu's hopeful heart gradually sank, she lowered her head and muttered: "So it's like this, it's all because of the disciple's greed."

Lan Ye took Jinyu's hand, put it on her lips and murmured, "Ayu, even if we only have one day, we must stay together until the last moment."

She smiled like a flower, nodded lightly and said, "Okay, I'm with Aye."

"Okay, okay, don't spread dog food, I surrender."

This seat took out two pieces of elixir the size of Mai Lisu from his arms, handed them over and said: "Here, one for each person, eat it quickly."

"This is……"

My seat said: "Well, well, I won't die if I eat it. This is the elixir that I brought down from Penglai Mountain. It was originally intended to be used for beauty and beauty. Now it belongs to you. The elixir in the sky is nothing for the gods, but it is for ordinary people to eat." If you can strengthen your physique, it will not be a problem to live to eighty, so you can rest assured now."

Jinyu was overjoyed, "I don't know how to repay the fairy's kindness."

Well, actually it’s not necessary, it’s just that when Ah Chang was making alchemy, I secretly took a few pills, and it’s easy to do.

This seat stretched its head, and said with a smile: "Why don't you make a promise with your body, this seat still lacks someone to take a bath and rub your back, follow this seat back to Penglai, and you can live forever."

"No."

"No."

The two said in unison.

I was taken aback by the scolding again, covered my little heart, and hummed slowly: "Two ungrateful, who cares, I have a chief! I curse you two scourges for thousands of years, and you will never die Immortal and immortal!"

Looking at the stunned two people, I feel very happy physically and mentally.

"Little boy, be afraid, dare to fight with me..."

"Great Immortal..." The beauty Tianxian pointed behind me.

This seat turned around.

Mamma Mia!

"Ah Chang..."

I can assure you that this is the third time I have been frightened today.

"Have you copied the immortal's two hundred times the Great Compassion Mantra?"

"woooooooo~"

I made a mistake, I must repent, and never dare to sneak out of Penglai Mountain again, I must change my mind and be a good person in the future.

No, it is to be a fairy.

The author has something to say:

The author has completely let go of his brain. If you don't like the cutie, you don't need to contact the text, just read it as a pastime.

Xianxian and Achang are the two heroines of "I am Immortal", and the writing style may be similar, so the palm print is completely over, see you in the world~

It’s 2018:8 on August 12, 02. Listening to JJ’s "Those Dreams You Are Adventurous", I feel very happy and beautiful~