After becoming a cat, I finally became popular [Entertainment Circle]

One cat and two people, wandering between supermarket shelves.The two wore masks, and the cat also wore a vest, barely concealing his milky nature.A Band-Aid was placed on the chin, covering the signature Hitler mole.

There is a big event happening tonight, and Sangsang will bring the two parents out to pick up some convenient equipment.

At this time, if the two people in the center of the conflict were photographed by passers-by taking the cat to the supermarket together, it would be a big deal, so Age specially booked the supermarket on the grounds of the crew’s activities, and after clearing the venue, only one cashier was left Wait there at the counter.

Xu Xiaozhou lowered his head and poked the cat's belly with his feet, "Can't you sit at home and make a list? Do you have to go out for a stroll?"

"Meow--"

——Meow needs to see these things to be inspired.

Xu Xiaozhou sneered, "Then you should not go to the canned cat."

The kitten fell silent, and showed him the back of its round head, so fat that it didn't even have a neck.

Chen Jingfeng pulled Xu Xiaozhou and asked in a low voice: "The remnant soul of the cat god has completely awakened, how do you feel?"

Xu Xiaozhou pondered for a moment, "I have a more straightforward feeling about the soul. For example, the little saleswoman just now has a very pure soul, but she is a bit lazy and greedy. It's not a big fault. Although it's not nourishing, it's more...uh... tasty."

"...Why do you use the same adjectives as Sangsang?"

Xu Xiaozhou sighed, "Sure enough, I have to change to the same perspective, so I know that the little guy is not doing a spoof on purpose."

Chen Jingfeng asked seriously, "Want to eat?"

Xu Xiaozhou shook his head like a rattle, "That's just a metaphor."

The man became curious and pointed to himself, "What about me? How about me?"

Xu Xiaozhou was silent for a long time, as if he was trying to perceive it, and then said: "It's just like what Sangsang said yesterday, masculine and pure, besides that, there is a bit of color."

"..."

Xu Xiaozhou said sincerely: "Although it is nutritious, I have already had enough, so there is no extra temptation for me."

The man put his face down and didn't want to talk to him anymore.The kitten listened with its ears pricked up in front, and was so happy that it purred loudly in its throat. Those who didn't know it thought they had attracted an armed helicopter to circle the sky.

After a while, Sangsang passed the tool shelf and turned directly in.

The two followed suit.

The kitten ran to the side of a shelf and stopped, jumped to the second shelf, and rubbed it with its butt.

It was the engineer shovel that it pointed to.

Chen Jingfeng was surprised: "Isn't it God's punishment for the fox? What are you doing with the engineer shovel? Melee?"

"Meow--"

Xu Xiaozhou explained boredly at the side: "He asked you to wear self-defense. In case the day is too late or something, you can use this to cover your face so as not to look at the fox, and you can also slam his face and shoot him bloody."

"If this is the case, wouldn't I break the law?"

"Meow--"

Xu Xiaozhou said, "It said that it has nothing to do with it. It doesn't care about the legal constraints of human society."

"..." Chen Jingfeng curled his lips, scolded him for being unconscionable, and picked a sturdy engineer shovel and threw it into the car.

The mourning pig stopped and went, directing the two adults to buy a series of messy things.

A construction site hat for himself and Xu Xiaozhou to protect against mines, wolf spray to stop foxes from doing evil, cat biscuits and dried fish for survival in the wild... everything is there, and none of them seem to be useful.Xu Xiaozhou was tired from following around and was about to leave when the pig in front suddenly stopped in front of a shelf.

His expression was a little serious.

He walked over and kicked the kitten's ass, "What's wrong?"

"Meow--"

——Meow thinks that the smelly man should buy a dagger.

"Why?" Xu Xiaozhou curled his lips, "Didn't everyone buy him an engineering shovel? And he said that he can't do illegal and criminal things."

The kitten shook his head, his eyes were a little confused, "Meow——"

——Meow can't tell the reason, it's just intuition, I think he should hide it on his body.

In order to stop the cat's mouth and go home as soon as possible, Xu Xiaozhou still picked out a sharp-looking dagger and threw it into the car.The kitten turned its head and looked at Chen Jingfeng seriously, "Meow————"

Xu Xiaozhou automatically translated, "He said, your soul is favored by the way of heaven, which also arouses the fox's jealousy and hatred. If there is any extra problem, even if you commit suicide, don't let the fox melt into the soul, that is really life is worse than death .”

"Meow--"

Xu Xiaozhou added: "It says it's serious."

Chen Jingfeng smiled boredly, "Okay, I won't live if you two have any troubles."

