After becoming a cat, I finally became popular [Entertainment Circle]

Xu Xiaozhou really wanted to say no, but this familiar smell is really unforgettable after smelling it once.He couldn't help but recall a certain cold and coquettish white cat, and couldn't help shivering all over.

A wad of pink banknotes was scratched here and there by the cat's claws. The kitten was lying on the bed with its legs spread out, and the cat was in despair.

Bai Qiyan is a wonderful director, what he does is not human affairs.But he is the boss in the crew, and he is even more kind to know him.Xu Xiaozhou weighed it carefully. If he sent the Sangsang deity there during the day, Miss Yogurt might die, but if he went there by himself at night, then...

Swear to God, he has no interest in Japanese cats.

Chen Jingfeng pondered for a while, then stood up suddenly and said, "I'll talk to Director Bai, and I'll tell you that Sangsang hasn't fully developed yet, we'll talk about it later when there's something else to do."

The kitten immediately stretched out its claws to hook the man's hand, and shook its head solemnly.

"What do you mean, you want to say it yourself?"

nod.

"But..." Chen Jingfeng raised his lips, originally he wanted to say that your supporting role is not reliable, and it's better not to offend the director.But he met the kitten's clear eyes, silently swallowed the words, changed it into a sigh, raised his hand and stroked the cat's head, "You go and talk, you go and talk, Bai Dao sent you a big red envelope alone. I'm going to say it's really inappropriate."

"Meow--"

On the last leisurely night before the start of the film, the kitten read the script on the man's tablet very dedicatedly, even though the words seemed uncomfortable from the cat's perspective, he endured it.But for some reason, he always felt that there was something in his heart that had nothing to do with Bai Qiyan. It felt as if some inspiration had been missed, but he couldn't remember it.

Before going to bed, the man suddenly turned him over, studied it, and said with emotion: "Actually, Sangsang is not too bad, it's almost ready."

The kitten was so ashamed that its two paws swished down to cover the key parts, but its legs were too short to reach it, so it had to bend its hind legs again, barely covering the man's sight.

Chen Jingfeng smiled ambiguously, "I'm looking at Sangsang, why are you ashamed?"

Xu Xiaozhou snorted, broke free from the man's shackles and turned over, slapped himself flat on the bed, pressing down on the shameful place.

The light in the room was turned off, and the man lifted the quilt to sneak in, rubbed his stomach as usual, said good night, and fell asleep shortly after.However, Xu Xiaozhou was half asleep and half awake, but something suddenly exploded in his mind.

He opened his eyes in a daze, and gently touched his key parts with the small meat pad.

Wait...

The kitten in the dark suddenly opened its eyes wide, turned over and sat up, its face dazed.

There is an obvious problem that has been ignored before - he first met the black cat six or seven years ago. At that time, the black cat was unlucky and embarrassed, so weak that he could not fight back even if he was bullied by a few children. It is after being condemned by God.But according to the scene in the dream, the black cat already had mourning before it was condemned by the gods. Although it looked a little younger than now, it couldn't be less than seven years old, right?

How many years do cats live?

Xu Xiaozhou suddenly realized that it has been half a year since he met Sangsang. According to the growth rate of the cat, there should have been a qualitative change, but this guy seems to have not changed in length except for the obvious fattening. He is still a small cat. The skeleton of a milk cat...

Darkly, the fat cat sat on the bed suspiciously and desperately licked the flesh on his body, trying to measure the size of the skeleton.But this body is too fat, and every piece of flesh is very solid, even if you dig deep, you can't hit the skeleton, and it still hurts even if you try hard.

Xu Xiaozhou couldn't help letting out a long sigh, and slammed it back on the pillow.

The sleeping man turned over, pulled him into his arms with a big hand, closed his eyes and muttered: "Don't make trouble, be good."

"..."

The next day, Xu Xiaozhou had the first scene of Blood Swallowing. It was a martial arts scene with no dialogue. It was a scene where he swooped down and cut the old man Guan Shan's throat with a short blade.Before turning on the machine, Bai Qiyan watched Xu Xiaozhou calmly check the locks with the staff, turned on the mic and said, "Dive into the wire will be a little more scary than ordinary aerial movements, actors should let go."

Xu Xiaozhou raised his head and smiled at Bai Qiyan when he heard the words, and made an OK gesture from a distance.

