After becoming a cat, I finally became popular [Entertainment Circle]

Xu Xiaozhou supported his forehead, "I don't think this is a passerby."

"mum--"

——Meow doesn’t think so either.

Xu Xiaozhou read this Weibo that was destined to be on the hot search list a few hours later, sighed and said: "Little lucky people have already scolded him in the building, hey, I'll throw it directly at Fengxing has dealt with it."

He lowered his hair to hear the news, Sangsang rubbed his butt and muttered.

——Don't be afraid, Meow has already summed it up clearly, everyone who is popular will be hacked for a wave of plastic surgery, sooner or later.You humans just care too much about faces, boring, too boring, our cats are very pure, if the smell is right, they are good cats.

Xu Xiaozhou didn't bother to take care of it. As soon as the message from Fengxing was sent, the mobile phone received a courier reminder that the sender was "Xixiaobei Maopu".

Xu Xiaozhou's mind went blank, and he fell into deep thought, "What did I buy?"

"Meow--"

——Meow bought some seeds.

Xu Xiaozhou was stunned, lowered his head suddenly, and met the confident little eyes of a certain cat.

"You, use my account to shop online?"

nod.

"When did you learn it??"

——After watching it a few times, it will be enough.

Xu Xiaozhou was still in shock, and clicked on a certain treasure to check the order, and there was a record of honey juice violation on the top.

[Xiaobei cat grass seed mint powder + cat candy licking music catnip lollipop multiple gift packs buy two get one free]

"..."

Xu Xiaozhou opened the link with a blank expression, and saw clearly that a certain cat bought the most luxurious package for himself.

I don't know if it's because my paws were shaking when I placed the order. The column for the quantity is 5, and the total price is more than 3000.

"mum--"

——Don’t forget to help Meow get the courier.

Xu Xiaozhou was expressionless, "Is it too late for me to throw you out of the house now?"

Kitten shook his head regretfully.

In fact, since he became popular, Xu Xiaozhou seldom used his own account to place orders, and occasionally bought things to be mailed to Age, after all, he was not so suitable for opening the door to pick up the express.But Sangsang, an overly smart fat man, couldn't think too much, so he chose the address of his home casually with his fat paw.

Xu Xiaozhou was really helpless, so he had no choice but to go downstairs to get the courier for the cat, armed with a hat and mask.

However, even though he was mentally prepared, he was still stunned when he saw the courier.

There are two full boxes of the largest cardboard box, and the courier brother complained in an indistinguishable dialect: "This can't be put in the express cabinet, you have to carry it up yourself."

Xu Xiaozhou was silent.

"Is it okay to go in one trip? I can wait a little longer at the bottom and move in two trips."

"Thank you very much." Xu Xiaozhou said in a muffled voice.He pulled the mask up again, bent down and picked up the first box.

It's almost as heavy as four funerals.

Could this cat have stockpiled food for the winter?

In the winter, Xu Xiaozhou obviously only wore a sweater and went downstairs, but after walking a few steps, he was tired and sweated.He struggled to push open the unit door with his body, but saw a little girl who just pushed open the fire door and entered the corridor from the stairwell.

He had a bad heart and immediately lowered his head, but the little girl had already stopped in her tracks.

"Xu Xiaozhou??"

Xu Xiaozhou's face was dull, and he walked silently to the elevator with the cardboard box in his arms.

"Are you really Xu Xiaozhou?"

"My goodness……"

The elevator dinged, Xu Xiaozhou rushed into the elevator and pressed the door close button at the speed of light, and put the heavy box on the ground.

He blushed with anger, wishing he could rush home and stew the cat.

In the evening, Xu Xiaozhou was giving an ideological education class to the kitten, when there was a sudden knock on the door of his house.The knock on the door was cautious, not like A Ge, and it would not be Chen Jingfeng who had the key.

Xu Xiaozhou hesitated for a while, then walked to the door with bare feet and silently, and glanced through the cat's eyes.

It was the girl during the day.

Sangsang hummed at his feet.

——Don’t open the door, idols should keep a distance from fans.

Xu Xiaozhou hesitated.Sangsang was right, but today he was too flustered, and he didn't even reply when people called his name, which was really rude.

When the knock on the door sounded cautiously again, Xu Xiaozhou opened the door.

The girl outside the door blushed in an instant, panicked, as if she hadn't expected that the door could really be knocked open.

"Well, hello."

Xu Xiaozhou smiled slightly, "Hello. I was too flustered during the day and didn't say hello, sorry."

The girl was still holding a powdery lunch box, and stuffed it into Xu Xiaozhou's arms, "Here you are. Goodbye."

When Xu Xiaozhou was taken aback, he ran away.

"Meow--"

—Wow, a girl likes you.Think about it, divorce that dead man.Meow felt that she smelled pretty good, better than a dead man.

Xu Xiaozhou looked down at it speechlessly, "Shut up, you."

He closed the door and went to the table.There was also a cute thermal cover on the outside of the lunch box, as if wearing a small dress on the lunch box. He took off the thermal cover, and there was a card inside with the girl Junxiu's handwriting on it.

[Xiao Zhou: Hello!Sorry to bother you, I'm not an illegitimate fan, but I've lived in this building for too long, and all the neighbors know each other. All I know is that this family rented out the house before, and I have never met the tenants of this house. , so I know you live here.Don't worry, I won't disclose the information about your living here, and I won't bother you. I wish you a happy life! 】

"Meow--"

——She’s a very sensible fan, Meow thinks she’s pretty good.

Xu Xiaozhou opened the lunch box, the upper layer was thick egg roast, the lower layer was boiled chicken breast, and there was a small card inside.

[PS: Thick eggs are roasted for people, and chicken breasts are for Sangsang]

"Meow!!"

