After becoming a cat, I finally became popular [Entertainment Circle]

Along the way, Xu Xiaozhou racked his brains to escape in place, but Chen Jingfeng just didn't buy it.In the end, he was paralyzed, leaning on the seat with nothing to love, looking at the high-rise buildings swishing backwards outside the car window.

"Your salted fish state is quite similar to Sangsang." The man commented.

"Really." Xu Xiaozhou had no intention of chatting at all, drooping the corners of his eyes and licking his chapped lips.

The car drove into a familiar neighborhood, and someone followed the man into the door dejectedly. At a glance, he saw Sangsang sleeping on the cat climbing frame in the living room. The little V's face was spread out into a big bun with thin skin and many folds, and his eyes narrowed like A swollen old lady.

"Ugly to death."

"So cute."

"..."

Xu Xiaozhou looked at Chen Jingfeng in embarrassment, lowered his head while changing his shoes and said, "With all due respect, you really dote on Sangsang too much."

Chen Jingfeng shook his head disapprovingly when he heard the words, and walked over to wrap the sleepy Bangsang into his arms, "Don't be too strict with the kitten, this world needs a little love."

Xu Xiaozhou almost rolled his eyes behind his back, Chen Jingfeng heard him not speak, turned his head and said: "You don't seem to like Sangsang very much, but you are still its owner, do you know why?"

Because I was unlucky, Xu Xiaozhou said in his heart.

"Because you are very similar to it, you are the human version of Sangsang, this is your fate."

"..."

The man turned into a cat slave as soon as he got home, poking Sangsang and teasing him endlessly.Xu Xiaozhou curled his lips at his broad back, he didn't need a soul wearer to know what a terrible smile was on that face, he shivered, sat silently on the sofa and began to think about life.

It is now 04:30 in the afternoon, with an estimated two hours until sunset.

When he thinks of the sunset, his scalp becomes numb, "Well, what are you having for dinner, senior?"

"Do you eat Japanese food? I know a famous chef, and I will call him later."

Xu Xiaozhou's eyes darkened when he heard it, how long has it been.He smiled stiffly, "Say goodbye to raw and cold seafood, I have a bad stomach."

Chen Jingfeng snorted, without any suspicion, "Then you should pay attention to it, your stomach is not good now, and after your debut, you will have a variety of schedules every day, and it will be even more unbearable."

Debut?

Xu Xiaozhou sneered, thinking that it absolutely does not exist.

"Then let's cook some home-cooked dishes. You are a guest, so I won't order takeaway." Chen Jingfeng said and put down the mourning, "You wait at home, I'll go buy some food."

Xu Xiaozhou was taken aback when he heard that, this big star wants to cook by himself?

However, before he could react, the man had already picked up the mask on the coffee table and left.The door opened and closed, leaving Xu Xiaozhou alone in the big empty house, mentally counting the time in front of the unconscious Sangsang.

It only takes half an hour to buy vegetables and cook, half an hour to eat, and leave immediately after eating, maybe there is still time.

He felt a little more at ease when he thought of this, and sat on the sofa and continued to use his mobile phone to check the information on American shorthair cats that he didn't have time to check yesterday.

However, it took Chen Jingfeng an hour to buy a dish.Xu Xiaozhou waited until the flowers were gone, and finally waited for the man who drove to a supermarket far away to buy a bunch of organic vegetables and came back.The old man had no schedule for the past two days, and he probably made up his mind to enjoy life and wash his hands and vegetables calmly under his anxious gaze.

Xu Xiaozhou watched the man gracefully bend a few fingers to hold the celery, and couldn't help but said, "Senior, can you be a little faster?"

Chen Jingfeng glanced at him, "What's the hurry?"

"...Or I'll come, I cook delicious food." Xu Xiaozhou said sincerely.

"No, it's agreed that I will treat you to dinner, and you lend me the cat. I appreciate your kindness."

Xu Xiaozhou was so anxious that he was almost spinning in circles. He turned his head and glanced at the clock on the wall.

Six past five.

Asphyxiation, death.