In fact, he is no longer afraid of heights, and I don’t know whether to attribute it to Sangsang or the black cat—not only is he not afraid of heights, but this body seems to have a faint desire for heights.Want to jump and stretch, draw a beautiful arc through the almost invisible air resistance.

Xu Xiaozhou looked away and smiled at the staff, "Please help me to stick to the interface on the back again, thank you."

In preparation for the shooting, he was lying on the ground, carefully guarded by two staff members, one on the left and the other on the right. The main wire was hung on the two ankles. Try to lift it up so that your hair doesn't fall down like a mess.

This fixed point in the air is not too high, about four and a half meters, which is a little lower than the previous leading film of "Hundred Demons Travel".Wia stopped at a fixed point, and Bai Qiyan repeated, "Trust Wia, completely relax, and you will be in free fall when you dive down, but it won't really let you land, and there are cushions underneath."

Xu Xiaozhou subconsciously glanced behind Bai Qiyan. Chen Jingfeng just came out of the equipment room, nodded at him, and smiled.

"Okay, all the seats are ready, the actors look at the guide timer."

The slate sounded, and the force bound on Xu Xiaozhou's ankle seemed to be suddenly removed, and he came down straight from the sky.There is a total distance of more than four meters, and there is no extra time for tension or relaxation. The slender and unrestrained figure slid the short blade in the air, elegant and smooth, with a look of ease on his upturned face, and a ruthless expression hanging from the corner of his mouth. sneer.Like a real god and demon, he regards this aerial movement as an ordinary trick, even under high-power close-up shots, he has no flaws.The young man's red eyes were bewildering, and he swooped to the fixed point. Wia hooked his ankle instantly, and he straightened up with amazing flexibility. He raised his arm and swiped the short blade on the opposite humanoid prop.

"Ah, I got caught."

The props are wrapped in green oilcloth, and a close-up lens is attached to the head to control the old man's perspective.Xu Xiaozhou looked at the machine and props, but his eyes were perfect, as if they were cool and playful.

"I want to take something from your mountain, because I think highly of you, so I can't stop it."

"OK——" Bai Qiyan stopped calmly, and waved his hand, "The actors come down first."

Xu Xiaozhou immediately put down his upper body as if venting his strength, like a salted fish hanging straight on a drying rope, and swayed back and forth a few times.The staff who came to help him couldn't help laughing, "Are you okay?"

He opened his mouth again, his voice was trembling, and he whispered, "Put me down quickly, my waist is about to cramp."

He wasn't lying, the muscles in his side waist really twitched, stepping on the verge of twitching.The staff supported his upper body, and Wia slowly descended. He was laid flat on the mat, and when the restraints on his ankles were removed, he immediately turned over and lay flat on the mat, stretching out in large characters without any burden. I moved my limbs a bit.

Chen Jingfeng originally approached to offer water, but he was taken aback and almost laughed out loud.

There is nothing wrong with saying that this is his cat.It just grew a little bigger and put on a human face.

It is necessary for Xu Xiaozhou to exercise his muscles and bones.When he recovered, he immediately patted the ashes on his body and stood up, exchanged glances with the man, and walked to Bai Qiyan's side diligently with a little sore legs.Bai Qiyan just watched the cut screen once, and was rewinding the progress, Xu Xiaozhou asked: "Director, is there anything that can be improved?"

——This is the way Chen Jingfeng taught him to get along with Bai Qiyan, and he couldn't make a mistake no matter what.

However, unexpectedly, Bai Qiyan replied in a decisive and natural tone: "No, it's good."

Chen Jingfeng, who was walking this way, paused, and the producer next to him also raised his eyebrows, then smiled again, looking at Xu Xiaozhou, "It's pretty good, very natural, and you can take it easy."

Xu Xiaozhou couldn't bear others to praise him, so he bowed with a blushing face, "Thank you, Mr. Wang."

Bai Qiyan watched it again, and commented in a calm voice: "Your martial arts is very good. It's amazing for an actor who is new to the rivers and lakes to be able to do this. The flexibility is also outstanding. Except for professional ballerinas, this flexibility is the only thing I can do. I've seen my cat do this."

Xu Xiaozhou's smile suddenly froze on his face, and everyone around him joked that Director Bai was telling jokes in a serious manner.But Bai Qiyan only looked at Xu Xiaozhou with burning eyes, Xu Xiaozhou's face was tangled, he swallowed hard, and whispered: "The director was joking... What time do you usually rest at night? I want to chat with you... Hmm... the script."

