After becoming a cat, I finally became popular [Entertainment Circle]

When it came to the claw injury, the kitten's eyes were covered with confusion, and it scratched the black hair on its belly a little irritably, as if lost in thought.

"Do you remember what happened before we first met? I mean, how did you get the bloody wound on the paw, remember?"

Kitten shook his head honestly and sighed.

— Meow is so stupid.

Xu Xiaozhou felt a little distressed, and reached out to rub it on its head, "I don't blame you. But you have to remember that He Chenran is your eternal enemy, no matter when and where, as long as you have even a sliver of clear consciousness ——Then, first, you can't be alone with him. Second, if the situation is not good, as long as you can get out, it doesn't matter what method you use. No matter how big the mess you poke is, I can help you get rid of it. Do you understand? "

The kitten seemed to digest it for a while, then nodded hesitantly.Xu Xiaozhou sighed, "I'm doing it for your own good. You can do whatever you want in other things, but you must listen to me in this matter."

"Meow--"

As expected, the trending searches about the accident have soared all the way. Xu Xiaozhou has been paying attention to the trend of public opinion in the hot spots, and now he is still at the stage where entertainment tabloids are acting as headlines and the onlookers are neutral.He watched that trending search stay in the TOP3 of the entire network for more than 20 minutes, and finally someone couldn't sit still.

A revelation that was obviously bought rushed to the top of the topic.

[@娱乐圈热拒材: The accident caused by the surname Xiaosheng, did no one question the motive of the accident?It was said that it was accidentally scratched, but the outside of the crew is relatively remote, there are few people and cars, how could it be said that it was scratched?I'm afraid it wasn't because of the face-to-face and the behind-the-scenes, and the fans who came up to sign and were rejected, that's why there was a collision.Fans don't criticize me, I just have a reasonable question. 】

He casually clicked on the comment section of that Weibo post, and the hot comments were full of trolls, all of which were such as [The landlord resists], [Pass the pot cover to the truth man], [Dare to tell the truth, I don’t know] His recent popularity has broken the universe fans are fighters] and other rhythm buildings.

Xu Xiaozhou flipped through the words that implied him in the open and in the dark, but he didn't feel troubled at all, instead he smiled.He returned a message to Fengxing.

——After the public opinion has fermented for a while, the PR draft can be released.

The kitten grabbed his arm and climbed up again. After seeing clearly that he and the publicity team had exchanged a few text messages, he sighed and jumped back on the seat with a plop. Miao Miao Mi Mi said a lot.

——Meow, I feel like you are becoming more and more like my mother.

Xu Xiaozhou was taken aback.

This is the first time that Sangsang took the initiative to mention his mother to him.

He gently stretched out his hand and stroked the kitten's head, "Does Sangsang miss Mom?"

The kitten didn't answer, and said after a while: "My mother is super cool."

What is the concept of super cool, Xu Xiaozhou has already experienced it in his dream.When he thought of the cat father who was kicked away after being used, he felt a little distressed, but seeing Sangsang's heartless appearance, he probably didn't have the slightest yearning and filial piety for his biological father at all.The civet family is essentially a class-discriminatory animal. Only when they are regarded as the same kind will they act cute and lose their temper with you, otherwise they will not even look at you.

Xu Xiaozhou sighed deeply.

"Meow?"—what's wrong?

"I feel that your three views are wrong, but it's a pity that I met you late."

"Aww?"——What is Sanguan, the brand of canned cat food?

"..."

Xu Xiaozhou went back to the set alone with the cat in his arms, just in time for lunch, and there were people coming in and out.He walked to the set with the cat in his arms, and almost all the staff he met along the way asked what caused the accident. When he was asked, he just smiled wryly and didn't explain anything. The cat in his arms slept more innocently and carefree.

Chen Jingfeng had just finished work, and as soon as he saw him, he leaned over and asked in a low voice: "I asked the people from Fengxing, and they said it was your arrangement?"

"Well. He Chenran is too much, and he should be taught a lesson."

The man smiled proudly, "My kitten has grown up."

