After becoming a cat, I finally became popular [Entertainment Circle]

Xu Xiaozhou secretly guessed the real identity of the man all the way back.In my impression, the man was only in his thirties, with a steady and gentle temperament, which belonged to the kind of temperament that could be seen at a glance.Chen Jingfeng said that he was very lucky, but he quickly ran through his mind, who else could it be?Business elite?Capitalist?Investor dad?

No matter which label, it seems that Chen Jingfeng is not worthy of being mysterious.

After paying the bill and getting off the bus, the driver hesitated for a moment. As soon as Xu Xiaozhou opened his hands, the other party asked, "Are you... what is it?"

Xu Xiaozhou froze for a moment.

He is wearing a hat mask and cataract colored contact lenses. The driver uncle visually judged that he started at the age of 45. Can this be recognized?

The uncle stared at Xu Xiaozhou's profile in the rearview mirror, squinted his eyes, and said hesitantly, "You look a bit like the poster in my daughter's room."

Xu Xiaozhou panicked for a while, and vaguely felt a murderous aura.With the desire to survive, he instantly switched to a somewhat rough voice, coughed twice, "What? What are you talking about?"

The uncle frowned, "It's okay, I may have admitted it wrong. That kid looks neither male nor female, it has nothing to do with you."

Xu Xiaozhou was even more speechless, he didn't even want to say goodbye, he drove the door and left.

Recently, there seem to be quite a few voices talking about him—the stage makeup is coquettish, he looks neither male nor female, and he is neither male nor female when he dances. He is not a man at first glance.Heizi led the way, and passers-by followed suit.Especially in the eyes of the older generation, all singers and dancers are probably transvestites.

Although he said he didn't care, he was just deliberately avoiding it.Being stabbed face to face like this still makes me feel uncomfortable.

He swiped his card to enter the gate of the community, and walked slowly home along the street lights.Surrounded by silence, he swiped his mobile phone to log in to the Weibo account, and casually entered his name in the search bar. He wanted to click on Chaohua, but the related words automatically matched by Weibo were a bit eye-catching.

Under a series of entries such as "Xu Xiaozhou swallowed blood" and "Xu Xiaozhou's outstanding youth", there is a line with an amazing painting style.

"Xu Xiaozhou's expression is affected"

Xu Xiaozhou, "???"

He opened that thread in disbelief, and all the posts in it were all kinds of photos of him, and more than half of them were in the same frame as Chen Jingfeng.He is either in a daze silently, or he is working hard, and there are few photos of him even looking at each other, but netizens point to these pictures with no interaction, and force him to install the four pictures of "a face with a face" Character.

——The appearance of pretending to be cold is really arrogant

——Such a delicate boat is too lovely

——Woooooo Zhoumei!If I were a man, I would sleep with you QAQ

Xu Xiaozhou, "???"

Causes great discomfort.

He picked up his phone silently, walked a few steps forward, and saw a familiar figure swaying at the door of his unit.Chen Jingfeng saw his figure, and immediately walked a few steps to his side, smiling, "You're back?"

Xu Xiaozhou hummed.

The man took a look at the dejected boy by the halo of the street lamp, and said hesitantly, "Isn't the show tonight pretty good? The phone was fine just now, what's wrong?"

Xu Xiaozhou didn't say a word, took out his mobile phone, tapped it, stuffed it into the man's hand, and said in a muffled voice, "Look for yourself."

Chen Jingfeng opened the door of the unit for him with one hand, and swiped his phone while walking.

Xu Xiaozhou was suffocated in his heart, but the scary thing was that the man not only didn't share the same hatred with him after watching it for a while, but also laughed out loud.

Xu Xiaozhou was furious, "What's wrong with you?"

Chen Jingfeng covered his mouth with a smile, "That's right. I see the same in these photos. I think you are very cute."

"..."

"Cute, want to..."

"Enough." The veins on Xu Xiaozhou's forehead twitched, and he asked again: "What did Sangsang do today?"

"I'm talking about you and me with Pearl." The man paused, retracted his hand that was about to open the door, and asked in a low voice, "Is the cat eavesdropping on the door?"

Xu Xiaozhou pouted speechlessly, "No."

"Oh." He breathed out, "I just feel that our Sangsang is a bit talkative. I squatted next to the little girl, and Meow Mimi chatted endlessly. I saw Pearl secretly yawned. It’s okay to talk sleepily to others abruptly.”

Xu Xiaozhou couldn't stop raising the corners of his lips when he heard the words.

He has seen this kind of picture too. Sangsang is a cosmic steel straight male cat. The topics he talks about are very strange. He likes to talk about scientific principles and natural common sense, and he also likes to show off his characteristics of laughing and crying.What is the nutritional composition of tuna, the principle of eating cat grass to spit hairballs, the functions of the smart cat toilet, and how many black hairs are there on my belly.

