After becoming a cat, I finally became popular [Entertainment Circle]

A certain cat probably guessed Xu Xiaozhou's intentions, and the cat's head was suddenly covered by a sense of shame that it had never felt before. It struggled desperately in Xu Xiaozhou's arms, while making a sound like killing a cat.

Xu Xiaozhou said indifferently, "What are you afraid of? I won't eat your meat."

The cat meowed even worse.

The last time I went to the veterinarian because of a concussion, the doctor said that according to the development of Sangsang's organs, the normal weight should be four to five catties, but at that time Sangsang weighed seven catties, so the doctor insisted on weight loss .

The cat didn't cooperate, Xu Xiaozhou had no choice but to weigh himself first, and then hold the cat to weigh himself, subtracting the two numbers——

"You weigh eleven catties?"

The kitten meowed pitifully twice, Xu Xiaozhou felt his eyes darken, and almost passed out, "No, brother, you gained four catties in two months?"

"Meow—" Isn't it normal?

"It's so abnormal!" Xu Xiaozhou was almost angry. He carried the cat to the bed, and while brushing his hair that was not yet dry, he stared at the cat and thought hard.

Sangsang probably finally had such a sense of beauty and ugliness, and sat there with a little sadness, pulling the flesh on his stomach, thick and solid, and solidly fat.

"Tell me honestly, is this a side effect of the Baisheng tree?"

The kitten was stunned when he heard the word Baishengshu, as if he didn't expect Xu Xiaozhou to know the name of that tree.The cat sat on the bed and calculated shrewdly for a while, rolling its eyes, obviously trying to deceive people.

Xu Xiaozhou put on a serious face, "If the tree is no different, I'll ask Chen Jingfeng to find someone to pull it out later."

"Aww?" The kitten was in a hurry, and Miao Miao Mimi said a lot of words.

The hundred-life tree can exude some spirituality left over from the ancient gods. It has no side effects, but if the soul is not strong enough, it will get sick if it absorbs too much, so you only had a fever last time.But it's not bad meow, meow is good intentions.

Xu Xiaozhou nodded, "I guessed it, then what's the matter with your fatness? Don't tell me that you ate it secretly, or you will never touch wet food again from tomorrow."

The kitten was a little depressed when he heard that, "Mi——"

The civet family has a very long life span, and the standard for measuring the age of ordinary cats is not applicable. Fat and thin are the only criteria for testing the life span of civets.

"Brother, but you gained four catties in two months? If you lived for 200 years, how much would you weigh?"

Sangsang heard the words and shook his head desperately, and sighed——I won’t be heavy again when I become an adult, and I’m almost an adult, and I’ll gain up to twenty catties at most, you believe me.

Xu Xiaozhou's expression was a bit indescribable.A twenty-pound cat is really scary, but fortunately, it is still within the normal weight range.He rubbed the bridge of his nose helplessly, "But your mother is not fat, no matter in the dream or when I met it seven years ago, she is a normal-sized cat."

Sangsang nodded, his eyes were a little dazed.After a while, the cat's eyes slowly came back into focus, and it jumped out of bed and walked to its own toilet, while beeping twice in a low voice.

——Because my mother is not considered a civet.

Xu Xiaozhou was completely stunned. He watched the little fat man stuff himself back into the toilet, but he couldn't ask any more questions.When it comes to the cat mother, their conversations are always to the point, as long as the little guy is a little depressed, he can't bear to ask again.

But such a conclusion is really surprising, isn't the cat mother a civet?Where did the soul of the civet in his body come from?

It didn't take long for Age to knock on the door again. Under his supervision, Xu Xiaozhou was fully armed with a hat and mask, got into the car directly from the underground garage, and finally arrived at the airport safely.Sangsang doesn't really like being consigned, but he was a little happy when he heard that he was going back to the set. He moaned in his arms for a long time, expressing his longing for the tree.

"But it's already bald." Xu Xiaozhou said helplessly.

"Mi—" It will grow again next spring, it is a rare good tree.

The kitten's eyes were shining, and Xu Xiaozhou glanced at it. Although he didn't say anything, he felt that the cat was hiding something from him.

He fell asleep for a few hours on the plane. After getting off the plane, in the car, Xu Xiaozhou looked at a certain cat eating bananas with its belly up, and suddenly lowered his head and asked in a low voice, "Did you almost get picked up by a fox when you were young?"

The kitten tilted its head and thought for a while, then nodded.

"Why did you pick you up?"

