After becoming a cat, I finally became popular [Entertainment Circle]

Xu Xiaozhou's throat seemed to contain a handful of sand that had been scorched by fire, and every time he uttered a sound, it was painful.He propped himself up and drank the cold glass on the bedside table, tried to clear his throat, and then he recovered a bit.

Turning to look at the kitten, "What's going on? Where did this bunch of new hair come from?"

"Meow - woo"

——Meow sucked the soul of mother in your body for a certain period of time, and it grew up a little bit.

Xu Xiaozhou had a splitting headache and rubbed his temple, "So every time new hair grows, does it have to be so painful?"

nod.

"You little thing, you are so cunning, you actually let me into your body to bear this pain for you, you..." Xu Xiaozhou felt wrong in the middle of speaking, and asked, "Why does my human body hurt so much... ...you came here last night too?"

The kitten cupped his hand with its head mysteriously, as if trying to push him off the bed.Xu Xiaozhou didn't know why, so he put on his slippers silently, the kitten jumped off the bed, raised its tail and took a coquettish catwalk, all the way to the bathroom.

He had no choice but to follow, watching the kitten slam the bathroom door open with its butt, and smiled helplessly, "What the hell are you going to do, you—"

Only halfway through the words, his eyes touched his own in the mirror, and he was stunned.

The young man in the mirror was pale, and his black hair hung down in embarrassment, making him look as thin as a piece of paper.But those black eyes seemed to be different from usual, the dark and deep pupils seemed to be covered with a layer of exquisite water, and the eye waves flowed, bringing the weak and pale person to life.

The pair of black pupils in the mirror froze slightly. After a while, the boy approached the mirror lightly and looked at himself in disbelief.

A tear mole appeared out of nowhere near the end of the left eye.It was very small, but it was different from the brown mole of ordinary people. The black spot was like a tattoo with delicate materials, which deeply blended into the skin, making his eye sockets even deeper.

Originally, it was just a handsome manga boy face.But now, her bright eyes are flowing, and her temptation is hard to suppress.

Xu Xiaozhou said to himself incredulously: "A mole under the eyes?"

"Meow——" Sangsang picked up his feet and licked them skillfully, humming and chirping.

——Is it powerful?Does it look good?

"This……"

——Ordinary civet cats don’t have them. Only by absorbing the soul of my mother, this cat, can they have these.This is a gift from God.

Xu Xiaozhou looked at himself in the mirror with complicated eyes.After a while he sighed, even if he didn't get used to it, he had no choice but to accept it.A certain cat squatting on the ground was still tirelessly combing the handful of black hair that had just grown out, it was so precious.Xu Xiaozhou suddenly remembered something, frowned hesitantly and said: "Last time you could kill a bird with black hair, this time..."

A certain cat raised its head and looked at him cutely.Those cat eyes were clear and innocent, at first glance it seemed no different from the past, but Xu Xiaozhou was in a trance and was almost sucked in.

He regained his composure, took a step back, and raised his voice—"Sangsang, what are you doing?"

A certain cat rubbed its stomach, "Meow—"

- don't be afraid.I'm just showing off to you, I have soul-destroying pupils.

"Take...soul...pupils?"

——Yes, the last time I saw that dead fox meow, I could only scratch it, and next time I could directly kill it.

Xu Xiaozhou was stunned, "Didn't you already kill people and steal souls?"

——It’s different from other living creatures, and the cat is still growing its body.

Xu Xiaozhou glanced at its chubby belly and expressed fear at the words "long body".He looked at himself in the glasses again, those black pupils seemed to hide a mystery, which made him unable to understand.

"What's wrong with my eyes?"

The kitten shook its head with a sly look on its face.

- You guessed it.

"..."

He worked with Mr. Zeng on a daily basis, but Xu Xiaozhou didn't go home directly after work was over. Instead, he put on a hat and mask, and went to the cinema with men who were also heavily armed.

There were few people in the VIP hall, but the two bought the corner seats in the last row in a low-key manner, and sneaked in after the movie started.

Chen Jingfeng also hugged a big bucket of popcorn, leaned close to his ear and whispered: "If I cry too loudly later, you must cover my face so that no one else will find out."

Xu Xiaozhou was speechless, "Please calm down, remember that I didn't really die for you."

The man sighed, "Inciting everyone to scold me for a day and a night, I'm already very into the drama."

"..."