Not to mention the little girl, even Xu Xiaozhou rolled his eyes and dozed off when he heard it.

The two entered the door, but Fat Cat did not come out to greet them.Ever since he fell asleep with Pearl, that guy seemed to have grown beside Pearl, and Lei Da couldn't summon him anymore.

Xu Xiaozhou asked while changing his shoes, "Who is the person whose car was almost stolen?"

"Oh, that's right." Chen Jingfeng smiled, sat down on the shoe cabinet, and said mysteriously, "A very powerful person."

Xu Xiaozhou, "Huh?"

"Grandson of..."

"Um???"

Chen Jingfeng smiled inscrutably, and raised his hand to pat Xu Xiaozhou's shoulder, "That guy doesn't want the media to show his face, so I won't say much, but you, you can look forward to it by the end of this year."

Xu Xiaozhou was at a loss, watching the man dragging his slippers to get supper, not understanding what to look forward to at the end of the year.

The grandson of a great man.

That guy looks like he's in his thirties, so that powerful guy must be in his seventies.

He looked at Chen Jingfeng's back and asked, "Is the powerful person still alive?"

The man lifted the lid of the porridge pot and said calmly: "The powerful man is dead, but the son of the powerful man is still alive and powerful. What's more powerful is that the guy in this man's family is even stronger."

Xu Xiaozhou felt dizzy when he heard it, and put his fingers on his temples, "Where are you going?"

Chen Jingfeng smiled mysteriously, opened the porridge pot, and the white air rushed up to his face, as if a gentle filter was shrouded in front of his face.He said with a smile: "Don't you think he has one thing in common with you?"

"what?"

"A look of resignation."

"???"

That night Chen Jingfeng slept with two cats in the guest room.He didn't expect Xu Xiaozhou's waist to be so hard, and he really wouldn't open the door for him.He had no choice but to run to the guest room to squeeze with two real cats in misery, and was slapped twice by the mourner.

Sangsang the pig snored while sleeping, he was woken up twice, and tentatively pushed the fat guy, but every time he pushed lightly, he was bound to be scratched.When he was finally about to collapse, Pearl, who was sleeping soundly, suddenly let out a mime, turned over in a daze and went back to sleep, and then the certain pig became quiet.

Sleeping is a wife slave.

Chen Jingfeng rolled his eyes in his heart, but couldn't stop thinking of Xu Xiaozhou.

At four o'clock in the morning, the man's anxiety reached its peak, and finally he couldn't help but carefully sneaked into the master bedroom.I thought Xu Xiaozhou must have fallen asleep, but there was a light coming from under the crack of the door.He hesitated, knocked lightly on the door, and lowered his voice, "Aren't you asleep yet?"

The door opened, and Xu Xiaozhou stepped on the floor barefoot in pajamas, with messy hair.

"I can not sleep."

The voice of Yuhong, a big traffic star, was a little low, and the man was in a trance, feeling like Xu Xiaozhou when we first met again.

He remembered that when Xu Xiaozhou received the email that he failed the debut examination, a kitten was crying and twitching, with its paws on its eyelids. When he took off its paws, he saw a pair of crying cat eyes. .

He also said that he didn't take a look on his face.

The man complained in his heart, but his body had already moved first. He pulled the man into his arms, pushed the door of the bedroom behind his back, and asked softly, "Why can't you sleep?"

Xu Xiaozhou went to the window and opened the curtains. The full moon was like a disk, but it had gradually faded away.Soon the sun will rise.

"Are you worried about Tianjie, or Changjiang?"

"It's all." Xu Xiaozhou bit his lip, "Chang Jiang is the main one. Now it seems that as long as he doesn't react to self-destructive cultivation before the catastrophe, our plan will be fine."

The man raised his eyebrows, "Are you afraid that he will react?"

"After all, he is a fox, very cunning." Xu Xiaozhou's eyes were a little uncertain, he thought about it carefully, and said slowly: "I always feel that there is something wrong with me seeing him today, but I can't think of it. I think my play ...is it okay?"

The man smiled.

"how?"

"The play is okay, but the script is not very good."

Xu Xiaozhou was shocked, "What do you mean?"

Chen Jingfeng looked at him, and said slowly after a long while: "Don't forget, when you came to him a few months ago, you wanted him to kill me for you. You can wait for yourself to wake up, but you would rather carry an extra burden for him." Tianlei also wants to deal with me in advance, and don't hate me too deeply. It can be seen that in your heart, revenge on me is more important than anything else. But when you see him today, all your attention is focused on his cultivation base surpassing you and soon Afterwards, it will be Tianlei. The only mention of me was before he left, so don’t you think it’s strange that it’s him instead?”