Putting the chopped celery on the plate, the man looked down at the color of the vegetables, threw away all the less bright ones, thought for a while, then turned around and took a bundle to wash again.When he turned around, he happened to see Xu Xiaozhou's expression of wanting to cry, and was taken aback for a moment, "What's the matter?"

"It's okay." Xu Xiaozhou swallowed his resentment, looked around, and landed on the wine rack not far away, and had an idea, "Do you have a job tomorrow, senior?"

"Look at the demo at night, nothing to do during the day."

"Hmm..." Xu Xiaozhou swallowed, "How about we two have a drink?"

"Drinking?" Chen Jingfeng was startled, "Trainees are not allowed to drink without authorization. This is the company's regulation. Are you not a top student? You don't even know this?"

Xu Xiaozhou said in his heart, if you hadn't been so dawdling, would I have made such a bad move?

"I just remembered that when I met Sangsang that day, its paws were covered in blood, and it meowed weakly at me. It was very pitiful. It was indeed fate to meet Sangsang. Just now, I saw that Sangsang's claws were almost healed, and I felt emotional for a while. I want to celebrate." Xu Xiaozhou sighed while talking, and said with a lot of drama: "Senior is right, the world needs a little love, if I didn't save the funeral that day, the little guy dragged his sick foot Probably died in the street."

Chen Jingfeng's dark eyes darkened when he heard the words, he turned around and cut the vegetables twice, and hummed in a deep voice.

"It's really a mistake. I wish I had a look that day, but luckily I have you."

Xu Xiaozhou cautiously said, "Then, senior..."

Chen Jingfeng put down the kitchen knife and walked to the wine rack, "What kind of wine do you want to drink? Choose whatever you want."

Xu Xiaozhou breathed a sigh of relief, "Gold Bar."

The higher the alcohol content of gin, the easier it is to do things.

Chen Jingfeng laughed all of a sudden, and looked back at Xu Xiaozhou, "I can't tell."

Xu Xiaozhou smiled cheekily.

Looking at the current posture, it is impossible to safely evacuate before sunset.Chen Jingfeng's apartment is a high-end private residence, and there are no convenient hotels around.But there is a guest room in his house, the most dangerous place is the safest place, and he will pretend to be drunk for a night.This guy is a big star, and he probably doesn't bother to deal with the drunkard sleeping in the house.

The two opened wine to three dishes of two meat dishes and one vegetarian dish. Chen Jingfeng wanted to say that he would fill his stomach first, but he had just eaten half a bowl of rice, and when he looked up, he found that the wine bottle was one-third empty.

He was taken aback, "This is spirits, why are you in such a hurry?"

Xu Xiaozhou laughed and said, "Happy, I'm very happy to meet Sangsang."

"You guys really tell the truth after drinking. Don't you usually dislike mourning?" Chen Jingfeng was a little suspicious. Drink hard liquor."

As the man said, he searched the refrigerator for a long time and found a bottle of tonic water. When he turned around, he saw Xu Xiaozhou had already fallen on the table.

"..."

Chen Jingfeng put down the bottle silently, walked over and gave Xu Xiaozhou a nudge, "Are you okay?"

Xu Xiaozhou was so nervous that it was the first time he had lied and acted in front of a person in his life. If he was exposed, he would really jump into the Yellow River to wash it off. What's more, this is a senior in the showbiz. One sentence is enough to make him immortal Turn over.

He let out a moan from his throat, barely sat up with his head propped up, and looked at Chen Jingfeng with sleepy eyes, "Senior, sit down."

Chen Jingfeng didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "What are you sitting on? What's wrong with you? What's wrong with you? You're still drinking because of a stomachache, and you're still drinking so fast if you don't have enough alcohol. Take it." He looked back at the sleeping Sangsang while talking, and muttered: " I'm crazy to have a hunch to call a cat for help."

Xu Xiaozhou said in his heart that you are indeed insane. He propped his elbow and tilted his head, smiling foolishly, "It's okay senior, I'm a little sleepy, can I find a place to sleep for a while?"