Sangsang was obviously dissatisfied with the man's perfunctory attitude, blowing his beard and staring, Xu Xiaozhou grabbed it into his arms, patted his stomach, and said in a low voice: "I don't know why, I always have a bad Premonition."

The kitten snorted inexplicably, and Xu Xiaozhou suddenly remembered something, and grabbed its soul-injured foot and looked at it in front of him.

The little hairy claws, the pink and tender pads are smooth and soft.

"Where's the gap?" Xu Xiaozhou exclaimed in a low voice.

"Meow--"

——It's still there, but it's hard to notice. You can go back and get a magnifying glass to see.

"What does it mean?"

Fat Cat squeezed his eyes hard and gave him a wink.

——Once the catastrophe is over, Meow will really become an adult.

Xu Xiaozhou sighed and rubbed the cat's head, "Let's have some snacks when you're an adult."

At eleven o'clock in the evening, the dark clouds suddenly began to gather.The moon hanging high in the sky disappeared in an instant, and the heavy rain was about to hit. Xu Xiaozhou stretched out his hand out of the window, and the wind was frighteningly strong.He casually clicked on the weather forecast clip on Weibo, and the host said in a straight voice: "...the biggest blue rainstorm warning of this year is ushered in. It is a heavy rainfall that has never happened in spring in recent years, accompanied by thunder and lightning..."

There was a sound of ping-pong-pong in the living room, and the man was struggling to pack all the equipment that Sangsang wanted to bring into a huge mountaineering bag.Xu Xiaozhou stood in the bedroom and watched from a distance through the door.Chen Jingfeng obviously didn't think those things would be of any use, but in order to reassure the kitten, he still stuffed them carefully, chatting with the cat squatting beside him.

Even if he couldn't understand what Sangsang was talking about, the conversation between one person and one cat was very funny, but the two of them never tired of it.

"I've brought you all these, are you happy?"

——It’s okay.

"Here, your lightning helmet, do you wear it now?"

— No, now Dai looks like a fool.

The man let out an oh, put the hat on the cat, held its black lined face to look at it, and smiled with satisfaction: "Look at you, happiness is written all over your face."

Xu Xiaozhou couldn't help but raised the corners of his lips.Sometimes he would feel that if he and Chen Jingfeng could have children, men must treat children in the same way.He walked over silently, and said in a low voice, "Let's go when you're ready. He sent you the address. It will take more than an hour to drive there."

"where?"

"The top of Fubal Mountain."

"I'm really afraid that a single lightning strike won't kill you two." Chen Jingfeng sneered, "That place is desolate, almost every mountain around City B has been developed by tourism, only the Fubal Mountain is untouched. It is steep and cold, and the mountain road has been built for more than ten years, and it was finally completed the year before last, but there is no follow-up development, and it has been deserted there all year round."

Sangsang, "Meow—"

——That's a good thing, kill the fox and throw it there.

Xu Xiaozhou sighed, suppressed the bad feeling in his heart, "Let's go."

Before leaving, a certain cat almost stubbornly pulled out the dagger from the mountaineering bag with its teeth in its mouth, and stuffed it to Chen Jingfeng. Things, you have to take advantage of them.

Xu Xiaozhou listened to a person and a cat pushing back and forth like a fight, and looked at the dark clouds outside the car window, always feeling his heart beating violently.

The remnant soul of the cat god was completely awakened, and his perception of the whole world was affected.If you want to describe it, it is probably more sensitive, the wind is blowing and the grass is turbulent, good and evil, greed, anger and ignorance, everything is in the perception.Probably the sixth sense is also included. He always feels that it is not a good thing to awaken the remnant soul on the eve of the catastrophe.

When the car was halfway up the mountain, Chang Jiang sent another text message.

——I'm here, why did you let Chen Jingfeng come over?

Xu Xiaozhou didn't hesitate, and sent him the prepared speech.

——The cat god dreamed of a treasure, and I gave it to him, and he helped me resolve this public relations crisis and continued to make me famous.

After a while, the other party replied with the word haha.

Xu Xiaozhou pushed the kitten's head away, looked at the screen, and said hesitantly, "Did you say he believed it?"

Chen Jingfeng curled his lips, "If you don't believe it, you have to believe it."

"Meow--"

——That's right.

Xu Xiaozhou sighed, "Let's go."

After parking the car, it happened to be raining heavily outside, as if everything had been calculated.The man was holding a big umbrella, and Xu Xiaozhou walked under the umbrella holding Sangsang.It was windy and rainy, and the rain was blown in obliquely by the wind, and the umbrella couldn't cover it. After a while, both of them and the cat were soaked.It was so dark that you could barely see your fingers. Fortunately, the flashlight that Kitty chose today illuminated it, and it was barely able to point out the way.