"Meow——" a spirit fox is not a noble thing, but I am different. I am a nobleman among civet cats, more expensive than other civets. After eating me, it will no longer have to tremble under the claws of other civets.

"That's it." Xu Xiaozhou sat up straight and looked out of the car window.

He suddenly recalled the dream last night. In the dream, he had just walked to the entrance of the alley with a water bowl in his mouth, when he smelled the indescribable stench of a spirit fox.It's not a physical smell, but more like the scent of the soul in cognition.

Something seemed to flash through his mind, and he asked in a low voice, "Did you hate Chang Jiang so much before because he smelled bad?"

Sangsang swallowed a mouthful of bananas and nodded vigorously.

"Xiaozhou, you need to take care of your fans." Age laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten up in the co-pilot, "It's too funny, I'm going to die."

"what happened?"

"I secretly guessed behind closed doors if the masked guest last night was you, they are all fans hahaha."

Xu Xiaozhou turned on the super chat in a daze when he heard the words, and a certain cat threw the banana peel on the leather seat, grabbed his arm and hung himself up to watch along with him.

[I'm betting on a hair on Sangsang's butt, last night's guest was Xiao Zhou.Don't ask me how I know, I kiss those two lips every day, can't I still recognize them? 】

【Do you want face?Sangsang will kill you with a fart. 】

[Bengshi's plus one, although I also think it's a small boat, but we can just close the door and secretly enjoy ourselves. 】

[Sangsang: What does it have to do with me?Why do you want to cue me out and let me fart?Oh, I'm full. 】

"Meow——" a certain cat grunted in agreement, and couldn't bear to watch it any longer, and jumped back to the seat to dig its buttocks and prepare to fall asleep.

Xu Xiaozhou pushed it, "Are you going to sleep? Don't you want to go under the tree?"

"Meow—" Let's talk about it tonight.

Xu Xiaozhou sighed, thinking that he was really obedient to the cat.

There is no decent hotel near the film crew, so he originally planned to make do with an express hotel, but Bai Qiyan heard that he was returning to the film crew, so he quickly arranged for him to return to the previous dormitory temporarily, and asked him to come and meet with the film crew. Let's eat lunch together.

After Xu Xiaozhou settled his luggage, he happened to be in time for the crew to get off work. Today, Chen Jingfeng was full of action scenes from morning to night. His lips turned white after taking off his makeup. He was sitting there with a boxed lunch, his hands shaking uncontrollably.

Xu Xiaozhou was taken aback, "What happened?"

The man didn't even have the strength to say something sharply. Tangtang sighed and dared not say anything, but Bai Qiyan was in a good mood and smiled, "We discussed it and challenged the breakthrough shooting technique, and the effect was particularly good."

Xu Xiaozhou shuddered when he heard this.Bai Qiyan used "special" as a modifier, so it is estimated that behind the particularly good effect is that the actor is particularly miserable.Tangtang pulled his sleeve, and he turned his ear, Tangtang said in a low voice: "The scene of picking lotus hanging on the cliff, no green screen is used, the wire is hanging on the high platform, the staff is holding the legs, real swords and guns are upside down. down."

Xu Xiaozhou was startled when he heard the words, subconsciously raised his head, and sure enough, he saw Bai Qiyan smiling kindly and cruelly, "There is not enough space for the hair in the usual shooting method, and I will be scolded for cutting out pictures later. I asked Jing Feng for his opinion. , Jing Feng thinks he can do it."

Xu Xiaozhou was speechless, Bai Qiyan ate two mouthfuls of rice and added: "Besides, I didn't expect any actor to have such strong flexibility and muscle explosiveness before. It's because you raised my average expectations for actors."

"..."

Xu Xiaozhou subconsciously turned his head to look at Chen Jingfeng. The man twitched the corners of his mouth and smiled at him stiffly, but the muscles at the corners of his mouth were twitching unnaturally.

In fact, Xu Xiaozhou can understand this feeling.Excessive stretching combined with insufficient blood supply to the brain will not only twitch the muscle that was forcibly stretched, but also cause large-scale nerve jumps, such as tremors at the corners of fingers and mouth, which cannot be avoided at all. In severe cases, it is like the sequelae of cerebral thrombosis.

He sighed, and the martial arts instructor next to him suddenly said: "Xiaozhou's flexibility and explosive power are actually quite unbelievable. My mother is a Chinese medicine practitioner, and my father is a martial arts instructor. I am very familiar with the muscles and tendons of the human body. It’s not that there are no single superpowers, but it’s rare to see both of them so strong. And I didn’t think you were so strong before in "Hundred Demons", and this time "Ban Xianjiang" several shots are simply supernatural Yes, but when did you practice? These two dramas are so tightly connected."