The later scale of this commercial film far exceeded Xu Xiaozhou's expectations.The scenes and colors are almost perfect, and the previous fighting scenes are very exciting.When Mr. Jianxian made his debut, the sudden shot of transforming from a human into a cat in the air was very powerful. Even though he was mentally prepared, the moment the cat’s face changed, accompanied by a strange and shrill meow, he still got goosebumps .

The man hissed beside him, "My cat, you are so cool."

Xu Xiaozhou blushed secretly in the dark.

He knows the plot better than anyone else, and the film has a lot less suspense for him.While watching the movie, he looked at the reactions of the audience below.

When Jianxian promised the crown prince to go to cure the flood, he laughed and begged the crown prince for fresh fish as a tribute. A girl sitting directly under Xu Xiaozhou burst into tears.

Chen Jingfeng leaned over and said in a low voice, "It's probably the second one."

The girl was crying so hard that she took out one tissue after another. Her boyfriend sat next to her and pressed her head on his shoulder, trying to comfort her forcibly, but the girl threw him Pushing it away, he cried bitterly and said in a low voice: "You have the same virtue as the prince, you men are all big pigs."

Xu Xiaozhou was taken aback for a moment, and Chen Jingfeng beside him also stared.The girl didn't know if she felt the two mysterious gazes behind her, she turned her head suddenly, Xu Xiaozhou and Chen Jingfeng immediately lowered their heads at the same time, and stretched their hands towards the bucket of popcorn in unison.

It was dark, the girl couldn't see their faces, only saw the masks, and sighed.Turning around, he took out a stack of tissues and stuffed them in, and said in a low voice, "Don't wear a mask, it's useless, use tissues."

Xu Xiaozhou, "..."

At the end of the movie, Jianxian jumped off a high cliff, and the young man's moon-white robe fluttered in the air.The most powerful cat spirit gave up any struggle in the air, and her black eyes stared at the camera meekly and brightly. The compassion and nostalgia in those eyes seemed to penetrate people's hearts.Xu Xiaozhou looked at himself through the camera, and the shock was indescribable. He watched himself on the screen gradually give birth to cat ears and cat tails, and his human figure faded away. The body also gradually weakened, and finally, the kitten closed its eyes quietly, turned into a handful of cat bones, and scattered away into the dark abyss.

A sad and mournful meow resounded through the entire projection hall, it was the pain of the death of the soul of the cat spirit who had seen the sage for thousands of years, as if a knife had been slashed in everyone's heart, piercing the heart and flesh, and gushing out blood .

In the epilogue, Prince Qi changed into a gold-rimmed black dragon robe and ascended the throne of Kyushu.The man's eyes were deeper. He was sitting on the high dragon chair, with a dark scene in front of him. All civil and military officials knelt down together, praying for the king's safety.

However, different images were reflected in the man's eyes. In those pitch-black eyes was an even darker abyss. In the dirty depths, there were several scattered and pale cat bones buried forever in that abyss of sin. Cannot be reborn in a cycle.

"Your Highness—although Sin Mao Jianxian is stained with blood and owes countless debts, he still pays all the demons for our human race. Now that the human race is the most precious, all the demons have disappeared, and our human race's rivers and mountains will be safe forever. This is the congratulations of heaven and earth."

But the young emperor didn't answer, his black eyes deepened, and there seemed to be tears flickering.

"Your Highness?"

The bright and sly smile of the young man reappeared in the eyes of the emperor. He lowered his eyes and said softly: "Understood. From today onwards, cats are not allowed inside or outside the Kyushu. Anyone who violates the order—"

"cut."

The huge screen went black in an instant, the sad ending song sounded, the cast and crew list appeared on the screen, and the lights in the auditorium were turned on in an instant.

Xu Xiaozhou subconsciously pulled Chen Jingfeng up and walked out with his head down.Fortunately, everyone in the hall was still remembering, and no one noticed these two weird audiences.He dragged Chen Jingfeng straight out of the venue and entered the fire stairwell, making sure that no one took off his mask.

Turning around, the man's eye circles were red with suspicious tears.

Xu Xiaozhou's eyes widened, "Are you really crying?"

The man's voice was hoarse, and he was hugged into his arms all at once, so that his breastbone was about to be broken.

"I'm really a character who deserves a thousand knives. Director Wang, a treacherous businessman director, cut the relationship between Prince Qi and Jianxian so blatantly in order to make a gimmick. This is killing me."

Xu Xiaozhou patted the man on the shoulder silently, "He just wants money from the audience."

"Well, I'm not really dead."

