After becoming a cat, I finally became popular [Entertainment Circle]

Chang Jiang and other directors got into the car, stopped and waited for Xu Xiaozhou to come to him, and asked in a low voice, "Respect?"

Xu Xiaozhou remained expressionless, "Go away."

The man bent his eyebrows and smiled, "Don't be so hot-tempered. The way of heaven is to people, and all living creatures are hiding and circling the way of heaven, but the next thunder disaster is not far away, and the cat god will bear the brunt of it. It's either you or your little one." Cat, wouldn't it be good to make me a friend at this time?"

Xu Xiaozhou glanced up at him, and got into the car without saying a word.

This fox is really not simple.Many years ago, he was almost torn alive by the cat god himself, but he still survived, and even survived that catastrophe, and he still blended with people into what he is today, so how could he be a good stubble.

Xu Xiaozhou found his seat and sat down in silence.His PD was a man in his thirties, and he greeted him as soon as he sat down.

Xu Xiaozhou smiled politely, "Hello, what should I call you?"

The man turned the camera heartily, "Just like everyone else, just call me Haozi."

"..." Xu Xiaozhou paused, his mind was full of the big rats that had died in front of his eyes these days, and he nodded silently, "I'll call you Brother Hao."

The man grinned, his heartless appearance was incompatible with the jacket covered with skulls, "Okay."

The gist of the program "Running Against the Wind" is to allow artists to play an exemplary role, embodying a positive and enterprising spirit and a collective honor of helping each other.Five minutes after the car drove out, the director stood up, and all the PDs turned on their phones one after another.

"Hello everyone, the theme of this season's "Running Against the Wind" is great love. In the first episode of the program, we mainly expressed our concern for animals. Today's running event will be held at the stray animal welfare home. Following the activity process of previous seasons, everyone We will run in the venue first to find supplies, and after halftime, we can start a scramble for supplies, and eventually these supplies will be turned into real pet food, which will be distributed to the small animals in the orphanage by you after a day of work.”

An actor in Xu Xiaozhou's peripheral vision smiled very stiffly. If there was no camera, he might just roll his eyes.

Old-fashioned collection and competition variety shows, and finally put on a love shell to make a high-profile, this year's star variety shows seem to be like this.But the difference is that some shows are awkward and some are popular.Before setting off, Chen Jingfeng also specially emphasized that running variety shows must be open, coy and coy will definitely attract black people.

Director: "It's about an hour and a half drive away from the destination, everyone can relax and chat freely."

After the words fell, the guests who had been refusing all this time finally turned around and chatted.

There are only a few guests that Shangxing Variety Show can invite, everyone has already gotten to know each other well, and there is only a newcomer, Xu Xiaozhou, in the whole car.When he turned his head, he saw that everyone was staring at him, looking curiously at him.

He curled his lips into a smile, and lowered his head, "Hi seniors, I'm Xu Xiaozhou."

The man who laughed stiffly just now said: "Seeing is better than hearing a hundred times. The real person looks better than the camera."

"Xiaozhou claims to be a trainee, right?"

Chang Jiang sat in the two rows behind Xu Xiaozhou, with a PD in the middle, "No, it's not that he announced to the outside world that his contract with our company does expire in a few days."

There was a burst of good-natured laughter in the carriage, and the person next to him looked at the camera and said euphemistically, "Ritian's terms are still as strict as ever."

"Is it really good for us to be a diss agency?"

There was another burst of laughter in the carriage.

An older actress sitting in the distance smiled kindly, "Plan it well, the future is bright at such a young age."

Xu Xiaozhou nodded politely, "Thank you."

The guests on this show are all real seniors. Except for Chang Jiang's slippery old-fashioned fox who knows everything, Xu Xiaozhou is the only one in this car who can be called a teenager.The youngest remaining is the actor next to him, named Deng Yuelei, 28 years old, the No. [-] villain in the Wannian spy war drama.

Someone organized everyone to sit next to each other in a circle, and there was a row of seats and a camera between the nearest two people like now, and it was really hard to let go.The director nodded, and this group of bigwigs who met every three days in various variety shows fought affectionately.

Chang Jiang originally wanted to sit next to Xu Xiaozhou, but just after taking a step, the young man who lowered his eyes and smiled and talked to the people around him slowly raised his eyes and glanced at him. Those black eyes were obviously smiling, but his heart grew hairy all of a sudden. Same, subconsciously stopped.

Xu Xiaozhou watched Chang Jiang find another seat silently, and smiled, "Why did you leave, senior?"

Chang Jiang was expressionless.

Watching the camera come over, he held back the anger in his heart and stretched his brows and smiled, "It's okay, I'm just a little afraid of the sun, find a place to sit in the shade."

Xu Xiaozhou, "That's it."

As soon as the words were finished, the car turned a corner, and the originally shady side turned into a sunny side. The bright sunlight directly hit Chang Jiang's face, and the man's smile froze for a moment.

Deng Yuelei laughed out loud, and patted his side, "Come and sit between me and the boat, we are blocking you, and the sun won't shine on you too much on either side."

Xu Xiaozhou also smiled, "Come here, senior."

Looking at the camera brightly, Chang Jiang cursed Xu Xiaozhou [-] times in his heart, and still said: "It's okay, I'll just sit here."

The guests around seemed to be quiet for half a second, and Xu Xiaozhou keenly caught the exchange of eyes between several people in his peripheral vision.But he remained calm, with downcast eyes and a faint smile, with a clear look in his eyes.