— and my wow.

Xu Xiaozhou said with a sullen face, "Don't even think about it, just suck your catnip." He said as he closed the lunch box and put it directly in the refrigerator.

For some reason, he always felt that this matter might not be that simple.

The new song was released at zero o'clock, and he couldn't fall asleep, so he sat on the bed and hugged the cat to watch the list.I don't know whether it's his fans or Mr. Zeng's fans. The single rushed to the popularity list within a few minutes of its release. Xu Xiaozhou clicked on each song and listened to it. Going up, I felt a little noisy again, so I did everything I could, and switched back to the song that Chen Jingfeng wrote to "him" at the beginning, and listened to the single song over and over again.

Just thinking about that guy, that guy's phone call came in.

"Hey?"

The man's voice sounded puzzled, "Have you been accidentally caught by fans in the neighborhood? There are a lot of random encounters and sneak shots by passers-by recently."

Xu Xiaozhou thumped in his heart, "What's going on?"

"Didn't I use my trumpet to hide in many of your fan groups? Today, in a private group, someone suddenly erupted with emotion. It probably means that although you are very popular, you still rent in an old building. In the community, there is no assistant, and I go downstairs to carry the heavy courier. The house is also gray and has no decent furniture. I am so thin that I have to raise a fat cat. Hey, anyway, I just felt that your situation is not good. Be optimistic, now the whole group is sighing and sad, I really..."

"..." Xu Xiaozhou was silent for a few seconds, "Did you tell me where I live?"

"No, the tone is very strict. Many people asked her and she didn't tell her. She only said that she heard what others said. I think it's half true. When did you go downstairs to carry the express delivery?"

"...It's hard to say."

"No way, did you really meet a fan while moving the courier?"

Xu Xiaozhou didn't answer, but just thought for a while and said: "The lease of my house is coming up soon, so I'll just move. I really want to change to another neighborhood. It's not because it's luxurious or not. The main reason is to find a place with better privacy. Always caught by passers-by."

Chen Jingfeng was puzzled when he heard the words, "What kind of community are you looking for? Just move to my house."

Suddenly, a meow came from the other end of the phone, and the man was taken aback, "What did it say?"

"It said that your house is not good. The guest bedroom is not well feng shui, and it doesn't have a suitable room for Pearl."

"..."

"Let's talk about this matter later. Since "Running Against the Wind" has not started recording, I will choose a house first."

Xu Xiaozhou hung up the phone, and the kitten had already laid down comfortably under his blanket, whimpering.

——I won’t change it tonight, Meow is so sleepy, I can’t be bothered to move.

"Well, go to sleep."

Xu Xiaozhou took a shower and lay back on the bed. Before he could turn off the lights, he received another text message from the man.

[I suddenly feel that this matter is speculative, just wait and see. 】

He was confused and was about to text back when the kitten put its paw on his shoulder.

He thought the cat was asleep, and subconsciously threw the cat's paw down, but the kitten climbed up again and even scratched.

Xu Xiaozhou turned his head back, Sangsang was still awake, and was looking at him with a bulging face.

"what happened?"

"Meow--"

——Don’t you have any strange feeling?

Xu Xiaozhou was taken aback, "What kind of strange feeling?"

—Headache, nausea, chills all over, no?

Xu Xiaozhou frowned, "No...you have? Do you have a cold?"

The kitten shook its head, and there was a bit of surprise in the cat's eyes. It hugged his arm and stretched out its small tongue to lick it wetly several times.

Xu Xiaozhou was even more confused, "What happened?"

"Meow--"

——There is usually a big reaction after the first soul capture, but you didn't.You are even better than I imagined.

Xu Xiaozhou breathed a sigh of relief when he heard the words, he couldn't laugh or cry, "I thought something was wrong, you scared me."

However, the kitten shook its head inscrutablely, turned around and got out of the bed, and jumped off the bed with a plop.

Every time Sangsang jumped, the floor would shake.

"What are you going to do?"

The kitten didn't answer it, and ran all the way to the living room with its chubby legs.Xu Xiaozhou was wondering when Chen Jingfeng called again suddenly.

"Your performance in these few songs is really blinding. Are you awake? I'm going to your house now and brought two bottles of wine. Let's celebrate?"

Xu Xiaozhou glanced at the clock that was pointing to 12:30, and said, "Come on, I don't think you will be bumped into by passers-by at this time."

"Already on the way, 10 minutes."

"it is good."

Xu Xiaozhou hung up the phone and turned his head, only to see Sangsang rushing back with something in his mouth, the cat's fur fluttering like an excited dog.

"What the hell are you doing?"

The kitten rushed onto the bed, opened its mouth, and spat out what it was holding.

It turned out to be a lollipop.

"Is this from the junk you bought?"

nod.

——Catnip lollipop, try it.

"Should I taste it? Why should I taste it?" Xu Xiaozhou smiled disdainfully, "I'm not a cat, and this thing is not candy, so people won't vomit after eating it?"

However, the kitten didn't listen to him at all, scratched the "lollipop" package with its paws, and pushed it to him stubbornly.

Xu Xiaozhou really couldn't resist the cat, so he could only pick up the guy perfunctorily and stuff it into his mouth.

however.

An indescribable taste quickly diffused on the tip of the tongue, flowing into the nose, brain, and nerve center... The crisp, ethereal feeling hit his senses, and he hadn't realized the loss of his will. In the next second, his whole body Already lying flat on the bed, his black eyes were out of focus, his vision was a blurry ceiling, his brain seemed to be blank, only two words.

happy.

The author has something to say:

Author: Xu Xiaozhou is finished tonight

Sangsang: No, the dead man is finished tonight