The man bowed his head and hummed, and followed him downstairs to the underground garage.The coats of the two rubbed against each other. If it wasn't for public places, Xu Xiaozhou really doubted that someone would hug him directly.Before getting into the car, Chen Jingfeng sighed suddenly, his voice was very heavy, "I will never film this kind of love and killing scenes together again, it hurts people's hearts."

Xu Xiaozhou nodded, and couldn't laugh or cry when he thought of something, "The same is true for "The Immortal General". After all, I died for the Lord in "A Hundred Demons", but "The Immortal General" is really your sword." me."

The man showed more sadness between his brows and eyes, and sighed dejectedly, "Stop talking about it, I won't watch a single episode of that show when it airs."

Xu Xiaozhou was speechless again, the man was so sensual, he was really not like the Chen Jingfeng he knew before.

The popularity on the Internet is still fermenting. On a film review website with a tricky tongue, the ratings of this movie have been released for more than 48 hours, not only did not drop, but soared all the way. Xu Xiaozhou swiped his phone before going to bed, and the film review reached an astonishing 9.6 points. There are several consecutive screens of five-star praise, most of which are accompanied by large paragraphs of text.

[Jianxian should be the most successful so-called "villain" since the founding of the People's Republic of China.Strictly speaking, he is not a villain anymore, but a person with flesh and blood and flaws.He has foolishness and loyalty, but he does not hide his flaws.The fullness of this character design has completely refreshed my expectations for Wang Yichi.But of course, the actor Xu Xiaozhou was chosen so exquisitely, it’s really hard for me to imagine that this is the first filming work of a 20-year-old boy, it’s shocking...]

[How many years have passed, and such a Xu Xiaozhou came out, making people have a glimmer of hope for new stars in the film industry again. 】

[This is a movie without the aura of the protagonist. Even the protagonist, Prince Qi, is set to expose his misguided cruelty, dementia, ambition and desire/desire.As for Mr. Jianxian, there is no need to talk about it. Nine points are given to the script, ten points are given to the prince, and twelve points are given to Xu Xiaozhou. 】

Chen Jingfeng came out of the bathroom, lifted the quilt and lay down next to Xu Xiaozhou, sighing, "Do you know 48 billion in 20 hours, what kind of box office is this?"

Xu Xiaozhou nodded frankly, "It has broken the record since the founding of the People's Republic of China."

Chen Jingfeng was full of emotion at first, but he made fun of him.He looked at Xu Xiaozhou, who suddenly talked a lot more on the way back from the cinema, trying to make him laugh all night.He was moved in his heart, staring at Xu Xiaozhou's eyes, suddenly stretched out his hand, rubbed his thumb gently on the tear mole under his eyelid, and said: "This mole under the eye is really beautiful. Even if it's not useful, it's just so beautiful that it takes people's soul away That's enough."

Mentioning this, Xu Xiaozhou couldn't help but feel a little worried, "I don't know what the so-called unlocking is unlocking. Sangsangshen is mysterious, so I won't tell you no matter how I ask."

The man sneered, "Our fat cat likes to be naughty when he is big. It doesn't matter, we will find out later."

Xu Xiaozhou hummed.He watched the man take out his mobile phone again, skillfully switched to the "Peeping My Kitty Account", swiped into #许小舟# and started posting, he couldn't help saying: "It's almost done. I'm already on the hot search It’s been on the headlines for two full days, stop taking the rhythm.”

"That can't be done." Chen Jingfeng paused, "This year's fans are not very popular, Jianxian Siqi is such a useful name stalk, it has been brushed down by Jianxian's death, I have to bring it up again."

Xu Xiaozhou was taken aback, feeling something was wrong, "What are you doing with this entry? Seeing the best, isn't this leading everyone to fry CP?"

"Yeah, it's to fry CP."

"That's not good." Xu Xiaozhou couldn't help frowning, "The current fans are only fans. Once the speculation about CP speculation starts, our respective fans will crazily hate the other party. Isn't this picking two fans to fight? ?”

Chen Jingfeng smiled, and the man's cunning was in his smile, and he said in a low voice: "I just want to try, in this situation, once the CP talk gets hyped up, will the fans fight?"

"..."

Sangsang didn't come to exchange bodies that night, but just huddled in the toilet in the corner and slept by himself.The two adults couldn't do anything because of the presence of the cat, so they could only sleep peacefully.When Xu Xiaozhou woke up, the other half of the bed was already empty, and Sangsang was condescendingly stepping on the pillow where Chen Jingfeng had been lying, looking at him.

