[Comprehensive] The correct posture of fooling the savior

Granted, Harry's itinerary was somewhat constrained after this (which Harry found very unfortunate) travel incident.Of course, due to the sweet and greasy relationship between them, this kind of restraint is not expressed in the form of restraining feet against the wall or strict treaties, but——

A narrow-minded fiend tripled his homework.

three times!three times!three times! ——Say important things three times!

Harry was going crazy!Why is he no longer at Hogwarts, but has more homework to do than at school!Normally speaking, after playing truant, shouldn't one have nothing to do!

However, Harry is not an ignorant child who will be silent and under pressure now. After he played cute, coquettish, crying, and begging in multiple ways, he successfully obtained the permission to go out and wander the Muggle world at will. Of course, it must be In the company of the Dark Lord himself or one of the Death Eaters.

This trip was really unlucky. Not only did bad luck continue, the problems I wanted to pursue did not have any results, but I was also caught.

However, although it is so hard on the whole, it is not without any gains.Harry has two more pen pals, one of whom is Will Graham, a special agent of the FBI who he took the initiative to hook up with.During the meeting at the police station at the time, they almost hit it off. Afterwards, Harry found Will's contact information and began to correspond with him.

Will's letters are often written on regular Muggle letter paper, and he doesn't pay special attention to details. Sometimes the letter paper will have irregular folds, and sometimes there will be warped corners.When he got the text from Harry (yes, Harry asked for Will's phone number in the first place), he talked back and forth a few times, and finally he found that they both liked writing letters.

Will wrote in their first letter: "I didn't expect anyone to like such an ancient communication method as I do. I thought that people now like to use text messages, Facebook and other popular SNS. I have some slight I'd rather write a letter than call or text or whatever."

Texting may be convenient for other people, but for Harry in the wizarding world where electronic devices are subject to magical interference, it is a hassle.He wants to pull up a Death Eater, leave the Death Eater Manor, run to a place with a signal to receive text messages, then reply with dozens of words, and then run back to enter the next cycle—this is simply a kind of Great torture.

So Harry was really, really glad that Will was willing to accept the exchange of letters.Of course, he would not be so stupid as to write the reason of "sending text messages is too troublesome" into the letter, and he replied like this: "I am glad that you also like the mode of writing and communicating, so we are really in harmony. Write Letters are a very convenient and comfortable thing for me, and letter paper can also allow me to think carefully and write carefully."

The communication with Will was initiated by Harry, while the other pen pal was uninvited, inexplicable, and talking to himself.One morning, Harry suddenly received a strange-shaped letter, white letter paper, white envelope, very concise, the letter paper was folded squarely, without a trace of wrinkle as if he had obsessive-compulsive disorder.Harry had a sense of foreboding as soon as he saw the envelope, and after he opened the letter, the sense of foreboding came true.

The letter paper was full of complaints: "The way of communication in the wizarding world is so backward, you still maintain the work and rest habits of the last century! Quill pens, parchment, and letter writing! Oh my god, it's so frustrating. It’s unbelievable, I can’t believe that you are also residents of the 21st century, I almost thought you were hiding in some corner to avoid the passage of time, and then showing off your backward customs in a completely inappropriate age..."

This tone of voice is really a familiar poisonous tongue, it seems that it happened to my ears just a while ago.Harry looked down, and as expected, it was signed "Sherlock Holmes".

——Actually, no one forced you to write to me. If you are not used to writing letters, you don’t have to contact me...

Harry complained about this resentful letter in his heart for a while, but finally he didn't write these words into the reply letter, he was afraid of attracting another full of venomous words from Sherlock.He carefully and tactfully expressed the meaning of "You are the uncle, as you please" in his reply letter:

"I was very flattered to receive your letter. You can't understand some habits of the wizarding world. I'm really sorry for you. We are really a minority hiding in a corner..."

Although Sherlock's letter slots are full, after a long time without contact with friends, Harry is quite happy to suddenly have two pen pals who have nothing to do with their interests and who can complain casually.He selectively ignored Sherlock's poisonous tongue, and happily started the journey of chatting with the two pen pals.

— Harry's heart: I'm not "happy"!I always feel like my IQ is crushed when I read letters!unhappy!

Except for occasional doubts about life and IQ, generally speaking, it is interesting to have two friends with unique personalities. However, Harry regrets to find that Will's memory of clues about the wizarding world has been blurred.

