After becoming a cat, I finally became popular [Entertainment Circle]

The man was so happy that he lost his mind, Xu Xiaozhou was forced to celebrate all night, a cat was taught to sing the theme song to rap, he couldn't sleep after eating canned food, and the smell of tuna lingered on every hiccup, He is likely to be the first cat to eat fish.

He opened his eyes and looked at the quilt covering his head in the middle of the night, thinking, I didn't agree.

Is the senior a bit over-compensated...

He doesn't understand the survival rules of the big bosses in the upper circle, and many things cannot be deduced from what he thinks is common sense.But in the afternoon, after the man clumsily said some scumbag lines, he felt a little at ease.The old Youtiao senior who never leaked his words stammered in front of him, so he should really like it.

What about himself.

Xu Xiaozhou arched up from under the quilt, exposed his head and glanced at the sleeping man.

Senpai is a very likable senior.The charming and lofty senior only treats him well, takes good care of him during the day, and hugs him at night, how could he not be moved.

Xu Xiaozhou has a secret, he has never liked girls.The company strictly prohibits falling in love, and because of the hard practice before, he didn't think about it carefully, but when he was taking vocal music class this afternoon, his mind was full of the fact that when he first came to this big house, someone was naked after taking a shower. Getting out, he was so stimulated that he slid under the bed.

At that time, it was completely instinctive.

The kitten quietly got out of the quilt, stepped on four small holes on the pillow, and looked down at the man's sleeping face.

The bridge of the nose of the senior is really superior, and so are the eyelashes.

After watching for a while, the always reserved kitten suddenly felt his heart beating twice faster. He lowered his head and couldn't help but want to secretly kiss his master.

However, when the cat's mouth was one centimeter away from the man's lips, the beard touched the man's face.The man's nose twitched, but before Xu Xiaozhou could react, the next second, he heard a loud voice: "Ah-choo—"

A cat's whiskers are wet.

"..."

The cat's face looked indifferently at the man turning over and going back to sleep, lifted the pad to wipe his face, got back under the quilt, and moved to the side of the bed.

……

The next day, Xu Xiaozhou, the person involved in the black hot search and turned around, finally showed up. He reposted Chen Jingfeng's Weibo from the day before, and very calmly posted a "God Annoying Cat" emoji, writing: "Actually, trainees can't keep cats. Sangsang is a good cat. Senior is also a good owner. Please continue to take care of it in the future [ok]."

On the art of blogging, this reply can probably be written into a textbook.Netizens all commented that the newcomer Xu Xiaozhou's mentality is stable enough and he handles things well, but they don't know that a certain celebrity who was interacted with saw this reply in the car rushing to the announcement, as if there was something hidden behind the words, hugging The mobile phone hehehe laughed out loud, and the manager and assistants in the car were all terrified, looking at each other at a loss.

The assistant tugged Manager Tang's sleeve and whispered, "Why do I think Brother Feng is in a relationship?"

The corner of the manager's mouth twitched, "I'm in love with a cat."

Chen Jingfeng's announcement in the afternoon was for a certain big-name event platform. The man smiled brightly all the time, and he also laughed when he was in a daze. and denounce.

"Brother Feng, your cat slave attribute has been hidden too deeply for so many years."

"How happy are you to get custody of a cat?"

"Those who don't know think they have inherited an empire."

"I wonder if I can laugh like this when Brother Houfeng's son is born."

"Don't talk nonsense, okay? Brother Feng and I haven't received the certificate yet, where did the goose come from?"

Xu Xiaozhou secretly checked Weibo, blushing several times for no reason.

And since Chen Jingfeng got the custody of a certain fat cat, which was known all over the Internet, it was as if Chen Jingfeng was locked to this cat, and he took it with him wherever he went.But all the shots that are not shy are all in the same frame as Sangsang, so that this cat, who spends 90.00% of the time in front of the camera, is fast asleep in a short period of time.It is said that the search index of the keyword "Sangsang" even crushed some new small traffic.

