After becoming a cat, I finally became popular [Entertainment Circle]

Just being abducted into the car by someone in such a daze, Xu Xiaozhou sat slumped in the co-pilot with a shameless expression on his face.Chen Jingfeng turned his head to look at him while turning the steering wheel, and smiled, "Why are you sitting like a human being?"

Xu Xiaozhou raised his eyelids to look at him, and casually raised his paw to pat the seat belt.

Chen Jingfeng was taken aback, "What do you mean? You still have to wear a seat belt?"

Xu Xiaozhou was too lazy to talk nonsense, closed his eyes impatiently, paw and scratched on the seat belt until Chen Jingfeng gave up, stopped at the red light and leaned over to help him pull out the seat belt.

"You're too young, this thing can't stop you..." Before Chen Jingfeng finished speaking, the kitten moved its buttocks to the gap between the two seats and squeezed itself into the seat belt perfectly. later.

"...a cat spirit." Chen Jingfeng's eyes widened in surprise.

Counting it, Xu Xiaozhou has already entered a mansion three times.He found the bedroom familiarly, scrambled up the bed, and lay flat in the middle of the superstar's big bed.

Chen Jingfeng was outside looking through the refrigerator while making a phone call, Xu Xiaozhou listened with his ears up.

"Okay, I can help."

"Yeah, all of them."

"Okay, I'll say hello to the security guard, just come up."

Xu Xiaozhou looked at the ceiling and thought, this is a guest, maybe it is some kind of big shot in the circle, or it may be a famous director.When I was a human being, I was at the lowest level every day, but when I became a cat, it turned out to be a cat.

He scratched his belly with some emotion, turned over and lay on his side, but saw a small stack of printing paper beside his pillow.There are six large characters on the snow-white paper.

"Basic Law of Cat Owners"

This should be that song.Xu Xiaozhou picked up a page with his pointed nails and opened it.

It turns out that the lyrics, music and choreography of this song are all by Chen Jingfeng himself.When Chen Jingfeng debuted in the talent show, he was good at singing, dancing, editing and composing, and he was a real senior.Xu Xiaozhou began to read the lyrics with the mood of admiring the masterpieces of his predecessors, but unexpectedly, black lines appeared on his forehead.

"I'll buy you a small dried fish cat climbing frame and a soft cat futon, yeye~

Take you to the back garden to beat the huskies and Samoyeds raised by the neighbors, wowo~

Work hard every day just to give you a better life, let alone,

Don't say you are not rare, the stupid enthusiasm of human beings can't be suppressed, can't be controlled, and can't be stopped

Soft belly and thick feet, oh, baby, don’t show your claws because I am the master who loves you..."

what the hell is this...

Xu Xiaozhou barely digested this rap about talking to himself about being in love with a cat, and turned to the main song, only to find that a large section of the lyrics there had just been crossed out by a ballpoint pen. Chen Jingfeng obviously wanted to make a big change, but unfortunately, except for the I have no inspiration for the time being except for writing a few auxiliary words.

Xu Xiaozhou was feeling in his heart that the big guy is free, when suddenly the cat's ears pricked up, and he heard Chen Jingfeng open the door, and said to the outside: "Are you here so soon?"

Who is it that makes this ruthless star so excited.

Xu Xiaozhou picked his butt, stood up and stepped on the bedside table, tilted his head and looked out.

"Princess, we meet again."

Princess?

Before Xu Xiaozhou could see who it was, an indescribable smell suddenly appeared in the air.He sniffed instinctively, and an inexplicable stimulation hit the nerves of his whole body. His scalp exploded, and he subconsciously bent his limbs and sat back, squinting his eyes showing an extremely alert look.

As soon as the living room door was closed, the man's footsteps approached, "Sangsang, let me introduce you, this is the princess, and the canned cat food you ate that day belongs to the princess."

Accompanied by Chen Jingfeng's voice, a blue-gray British shorthair cat came into sight.

It's a girl.Hmm... the kind of girl who is a little too fat.

Shrouded by some mysterious coercion, Xu Xiaozhou's whole cat froze on the bed, motionless.Chen Jingfeng put the princess on the bed, and said briskly, "Come on, you two say hi to each other~"

Xu Xiaozhou is petrified, this little female cat is really fat and strong, with an arrogant expression, and a strange smell on her body.Xu Xiaozhou didn't like the smell at all, and felt uncomfortable after smelling it.Just as he was about to retreat, the princess moved his nose and gave him a drawn-out meow.

Uh……

Xu Xiaozhou tried to express: Miss, I don’t understand cat language, what should I do?

"Meow?"

Xu Xiaozhou didn't know whether he was meowing right, anyway, the princess narrowed her eyes after hearing him meowing, showing a sitting back posture exactly like him just now.Before Xu Xiaozhou could react, this guy rushed up, waved his paws and patted his chubby face.

"Meow!!!" Do it!It hurts!Xu Xiaozhou jumped up and turned around and ran away, faster than seeing the man running without clothes that day. Regardless of the injury to his feet, he even scrambled and fell off the bed. Before he could rub his butt, he got into the bed in a daze under.

What kind of girl is this?This shit is a shrew, she will do it if she disagrees with her, what did I say wrong?

Xu Xiaozhou rubbed his face distressedly under the bed, don't be disfigured.

Through the bed board and thick mattress, Chen Jingfeng's low-pitched voice came.

"What's the matter with you? So uncooperative?"

Come on, does it depend on me?I didn't become a cat from birth, ghosts can understand what she said.