Suddenly, Xu Xiaozhou opened his mouth wide in surprise.

Chen Jingfeng, a really old fox, smiled and took out his mobile phone, and said, "Keep quiet."

He said, regardless of Xu Xiaozhou's obstruction, he directly dialed Chang Jiang's number and turned on the speakerphone.

After waiting for the tone for half a minute, the other party answered the phone.There was a hoarse and lazy sound in the sound of sleeping soundly, but it was more of an accident.

"Brother Feng? Why did you suddenly think of looking for me?"

Chen Jingfeng's expression was calm, but his tone was filled with uncontrollable anger. His voice trembled slightly, and there was a trace of fear in his anger, like a locust stepping on a silk thread with slippery feet, but it was hard to hide the fear in his heart when he danced the blade empty.

"What are you and Xu Xiaozhou planning recently? Why did he go to see you after the show today?!"

Xu Xiaozhou was shocked, and Chang Jiang didn't make a sound for a long time, as if he was digesting the sudden deadly call in the middle of the night.After a long time, he picked up his usual indifferent smile again, and asked lightly: "Hey, what are you talking about? Xu Xiaozhou is a civet body, didn't he recognize you as the master? Why are you still turning back?" Turn around and ask me?"

"Stop pretending!" Chen Jingfeng was panting like a cow, and his voice was rough, "I have already found out that something is wrong with him. Last time you tried to seduce him, what kind of insidious method did you use afterwards?"

"I'm wronged." Chang Jiang had a dumbfounding expression, "Didn't the two of you hype CP to show affection in the media every now and then? Why, secretly at odds? No, Xiao Zhou chatted with me about animal protection issues today. , didn't mention you at all."

"Didn't mention me?" The man's voice faltered for a moment, a little lost, "Why? I've been watching him for a long time, and he clearly—"

In the middle of his speech, he swallowed the second half of the sentence as if it was stuck in his throat, leaving only a few specious words.

"What on earth are you looking for me for? In the middle of the night, the conflict between the two of you must be shown to me as an outsider?"

Chen Jingfeng sneered, hung up the phone without saying a word.

The expression on the man's face was calm from beginning to end. When the voice was extremely angry, the veins on his forehead did not even jump up. Xu Xiaozhou was already stunned, feeling like he was looking at a humanoid dubber.

A brain crashed on the forehead, and the man clapped his hands together and slapped him in front of his eyes, "Return to the soul!"

Xu Xiaozhou suddenly realized, "It's too strong!"

The man smiled evilly, "You know I'm strong. You kid, you're just new to the rivers and lakes. It's okay this time. Chang Jiangyi must have thought I suspected you and watched you. If you don't take the initiative to join forces to get rid of you today It's going to be okay for me."

"what."

Putting his big hand on Xu Xiaozhou's nose, Chen Jingfeng said softly: "Sleep well, don't think about it. I don't have any spiritual power, but with me here, the sky won't collapse."

"Oh." Xu Xiaozhou was a little numb. He silently retracted into the quilt, watching the man follow him in with confidence, for a moment he even forgot that he had kicked him out.

After turning off the light, the husband and wife hugged each other's feet under the covers.

Xu Xiaozhou is very cute when he is free, a bit like when Sangsang just picked him up, he is full of milk.

Chen Jingfeng couldn't help sighing, and took the initiative to confess: "Actually, I already knew that association word, and there were several posts in it, and I even forwarded it to likes and comments."

Xu Xiaozhou, "..."

The man sighed, touched his slender neck with his big hand, and said in a low voice: "It doesn't mean that you look bad, it may mean that you really love you. Anyway, I look at those photos, even if they are in a daze. , I also want r..."

Mouth covered.

"Hmmmmm?"

Xu Xiaozhou stared round his eyes, "You still say?"

The man grinned, and took advantage of the opportunity to kiss the center of his palm, the softest piece of flesh, and the kiss felt so good.

Xu Xiaozhou withdrew his hand in disgust and rubbed against the quilt.

"Oh, that's right." Chen Jingfeng suddenly remembered something, "Mr. Zeng came back tomorrow, and I secretly inquired about the itinerary with his assistant. Let's take the two little ones to pick up the airport, and make up for it by flattering us in advance."

Hearing this, Xu Xiaozhou's head, which had just shrunk, grew two more times. He let out a groan, and pulled up the quilt to cover half of his face, with a sad expression on his face.

The author has something to say:

Xu Xiaozhou: You really can't pick cats randomly, this shit happens one after another, hey.

Sangsang: Pearl, he dislikes me, QAQ

Pearl: Meow—come into Meow’s arms——