"Give you a hug for a while, I'm going to die." Xu Xiaozhou stuffed the cat into his arms, stretched his shoulders, and sighed, "We have to find a way to help Sangsang lose weight, it told me that it can be fat to two Ten catties, it's going to kill you."

"That can't be done. It's up to you to offend the cat, I'm afraid."

Xu Xiaozhou was speechless, and was about to grab a box lunch, but when he turned around, he saw Bai Qiyan standing with Supervisor Wang and discussing something. The two middle-aged men were shoulder to shoulder, chatting in a low voice while staring at him, with serious expressions on their faces. premeditated.

"Xiaozhou, come here." Supervisor Wang waved at him.

Xu Xiaozhou was at a loss, glanced at the box lunch that was close at hand, then turned temporarily and walked there.

"Director, producer, are you two looking for me?"

"It's like this. You know that this drama has a big investment, and our main investor is Genji. There will be a lot of advertisements with original actors in this TV series. Genji's advertisements are originally intended to let your cats Shooting, but the investor called this morning and asked you to come and shoot."

Genji is a well-known pet brand, and the dry food and wet food that Sangsang eats are all from this brand, even the lecithin.Xu Xiaozhou didn't reject it when he heard the words, and nodded, "Okay, no problem, do you need to be on camera?"

"They are interested, but they haven't made a final decision yet. You have to take a few photos of Sangsang and send them to them." Bai Qiyan smiled and said, "It's just a formality. Sangsang's coat color and eyes are beautiful, and it looks expensive. s cat."

Xu Xiaozhou hummed, "No problem. Recently, I only have to fly back to L City every weekend for the show, and I am always on call for the rest of the time."

He ate a box lunch with everyone in the crew, and when the cat woke up, he forced it to take it out for a walk.One person and one cat deliberately walked around under the Baisheng tree. There was no spirit fox under the tree, and the fallen leaves stained with blood from yesterday disappeared without a trace. There were no clues at the scene of the crime.

"He's very smart and doesn't dare to make a big deal." Xu Xiaozhou said in a low and calm tone, looking up at the bare branches, "The interesting thing is, he knows that you and I are the ones he can't afford at the moment, but why is he so calm?" But it's completely out of the question. Presumably our spirit fox friend pretended to be dignified in front of He Chenran. He Chenran's understanding of civet cats is probably limited to the level of a living creature researcher. fool."

"Meow—" They foxes are old and cunning.

"This tree has completely lost its baldness, and winter is coming soon." Xu Xiaozhou paused, then lowered his head and asked the kitten, "Are there many hundred-living trees?"

The kitten shook its head - less than a civet.

"Then how do you find it?"

"Mi--" is totally random.

"I see." He smiled, "Then I will bring you here next spring."

The kitten rubbed its two little paws -- ok.

He walked back for a while with the cat in his arms, and asked again: "Will you be able to really kill Linghu when you grow up?"

"Mi—" Of course.

Xu Xiaozhou's throat was blocked, and he was silent for a long time before asking: "What will happen to the person whose soul is taken by the civet?"

——The soul of a person will fly away.If I want his body, I can send my soul there.If his body is useless, it can be left to rot or eaten.

"Eat it?" Xu Xiaozhou was startled and almost threw the cat on the ground.

The kitten curled its lips in disgust, took the initiative to tighten his shirt, and groaned: "I see, I won't eat fat anymore, why are you so troublesome if you hug me for a while?"

"...I'm not afraid that you'll get fat, so I'm surprised." Xu Xiaozhou sighed, "Forget it, you're not a good person, I knew it early on."

The first thing I do when I go back is to check Weibo.Feng Xing's PR draft was sent very skillfully, completely ignoring those tempo posts that talk about pictures and spread rumors, and directly supplemented more than a dozen pictures of the scene from the perspective of the media.

The difference from the pictures posted by Yuji Tabloid is that there are not only people in these photos, but also cars.Xu Xiaozhou's car glass was smashed to pieces, and there were several dents on the door.

"Xu Xiaozhou was ambushed by extreme fans outside the theater, fled in shock but accidentally injured extreme fans"

Xu Xiaozhou rubbed the cat's belly and said to himself: "Fengxing's copywriting is really good. This title uses the word escape, which doesn't look like it's talking to me at all."

