After becoming a cat, I finally became popular [Entertainment Circle]

The kitten's voice revealed fried hair, "Meow—ow—!!!"

——Why give it a name!

Xu Xiaozhou felt a little strange, "I don't know what the name is, can it be called hello? Don't mess around, Chen Jingfeng helped me make an appointment with important people, and I am in a hurry to meet them."

When he said this, he planned to hang up the phone, but the voice of the kitten on the other end of the phone suddenly became depressed, and two low-pitched meows came from the receiver.

——Then you give it a name, and it won’t be called Sangsang in the future.

"what?"

Xu Xiaozhou was in a daze, and wanted to talk again, but the phone hung up.Before he could react, the phone rang again, it was Chen Jingfeng.

"Can you come over here?" Chen Jingfeng's voice was suppressed, as if he was hiding to make a call, "Among these few people, there is a musician who has a bad temper. He said just now that he will arrive in 5 minutes, if you can’t arrive in 5 minutes, you might as well not come.”

Xu Xiaozhou licked his lower lip. In fact, the place is not too far away from him, and a few quick steps for 5 minutes should be enough.But he still cared about the kitten in his heart, so he sighed, "Then I won't go, maybe it's too late."

Chen Jingfeng, "It's okay, after you and Mr. Zeng's works are published, there are still many opportunities to get to know them later, and I will help you build a game."

"Ok."

Xu Xiaozhou hung up the phone, resigned himself to his fate, turned around and walked back.

Sangsang, this kitten is full of problems.It is disobedient, poor in appearance, lazy and greedy, and the most annoying thing is that it causes trouble wherever it goes. No matter how many times it is taught not to yell at or scratch people, it will forget about it.It has no heart, no lungs, no big or small, no matter how Chen Jingfeng spoils it, it doesn't care, and it loves to show power over other cats, and its heart is full of classism.

But it is his own cat, and he loves to have small emotions when he is hypocritical to the extreme.Xu Xiaozhou thought to himself, he is the only one in the world who knows about this kitten. In the eyes of others, this is a fat cat with a weird personality. Go flaunting your might.

He sighed and returned to the small rental room, and just as he reached the door of the bedroom, he was stunned.

Imagining that Sangsang must be bullying Sanhua hard now, maybe it is possible to beat him up and scratch his hair off.But it's not, he just appeared at the door, just in time to see Sangsang pushing his cat food bowl to Sanhua's eyes.

"Meow--"

——You eat, eat a little more, you eat too little, you look like a civet.

All three flowers and five bodies fell to the ground, lying on the floor with their faces and said - big, big, the little ones dare not, the little ones have already used your water bowl.

Sangsang pouted the cat's mouth speechlessly, rolled his eyeballs - I know, when you leave my house when you are well, I will let that guy throw away the things you used.

——My lord... don't you hate little ones?The little one shouldn't come to your territory to play wild, you let the little one go.

Sangsang shook his head - that's not okay, they are all civet cats, I can't watch you die.

The kitten turned to look at Xu Xiaozhou, his face turned cold, "Meow——"

—Have you seen enough drama?You have to get closer to it and help it survive.

Xu Xiaozhou walked forward with a groan, "Just a little closer?"

Sanhua began to tremble again—Mother, Mother God, why are you back?

"Ah, I'll come back and take a look." Xu Xiaozhou said casually. When he lowered his head, he suddenly found that Sangsang was gone. Claws grabbed the bag of cat food, and pulled out a brand new bag of unopened cat food.I put my head into the cabinet and turned it over. After a while, all the canned food and snacks inside were pulled out.

"Sangsang, what are you going to do?" Xu Xiaozhou frowned and asked in confusion.

The kitten didn't say a word, as if it didn't hear anything.Sitting on the ground, he gathered the food with his two front paws, licked his buttocks, and seemed to remember something, and squeezed himself under the bed with great effort. After a while, he came out with a plastic bag in his mouth.

Inside the plastic bag were a few pieces of salmon and sweet shrimp. I don't know when they secretly hid them.This cat is too cunning, and it hides fresh fish very skillfully. There are also two packs of dry ice bags in the plastic bag to keep it fresh.

