After becoming a cat, I finally became popular [Entertainment Circle]

Xu Xiaozhou got off the plane and rushed directly to the recording studio, without even having time to change his clothes.Sister Zhao was already waiting for him at the TV station. When she saw him hugging the cat and sweating profusely, she hurried over and held out her hand, "Give me the cat. Go wash your face and make a style."

Xu Xiaozhou sighed, "I'll take it in and find a cool place to put it down, it won't let others hold it."

Sister Zhao couldn't stop curling her lips when she heard the words, "Raising a cat is as good as raising a child, and the child can't be so used to it."

The fat man in his arms showed a fierce look when he heard the words, Xu Xiaozhou hurriedly said: "Stop talking, it will lose its temper again when it gets angry." He walked quickly inside while talking, and found a well-ventilated corner to use He hooked a stool with his feet, "Ancestor, please calm down, I estimate that I will record the program for six to eight hours, don't walk around, don't scratch people."

Sangsang let out a sigh, I will do my best.

"Please." Xu Xiaozhou clasped his hands together and bowed, and trotted into the service room under the surprised eyes of all the staff.

The program team of Honeydew Video is very friendly, and the service staff is well prepared. Xu Xiaozhou sat obediently in front of the mirror and waited for the pose.The makeup artist was a long-haired man, and he greeted him gently, and then said with emotion: "You are the most vegetarian traffic I have ever seen, and you only bring an agent, and you don't even have a person to carry things. "

Xu Xiaozhou was stunned for a while, then quickly waved his hands, "I'm not a trafficker, I'm just a young trainee who hasn't debuted, you are too serious."

The makeup artist smiled, "The hot topic has been in the front row of the entire network for half a month. It's not that the traffic is also approaching the traffic. That's right, the time is still short, and the road ahead is still long."

Xu Xiaozhou felt apprehensive, and glanced at the people around him through the mirror, but fortunately, he didn't attract too many eyes.The man pinched one side of his hair with a small clip, and said casually: "I heard that the program team sent you a personal invitation, aren't you a trainee of Ritian's economic contract?"

"No, what's wrong?" Xu Xiaozhou looked confused.

"It's not an economic contract. It's not up to the company whether you make your debut or not." The man curled his lips, "I see your fans are crying every day that Art Ritian Entertainment begged you to make a debut. They asked the wrong person!"

Xu Xiaozhou was stunned for a while when he heard the words.

He seems to have been brainwashed and never thought about it.In Ritian's self-training trainees, everyone is waiting to pass the debut assessment, switch from a self-training contract to a brokerage contract, and then debut through the company.Everyone seems to have fallen into a blind spot of thinking, and no one has ever thought of announcing their debut in an individual form.

The makeup artist looked at Xu Xiaozhou in the mirror, "What are you dancing today?"

"DrillHipHop." Xu Xiaozhou said softly, fearing that the makeup artist would not understand, he added, "Cold and violent hip-hop rap."

The makeup artist frowned, "Cold? Violent? You??"

He wrote all over his face that you might be making me laugh, but Xu Xiaozhou was very serious, "Isn't this show called "Grumpy Stage", I thought about it for a long time before deciding to choose this one."

The makeup artist smacked his mouth, swallowed back what he wanted to say, and turned around to change a set of eye shadows.

In fact, what he wanted to say was, boy, you are really too real.

The finished Xu Xiaozhou was wearing a large black T-shirt with a huge skull on the back, and the holes in the light-colored jeans were so big that almost half of his legs were exposed.The teenager's knees were a little red, which was obviously an old injury caused by years of cruel practice.The deep wine red eye shadow makes the eye sockets invincible and deep, and the flowing black eyes touch people's hearts.The make-up artist ingeniously drew a cross under his right eye with a dark black eyeliner with glittering silver. When his face was expressionless, his whole body was very imposing.

"You can hold back your makeup quite well." The makeup artist looked at Xu Xiaozhou in the mirror, "I underestimate you."

"Thank you." Xu Xiaozhou smiled politely, turned around to cue the process with the staff, and then followed the director's ass to the recording studio.Before stepping out the door, the boy flashed back and glanced at the stool in the corner.

The kitten squatted obediently on the stool, saw him turn around, and waved his paws.

"Be good and wait for me to get off work."