The kitten groaned a few times, indicating that the cat did not understand.

This piece of news has risen rapidly, probably because the publicity has put in enough effort to push it, and the real enthusiasm in the comment area is also amazing.

【Finally, there is a picture from this angle. There was a picture next door just now. The policeman was standing next to the car. I seemed to see a glass shard coming out, but it was not obvious. 】

[Let's take a look at the unscrupulous media!Treating fans roughly, would he smash his own car? 】

[I really don't understand why the news keeps saying that this woman is a fan, and she has a mask in her hand. Anyway, I've been chasing stars for so many years, and I haven't seen any normal fan squatting on an idol and covering her face. 】

[Watson, you have discovered a blind spot. 】

Fans quickly jumped out, and a familiar station lady directly reposted the original post - [Little lucky guys, retweet this to death, didn't that woman show her face in the photo?Judging by her face, she is not our family, right? [Ban Shou]]

Xu Xiaozhou looked at it for a while with a smile on his lips, then switched to his Weibo account and started editing.

[@许小舟: Although I haven’t officially debuted yet, I think that as an artist, you must have two mentalities: be polite and sincere to your peers, and compete for resources.I believe that these two points are not contradictory, and I have always followed these two principles since I created my works, and I don’t think I have done anything wrong.Another: Regarding today's car scrape incident, I'm sorry for the personal injury caused to the person concerned. Fortunately, the injury was not serious. I will continue to follow up on the progress of compensation and medical treatment.But at the same time, I hope that fans will pursue stars rationally, while protecting their favorite artists, they should also have their own judgments on things and put an end to all illegal acts. 】

The kitten came up to watch for a long time, and Xu Xiaozhou asked, "What do you think?"

The kitten turned around and looked at him with a complicated expression.

——Meow feels that you have really changed.

Xu Xiaozhou smiled, "Yes, I think it's good too, so I'll post it."

"..."

He said calmly and clicked to send, then ignored it, threw the phone away and started to play with cats every day.

After more than an hour, netizens who have always been online with gossip skills have fermented the whole truth.The direction of the wind took a shocking turn. The previous hot searches sank, and the new trending searches were all guessing who the woman's fan was.

Someone even initiated an anonymous vote on several gossip forums. He Chenran topped the list with more than 90.00% of the votes. The second place was actually Sangsang. It was obviously a spoof. She is more popular than people, and has countless fans. Later, people succeeded in becoming popular, and cat fans were washed into human fans.

"Hmm." Xu Xiaozhou rubbed the cat's belly, thoughtfully, "This reason sounds reasonable."

"Meow—" Yes.

One person and one cat looked at each other with a silly laugh, the kitten raised its paw, clumsily nodded its choice, and used Xu Xiaozhou's trumpet to vote for itself as a dramatist.

The forums are fairly civilized, but not so on Weibo.He Chenran is suffering from the first wave of online blackmail since his debut. Fengxing paid a lot of money to those big and small accounts, and posted rhythmic posts one after another, comparing the few small posts that He Chenran's public relations eager to try in the morning to joke.There is a guy who is not a fan of anyone and who likes to express his depth of thinking when he speaks, commented: "I don't comment on black and white right and wrong, but one thing I can be sure of is that He Chenran's announcement is really picky. I guess He Chenran I bought a low-level package."

Xu Xiaozhou was relishing the online fights when the phone vibrated suddenly.

He didn't expect He Chenran to have the face to call, and he was stunned for two seconds before answering.

"Hey?"

He Chenran's voice sounded like he was gritting his teeth, but he opened his mouth not to argue with him, but to ask a seemingly irrelevant question.

"Xu Xiaozhou, where did you get the money?"

Xu Xiaozhou was dumbfounded by the question, "Huh?"

"Money—I asked you where did you get the money?" The voice on the phone was low and frantic. Even on the day of the live broadcast of "Ace Stage", he did not lose his composure. There was undisguised anger and uncontrollable trembling in his voice , It's like being dug up the ancestral grave.

Xu Xiaozhou frowned, "What money, what are you talking about?"