Xu Xiaozhou couldn't help but said: "The ice pack will heat up sooner or later. You always hide these foods, and they won't be fresh in your stomach. If you don't fart, who farts?"

The kitten still turned its back to him, but judging from the frequency with which the big fleshy ball rose and fell, it seemed that the kitten was even more angry.

Xu Xiaozhou clicked his tongue twice, walked over and kicked the pile of cat litter, "You don't mean to run away from home, do you?"

The kitten snorted and raised its eyes to him.

——What does it matter to you?

Xu Xiaozhou pondered for two seconds with some difficulty, "You can't take so many things with you when you leave. A cat with big bags and small bags will be on the news."

Sangsang, "..."

Xu Xiaozhou sighed, "You're so fat, who doesn't know you? When it's on the news, I'll be dragged into the trending searches by you. That's not okay. I see, why don't you just leave with a cat, and you alone Sir Civet, it’s not short of these few bites..."

As soon as he finished speaking, the amused kitten suddenly turned back and looked at him with tearful eyes.

"Ho! Mi—!"

A certain fatty bumped him away, weighing as much as a piglet, and rushed into the cat toilet screaming fiercely.

Sanhua was dumbfounded. She looked at Sangsang's strong back, then looked up at Xu Xiaozhou. After a long time, she spoke tremblingly in a low voice.

——Mother God, why are you angry?

Xu Xiaozhou knelt down and touched its ears.This cat is probably really old, and its ears are not as soft as Sangsang's, but a little stiff.He couldn't help sighing, "Your lord is a glass heart, let's go talk, you will be more obedient and eat a few more meals, and then find a comfortable place to sleep."

Sanhua was trembling, but nodded obediently.

Xu Xiaozhou walked to the door of the toilet, lowered his head, and looked at the tearful and fierce fat man inside.

"Come out, let's chat?"

Sangsang snorted—who wants to talk to you?

Xu Xiaozhou remained silent. After a few seconds, the kitten moved its paws and crawled out silently.

The phone is still pressed under the paw.

Xu Xiaozhou said: "Put your mother back, you little guy is so skinny, you brag to me every day that you are a little clever ghost, why can't you listen to your crap?"

The kitten snorted, raised its paws to wipe away its tears, and stuffed the phone back into the cat toilet.Xu Xiaozhou bent down and picked it up, and one person and one cat went into the bathroom.

He put Sangsang on the toilet seat, "You fat man, why are you so pretentious?"

The kitten snorted a few times - I want you to take care of it.

"Why don't you let me name people?"

——Is it your cat?You still have a name?

Xu Xiaozhou was a little surprised, "Isn't it because my cat can't be named? You are jealous for no reason."

The kitten rolled its eyes and didn't bother to pay attention to him, and turned around to sleep on the toilet seat.Xu Xiaozhou rubbed its Yuangu Longdong's head, and whispered: "Hey, let's have a chat."

"Meow?"

——What is there to talk about?

"Talk about your wife."

As soon as he heard the word daughter-in-law, the kitten finally moved and looked up at him suspiciously—what does it have to do with Pearl?

"Haven't you ever suspected Pearl? After it recovered from the concussion, it obviously has no problem with its IQ. Why can't it feel that you are a civet? I thought it was suspicious before, but I didn't think about it. But now it has helped you find another A dying civet, don't you think that this little cat knows a little too much?"

Sangsang raised his hind foot and scratched his belly——don't provoke discord, I have a pearly round belly and a fragrant butt, the most beautiful in the world.

"..."

Xu Xiaozhou, a trainee who has been running for many years, lost his mind for a second, and he couldn't control himself and rolled his cosmic supercilious eyes.

"Yes, yes, it is the most beautiful in the world. Let me tell you something serious. Can you use your brain to talk to me?"

Sangsang glared at him reluctantly when he heard the words, sat on the toilet seat and puffed up his cheeks and began to think.

After a while, it said with some hesitation——Actually, I never told you that Pearl knows that I am a civet.

"Ok?"

—She is very smart.I always thought she didn't have the concept of a civet before, but she didn't hide it well. Once I showed my teeth to you, and when I turned around, she trembled.Although it is very slight, but I can see that she is still afraid of me instinctively.