"Meow--"

The staff next to him were dumbfounded, "Seeing is better than hearing a hundred times, it's really amazing."

Hearing the words, the young man turned his head, his calm aura of being the boss of the cat faded away, and he smiled softly, "Sangsang is a bit naughty, please take care of it."

The staff didn't know whether they were dazzled by the smile, or they were not mentally prepared for the sudden change in the boss's temperament, so they froze for a moment.

Xu Xiaozhou thought he didn't explain clearly, so he quickly said: "You don't need to stay with it all the time, if you are not honest, break a piece of banana to it, I put the banana in the dressing room, it is in my bag, just take it directly. "

"Oh. Okay, okay, we're not afraid of trouble."

Xu Xiaozhou smiled politely, "Thank you, but don't give too much, one-third is enough, kittens tend to have diarrhea if they eat too many bananas."

The staff member was slightly taken aback when he heard the words, and watched him go out before turning around and saying to a girl next to him: "He is indeed quite different, with... an aura that is hard to describe."

"I also think that it's inseparable." The little girl next to her thought for a while, "Arrogant and domineering but restrained and quiet, like a cat."

"I don't know if it's an illusion...it's just the first side."

Sangsang in the corner meowed, lying on the stool and turning up his belly again.

Xu Xiaozhou actually listened to the conversation between these two people verbatim. Now his hearing is getting better and better, and he feels that he will mutate every minute.It’s not a good thing to have super-sighted ears. He heard too many noises. These are just compliments. Before, I always heard some dubious discussions in the crew, which really tested people’s endurance.

From the backstage to the recording studio, he had to walk a passage. He listened to the choreographer and director repeat the process all the way, and when he actually entered the studio, he still couldn't help being shocked.

The entire recording studio was filled with dark people, all of them staring at each other, their gazes composed of complicated components.

Xu Xiaozhou couldn't help but asked the choreographer next to him in a low voice, "How many contestants are there?"

"One hundred and fifty in the first round."

Xu Xiaozhou swallowed. He was invited before and the incident happened suddenly, and his communication efficiency with the program team was not very high, so he never understood it systematically.It seems that what Chen Jingfeng said is correct, Honeydew Video is the main promotion of this variety show this year, and it has pulled such a large base, probably because it is determined to get traffic.

"By the way, there are also your daily trainees participating." The editor-director sister flipped through the materials, "Six, not a lot."

Hearing the words, Xu Xiaozhou poked his head over and took a look. There were more than 100 ID photos densely printed on a piece of paper.The director circled him with a pen, and it turned out that they were all Xu Xiaozhou's familiar faces.There is one from Class S, four from Class A, and one from...

"Dai Tianqi?"

"That's right, he signed up at the beginning of the year. I heard that he made his debut two months ago, and your company communicated with us to give him more shots."

Xu Xiaozhou nodded, "I see."

He had just taken two steps inside when the trainees stood up and bowed to him, "Hi, senior—"

Xu Xiaozhou was a little embarrassed, and quickly bowed more deeply, "Hello everyone, I am not a senior, it is a pleasure to meet you all."

"We are also very happy to meet seniors." Sparse voice.

Xu Xiaozhou said that he looked forward to seeing everyone on the stage, and then sat in the seat arranged by the director.He is the only special guest in the first episode, and his seat is on the right side of the stage.There are four tutor seats set up right in front of the stage. Chen Jingfeng has already helped him with his homework. Two men and two women. All four of them have strong professional skills in different fields and are popular. They can be regarded as a very sincere lineup of tutors.Xu Xiaozhou waited for a while, and the four mentors appeared at the same time. He bowed and said hello to many players.

The instructors were quite airy. They said a few official words to the contestants, and they were serious, but they treated Xu Xiaozhou a lot more kindly, even though it was the first time they met.

The director confirmed the final process before starting the machine, and a female singer walked towards Xu Xiaozhou.

This girl is called Xie Sisi, a talented female singer, who does not stir up scandals and does not make traffic. Xu Xiaozhou has a very good impression of her, and she is a very respectable senior.He realized that Xie Sisi might have something to say to him, so he quickly got down from his seat and bowed to say hello.

"Don't be nervous." Xie Sisi was very beautiful, and when she smiled, her lips were red and her teeth were white, bright and moving.She whispered: "I have a good relationship with Brother Jing Feng, he let me cover you. It's your first time on this kind of program, come on."