"Okay." Bai Qiyan nodded, "You are welcome anytime after work is over."

"Thank you, director." Xu Xiaozhou let out a sigh of relief, turned around and met Chen Jingfeng's worried eyes, and could only hold the corner of his mouth reluctantly.

The leader has taken a fancy to his own child as his son-in-law, but if the child is unwilling, he must refuse even at the risk of being fired.

He sighed as he walked out.

Sangsang has been a little skinny these two days, always running outside, and can't pull it back.Before Xu Xiaozhou entered the shed, he deliberately chose a place with good geomantic omens, which was well ventilated and well lit. There was also a very noble blanket spread on the stool. A certain cat had repeatedly promised to stay honest before he entered the shed, but it took only an hour for him to wait. , When I came out again, the cat was gone.

He changed his costume and makeup and immediately started looking for cats.I searched around every corner of the room. Xiao Wu just came back from the outside with the coffee that Chen Jingfeng asked for. When he saw Xu Xiaozhou bent down and looked under the table, he knew what he was doing. He said, "Looking for Sangsang? Let me see it I'm in a good mood, stepping on ants in the grass outside."

Xu Xiaozhou, "..."

He trotted all the way outside, and sure enough, a certain cat squatted on the ground, raised one front foot, and pressed it into the soil one by one. I don’t know if it stepped on ants or not, but looking at the small pits in the lawn, it is estimated that The soil was almost overwhelmed by the disaster.As if telepathic, the kitten turned around and stretched its head to look at him, then waved its little claws.

Come and have fun together.

"No." Xu Xiaozhou pouted speechlessly and lowered his voice, "Unlocking new skills makes you so happy?"

The kitten nodded with a sense of ceremony.

"Well, when you are in power, you must learn to restrain yourself. Forgive you for what happened yesterday, and you are not allowed to kill innocent people indiscriminately in the future, do you hear me?"

Kitten nodded again.A little brother who was carrying props just came out of it, and asked with a smile, "Hey, why are you killing innocent people indiscriminately?"

Xu Xiaozhou sighed, "A little crow."

"Ah, it's quite normal." The man threw the discarded props board at the door, raised his hand to wipe his sweat, and said, "My sister's cat kills a sparrow at every turn, bites off the sparrow's head and holds it in its mouth." Go to the bed and wait for my sister to wake up."

"..."

"Although it's a bit scary, it's very warm."

It took Xu Xiaozhou a lot of self-control not to say that warm ghost.He watched the little brother go back to the shed, then turned his head to stare at Sangsang, a certain cat shook his head at him very openly.

Meow will not bite the head back to you.

What kind of low-level cat is that, who kills a bird and bites it, just a little bit.

"..."

Xu Xiaozhou stooped expressionlessly and picked up the cat into his arms, "Let's go, go back and accompany me to think about how to help you reject the old man at night."

The kitten tilted its head when he heard the words, and showed a rare expression of confusion, completely unable to understand what the hell the old man is.

Xu Xiaozhou moved his lips and swallowed the explanation that came to his lips.He glanced at Fat Tuanzi with complicated eyes, thinking that the child should live a carefree life.

After finally staying up until night, Xu Xiaozhou carefully knocked on the door of Bai Qiyan's room.The sound of slippers being dragged on the ground inside sounded very casual. When Bai Qiyan opened the door, he was wearing gray striped home clothes, and there was a variety show on the tablet in his hand.

Bai Qiyan smiled, "Xiao Zhou, you came to see me just after I watched your stage."

Xu Xiaozhou's heart skipped a beat when he heard this.He felt as if he forgot something today. It turned out that he forgot that "The Rage Stage" premiered today.

He subconsciously glanced at the screen, there was already a player introducing himself, and he missed it perfectly.

Bai Qiyan seemed to have insight into his psychological activities, smiled inscrutablely, pressed the screen of the tablet computer off, threw it on the bed, and said, "Do you know what the barrage said about you?"

"Huh?" There was another thump in my heart.

"Say you are a treasure."

"This..." Xu Xiaozhou's tongue was a little knotted, and he didn't say anything after a long time.He was really not good at responding to compliments from others, and he was so embarrassed that he didn't know what to say at all.

Bai Qiyan didn't mind, he poured a glass of water and handed it to him, "Sit down, are you really looking for me to talk about the script?"