"Morning...how about him?"

"Meow--"

- went out to earn cat food.

"That's it."

—He made breakfast for you and left it outside.

"Okay." Xu Xiaozhou rubbed his sleepy eyes and sat up on the bed.Since he unlocked the mole under his eyes, he seems to be a lot lazy than usual. He was obviously not tired yesterday, but he slept very deeply. It is really strange that the people around him woke up and left without hearing a sound in the morning.

"Meow--"

——Meow is starving to death, where is the canned food?

Xu Xiaozhou glanced at the full bowl of cat food in the corner, and sighed, "You can't always eat wet food, go and eat a couple of dry ones, I beg you."

The kitten was not happy, the cat's face collapsed, it glared at him, turned its buttocks and left.Xu Xiaozhou was helpless, but he didn't want to compromise, so he could only endure the vague guilt in his heart, and went to the ground to find his slippers while continuing to scroll through Weibo that he didn't finish last night.

The teenager's fingertips quickly tugged on the screen, and suddenly stopped while tugging.

There is a new hot topic in Chaohua.

[@四叶草升队小军长: Family members should not be too glass-hearted, and stop scolding seniors.Don't forget that Chen Jingfeng also started at the top. Although most of his fans have already become Buddhas, they are not unaffected by guns.It's just that "Hundred Demons Travel" has become a phenomenal movie, and even his fans feel sorry for Xiao Zhou, so they didn't fight back.You are so arrogant and cute, don't really piss off people, start a fight for Xiaozhou. 】

The first hot comment below is from a familiar ID.

[@起见我的小猫免费号: And the love and killing between Xu Xiaozhou and Chen Jingfeng will not be limited to this.Those who have read the original work of "Ban Xian Jiang" will tell you that Xue Tun was finally slashed alive by the male protagonist's sword, and the two of them were twin lotuses before reincarnation, and they used their lives to protect the male protagonist before they turned black. Lord's...]

The buildings in that comment were all "fucked" on the screen, and Xu Xiaozhou couldn't believe his eyes.These few waves of Chen Jingfeng's coquettish operations have simply broken the sky. He swiped into the hot search square and saw that #见贤思吉##陈景锋许小舟# had indeed reached the top of the hot search list.

Sangsang was full of cat food and looked back to him with a good temper. A big meat ball of about ten catties was hanging on his arm to play pull-ups.Xu Xiaozhou was so dragged by it that he almost couldn't hold his phone steady, so he put the cat on the bed, put the phone screen in front of the cat for a while, and asked thoughtfully: "Do you think that Chen Jingfeng is really good at doing things?" Courage?"

The kitten held its feet impatiently, meowed for a while, and then reluctantly nodded.

——Meow thinks that apart from his uneasiness and kindness, he is actually not bad.

"Yo." Xu Xiaozhou laughed all of a sudden, and put down his phone, "Why do you think so highly of him all of a sudden?"

Sangsang rolled his eyes, and sighed decently after a while.

——He taught me to touch Pearl's head, and he said it would enhance our relationship.

"Touch your head?"

——Yes...Pearl really likes it.

"..."

Xu Xiaozhou suddenly felt that he had the same fate as Little Pearl, and that they were both destined to be tricked.He sighed resignedly, and tapped the little cat on the forehead, "The cat is a big kid, it just so happens that Mr. Zeng has to go out for two days on business, and he can't see the pearl, you deserve it."

Sangsang snorted, watched him change clothes, then ran over and poked him cautiously.

"what?"

——Meow wants to go to a hot spring.

"What are you soaking in?" Xu Xiaozhou suspected that he had heard it wrong.

"Meow—" hot spring.

"Soaking in hot springs?" Xu Xiaozhou was dumbfounded, and reacted for a while, "Why don't you go to the sky? You are a cat, can you float?"

The kitten shook its head anxiously and meowed a few times.

——Meow is not an ordinary cat. Meow needs a hot spring very much now.

"Why?" Xu Xiaozhou was stunned, and suddenly remembered something, "Does it have something to do with this black hair?"

nod.

——The consumption of long hair is too much. I feel very cold recently. I need to relax my muscles and bones and enjoy cat life.

"...Then I'll put hot water in the bathtub for you, and play some flower petal essential oil and light music, okay?"

Shaking his head.