Xu Xiaozhou was taken aback when he heard this, but Chen Jingfeng didn't mention it to him.

Xie Sisi raised her finger, "Oh, and Miaomiao, we will cover you together."

The one she was pointing at was Qin Miao, a rapper.Xu Xiaozhou looked over and saw Qin Miao waving at him kindly.

"Miaomiao sprained her ankle two days ago when she climbed the mountain, and it hurts to walk. I will sign with you on behalf of him." Xie Sisi smiled very kindly, "You are a special guest, so don't be too tight-lipped. We just watched the surveillance from behind. , you and this group of rookies are too arrogant."

Xu Xiaozhou was a little embarrassed and said thank you a lot.

I don't know when it started, but out of nowhere, he seems to have changed his circle.He watched Xie Sisi return to the instructor's seat, turned back and climbed a few steps to sit in his seat, turned his head, only to see Dai Tianqi sitting in the middle of the second row not far away, looking at him coldly.

Xu Xiaozhou had no choice but to pretend he didn't see it, and shifted his gaze elsewhere.

He hadn't recorded this variety show before, and it was only the first time he recorded that he realized that the tutors had to record the opening scene several times.In the show, there may be only five or six minutes of cutscenes, but in the recording studio, it was recorded for more than an hour.Xu Xiaozhou’s shots were simple. He didn’t have so many requirements. He came out to greet everyone and gave a brief self-introduction, and then it was over. It took a total of 6 minutes.

The trainees in Ritian all opened Weibo accounts according to the requirements of the program group, and their IDs all started with "Irritable Stage Player". Xu Xiaozhou switched to Dai Tianqi's page, which was just the word Dai Tianqi, without any changes.

This person seems to have been a little swollen since his debut. In fact, from the objective perspective of a third person, doing so is really not worth the candle.

The director ran over, "Xiaozhou, you want to record the opening stage."

Xu Xiaozhou quickly put down his phone, said hello, and followed the director to the center of the stage.The staff maintained order, and the audience fell silent. Different cameras faced the same direction. The young man in the center of the stage stood still and lowered his head. This was not the first time he was on stage alone, but it was indeed the first time facing so many people.He stabilized his mind, waited for the music to start, and then quickly entered the state.

In fact, it is difficult for the performers to evaluate whether they are good, and Xu Xiaozhou can only feel that he is devoted enough.The last movement turned his back to the stage. After the music stopped and the lights came on, he raised his hand to stroke his sweat-wet hair and looked back.

It was still very quiet off the field, the players were silent, but the mentors looked deeply concerned.

He clearly saw that Xie Sisi raised an eyebrow at Gu Miao, and the two looked at each other knowingly.The other two hip-hop instructors all applauded him, and the players behind him also applauded unanimously.

Gu Miao stood up with a limp leg and took two steps forward, "Don't forget to put a barrage here in the later stage, it will amaze the audience."

The atmosphere in the shed suddenly became cheerful, and everyone in the audience felt that the senior was so powerful, and it was much more orderly than the sparse voice when he first entered the shed.Xu Xiaozhou bowed under the stage in embarrassment, and then heard Xie Sisi muttering beside him, "I kind of know why there are fans on the hot search every day begging Xu Xiaozhou to make a debut, but they don't give it away every day, it's weird."

After she said this, she raised her hand and smiled at the director: "Taking it casually, don't broadcast this episode."

The director seems to be very familiar with Xie Sisi, "Sisi speaks quickly, and the circle is used to it."

Xu Xiaozhou could only bow in the direction of Xie Sisi, and returned to his seat to breathe a sigh of relief.

Facts have proved that he underestimated the cumbersomeness of recording the program. He originally thought that the recording would take up to seven or eight hours, but in the end he recorded a total of [-] hours, from [-]:[-] am to nearly [-]:[-] am.The program team distributed snacks several times, and Xu Xiaozhou's back was stiff from sitting, and finally made it to the end of the first episode of recording.

He walked out with the crowd, and the players complained endlessly, either complaining about the stinky and long recording process or discussing and evaluating other people's performance.Xu Xiaozhou took two steps, and a hand behind him patted his shoulder timidly.