Xu Xiaozhou was speechless, and Wushu Zhi gave him another meaningful look, "To be honest, I think your body is a bit anti-human, and it is also anti-normal physiological curve."

Bai Qiyan smiled nonchalantly, "I'm so talented, maybe I usually practice stretching with Sangsang, haha."

He does not mean that.On the way back, Chen Jingfeng pondered for a long time, and suddenly said: "I think you are indeed becoming more and more cat-like. When we were there before, your flexibility was amazing...uh." He rubbed the quilt Attacking the chest, he said aggrievedly: "Master Lingmao, don't beat me, an ordinary actor, anymore, I am already miserable."

Xu Xiaozhou was speechless, the man turned his head around and found no one around, he leaned over with a smile and rubbed against him.

"Cough cough."

"The music and fashion of the stage change quickly—"

Xu Xiaozhou stopped and turned to look at him in disbelief, "What?"

The man smiled smugly, paused, and imitated someone's serious tone and said: "But the stage of the draft finals of senior Chen Jingfeng, even today, is still amazing."

Xu Xiaozhou's face turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye. He stared at Chen Jingfeng with wide eyes, "What's wrong with you? What are you talking about?!"

"Because I'm happy." The man approached him, kissed his forehead with his lips, and muttered indistinctly: "My kitten admires me a lot, of course I'm happy. Fortunately, I was still filming during the live broadcast yesterday , otherwise I can’t control my joy and charge it tens of thousands of dollars to give you a wave of gifts, so impulsive consumption.”

Xu Xiaozhou didn't know whether to laugh or cry, but the man's embrace was very warm, which seemed fatally attractive in the cold late autumn night.He raised his arm, but after all he didn't push him away, he only whispered: "Can you stop talking nonsense."

"Hey, there is a stepson who provokes discord every day. If I don't tease you more, what will you do if you really don't feel for me?"

Xu Xiaozhou blushed again when he heard the words. He opened his mouth, wanting to say that he actually had feelings, but he swallowed the words silently because of face.

The two walked side by side in silence for a while, and then he suddenly said: "The air in late autumn always has a smell of roasted sweet potatoes, so I miss my childhood."

"Haha." The person next to him couldn't help laughing.He couldn't help turning his head to look, but saw the man blushing from laughter, and raised his hand to rub his head, "It's not that the air smells of sweet potatoes, but that a baked sweet potato seller came to the crew recently." Uncle, do you want to eat? I'll buy it for you."

Xu Xiaozhou blushed. In fact, he didn't think about what he said just now. He just wanted to dilute the vague ambiguity between the two of them.But the man had gone away in a blink of an eye, so he had to sigh slightly and stand where he was waiting.

The dormitory was not far ahead. He squinted his eyes in the night and saw the door suddenly flashed, and a round lump of flesh was walking towards him gracefully with its buttocks twisted.

He bent down, and the kitten quickened its pace, twisted its buttocks and ran into his arms, babbling a few times in a pretentious manner.

"wake up?"

"mum--"

Xu Xiaozhou stroked its belly, "Are you going to visit the Baisheng tree? I'm fine now, let's go with you."

"mum--"

He stood there with the cat in his arms, and after waiting for a few minutes, Chen Jingfeng just returned from buying roasted sweet potatoes.He saw a fat man in Xu Xiaozhou's arms froze for a moment. The fat man had poked his head out, sniffing wildly, as excited as seeing canned cat food.

Xu Xiaozhou was about to thank him for taking it over, but saw the man roll his eyes, and he directly brought the roasted sweet potato to Sangsang, and said flatteringly: "I haven't seen you for a day, I prepared a small reunion gift for you, have you eaten it?"

Sangsang shook her head excitedly, her eyes fixed on the roasted sweet potatoes.

Isn't it for me?Xu Xiaozhou was speechless.

Chen Jingfeng broke off a piece through the plastic bag, crushed the skin with his fingertips, and fed it to the kitten's mouth.

It only took a certain cat a second to destroy that sweet potato.

Xu Xiaozhou reluctantly hugged a certain cat in his arms that was like smoking marijuana, and walked towards the direction of Baishengshu, while muttering: "You should feed it less starch, it is getting fatter."

"Didn't my friend say that it's normal for civet cats to be fat?"