Xu Xiaozhou was stunned.

——She knows that I am a civet, and fear and awe are instincts.But she may be different from other kittens. Other cats will fall down in fright when they see me, and she will be frightened and motionless.In fact, to put it bluntly, it’s just pretending to be dead.

"..."

——Maybe I found out that I liked her a lot later, so I wasn't so afraid, so I never asked me about the civet.

Xu Xiaozhou hesitated, "Then you don't mind?"

The kitten snorted twice in its nostrils—what do you mind, Pearl sees through, Bingxue is smart, has a round belly and a fragrant butt, what can I choose?

"..."

In fact, Xu Xiaozhou has always wanted to know how fragrant Little Pearl's butt is.

What a good civet, sucked alive and lost its mind.

The new kitten couldn't have a name, so Xu Xiaozhou had no choice but to stop calling it by its name for the time being. He found that the cat was really careful.The water bowl is at the other end of the room. When it goes to drink water, it will not pass directly through the middle of the floor, but will stick to the wall and carefully make a big bend. Looking back at Sangsang, Sangsang nodded, and it will fly fast He drank a few sips of water, and then slipped back to his nest against the wall.

This nest is actually a corner of the wall, Xu Xiaozhou saw that it insisted on staying there, so he put two cushions on it, and it barely counted as a nest.

In the afternoon, Sangsang usually drinks afternoon tea with yogurt and bananas.Sanhua watched Sangsang stuffing the broken banana pieces into her mouth one by one, and hesitated for a while.

——My lord, if you eat too much of this fruit, you will have diarrhea, so be careful.

Sangsang replied indifferently - usually at night, it's okay.

Sanhua looked confused, Xu Xiaozhou was so angry that he snatched half a banana from the kitten's hand, handed it to Sanhua, and said softly: "You should try it too, it's okay to eat less."

Sanhua took a small bite lightly.

——Thank you, Mother God.

Xu Xiaozhou was also speechless about the title of Mother God.He was thinking about how to persuade Sanhua to change his mind, when the computer on standby suddenly rang, and an email came in.

From a distance, the title seems to be an invitation to a TV variety show.

Xu Xiaozhou was a little surprised. Recently, he has received a lot of job invitations, and there are also online variety shows, but there are very few TV variety shows.In Chen Jingfeng's words, everyone in the industry knows that his whereabouts are unclear now. They are very cautious in selecting candidates for this kind of announcement that will be broadcast on TV immediately after a short-term recording.

He hesitated for a moment, went down to click on the email.

[Mr. Xu Xiaozhou:

Hello!I am a guest recruiter for the "Running against the Wind" program group of S station.May I ask if you have a schedule to participate in the recording of the program one month before the Spring Festival?If the schedule is suitable, we invite you to attend the interview next week. The specific time and address are: ...]

Xu Xiaozhou was a little confused.This "Running Against the Wind" is a formerly popular variety show with a modified main theme. TV variety shows and online variety shows are all drawn together, and this is the one with the highest gold content.With a large audience and support from above, it can be said to be a diamond-level variety show.

It's just that this kind of show has always been haunted by people like Chen Jingfeng, so what does it matter to him?

"Meow——!!!" Suddenly there was a mournful roar from behind, Xu Xiaozhou shivered suddenly, and Sanhua, who was drowsy in the corner, also shivered and stumbled to his feet.

When Xu Xiaozhou turned his head, a fat man was sitting on the bed, his mobile phone was thrown aside by the fat man, and the fat man was beating the mattress desperately with his two little claws.

"Ow!!"

"Ow!!"

--Mad! ! !back! ! ! !

Xu Xiaozhou swallowed, "To be honest, since I met Little Pearl, you speak with a Taiwanese accent. Are you secretly watching idol dramas behind my back to learn to flirt with girls?"

The kitten kicked the phone forward angrily.

—Look for yourself!

Xu Xiaozhou walked over curiously, took out his mobile phone and saw that it was a text message from Mr. Zeng.