"Brother Xiaozhou—"

Looking back, he was the only contestant in Ritian who signed up for Class S. He usually took vocal music lessons with Xu Xiaozhou. His head was a bit big, and his nickname was Tou Tou.

Xu Xiaozhou smiled, "Hey, I didn't have a chance just now, and you performed very well."

The boss sighed, looking stressed, "At least I didn't smash it, I hope the program team will give more shots."

Xu Xiaozhou smiled, "It doesn't count if I say it, I will pray with you."

"Thank you, Brother Xiaozhou."

It was not so low-key when the two walked together. It seemed that someone next to them finally realized that the special guest was also mixed in the crowd, and subconsciously isolated a piece of land.Xu Xiaozhou felt a little helpless, so he could only speed up his pace.The boss also followed him to speed up his pace, and when he reached a place where there was no one, Xu Xiaozhou suddenly remembered and asked, "I haven't been in the company for two months, how are you all?",

"It's pretty good." The head is slow, and his movements and expressions are slower than others.He hesitated for a moment, then whispered, "But without you getting up early every morning to open the door, and being the last one to return the keys at night, we had a lot of oolongs. One day in the week you just left, no one got up early to sign the keys, and the discipline teachers were all there. The door is open, and everyone hasn't opened the door yet, the secret of class S never being able to practice extra early was exposed, the teacher fired a fire, and punished us to run three kilometers with sandbags."

Xu Xiaozhou couldn't help laughing out loud, "It's really enough."

"Yes, that's enough..." Toutou's eyes were a little blank, and he sighed for a while, "Brother won't come back in the future, although everyone misses you very much, but I still hope that brother can have a good future."

He paused, and then said, "I've been wronged for so many years, no matter how quickly the flames spread, I deserve it."

Xu Xiaozhou was stunned for a while.

When he went backstage to claim the funeral, a fat man already had grass growing on his head.As soon as he saw Xu Xiaozhou showing his head, he jumped off the stool impatiently, ran all the way into his arms twisting his buttocks, and when he had enough coquettishness, he lost his temper again, raised his paw and slapped Xu Xiaozhou.

The agreed six to eight hours!

Do cats really not know how to read watches?

Xu Xiaozhou perfectly interpreted the inner language of the kitten, but he could only lower his head and rub his chin against the kitten's head, and apologize softly, "Sorry, I didn't expect it to take so long."

"Huh—" the kitten narrowed its eyes, and a low growl brewed in its throat.

"Go back and open a can for you as compensation. Let's lose weight tomorrow." Xu Xiaozhou sighed, patted the cat's head, "Add another piece of tuna, don't lose your temper."

The kitten was finally satisfied, and jumped out of Xu Xiaozhou's arms with a few grunts.It is probably because someone has had a hard day recording the show, so he sensiblely didn't let him continue to hug him. Of course, it may just be a day of nesting and wanting to move around.

Xu Xiaozhou was so tired that his mind was empty, and he had no time or energy to figure out the will of his cat owner, so he hurried to find the chief director.The chief director, surnamed Liu, is a middle-aged fat man. Seeing Xu Xiaozhou with a good attitude, he thanked him for his cooperation, and then explained the online promotion of the first episode of the program, and even sent a nanny car to ask for it. Send Xu Xiaozhou back.

Thanking Xu Xiaozhou a lot, he carried the cat to leave, and ran into a staff member who was waving goodbye to Sangsang along the way.

Xu Xiaozhou was confused, "How did you get fans by sleeping?"

"mum--"

Meow doesn't know either, maybe this is called charm.

Xu Xiaozhou curled his lips speechlessly, pretending that he didn't ask, and followed him into the car.

When he heard the location of the rental house reported by him, the driver was stunned for a while, and couldn't help but ask, "Did you buy the house yourself?"

Xu Xiaozhou was straightforward, "It's rented."

The other party is silent.

"Don't think that the old building is cheap, it can be regarded as the city center, and there is an elementary school nearby. I rent a small house by myself for more than 4000 a month." A certain Zhou said with some pain.

The driver was even more silent.

The car was very quiet on this road, and Xu Xiaozhou guessed that the driver felt that he was poor beyond imagination.It's normal for passers-by to not understand. When many people mentioned his name, they all said that he was a star who suddenly became popular recently. Few people knew that he spent his family's money as a trainee for three years without any income. thing.Xu Xiaozhou suddenly thought of something, and took a look at the previous labor contract.