"Xuanfa! They are all people in the circle. Don't pretend to be stupid with me. This time, the money just spent is at least 30 to [-] yuan. Don't tell me that you are a temporary person this morning. Don't talk about this kind of person after a year. How do you get the money for a multi-million dollar publicity team?"

Xu Xiaozhou paused, feeling a strange feeling in his heart. He frowned, "It is my right to restore the truth to netizens. As for the issue of funding—what does it have to do with you?"

The other party suddenly shouted angrily - "Xu Xiaozhou! You are a poor man who has to pay for the practice fee. Chen Jingfeng gave you the money!"

The boy's black eyes dimmed, and his voice sank, "What did you say?"

"I have long since discovered that you are plotting against seniors, Xu Xiaozhou, I really want to tear you apart! Tear off your hypocritical face and throw it on the ground, so that seniors can see your true colors!"

"..."

The phone was disconnected.

Xu Xiaozhou silently put away his phone, Sangsang was staring at him with wide eyes, he sighed, "This man is crazy."

"Mi—" Meow was scared to death, I didn't realize his voice was so high-pitched before, like a female cat in heat, scary.

Xu Xiaozhou nodded, stroking its belly, but his eyes drifted away, and thoughtfully said: "Yes, it seems to be in heat."

……

"like me?"

Chen Jingfeng took off half of his shirt and got stuck on his chest. He lowered his head and picked up the tablet in disbelief. On the screen was a line of Martian characters typed by a cat.

"The river is very blue and dreams of you."

Kitten nodded.

"He Shenran?"

Nod again.

"How is it possible?" Chen Jingfeng opened his eyes wide, tore off the clothes from his body, put on home clothes again, and said, "I swear to God, before I confessed my love to you, I never had an affair with anyone in the circle."

Xu Xiaozhou nodded solemnly - I believe it, but it is true.

The man was stunned for a while, and after a while he finally digested the message, and suddenly remembered something, "I said why he has such a big enmity with you, he has already robbed you of your debut for a year, and he will continue to suppress you."

Xu Xiaozhou was taken aback, "Meow?"

The man sighed deeply, "He was also there when I went to the old woman to plead with you to give you a make-up exam. It was a trivial matter, and I didn't shy away from it for a normal debut artist. He also agreed with me and helped you speak up. , I didn’t expect to give the old woman other instructions behind her back.”

Shock was written in Kitten's eyes, and he clicked his tongue a few times.

It really made the cat dumbfounded.

"It's amazing, it's a lot of experience." Chen Jingfeng thought for a while, and then asked suddenly: "Then you are not particularly happy?"

"Meow?"

"The person you hate the most likes a person who likes you, and a person who swears that he only likes you, always likes you, and gives you everything from him, isn't it good?"

The cat blushed and blocked the man's mouth with its paw.

Enough is enough, stop blatantly flirting with the excuse of hurting others.

"You are the cat in my heart, no one else can come in." The man raised him to his mouth and kissed again and again. The scents of man and cat were perfectly mixed together without any violation.Seemingly shy, Xu Xiaozhou secretly stuck out his little tongue to lick the man's lips. The phone next to the pillow vibrated suddenly.

He kicks all fours in the air—put me down, text.

"Well." Chen Jingfeng put him back on the mattress, moved his sore wrist after a while, "But you are right, Sangsang really lost weight, why do I feel that it is more than ten A catty?"

……

"Huh? Talking to you."

The man poked the cat's butt, but Xu Xiaozhou was only poked forward by him, holding the phone in front of his eyes without turning his head.

"What's the matter?" The man was stunned for a moment, leaned up to push the cat's head away, and gained a view in front of the screen.

——Mr. Xu Xiaozhou, thank you Genji for your cooperation. The advertising creative has been sent to your mailbox. The shooting time is tentatively scheduled for [-]:[-] am the day after tomorrow. We will go to the crew of "Ban Xian Jiang" to shoot.Another: Unfortunately, your cat failed our advertising standards, but we will also bring other well-behaved cats to cooperate with you.