These seniors with old-fashioned qualifications are completely different from the newcomers and traffic styles he has come into contact with in Ritian. Everyone sits in front of the camera and chats, chatting about resources and scripts like family members and short stories, just like discussing floating in the market. The price of meat and vegetables.

The bosses took good care of Xiao Xianrou, fearing that he wouldn't be able to get in the conversation, so they brought the topic to his cat.Xu Xiaozhou smiled and heard everyone praise Sangsang for being majestic, smart, cute and beautiful. It was the first time that he felt the duplicity of the artist profession.

The one-hour drive was over after chatting and chatting. The artists quickly put on their makeup and prepared to get off the car. Xu Xiaozhou deliberately dawdled for half a minute, and waited for his PD to get out of the car with the heavy machine first, and then slowly turned his head. .Chang Jiang really stayed and looked at him coldly, "What do you want to do? Cut out the show and let everyone say we don't get along?"

Xu Xiaozhou smiled brightly, "You unilaterally don't want to sit here, how can it be that we—we—have a disagreement?"

Chang Jiang gritted his teeth.

Xu Xiaozhou said indifferently: "I really don't understand why you rushed to send this resource to me, but for safety's sake, let's keep the relationship unrelated. If it is really impossible, then just You can be wronged and scolded by everyone."

"Speaking of which, you are a fox, isn't it an honor to be blacked out for me?"

As he spoke, he paused again, took a step back artificially, moved his nose, and there was some disgust between his brows.

"You run slowly later, be careful not to sweat. Why do you know? Then I won't say it again."

Xu Xiaozhou smiled tolerantly, turned around and got out of the car.

I don’t know if it’s because the fox is an animal that can’t help being scared. After the recording started, Xu Xiaozhou frantically searched this house and that room. The other guests almost bumped into each other several times, but Chang Jiang was the only one who didn’t see it.

It can't be said that he didn't see it. There were a few times when he felt that guy was nearby from a distance, but he probably also felt that he was nearby, and that guy walked away consciously.

Xu Xiaozhou lay down on the ground and tore off a supply sign from the bottom of the cabinet, which said "Tuna X10"

He yawned and stuck the lottery on his chest.

In less than an hour, his back was densely covered with material signs, and there was not much space left on his chest.Following the PD, he couldn't help but said, "You are really good at finding things."

Under the cabinet, on the wall covered by the bookcase, in the soil of the flower pot, and even on the inner wall of the trash can, only the program team can't hide it, and Xu Xiaozhou can't find it.This journey seems to be on the hook, probably setting a record for the fastest collection of materials since the first season of this show.

Xu Xiaozhou smiled, "My cat hides small dried fish and small biscuits every day. I'm used to it. Whenever I see a crack, I want to pick it up. There are always surprises."

The PD didn't expect such an answer, one couldn't help laughing out loud, but after he stopped laughing, he found that Xu Xiaozhou had quickly gone to the next room, and hurriedly chased after him.

Xu Xiaozhou turned over the entire fifth floor, with resource signs all over his body and arms, but he felt that he was not satisfied, and was going to go back and scrape the bottom again.He didn't expect this old-fashioned game to be so fun after he got started, especially those "tuna" and "cat biscuits" written on the sign are those things that Sangsang usually likes to hide. Signing, he can feel a different kind of pleasure.

What's more, after passing through and meeting seniors, he can also generously tear off two lottery papers from his body, and give them without looking at them, "Sister, come on, let's form an alliance between you and us, and the battle will start later." Don't come to grab me, thank you."

He seemed to be allied with all the guests, and everyone took advantage of his handouts.

After going through the fifth floor twice, the PD listened to the intercom for a while, and came over to him and said, "The materials are basically clean, let others survive."

Xu Xiaozhou smiled, unscrewed a bottle of vitamin water from the sponsor and poured down half a bottle, "Then I'll take a break, I'm exhausted."

Those who said they were tired didn't frown or pant, but those big bosses who had only gained little after passing by were sweating one by one. The PD pushed the camera forward, as if he wanted to give him a close-up. He knew it in his heart, and he had been around for so long, and he had already figured out the brain circuits of fans.

If there is a barrage at this time, it will probably say-"Tong Jiujiao, Ru Hexiu".

Xu Xiaozhou stared at the camera for two seconds, twitched the corners of his lips leisurely, took another sip of water, and asked, "Do you know why I can find it so well?"

The camera clicked up and down, and the PD said cooperatively: "I was trained by your cat."

But Xu Xiaozhou shook his head deeply, "No. I just hang out with cats for a long time, and I'm also obsessed with the feeling of chasing, running and jumping. I have the most resources on me, so how could those shrewd seniors really form an alliance with me? It will be fun when everyone comes to tear me apart later.”

"..."

Xu Xiaozhou drank a bottle of drink in several sips, tightened the lid and threw it into the trash can next to him, and asked, "How long is the battle for?"

"It started in less than 10 minutes."

"Oh." Xu Xiaozhou looked away from the window, as if in a daze.

The unpleasant soul in his consciousness slowly approached from the other end of the corridor, and then seemed to enter a room.No one else but the fox.

Xu Xiaozhou looked away and smiled, "I'm going to the bathroom, you don't have to follow me."

"Ok."

The author has something to say:

Xu Sangsang: Strongly resist this variety show that teaches bad shit shovelers, starting with cats

Chen Jingfeng: Defeat the fox, return my role, and give Gong the treatment he deserves!