"Hundred Demons' Journey" was regarded as the first pot of gold in his life. Half of the money had arrived before and had already been sent home.After making up the balance, you can move to another house, and the rest will be used for animal welfare.

This is what he had thought long ago.Since the last time when Sangsang was in a daze with other kittens in the film crew, he wanted to do a wave of public welfare in the name of Sangsang, so that there are fewer kittens in the world who have lost their families, no matter what breed, Regardless of IQ level.

Although his kitten is usually domineering, he still feeds his favorite canned food to stray cats. He is a good cat.

Xu Xiaozhou couldn't help but lowered his head and rubbed against a fat man, "Sangsang worked hard today, and you didn't make trouble for me when I was recording the show. I commend you."

But the kitten didn't purr as expected. The cat lay beside Xu Xiaozhou's body, stretched its neck and looked at Xu Xiaozhou's mobile phone on his lap in a daze.

Only then did Xu Xiaozhou remember that his phone vibrated once when he was talking to the driver just now. He picked it up and took a look. It was Chen Jingfeng who sent him an emoji.

A bald little monk sat sadly on the side of the road, with grass growing on his head, and the text read "I miss you".

Xu Xiaozhou's heart softened, he opened the emoji package interface, and was about to choose a comforting hug emoji to send to him, but a certain cat took his hand seriously.

"what happened?"

The fat man pushed Xu Xiaozhou away, grabbed the phone and ran to the corner, waving his fat claws to switch the emoticon package interface, as if he was picking.

Xu Xiaozhou's mother fell in love with her head, and couldn't help feeling, "You little guy is really too smart, you can pick emojis."

The driver took a meaningful look in the rearview mirror. Xu Xiaozhou, who was sitting in the back row, exposed half of his upper body, and Sangsang was completely covered. Looking in the mirror, it looked like a mentally handicapped boy was crazy about the air.

A certain cat carefully flipped through many pages, and finally found a satisfied expression. The fleshy paw patted the screen several times, and sent the expression with great effort.

Xu Xiaozhou took it over and looked at it, dumbfounded.

The emoji that this guy came out of nowhere is a pile of shit with eyes, nose and mouth, showing a sweet smile, pointing with a finger, and a huge word on it.

roll.

Sure enough, the next second, the phone vibrated crazily.

Xu Xiaozhou had quick eyes and quick hands, snatched the phone before Sangsang hung up the phone with one paw, caught the angry kitten as expected with one hand, pressed the seat and scratched his neck frantically, connected the phone with the other hand, hesitated For a moment, put it in your ear.

Unbelievable anger was revealed in someone's voice, "What are you doing? Your wings are stiff like this after only going out for a day?"

"I haven't been willing to sleep all this time. When Xie Sisi said that you guys were over, he sent an emoji, and you sent me back?"

"You, you..." The man's voice was full of grievances under the anger. After a long time, he said dejectedly, "Are you annoying me all the time, or are you thin-skinned and embarrassed to speak up in front of you?"

Xu Xiaozhou finally seized a chance to speak, sighed softly, and whispered: "Maybe you won't believe me..."

"what?"

"It's Sangsang's reply, that emoji."

The driver glanced at Xu Xiaozhou from the rearview mirror again, with an increasingly weird expression.

Xu Xiaozhou braced himself and lowered his head, lowering his voice again, "It's really a cat, not me, you have to believe it."

The man was silent for a long time, gritted his teeth and squeezed out two words, "I believe it."

"That……"

Chen Jingfeng sighed, "Forget it, anyway, I'm not as big as a cat. You go back and rest early, and read more scripts recently. Director Bai has a temper, see you on the set."

Xu Xiaozhou hummed, he didn't have the nerve to say good night even if the driver was in the car, so he could only hang up the phone in a huff, then let out a long sigh of relief, and put the phone away.

A certain cat was looking at him seriously.

Xu Xiaozhou couldn't get out of his anger, he stretched out his hand and poked the fat man's stomach, and said in a low voice, "Sooner or later, you will be messed up."

"mum--"

The author has something to say:

Chen Jingfeng: I implore the author to cut half of the mourning scene, blood remonstrance.