Xu Xiaozhou paused when he heard the words, "If there is a chance, I want to talk to your friend again. I have something I want to ask him."

"Okay." The man fed the cat, and said casually: "Don't you have his contact information? He is actually very nice, you can just ask him out."

"Ah."

On the way there, Xu Xiaozhou briefly told the man about the Baishengshu. Chen Jingfeng was amazed to hear it, but Sangsang was not very happy, and the cat's paws pushed back and forth in Xu Xiaozhou's arms.

"Meow-wow?"

How can you tell the secrets of our civets to stupid humans?

"What did the cat say?" Chen Jingfeng asked without knowing the truth.

Xu Xiaozhou said casually: "It said you are a nice person, and even bought food for it."

"That's it." A smile appeared on the man's face, and he let out a long sigh, "It's hard to be a stepfather, I hope this guy can scratch me less in the future."

The two and the cat walked to Shed No. [-] while communicating with difficulty.Chen Jingfeng was complaining about today's scene, but just as he was halfway through, Xu Xiaozhou suddenly hissed.

The man stopped and lowered his voice, "What's wrong?"

No one answered him, one person and one cat were sniffing their noses gently, as if they were smelling something.

It's the indescribable smell in the dream, but when it appears in reality, it's even more dizzying than in the dream.Xu Xiaozhou looked down, and sure enough, seeing Sangsang also showed the same disgusted expression, he frowned at him.

"What do you two smell?"

"Changjiang." Xu Xiaozhou said firmly.

"Chang Jiang?" Chen Jingfeng frowned, seeming to digest why Chang Jiang had a taste for a while, and then said uncertainly: "No way, didn't he record a program with you in L City yesterday? He didn't Reason flies here."

"Yes." Xu Xiaozhou whispered.A certain conjecture in his heart seemed to be confirmed again, he licked his lower lip, and said in a low voice: "You wait here, no matter what we say later, don't come out."

"why?"

Xu Xiaozhou said in a low voice: "I'm worried... If someone else is present, he may not say something."

Sure enough, the man was standing under the Baisheng tree, still wearing the long silk trench coat from yesterday, standing under the tree, looking up at the bare branches and the few remaining dead leaves, and sighing endlessly.

Xu Xiaozhou approached the cat with his arms in his arms, without stepping lightly.Chang Jiang suddenly turned around and was surprised for a second when he saw him, then smiled and said softly: "It seems that you know more than I imagined."

"Really?" Xu Xiaozhou was very calm. He bent down and put the cat on the ground. The kitten made a big turn around Changjiang in disgust, and then sat down under the tree.

"It still hates me very much." Chang Jiang hooked the corners of his lips, "The cat is an animal that holds grudges like this. I thought the only one who holds grudges is the fox."

"Oh?" Xu Xiaozhou raised his eyebrows, "Hold grudges? Are you talking about the incident where you tried to eat it many years ago?"

Chang Jiang was stunned for a while when he heard the words, and then chuckled softly after a while. The laughter sounded more feminine at night. He stretched his muscles and bones lazily, and said, "It seems that the cat god is gradually awakening."

As soon as he finished speaking, Sangsang, who was sitting not far away, suddenly stood up and uttered a fierce threat at him.He raised his eyebrows, "Am I wrong? You little thing is guarding Xu Xiaozhou so desperately, isn't it just guarding the last ray of true soul left by your mother god?"

"Mother God?" Xu Xiaozhou was stunned, and Sangsang's reaction had already confirmed the authenticity of this person's words, but he was more suspicious in his heart, frowning and looking at Sangsang, "Didn't you say that your mother is not a civet? "

Chang Jiang laughed wildly, "Of course it's not a civet. My God, why are you so stupid? It is the only flesh and blood of the cat god reborn hundreds of years ago, and its biological father is an ordinary wild cat. Although it can be considered a hybrid, But after all, the birth mother is powerful, and as the only real successor of the cat god in this world, she is much more noble than those civets who only get a little bit of the cat spirit."

"And its mother is naturally not a civet—Master Cat God, how can it be called a civet?"

Xu Xiaozhou was completely stunned.

The evening wind in late autumn carried a chilling chill, but he felt a thin layer of sweat covering his back.In a trance, he suddenly remembered what the vampire-like man had said.

"...Why do you have the same divine soul as this kitten? Have you ever met Lord Cat God? Has its spiritual consciousness not disappeared? Has it been sleeping in the human world for thousands of years?"

"Master Cat God will not act cute and coquettish with humans. If it is really alive, it would be good if it doesn't kill people."