Xu Xiaozhou said thank you politely, took the cup with both hands, hesitated, "Director, I got your red envelope yesterday, and I saw the cat hair inside."

Bai Qiyan smiled, "And then? Did Sangsang see it?"

Xu Xiaozhou choked for a moment, "Sangsang is still young, uh... I don't understand this at all. Actually..." He paused for two seconds, his heart broke, and he tried to calmly say: "Director, in fact, animals like kittens are very Self, before the other cat has gender awareness, the first reaction to smelling other cats is often not interest, but vigilance. The mourning reaction is a bit intense, and you may not be able to imagine how smart it is..."

Bai Qiyan interrupted him when he heard the words, and said with certainty: "No, I know how smart it is."

"Oh? The director knows?" Xu Xiaozhou was emotional, his eyes full of confusion and ignorance.

"I've seen it before, I'm very attached to Sangsang, it's also very spiritual, and more importantly, my Miss Yogurt likes Sangsang very much."

"Uh……"

"Hey, I know what you want to say. Sangsang thinks there are cats fighting for territory, so I'm in a hurry, right?"

Xu Xiaozhou nodded cheekily, "Yes, yes!"

The unsmiling old man sighed a little worriedly, and said after a while: "Blame me, I didn't think carefully. It is true that Sangsang is younger than my daughter, and she is a little fatter, but it can be seen that she is still a young girl." Milk cat."

"Girl...girl?"

"Yeah." Bai Qiyan's expression was restrained, a little dignified, "My daughter is studying abroad, playing too wildly, she doesn't go home very much all year round, and she doesn't like to make phone calls. Later, I raised Miss Yogurt, who is my other daughter. Daughter." Bai Qiyan paused, smacked his lips, and sighed again, "To be honest, after having yogurt, I don't feel anything when my daughter doesn't contact me for half a year."

"..."

I was shocked, but I couldn't tell whether I should be shocked that the famous director also has family problems, or should I be shocked that such a serious person said with a serious face that it doesn't matter if my daughter can't contact me after I have a cat.

Bai Qiyan regained his composure, and sighed, "It's okay, let's wait until Sangsang grows up and has a little gender awareness. Then let him touch the yogurt a few more times, in case the two little ones really feel it? "

Xu Xiaozhou was so thankful in his heart when he heard the words, he quickly stood up and bowed, "Thank you director for understanding, I'm really sorry."

"It's okay." Bai Qiyan smiled very gently, "Don't misunderstand the red envelope yesterday, the big one was not given to you to tease the cat's in-laws, but to let you convey my gratitude to Sangsang, and you will take the money I'm going to buy some toys and snacks for the kittens."

"Thank you?" Xu Xiaozhou was taken aback.

"Yes." A certain director's eyes drifted away, and he said thoughtfully, "You may not believe it, but your cat once helped me make an important decision."

Xu Xiaozhou was silently shocked, but he wisely didn't ask any questions, and after thanking him again, he politely left.

Hurrying back to the cat's body, he asked Chen Jingfeng to learn Bai Qiyan's inexplicable words.Not only was the man not surprised when he heard this, but he also showed a clear look and said, "I forgot if I complained to you. After Director Bai decided to propose me to play the male lead, Chang Jiang suddenly said that he would withdraw the capital. The investment contract hasn't been signed yet, so this guy kept his mind on it and left as soon as he said it, which is very rude."

Xu Xiaozhou was stunned when he heard it. If the person who said this was not Chen Jingfeng, he probably wouldn't believe it.In my impression, the man was feminine and mysterious, and he was not a mediocre person. This kind of method was too naive for him, and it was really unimaginable.

"Oh, okay, what are you thinking about that rotten person?" The man stretched out his big hand, put his head in his arms and rubbed it, and said in a voice that could drown a cat: "My kitten is concentrating on filming and doing well!" Yes, by the way, I haven't had time to watch your variety show, shall we watch it together?"

Xu Xiaozhou didn't say anything, the moment the man's chest touched the tip of his nose was very clear.After being rubbed for a long time, he realized in a daze—he is a human being now.

Chen Jingfeng has never done such an intimate move towards him, oh, except for the scene of being forgotten on the day of drunkenness.

The man didn't seem to realize it, he went to get the tablet with great interest, turned his head to see Xu Xiaozhou's face flushed and froze in place, and asked in confusion: "What's the matter, don't you want to watch it together?"

Someone standing at the door hesitated several times before finally whispering, "Look, but wait for me."