The man took a deep breath, "You are not cute anymore, no, I have to return you to your master."

Cut, I didn't beg you to take me to your house.At the beginning, I didn't know who had the cheek to bring other people's cats to his home.

Xu Xiaozhou rolled his eyes in disgust, his chest rose and fell, and he was very angry.He moved his injured foot and planned to walk on his own, but suddenly heard the mattress move, so he secretly stuck his head out from under the bed to look up.

Chen Jingfeng frowned deeply, knelt on the bed and hugged the princess who was about to run away, and said to it: "Your master should not be far away, I will ask him to take you to another house to take care of her. gone."

Eh?

Looking at the back of the man striding away angrily holding the princess by the seam under the bed, Xu Xiaozhou was a little stunned.

This guy was actually quite protective of him.

In the evening, Xu Xiaozhou sat down on the bed after eating cat food and watched the man's tablet computer. Chen Jingfeng was on the phone with his agent in the living room, and Xu Xiaozhou also listened to every word with his ears pricked up.

"He said he wanted to cooperate. I didn't refuse, but I didn't agree immediately."

"He is really familiar with variety shows."

"You can find better ones, but the theme of this variety show is good, I like it very much."

"I recently made a kitty friend that I can take with me."

Well?About me?

Xu Xiaozhou jumped up and sat up from the bed, looking at the tall figure of the man in the living room.

"I know its owner, so I'll talk to it. In fact, I can get the resources that He Chenran can help me contact with myself. His qualifications are not very high, but since he has good intentions, why bother?" Woolen cloth."

Xu Xiaozhou rolled his eyes and probably understood what was going on.He Chenran had just made his debut for a year, and after accumulating some popularity in filming, he began to accept variety shows frantically. Although Chen Jingfeng was a superstar of his time, he had been making steady progress in music and film and television, and hadn't participated in variety shows much.Today in the underground garage, He Chenran asked Chen Jingfeng to think about it, probably because the two exchanged some resources to connect with each other.

A little boring, I thought there was some gossip to listen to.

Xu Xiaozhou yawned, and just as he lay down lazily, the man came in, picked him up from behind the bed and put him in his arms, "Sangsang, can you go to a variety show with me?"

Not good, very busy.

Chen Jingfeng poked his nose, "I'll talk to your benefactor, I will take good care of you."

I do not need it, thank you.

"I'm going to collaborate with your benefactor on the MV tomorrow, how about taking you there?"

The lazy Xu Xiaozhou sat up in Chen Jingfeng's arms, a little dazed.

Chen Jingfeng used the word "cooperation".

Shouldn't the normal routine be to say "we cooperate" to the face and "I'll give him a chance" behind the scenes?Why did it turn around when it came to Chen Jingfeng?

Xu Xiaozhou bumped into the man's gentle and smiling eyes, and sighed.

This senior is really cold on the outside and hot on the inside. This kind of thankless personality can get along so well in the circle. It's really evil.

At night, the apartment was pitch black, only Chen Jingfeng turned on a small yellow night light in front of the floor-to-ceiling windows.The big star was wearing soft home pants, sitting cross-legged on the ground, with the stack of papers next to the pillow on his lap.

Xu Xiaozhou was lying on the side with half-closed eyes, saying that he was accompanying him, but he was actually sleeping on his own.

Chen Jingfeng looked at Xu Xiaozhou for a long time, and then began to write songs.

"Be my baby, see the world in my arms

I don't care about other kittens, because I only belong to you

Buy the most fragrant canned food and pour a bowl of clear water that reflects the beard

I don't like other kittens, because I only love you

I don't care how demented I am in the morning, and at night I flaunt my strength and go to heaven and earth

Oh baby we are each other's only"

The sound of the pen tip scratching the paper woke up Xu Xiaozhou, Xu Xiaozhou yawned, stood up crookedly, and glanced at the mug next to Chen Jingfeng's leg.

The fat mug contained the coffee the man had just made, and the milk was frothed finely and densely, showing a gentle color under the dim light.

Xu Xiaozhou walked over silently, dipping his paws in the milk foam.

Chen Jingfeng put down his pen and said helplessly, "Hey, no. Cats can't drink coffee, and you can't digest milk either."

Uh... so many things.

Xu Xiaozhou sighed, and reluctantly stuck out his tongue and licked his paws, narrowing his eyes.

When I was a human, I didn't realize that milk foam is so slippery.

Xu Xiaozhou walked around the man twice as if on patrol, then stepped on the man's thigh and lay down in his arms, and glanced at the lyrics on the paper.

Brother, is it so su?Can your tens of millions of fans stand you teasing cats so seriously?

"I write pretty well, don't I?"

Xu Xiaozhou: Hmm... let's make do, so-so.

Chen Jingfeng didn't see Xu Xiaozhou's bored expression, so he wiped the remaining milk froth on the kitten's mouth, and said softly, "I'll finish writing right away and we'll go to bed. I'll take you to the MV rehearsal tomorrow."

As he spoke, he picked up his pen again and finished writing the last few lines of the verse.

"You are the only one in the world

It's a salted fish paralyzed on the bed

It's my heart's molasses

i am your master

You are my baby~~」

The author has something to say:

I'm back everyone!I was too tired to watch the concert. I held up the lights and shouted slogans to support. I went back to the hotel last night to watch the meal and take pictures on Weibo. I really finished watching the concert ORZ

Since everyone is not satisfied with the name of this article, can you give me some inspiration (the author is anxious to name it~

And tomorrow's update time is [-]:[-] pm, which is slightly different from today's, so as not to leave readers behind~