……

"Xiao Zhou?" Chang Jiang suddenly strode up and held his shoulders with both hands, a little anxious, "What's wrong with you? Are you okay?"

Xu Xiaozhou's head hurt even more from the aura of the spirit fox's soul. He subconsciously wanted to break away, but before he could move, a familiar footstep suddenly came from behind.The man came striding forward with anger, punched Chang Jiang's face hard, and knocked him to the ground.

Xu Xiaozhou had never seen Chen Jingfeng get so angry before, the veins around his temples exploded, he lifted the man on the ground, and punched that handsome face one after another.

"Let you talk nonsense again!"

"Is he also something you can touch?"

With a bang, Chang Jiang fell to the ground again, his left face was swollen, and the corner of his mouth was swollen and bleeding.He looked at Chen Jingfeng through the swollen eyes, and snorted contemptuously: "So you are here, how is it, are you so proud of being recognized by the cat god? Tell you, he is willing to be loyal to you because of the cat god." My lord's consciousness hasn't fully awakened yet, when it wakes up, you, who try to bribe it with small favors, will be the first one it will kill—"

The unfinished words were suddenly folded in his throat - because at that moment, Xu Xiaozhou had already approached him and reached out his hand to strangle him by the throat.

Whether it is a spirit fox or a civet, when the soul enters the human body, it stays with the human body/system.Humans are the most fragile animals. The larynx in the hand feels clear and fragile, and if it is slightly tightened, one can feel the heartbeat from the depths of the arteries.

Xu Xiaozhou felt a monstrous anger erupting uncontrollably deep in his consciousness, and he heard himself say in an extremely cold voice: "If you say another word of nonsense, the first person I will kill is you .”

There was silence behind him, and Chen Jingfeng's breathing seemed to disappear.

This mysterious tranquility brought his consciousness back under his own control. After a moment of trance, he let go of his hand, looked at the people on the ground while choking and laughed: "Master Cat God, you are about to wake up, you About to wake up."

"Let's go." Xu Xiaozhou turned around in a hurry, and pulled Chen Jingfeng. The two of them had just taken two steps, when Chang Jiang suddenly burst into an uncontrollable cry of pain.

Xu Xiaozhou's heart trembled, and when he turned around subconsciously, he saw that Sangsang had just retracted his claws, blood was oozing from the sharp nails, Chang Jiang's windbreaker was torn open, and three deep bloody mouths were scratched from his shoulders to his collarbone , just like in the dream, blood dripped down the ground, quickly staining the dead leaves under her body red.

The cat's eyes were bloodthirsty and cold like he had never seen before.

A deep roar rolled out of its throat, and Xu Xiaozhou understood it.

——Stay away from the two of them.

The two of them walked back together with the cat, and after leaving the back of No. [-] shed for a long time, Xu Xiaozhou finally lost his feet and was about to fall to the ground, but the man suddenly reached out to support him.

Those deep eyes did not have the hesitation as imagined, but they were full of worry.He looked at him, and said in a deep voice: "Don't think about it, you are mine, and I won't let you become neither human nor ghost."

Sangsang groaned softly at his feet, and Xu Xiaozhou was stunned.

"Aren't you afraid of me?" He asked with difficulty.

Chen Jingfeng was also taken aback by the question, his black eyes were stunned for a moment, and then he suddenly laughed, his voice full of helplessness, "Why should I be afraid of you? Even if you are the cat god, would you really kill me?"

There was silence all around, and in the dark yard, the man hugged him gently, and coaxed him softly in a low voice: "Don't be afraid, Sangsangma is a cool cat who knows how to reciprocate, if it wants to use your soul to regain Seeing this world, I will definitely get along well with you, and will not turn you into something you don't like."

The kitten meowed again.

The guy was right, my mom cat is fine.

Xu Xiaozhou hummed, and finally felt the body temperature slowly return to this somewhat cold body.The kitten barked at him twice, and he stretched out his hand subconsciously, letting the cat slip into his arms.

"By the way." He suddenly remembered something, "Changjiang is the fox that just wants to take you away? Why can it transform into a human?"

However, the kitten sighed when he heard the words, and shook his little head slightly.

It says it doesn't know.

Xu Xiaozhou stroked the fur on its back silently.He knew very well that the cat just didn't want to tell him, but the more it didn't want to tell him, the more it meant that there must be some secret behind it that would frighten him.

The author has something to say:

Chen Jingfeng: Sangsang covered me up when he threatened the fox, hin was moved

Sangsang: Shut up, please.