[Xiao Zhou, these demos are almost done. I will fly to South Korea tomorrow to chat with my friends there. The production still needs final touches, and the soundtrack needs to be screened completely to see if there are any accidental similarities in the melody. .It will take about two weeks, and you can go about your own business first. 】

Xu Xiaozhou replied yes, and as soon as he looked down, he saw the cat sitting on the bed and couldn't help laughing, "Shouldn't we be separated for two weeks? As for?"

The kitten sighed -- Meow finally understood today what a bolt from the blue is.

Xu Xiaozhou was about to comfort her when the phone vibrated again.

[Pearls are not taken care of, and it is not easy for the girl to take them abroad. If you are not busy, can you help take care of the pearls?It doesn't matter if you are too busy, I think Sangsang is quite independent and can take good care of Pearl. 】

Xu Xiaozhou was stunned.Mr. Zeng spoke tactfully, but it was obvious that others had already seen Fatty's intentions.

Everyone knows Sima's mourning heart.

The kitten noticed something was wrong with him, climbed up by his clothes, hung on his arm, and looked at his phone.

"Ow!!"

Xu Xiaozhou didn't catch one of them, and the mobile phone was snatched by the cat. A certain cat happily ran to the other side of the bed with the mobile phone in his arms, rubbed his little hands, and replied a text message seriously.

Xu Xiaozhou followed to have a look.

【Wang Erxiao will also pass! 】

"..."

Mr. Zeng returned quickly - [What? 】

Xu Xiaozhou was speechless, glared at the kitten and snatched the phone over - [Sangsang agreed.When are you free?I'm going to pick up Pearl. 】

【Thank you very much.I'll send it to you in the afternoon, and you send me your home address. 】

Xu Xiaozhou sent the address over, and when he turned his head, the fat man disappeared again.

On this day, it was really a little trouble to come and go without a trace.

Xu Xiaozhou lowered his head and looked around, but couldn't find the cat.Sanhua in the corner said weakly—my lord has gone inside.

"Inside" refers to the restroom.Xu Xiaozhou went in and saw that a certain cat was sitting in front of the mirror of the sink, facing the mirror solemnly and scratching the two tufts of fur on top of its head with its small claws.

Xu Xiaozhou curled his lips, "Stop messing around, you just look like this, and it's useless to do your hairstyle."

"Meow--"

——Don't worry about it.

——Go and mop the floor again.Really, this house is so dilapidated, little pearl should go to the dead man's house.

"..."

At a young age, I began to dislike the poor and love the rich.

Xu Xiaozhou was forced by a certain cat to clean up the whole afternoon, but the apartment was already pretty clean. The shortcoming of this house is not that it was dirty, but that it was small and dilapidated. There was nothing he could do about it.

A certain cat obviously disliked it, and after a whole afternoon, it pushed the most advanced decoration in the house, the cat toilet, from the bedroom to the shoe cabinet at the door, hoping that Little Pearl would see it as soon as it came in.

Xu Xiaozhou looked at it, "Do you think that Chen Jingfeng is not bad?"

The kitten snorted.

——It’s just a few dead men with stinky money, isn’t it because you don’t live up to it?

"..."

If this cat were a human, it would probably be beaten on the road.

Two hours before Pearl arrived home, Sangsang lay down dignifiedly at the door with her little hands in her arms.Sanhua regained some strength after sleeping, followed out curiously, and asked Xu Xiaozhou in a low voice.

—Mother God, who are you waiting for?

"Wait for a girl with a nice butt."

Sanhua nodded—I understand, my lord is interested in cats.

Xu Xiaozhou asked: "Is there a difference in the smell of a cat's butt? Why is it so obsessed with it?"

Sanhua thought about it—in fact, there were.Some cat butts smell disgusting, while others are more fragrant.But a little female cat that I thought was stinky a long time ago, my friend thinks it is very fragrant, so it is hard to say.

It's just that radish and cabbage have their own preferences.

Xu Xiaozhou said: "Then the little female cat will come later, you go smell it too, and come back and tell me whether it smells good or not."

Sanhua shook her head seriously - no way.My lord's girl, I can't come near.

"..."

Pretty clean.