What Xu Xiaozhou didn't expect was that the crew of "Hundred Demons Traveling" approached him, and he acted in the human role of the cat. Sangsang is used as a prototype.

Chen Jingfeng had nothing to evade, so he agreed without hesitation. The only requirement was that the mourning scenes should be shot at night, because only at night can this "cat" be controllable and understand human speech.

The director team had no opinion, but Xu Xiaozhou felt wrong whatever he thought.

Isn't this oppressing him in disguise?

The kitten sat on the bed and stared at the man who was on the phone with the director. The man stretched out his big hand and pressed his head to calm his emotions. After the phone call was over, he smiled and coaxed: "Sangsang's performance fee will be paid back later." You buy canned cat food."

Xu Xiaozhou: "@*#&%#..."

A chattering, meowing, meowing cat language, the kitten and the cats were all barking, but the man seemed to understand, and replied softly: "Okay, focus on shooting for at most one or two nights. And the post-production is strong, they are right A cat doesn't have high demands, don't worry."

With a gloomy face, the kitten found the dollar sign on the tablet and pressed it, then typed a question mark.

--How much?

The man raised his lips and smiled, calmly reporting a number.After Xu Xiaozhou finished listening, the cat froze in place—if calculated by the hour, the appearance fee of Sangsang was higher than that of himself.

What kind of world is this? ?

The man seemed to know what he was thinking, sighed faintly, pinched the cat's ears and said earnestly, "After all, it is my cat, Chen Jingfeng, and the popularity of traffic is higher than that of He Chenran. You can't count it as an hourly salary. Shen Ran, the male second, will probably overwhelm him."

Xu Xiaozhou's face was expressionless, and he even wanted to turn his face a little bit.

"And isn't its worth equal to your worth? Without the high-IQ cat god form at night, who wants to invite you just to sleep soundly in front of the camera?"

Xu Xiaozhou snorted, hugged his tail and licked it, which made him feel better.

The man squinted at its movements, but his tone was meaningful, "Don't pull your tail out from under your ass and lower your head to lick it, do you know that your posture is very uncoordinated?"

Xu Xiaozhou, who was licking his tail, froze, and raised his head in disbelief, but Chen Jingfeng sighed, "Don't you think you're getting better at being a cat?"

"..."

In the last three days before "Hundred Demons Travel" entered the group, Chen Jingfeng suddenly and mysteriously called Xu Xiaozhou out in broad daylight.The place where we met was a hidden tea house, the kind where even a waiter couldn't be called out in the private room.At first Xu Xiaozhou thought it was the boss's unique way of dating, but before he could speak, the door opened and a strange man broke in.

This man was no less tall than Chen Jingfeng, but he was skinny, his bangs could cover his eyes, and his face was as pale as paper under the mask. He looked like a vampire who hadn't sucked human blood for a long time.

Xu Xiaozhou was taken aback, and subconsciously sat aside.

The man glanced up at him, and his voice was feminine.

"Hello."

Xu Xiaozhou swallowed, and glanced at Chen Jingfeng who was holding the cat opposite him, "Are you... so...?"

Chen Jingfeng smiled, let this unexpected guest sit next to him, and briefly introduced to Xu Xiaozhou, "This is a netizen of mine who is very good at studying supernatural beings."

It was only then that Xu Xiaozhou remembered what the man said not long ago, "Look for a friend to see the funeral", but he never expected that he found such a friend.He swallowed, "What is a supernatural creature?"

The man raised his finger to the cat in Chen Jingfeng's arms, "For example, this noble little cutie."

Xu Xiaozhou was dumbfounded, "Noble? Cute?"

The vampire man smiled happily behind the mask, and he carried Sangsang from Chen Jingfeng's arms.Sangsang, who had been sleeping in a daze, suddenly opened his eyes. It struggled vigilantly a few times, and looked up at the man.