There is no thunder yet.Xu Xiaozhou tried his best to stuff the cat into his windbreaker, and said: "Don't be afraid of the thunder, you only hit the big cat, and the two of us will accompany you."

"Meow—" The kitten is very good.

"How do we know who the first scourge will fall on?"

"Meow--"

——According to Meow's memory, the recipients of the scourge will have perception in advance.Meow remembers that Miao’s mother froze a few minutes earlier, unable to move, and kicked Meow away only after struggling for her life.

Xu Xiaozhou groaned, and touched the wet head of the kitten, feeling a little heavy.

He empathized so much with the black cat, and when Sangsang recalled it, he could almost empathize with it, as if he had felt that kind of stiffness many years ago.

After walking a few steps, I arrived at the top of Fubal Mountain. I didn't see Changjiang's car all the way, and the top of the mountain seemed to be even darker. Xu Xiaozhou took two steps, and suddenly paused under his feet.

"He's there?" Chen Jingfeng confirmed in a low voice.

"Yeah." Xu Xiaozhou nodded slightly, "It's right there."

The man shone the flashlight in the direction he indicated. On a dark rainy night, Chang Jiang stood alone in the rain, his black hair soaked and sticking to his pale face. He had no makeup on, and his eyes were so deep that it was chilling. Fierce ghosts, only the red lips are demonic and bloodthirsty.

Chen Jingfeng's heart skipped a beat, but there was no confusion on his face.The rain has been so heavy that it blinds people's eyes, and there are still 5 minutes before the time of Chou, and the scourge of God has not yet arrived.

So he stopped, and waited for Chang Jiang to turn on the flashlight with that sly smile of unknown meaning to take a photo, and then turned around to face Xu Xiaozhou without showing any flaws.

When the rain was loud, he raised his voice and yelled.

"Didn't you tell me to bring me to find the things left by the cat god? Why is he here?"

From the corner of my eye, Chang Jiang approached.

Xu Xiaozhou didn't say a word, stared at him for two seconds, his arms suddenly moved, and Sangsang quickly jumped down.

Chen Jingfeng followed the kitten with a flashlight, but he saw the big fur ball flashing past in the corner of his eye.The rain wet the cat's fur and stuck it to the body. Under the cover of the night, it no longer had the usual fat and bulky feeling, but instead had a creepy swiftness.

"Where's the cat?" His voice sank, "What are you calling me here for?"

Chang Jiang has already walked to the side.

He looked at the two of them quietly for a moment, the smile on his lips suddenly disappeared, and the cold bewitching fox pupils stared at Xu Xiaozhou.

"That's not right."

Xu Xiaozhou looked up calmly, "What's wrong?"

Chang Jiang squinted his eyes, "Intuition, nothing is right."

His nose moved suddenly, and he looked at Chen Jingfeng.

"There are traces of civet cats on your body, very deep."

Both of them were startled.

Chang Jiang suddenly took two steps back, raised his long eyebrows, and there was a horrifying stern look between his eyebrows and eyes, and shouted: "It is only by sleeping on your feet that you can leave such deep civet marks on mortals. You have never turned against each other at all. You guys still sleep together every night!"

It was too late to say it, and then soon, a shrill meow that was enough to cut through the rain resounded through the mountain, a black shadow flashed, Chang Jiang turned over and fell into the rain, rolling on the spot, dodging Sangsang's attack.

He smiled evilly in the rainstorm, "You really agreed!"

At the same time, the phone in Chen Jingfeng's pocket suddenly rang an alarm clock, and it was time for divine punishment.

The three people and the cat raised their heads to look at the distant sky at the same time. Lightning suddenly became dense, appearing in the sky one after another, lighting up the world again and again, reflecting the tense face of the human face and the cat face.

The kitten was frightened, and was subconsciously about to back away, but out of the corner of its eye, it caught sight of Chang Jiang doing the same instinctive movements as it did.

This fox is not stiff.

The cat's eyes glared, and he turned his head abruptly, only to see Xu Xiaozhou standing upright in the rain, looking up at the sky, as if dazed.A bolt of lightning struck, but the youth's dark eyes did not have the aura of the past, but fell into a kind of chaotic sluggishness.

The look in the eyes of the black cat was exactly the same as that rainy night that year.

"Meow——!!!"

The cat meowed terribly, and the kitten seemed to have forgotten the dense lightning and the thunder that was about to strike for a moment, and jumped up like crazy and hit Xu Xiaozhou's chest. It raised its paw and slapped Xu Xiaozhou's face fiercely. The claws were sharp, and Xu Xiaozhou's chin and neck were cut with several bloody cuts. He trembled in pain, but his eyes were still fixed on the sky, as if possessed by a ghost, unable to move.

"Meow--!!!!"