The little pearl was sent by the old man in a basket covered with little pink flannel.I have to say that the rapper's romance is unpredictable. Other kittens ride in pet cages and canvas bags, only the little pearl, and there is a princess driving her wherever she goes.

As soon as the elevator door slammed, a certain mourner squeezed his head out through the crack of the door and looked outside impatiently.

Pearl looked down at him from the basket, raised her front paw slightly, and waved it.

"Meow--"

--Hi.

Sangsang squinted in a very gentle and gentlemanly manner.

——Hi~~~~

Xu Xiaozhou's blood pressure soared due to the greasy sound. He exchanged a few words with Mr. Zeng and took the pearl home smoothly.

Little Pearl struggled to get out of the basket on her short legs, and looked around.

Sangsang eagerly went over - in fact, my house is not like this, next time I will take you to my real home, it is very beautiful, there is also a cat tree on the ninth floor.

Little Pearl nodded ignorantly, and moved her nose.

— Are there other cats in the house?

Sangsang nodded—I brought back the fat man you told me you found last time, he is my little brother.

Xu Xiaozhou, "..."

Little Pearl nodded—the last time I didn't have time to talk to it, the master carried me away.

The two cats walked towards the back room, and Xu Xiaozhou followed.Just now Sanhua hid back in her own three-acre land and shrank back. When she saw Pearl coming, she didn't dare to lift her head.

"It smells like you," Pearl said.

Sangsang meowed—yes, we are the same...well, breed.

Xu Xiaozhou was speechless, this cat was talking nonsense with its eyes open, a cow with beautiful short flowers and a garden with three flowers, how could it be the same breed.

However, Little Pearl didn't make a sound. She stood there looking at Sanhua for a while, then turned her head and walked to the bathroom.

Sangsang eagerly followed, but Xu Xiaozhou felt a little strange. He glanced at the respectful Sanhua and followed.

Faintly, he felt that Little Pearl had something to say.

The two cats went into the bathroom alone, and Xu Xiaozhou closed the door.Little Pearl squatted on the towel mat outside the glass door of the bathroom and whispered——when I saw it that day, it had an owner.But its owner didn't want it, and threw it back into the wooden nest, which was very fierce.

Both Xu Xiaozhou and Sangsang were taken aback.

"Owner?"

Sangsang shook his head—impossible, cats of our breed, especially those that were seriously injured, would never recognize their masters again.

Xu Xiaozhou thought to himself, what were you doing back then.

Pearl sighed—it might not be the owner, that human being was terrifying, he would put his nose close to its paws and sniff it hard, and even dig its stomach with his nails, it screamed miserably.

"What?" Xu Xiaozhou was shocked, before he could speak, Sangsang had already opened the door and ran out.

The kitten ran to Sanhua and gently pushed it with its paw.The drowsy Sanhua opened her eyes—my lord, what are your orders?

"Meow--"

—Show me your belly.

Sanhua is in a bit of embarrassment—my lord, Xiao’s spirituality is very poor, and there is no strange-colored hair on her belly.

——Don't talk nonsense, show me.

Sanhua had no choice but to lie down on the spot, and Xu Xiaozhou followed to have a look, and sure enough, he saw a few shallow pits on Sanhua's belly, and there were still blood marks.

The upturned posture also exposed its flesh pads, which were not the kitten's pink flesh pads, but dark brown, wrinkled and dry, which made people feel heartbroken.

Sangsang was stunned for a while without speaking.After a long time, it lowered its eyes and said in a low voice, "Go back to sleep and tell me what you want to eat."

Sanhua lowered her head—thank you for your concern.

The group went back to the bathroom, and the mournful meow sounded very lost.

— We may not be able to save it.

Xu Xiaozhou's heart sank, "I can't do it either?"

——It's useless, the spiritual soul root has withered very badly, even if you follow you to infect the soul of the mother god, you can't absorb it.

Xu Xiaozhou's voice was also a little sad, "How could this happen? Why can humans hurt civets?"

Little Pearl, who had been silent all this time, suddenly stretched out her paws to rub against her stomach, and gave two small beeps.

——I saw that human being scratched its stomach with its nails, but the shape of the blood pit on its stomach is so strange.

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