"Wait for what?"

"Wait for me... to change with Sangsang first."

The room was silent for ten seconds.

Two men stood at the two ends of the diagonal in the room. One was dumbstruck, the other lowered his head slightly, his cheeks and ears were flushed.

Chen Jingfeng panicked and put the tablet back on the table, waved his hands and said, "I'm not trying to take advantage of you, I really, really..." He almost bit his tongue, dumbfounded, "I really didn't realize it at all, It's just...it's natural, I..."

"I know."

The boy's voice was like a mosquito humming, he took a deep breath, "Senior, I'm going back first."

Chen Jingfeng was stunned for a moment, then nodded stupidly, "Okay."

After Xu Xiaozhou opened the door, he turned his head and whispered, "I'll leave a gap, don't push it."

"Oh well."

He went out the door, bowed his head and walked quickly to the other end of the corridor before he finally took a breath. He frantically took out the key from his trouser pocket and opened the door.A certain kitten was happily walking back and forth on the bed. When Xu Xiaozhou came in, the kitten sat down on its buttocks and rubbed its black hair again.

Xu Xiaozhou sighed, "Ancestor, it's almost enough to show off for a day. You are a civet, and you are so happy that you can kill a bird with your mind?"

"Meow——" In fact, even older ones should be fine, you don't let Meow try, Meow is very obedient.

Xu Xiaozhou resisted rolling his eyes and sighed, "Thank you."

"Meow--"

The room was a little stuffy.The air conditioner in the crew’s dormitory was too long, and there was still a smell when it was turned on. Xu Xiaozhou opened the window casually, thought for a while and closed the curtains for safety. He fell back on the bed and patted his side, “Come on.”

He closed his eyes, but nothing seemed to happen.

Open your eyes, it is still a human perspective.

"Meow—" I won't change it today.

"Huh?" Xu Xiaozhou sat up from the bed and looked at the kitten in confusion, "Why?"

"Meow meow--"

He frowned, carefully discerning the meaning of the kitten, "You want to go out to play?"

"Meow--"

"What's so interesting about the crew?" Xu Xiaozhou hesitated. He felt that Sangsang couldn't go out without a reason, but he didn't want to ask.Vaguely, he and the cat seem to be guarding a layer of window paper, and neither of them crosses the boundary.The matter of the civet is not something that a mortal like him is qualified to worry about.

But already having a parental heart, Xu Xiaozhou still sighed, "Do I have to go? Can't I go out during the day?"

The kitten shook its head, licked its paws, and miked again.

Don't worry about meow, meow will take care of myself, just go out for a while.

"Then... okay." Xu Xiaozhou suddenly remembered something, opened the closet and took out a mobile phone.The old keyboard model, the screen is pitifully small.

"I bought this for emergency before, and I got the card, but then the senior returned the phone to me, and I have been useless." Xu Xiaozhou said, turning on the phone, and there is still a lot of power in it.He quickly set his number as a speed dial, then reached in front of the kitten, held the cat's paw, and pressed and held the number key 1 for three seconds, and the call was automatically dialed out.

"Come to me if you need anything, do you hear me?"

nod.

"Hey, it's really worrying." Xu Xiaozhou pulled a tie casually, and wrapped it around the cat's body into a crude version of a belt. The mobile phone was stuffed in the "belt", and was tightly stuck by the chubby body.

"Be careful, you know?"

nod.

Xu Xiaozhou watched the little guy Diandian get on the elevator with complicated eyes, and even twisted his buttocks at him, the whole cat was delighted.

Sangsang has become more and more lively recently, and he has unlocked new skills... In fact, he wanted to ask just now, are you back?But he held back.Whether to go or stay is the cat's freedom, no matter what kind of fetters there are between them, and all sentient beings, he must always respect the kitten's will.

Fortunately, this fat man still has a bit of conscience, and he took the initiative to confess that he just went out for a while, and see you tomorrow morning.

Seeing the elevator doors closing, Xu Xiaozhou sighed sadly.Obviously I am still a child who is just 20 years old, but I have already experienced the concern of being a parent.

He turned around and walked back, the phone in his trouser pocket vibrated suddenly, it was Chen Jingfeng.

"My kitten, haven't you finished transforming yet? My video is loaded, are you still coming?"

Xu Xiaozhou gulped, took a look at his good arms and legs, and after a while, typed a word slowly and sent it.

"Just come."

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