"Sangsang has been eliminated??" Chen Jingfeng's eyes widened, "It's the first time I've heard of a TV drama's friendship advertisement and the elimination rate of characters... and our Sangsang is the most popular cat in the whole network, right? It's not a production crew , there is no appearance fee, such a popular cat recorded commercials for them for free, and was eliminated??"

Maoyan also revealed deep incomprehension and resentment.Xu Xiaozhou puffed up his cheeks and stared at the phone for a while, then sat down on the bed a little irritatedly, he didn't care when his tail was pressed down, he took two breaths at the small pad, and began to type angrily.

——May I ask why Sangsang did not pass the advertising standard?Its eyes are clear and bright, its hair is fluffy and shiny, and its figure is majestic. Why was it eliminated?

The other party seemed not expecting to be subjected to this kind of soul torture. It was not a paid employment relationship. I have worked with so many actors. Which one is not going through the motions? It would be more convenient not to bring your own cat. Don't give up.

There was silence for a while, and then an explanation came.

——Draw the key point, you also said that it has a majestic appearance.Genji's brand value is "natural, healthy pet food", but Sangsang is obviously obese, which definitely does not meet our promotional slogan.Once it appears in Genji's advertisement, our brand equity will be seriously damaged, and consumers will intuitively feel that pet food is uneven in nutrition, and even think that our food is high in fat and low in protein.

Xu Xiaozhou, "..."

Chen Jingfeng, "..."

The room was subtly quiet for a while, and the man stretched out his hand a little stiffly, touched the back of the kitten's round head, and said in a low voice, "Don't feel bad, it's not your fault."

Xu Xiaozhou slammed himself on the bed and stared at the ceiling speechlessly.

He was vaguely glad that Sangsangben Mao was not there, because what he said was so merciless, let alone Sangsangbenmao, even he felt that it hurt his self-esteem to read it.

The next day, Xu Xiaozhou avoided the cat all day long, and he seemed to have an inexplicable guilt in his heart. When the kitten looked over, he would deliberately avoid looking away.

Sangsang endured until the evening, and finally couldn't help running over to ask.

——Why are you sorry for me?

Xu Xiaozhou said innocently, "No."

The kitten looked suspicious - I know you slept with that guy last night, and it's not the first time, is it worth it?

Xu Xiaozhou sighed speechlessly, and looked away in a hidden way.

He was a little afraid that Sangsang would suddenly remember to shoot commercials.Civet has always liked the feeling of being admired and watched. When he just mentioned this matter yesterday, the little guy was very happy even though he was arrogant.

He seriously doubted that the fat cat had never suffered such a big blow.

"That's right." Xu Xiaozhou cleared his throat, and said with some difficulty, "Well, I have something to do tomorrow, but last time the doctor told you to check your gastrointestinal function, I'll let Age carry you tomorrow morning, okay? ?”

The kitten nodded without doubting him, and continued to focus on rubbing its precious black hair. After a while, the cat's ears moved suddenly, and it turned to look at him suspiciously.

——What's the matter with you?

The nerves in Xu Xiaozhou's head tensed, and his whole body became tense, "It's still about filming, hey, you can eat and sleep well as a cat, don't worry about adults, if I'm not busy Is the money here to buy you canned food?"

"Mi——" the kitten reluctantly nodded, jumped off the stool and walked away in doubt.

In the early morning of the next day, Xu Xiaozhou finally breathed a sigh of relief as he watched Age take Sangsang into the car and then saw the car drive away.When the advertiser came to the set, he didn't procrastinate for a minute, and started working immediately, which was even more bloody than the previous filming.Fortunately, this kind of advertisement does not pursue any artistry, and the shooting ended soon. He changed his clothes and was about to care about the situation of his kitten, but A Ge took the initiative to call in.

"Little boat..."

"what happened?"

Age's tone was a bit hesitant, "Well, do you want to take a look..."

Xu Xiaozhou stood up suddenly, "What's the matter? What's the matter with Sangsang?"

"No, don't worry... Well, Sangsang seems to have taken a fancy to a little female... cat...?"

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Sangsang: Can we still have women without advertisements?

Chen Jingfeng: I suddenly realized that the small theater no longer belonged to me...