Temptation is coming to the bowl

"0k! Ok! Ok!" Duke hurriedly broke away from Viola, and in his heart he labeled his new roommate "weird".

"They are Andrew and Toby, living next door!"

"Yeah! But the dormitory for the first grade is over there, little prodigy!" Andrew was speechless about Viola's series of strange behaviors and short stature.

Immediately afterwards, Toby asked seriously: "Honestly, how old are you?" So short, are you really in the same grade as them?

Viola swallowed her saliva, and said nervously: "How many levels did I jump, I'm a genius!" Immediately afterwards, she unconsciously made a booing movement, and then sat down on her luggage.

Immediately, the three rough guys were like a fortress, how could they be so sissy!

Trying to adjust her sitting posture to ensure that she looks like a man, Viola looked at Duke and started the topic: "Do you know when the football team tries out?"

Duke tidied up the things on the bed and replied, "Noon! Why, you also play football?"

"Of course! I'm a center forward! Youknowit, bro." After getting the answer she wanted, Viola happily stood up and straightened her clothes, "You also play football?"

"Yeah! I'm the forward, Andrew and Toby are the central defenders!"

"Not bad!" Viola, who felt that she had a good chat with her roommate, shed the nervousness at the beginning, and began to recover her nerves.

Duke accidentally saw the sanitary napkins in his boots, and Duke was very surprised, "Wait a minute, why are there sanitary napkins in your boots?"

(PS: American sanitary napkins are different from Chinese supermarkets. They are tube-shaped, which is amazing. Are there any?)

Hearing this, Andrew and Toby, who are fond of gossip, crowded around excitedly, their eyes were shining, it was really a sanitary napkin!

Surprised, Viola frantically slapped the villain in her heart countless times, why is she so brainless?As anxious as she was in her heart, there were so many expressions on her face. Unfortunately, Duke and the others couldn't see it.

Finally, she had a flash of inspiration, turned around, and looked confident, "My nose often bleeds, so..." She made an expression that you all understand!

"So you stuck that up your nose?" Andrew looked terrified, what a scary earthling!

"Yeah!" Viola knew that she had no choice but to follow her plan, she put on a surprised expression, as if she had never used sanitary napkins to stop nosebleeds before, what a shock. "Why? Haven't you guys tried it?"

The three of them looked at her and shook their heads dumbfounded. Which normal man would do such an outrageous thing?

"Oh!" Viola said with an experienced look, "Beckham often does this!"

"Really?" Duke was dumbfounded.

"Of course!" In order to convince them, Viola went all out, "Look, I'll show you!"

The three of them watched in a daze as Viola pulled out the sanitary napkin roughly, and then inserted it into their nostrils with the words "wipe it in directly".

"Using this can help you suck completely!" Viola concluded.

In an instant, the three of them burst into laughter. How could there be such a weird person?

"This is disgusting!"

"Are you kidding me?"

"Oh, mygod! Your roommate is a freak!"

……

No matter what they said, Viola knew that she had passed this test, and she was relieved.

On the playground, young boys who love football and inspire them to become football players lined up in a row waiting for the coach's lecture.

Coach Dinklage held the test form, looked at this group of enthusiastic teenagers, and said loudly: "Next, train as usual, give me a bit of cleverness!"

Looking past his own team members, Dinklage walked up to a short boy and said mercilessly, "What are you, the short winter melon at home?"

The boy who was sprayed with venom wept silently. It was not his fault that he was short, but this did not stop his determination to become a football player.

Compared with this skinny young man, Viola standing next to him looked much stronger, and naturally escaped the coach's venom spray, and this misfortune was transferred to the one beside her who only had weight but no brains. on the students.

Dinklage looked up and down at the bloated figure in front of him, and his facial expression became more and more strange. He turned the smiling face of the boy who was so happy because he was watched by the coach into a crying face. He really couldn't control the overnutrition or something~~ ~~(>_<)~~~~

Reluctantly straightening the hat on his head, Dinklage has nothing to say, the source of students this year is really unparalleled~

"Okay! Now start strip training!" Dinklage whistled and started the first step of daily training.

The teenagers who heard the order quickly took off their shirts, but Viola shouted in panic and stopped the coach: "Pardon me, sir! I have to train with a shirt on!"

"What?" Dinklage leaned closer to Viola, wondering if he had heard wrongly. How could there be such a pampered nobleman on the football field?

Viola choked for a moment, and then a lie slipped out of her mouth without thinking about it, "I'm allergic to sunlight!"

Dinklage's face was blank, he couldn't see any emotion, his tone was calm, and he couldn't hear the ups and downs, "Are you allergic to sunlight?"

Viola, who mistakenly thought that the coach believed her, said in an unusually firm tone, "Very, very, very sensitive, fatally sensitive!"

╮(╯▽╰)╭Guliang, do you think that everyone's IQ is reverse growth like yours?

Hearing Viola's excuse, Duke's black line, does Sebastian really want to join the football team?Such a lame reason is that you don't want to strip for training?He is indeed a wonderful person!

Not only did Viola not shut up, but her words were even more exaggerated, Dinklage laughed angrily, "We are happy to accommodate Illyria, I will hold an umbrella for you every day, how about it? Young master!" How did you manage to tell such a lie that even elementary school students would not believe?

Viola instantly o(╯□╰)o, what should I do if it is swollen?

Lady luck, though, was on her side in the end.

Seeing that Dinklage, who was running out of time, was not entangled in this matter, he shouted directly: "OK! Guys! Let's start now!" The whistle sounded, and all the staff moved.

"one two Three!"

"one two Three!"

"one two Three!"

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On the football field, the teenagers swayed their youth and sweat, and all of them were full of fighting spirit.

After a series of training, Viola, who was originally a girl whose physical fitness was not as good as that of a boy, suffered so much that she collapsed on the playground, unable to get up.If she was in the middle of the Great Heavenly Dynasty, she would know that there is a word that can describe her at this moment very appropriately, that is, tired and unloved!

The final result was obvious, Viola did not become the vanguard, but was instead a substitute.When she heard the news, she drooped her ears and was extremely annoyed. If she didn't become a vanguard, when will her dream of defeating Cornwall come true!