At that time in Scotland Yard, there were so obvious hints in the conversation between Sherlock and Mycroft, almost poking the truth of "another world does exist" under the nose of others. With Will's IQ, it is impossible There is no doubt at all.It's a pity that the Ministry of Magic (maybe Death Eaters did it?) is really efficient at keeping secrets. When Harry visited again, Inspector Lestrade, Will, and everyone involved Harry's temptation looked inexplicable.

——The point of this passage is, why not blur Sherlock's memory too!Let him write letters with such a vicious tongue to harm me!

Of course, Harry also knew that Sherlock, as Mycroft's younger brother, did have some immunity...

But he would rather choose Will to know the truth than Sherlock to continue to know the truth!

Will's holiday in England is coming to an end soon, and Harry sneaks into the Muggle world to see him off.Although the memory has undergone some blurring processing, fortunately their getting along has not been affected. Will still thinks that he is a good friend at first sight.

"If you come to the United States, you must contact me," Will was a little reluctant when he said goodbye at the airport, and he told Harry earnestly, "I live in Baltimore, Maryland. Let me be the host."

"Of course," Harry said, equally reluctant, "I also want to meet your dog. Seeing how cute you described in your letter, it must be very cute."

"Yes, yes," Will laughed, "they are very loyal and lovely partners. Every day Winston will take the initiative to come up to greet you, Buster is much lazy, they are all very cute .”

"And your psychiatrist," Harry added, he had been curious about the psychiatrist that Will mentioned countless times in his letters and conversations, "If I remember correctly, it's Hannibal Lecter, right? I always hear you mention him, which makes me very curious about him. I always feel that he will have some similarities with my tutor."

"I feel it! At least they all have the same strong desire to control," Will laughed. "I once made an appointment for psychotherapy, but I didn't go to the appointment because I was busy solving the case. Do you know what my psychiatrist did? ?He drove over 70 miles to find me. At 9pm, drove 70+ miles from my house to the school I attended and complained to me that I didn't show up for my appointment. Oh my god."

"Uh..." Harry was a little stunned, wow, this desire to control is indeed very strong.However, the Dark Lord's desire to control seems to be even more terrifying, "It feels like my family's tutor. You know? Just this time, I sneaked out to play without saying hello to him. It is said that he was doing business in Europe Yeah, it ended up driving all the way back from Europe and bringing me home. Oh my God."

"Hahaha! Your family's tutor is really good! Hey, they are really on par!" This similarity hit Will's HHP, and he laughed until his stomach ached, "Okay, see Come on they really could be very similar."

"If I came to America, I would definitely go see that psychiatrist," Harry shrugged. "By the way, I actually know a guy. I always think he's mentally abnormal. I've been wanting to recommend a psychiatrist to him. It's a pity that I don't know any famous psychiatrists. Moreover, I suspect that ordinary psychiatrists may not be able to treat him at all. His mental illness is already very serious!"

"Oh, really?" Will raised his eyebrows curiously, "What's his name?"

"Jim Moriarty," Harry pouted, his tone full of disdain. He really didn't like that Moriarty who always seduced the Dark Lord in various ways, and he deeply doubted Moriah Dee is overly expressive, "a London psycho."

"Dr. Lecter is one of the best psychiatrists," said Will, "unfortunately he's in America and he's not very willing to leave Baltimore. Maybe I can ask him to recommend a psychiatrist in England? After all, it's all in the same circle." Here, Dr. Lecter should know someone traveling with him."

"Thanks a lot then," Harry said with a smile, "waiting for your recommendation."

"Okay," Will nodded affirmatively, and then he asked worriedly, "Remember to contact me."

"Don't worry, I have your mobile phone number." Harry waved the mobile phone he bought specially to contact friends in the Muggle world. Although this thing can't even be activated in the wizarding world, it can only be used as a display. "Keep in touch?"

"Keep in touch, and I will remember to write the letter." Will finally waved to Harry, turned and walked into the security channel of the plane.

"Bon Voyage."

The author has something to say: Little Theater

Wizarding world magic affects electronics.

#治疗Internet addiction is a good place to go! #

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The first team of swords is 95, the second team is 55, the third team is 25, and the god judge is 60.Please call me Gandi.

According to the official notice, forging + dungeon 50 is about to be restricted, so I started to prepare diligently...

(Whisper: Do I still have the time code...)