--No way.I watched cartoons with Pearl yesterday. Although she couldn't understand it, she seemed very interested in the hot springs there.Soaking in hot springs is not only for warming up, but more importantly, for exuding temperament.Meow wants to soak in a real hot spring, the kind with a small veil on her forehead.

"..." Xu Xiaozhou couldn't stop the corners of his mouth from curling down, "After talking so much, is it just to flirt with girls?"

nod.

He sighed and hesitated, "It's not impossible. You are a cat, and it is impossible to find a hot spring shop that is willing to let you soak, but ordinary soup restaurants should be fine. Chen Jingfeng recommended a club before, and every VIP soup restaurant The room can be filled with water at one time, but the charge is a bit high..."

"Meow——" You've already made a lot of money, so it's time for Meow to enjoy it.

Seeing the kitten's eager eyes, Xu Xiaozhou reached out and touched the cat's belly.

Although the little guy said it was mainly for flirting with girls, his stomach was indeed a little cold, and he was not as powerful as before.After all, he felt sorry for the cat, sighed and said, "Okay, I'll call and reserve a room, and we'll set off after I tidy up."

"Meow—" You are indeed a good person, Meow read that right.

Xu Xiaozhou had no choice but to say, "Thank you, I'll take it as if you really praised me."

The Tangquan Club recommended by Chen Jingfeng is called "Yinlusha". It is located in the suburbs of City B. Although it is small in size, it is very private.Chen Jingfeng mentioned before that this is a place where business leaders and celebrities gather, and most people can't even get a card.Xu Xiaozhou, as a trafficker who just got up, was just when he was jealous of everyone. In fact, he was not suitable to appear in this kind of crowded occasion, but he also fought for the cat. He appeared at the front desk wearing a mask and holding the cat. He took out the man's card.

It is said that in order to accommodate the privacy requirements of the stars, each card is anonymous.

The waiter swiped the card and said with a smile: "You are a supreme VIP customer, and there are still 50 points in the card, which can be used to directly offset the cost of this time. May I ask whether you should pay the bill or directly offset?"

Xu Xiaozhou was taken aback for a moment, thinking how many times this guy has been to such inexplicable places, and his voice couldn't help being a little depressed, "Go straight to it, wipe off all the points, don't need to keep them."

The waiter laughed, "You can't get rid of so many points at once, you can come here often."

"..."

He hugged the cat and followed the waiter to the VIP soup restaurant, his expression under the mask was very speechless.The fat man in his arms was very excited, turning his head back and forth, full of curiosity about everything in the high-end place.

"Here it is. According to your request, we have prepared a warming soup for you. The bottom of this soup pool is made of warm jade. There are more than [-] herbs in the hot water, including Codonopsis pilosula. The combination of traditional Chinese medicine certified by a national professional organization will not harm your body, but it has a very good effect on accelerating blood circulation and replenishing qi and blood. It is best to soak this in winter."

Xu Xiaozhou nodded, thanked him, and suddenly remembered something, hesitated and asked, "Do you have a lifebuoy?"

The waiter was taken aback, "What?"

"It's for children. The ones for babies are the best. The smaller ones." He bit the bullet and explained.

The waiter had a complicated expression, "There is really no such thing, but if you need it, we can get someone to help you buy it. But it may take a few hours."

Xu Xiaozhou sighed, "Forget it, thank you, just pretend I didn't say anything."

The waiter smiled sweetly when he heard the words, "The service bell is on the rock brick by the pool, you can call us if you have any needs, I wish you a happy bath."

After the man left, Xu Xiaozhou closed the door of the soup restaurant, and said worriedly to a certain mourner who was tentatively stretching out his small claws to the soup pool: "Are you really not going to drown?"

"Meow——" This one is a little deeper than Meow imagined, or else you should go into the water too and hug Meow.

"...I knew it was like this in the end." Xu Xiaozhou was speechless, and suddenly remembered something, "Oh, by the way, I brought you canned cat food and put it in the car. I'll go get it in."

The kitten's eyes lit up, "Meow?"

Xu Xiaozhou sighed, "I'm afraid you'll get dizzy from too much soaking, so I'm really happy with you. Don't go into the water by yourself when I come back."

"Meow--"

He went out and walked towards the door, but just after passing a corner, he heard a somewhat familiar voice.Xu Xiaozhou didn't know what was going on, it was completely like a sixth sense, he quickly opened the door of a dark soup restaurant next to him, and hid in.

He didn't know the speaker well, but he heard it well.Because this person drank tea with him the day before yesterday and told him about the value of the Chase brand.

Cen Yu.

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