"My house has a guest room, I'll help you there." Chen Jingfeng wanted to support Xu Xiaozhou while talking. Xu Xiaozhou originally wanted to act like a real man and let the man help him, but Chen Jingfeng just put his arms around his waist, suddenly After a pause, he silently put him down again.

"You'd better go by yourself."

Xu Xiaozhou thought to himself, as expected, he is still a big star.

He nodded once and for all, then entered the second bedroom with a blink of someone's gaze, and closed the door from the inside.

"Well, do you need some water or something?" The man asked standing outside the door.

Xu Xiaozhou cleared his throat, "It's okay senior, I'll be fine after a night of sleep."

Chen Jingfeng groaned, and silently turned around to clean up the dishes.Xu Xiaozhou lay on the door, listening to him muttering "see you soon" as he walked.

When the man's footsteps disappeared, Xu Xiaozhou let out a long breath and fell down on the carpet in despair.

His image of self-denial and self-motivation in the heart of this senior is completely ruined.

……

As the sun went down, Xu Xiaozhou opened his eyes on the cat climbing frame.The house is quiet, Chen Jingfeng is sitting on the sofa reading the news, the door of the second bedroom is closed, everything is normal.

Xu Xiaozhou breathed a sigh of relief silently.If one survives, there will be future fortunes.

"You're awake." The man put down his phone, came over and hugged Xu Xiaozhou into his arms, pinched the back of his neck, buried his face and rubbed his nose, and said in a soft voice: "Your master is here, but he seems a little drunk, Sleeping in the house, are you going to see him?"

Xu Xiaozhou thumped in his heart, and grabbed the man's collar with his claws.

No, no, no, no, let him sleep peacefully.

The man got it wrong, and said with a smile: "I'm so eager to see your master, let's go." He was about to go inside as he spoke, but just as he took a step, he heard Xu Xiaozhou groan in his arms, using his hands and feet directly. He fell to the ground.

"what happened?"

Xu Xiaozhou clung to the legs of the tea table with his hind feet, and grabbed the man's trousers, refusing to let him go.

Chen Jingfeng had never seen such a scene before, so he was stunned for a few seconds, "What do you mean? You don't want me to go?"

Xu Xiaozhou didn't care whether he would be regarded as a cat spirit and called the police, so he nodded desperately.

"This..." Chen Jingfeng paused, "Okay." He looked suspiciously at the second bedroom, stopped, bent down and hugged Xu Xiaozhou into his arms again, nodded his nose and said: " You guys are too smart, I wonder if your benefactor gave you some kind of magic medicine."

Xu Xiaozhou pretended to be stupid and turned his head to watch the TV go blank.

"If you don't go, then don't go, hey. Your benefactor is too strange. You asked me to come for dinner, so I refused to come, but after I came, I asked for a drink. Just drink it and fall asleep."

Xu Xiaozhou continued to play dead.

"That's your benefactor. If it's another person, I must suspect that he has other plans." The man muttered.However, the kitten, who was looking away in embarrassment, suddenly turned its head when it heard this sentence, raised its paw and patted the man's neck twice.When Chen Jingfeng lowered his head, the disgust in the cat's eyes should not be too obvious.

He laughed out loud, "You are quite protective of the Lord."

Xu Xiaozhou snorted and scratched his stomach, but the man suddenly picked him up and walked to the bedroom.

"Don't make trouble, your master seems to be drunk, I'll pour him a glass of water, you stay in the room for a while."

???

Before Xu Xiaozhou could react, those big hands had already put him on the bed, and then the man smiled and said goodbye to him, said see you later, and then walked out and closed the door.

Xu Xiaozhou flew out with a groan, but failed to catch the last bus. Miserably, he hit the door panel, fell to the ground and rolled twice.

He scratched the door desperately, scratching with hands and feet, sweating profusely, but the sound of Chen Jingfeng's footsteps had already gone to the living room.About ten seconds later, the footsteps slowly walked towards the second bedroom opposite.

Xu Xiaozhou, "..."

Help, help.

The author has something to say:

Xu Xiaozhou: I was just a little bit away from dying on the spot

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Question: What would you do if you had a cat that looked like a human?

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