At that moment, Xu Xiaozhou clearly saw the warning burst from the depths of the cat's eyes.The man put his hand on Sangsang's head to comfort it gently, but Xu Xiaozhou suddenly shivered all over.

That hand was obviously not on his head, but he seemed to feel a burst of coldness inexplicably, and he could even feel the abrupt joints.

Chen Jingfeng seemed to have sensed it, and raised his hand to stop his friend. "What are you doing?"

The vampire man didn't feel offended, he returned the cat to Chen Jingfeng, and said, "Just try to communicate with it. But this master is so arrogant that he doesn't want to talk to me." He chuckled a few times while talking , that voice is almost unrecognizable as male or female.

"What kind of breed is it?" Chen Jingfeng asked in a deep voice.

The man leaned on his chin and thought for a while, then said: "It should be of Egyptian blood. I was lucky enough to see an Egyptian civet, but it was in Africa, and it doesn't look quite like it."

"Then how do you judge?" Xu Xiaozhou asked eagerly.

"Feeling." The man smiled and took off his mask, Xu Xiaozhou couldn't help but suffocate.This person's lips were too brightly red, compared with that pale skin, he looked more like a vampire.

"My feeling is very accurate." The man said, glanced at Sangsang who was about to fall asleep again after returning to Chen Jingfeng's arms, and said in a low voice: "But this one is much more powerful than the one I saw a few years ago , This must be a nobleman, he is very proud. You can find a few small animals to try, even Tibetan mastiffs, even jackals, tigers and leopards, you can only kneel in front of it."

Xu Xiaozhou and Chen Jingfeng looked at each other without speaking.

After a long time, Chen Jingfeng said slowly, "Egyptian civet, what do you say?"

"There's nothing to say, there are mysterious powers that are difficult for humans to understand and digest, but they are too arrogant to be with others." The man smiled, suddenly remembered something, and said: "But don't make it angry, the Egyptian civet is very scary when it gets angry. Yes. The last Egyptian civet I saw was from a local merchant in North Africa who smuggled spices and medicines. The guy didn't know how to provoke the little guy with a bad temper. It didn't take long for his family to break up and disappear. , I don’t know if I’m alive or dead.”

In the sweltering tea room, Xu Xiaozhou felt a layer of cold sweat rolling down his back densely.He couldn't help but looked at Sangsang in Chen Jingfeng's arms with fear. Chen Jingfeng subconsciously hugged the cat tightly, gave him a comforting look, and asked, "What can I do to make it angry?"

"I don't know." The man stood up and waved his hands lightly, "The noble and glamorous little guy is usually elusive, but the people who mess with it should know their own number. Because the Egyptian civet is powerful, it doesn't bother to cheat. There is nothing to hide from liking and hating anyone. There is no one in a million cats. If you take care of it well, you may die, but if you don’t take care of it, your family will be ruined. Be careful.”

Like a gust of wind blowing, the man came and left quickly.Xu Xiaozhou stared blankly at Sangsang, his mouth was dry and his heart felt cold, and he didn't know what to say for a long time.

However, at this moment, Sangsang in Chen Jingfeng's arms suddenly woke up.The kitten's eyes were clear, and it looked at Xu Xiaozhou eagerly as before. It stepped on elegant catwalks, walked over the table with its tail raised, stepped into Xu Xiaozhou's arms, found a comfortable position to lean on, and narrowed its eyes. He licked his paws.

Chen Jingfeng paused, and said: "Actually, I think you can rest assured at the moment. Sangsang doesn't care about anyone, but he is only willing to please you, and it won't hurt you no matter what."

As if understanding the man's words, the kitten's buttocks in Xu Xiaozhou's arms arched vigorously into Xu Xiaozhou's arms, and Xu Xiaozhou's back ached from the heavy weight.He silently pushed the big meat ball in his arms, looked down at it with complicated eyes, and sighed, "I hope."

The author has something to say:

Sangsang: You may not believe me if I tell you, but I am the biggest boss of this article

Chen Jingfeng: bow to the boss