Shangxian Cultivation Handbook
Chapter 89: Juvenile Disaster, One Eyed Crazy
Regarding the matter of teaching Song Xun how to read, Lu Hesheng felt that even if he was too old to walk in the future, he could take it out and teach Song Xun about it.
Song Xun had never been disciplined since he was a child, but now he was suddenly held back by Lu Hesheng for two or three hours without rest, which made him feel extremely painful.
"How much have you copied the Three Character Classic?" Lu Hesheng sat cross-legged on the couch, holding tea in one hand, his eyes lightly swept over Song Xun, "Did you go out again at noon?"
"Ah? En!" Song Xun bit his lower lip and tugged at his dirty clothes.At noon, he was pawing at the dog hole in the corner of the wall, thinking why the dog insisted on pawing a hole in the corner, a dog suddenly came in from the outside and threw Song Xun to the ground.
Song Xun felt that his self-esteem had been hurt, so one person and one dog wrestled together and tore each other.
But, in fact, the dog feels very innocent.It just walked through its own door, why was it beaten for no reason? !
"Where's your copy of the Three Character Classic?" Lu Hesheng looked like a strict teacher, and with a cold expression on his face, Song Xun looked scared.
"Lost... lost!" Unable to admit that he hadn't completed the task assigned by his master, Song Xun started talking with a mouth full of lies.He didn't write a draft when he told a lie, and he didn't blush. He looked like an experienced person.
Lu Hesheng frowned, took a sip of tea: "Where did you lose it?"
"Heli." Song Xun didn't care, anyway, no matter how he died, there was no proof.
With a 'snap', Lu Hesheng shattered the table with his palm, the expression on his face was still indifferent.He raised his eyebrows, and his eyes slightly fell on Song Xun who was standing aside: "Go on, make up."
Song Xun didn't expect Lu Hesheng to react like this, and he was a little dazed.Although he knew that his tricks might not be able to fool Lu Hesheng, but he never thought that Lu Hesheng, who had never been angry on weekdays, would be so angry today.
It would be a lie to say that he was not afraid, Song Xun first thought that Lu Hesheng would throw him away, his calves began to tremble, and then his knees softened and he knelt down.
Lu Hesheng didn't let him get up, and Shi Shiran said after an hour, "Does your knee hurt?"
"...It doesn't hurt." Song Xun gritted his teeth, how could it not hurt?
"Then continue." Lu Hesheng didn't expose it, Song Xun was tough, and his temper was even more stubborn. Let's see who admits defeat first.
This is not a question of who wins and who loses, since childhood, Lu Qinghe taught Lu Hesheng how to behave, how to walk, how to sit upright.But now, the foolish Song Xun has completely violated all the rules Lu Qinghe said, so... he will be punished.
After half a stick of incense, Lu Hesheng continued: "Does it hurt? Tired?"
Song Xun really didn't dare to be stubborn anymore, tears filled his eyes: "It hurts, I'm tired, master..."
"Continue." Lu Hesheng put his left hand on top of his right hand, and gently touched the back of his hand with his fingertips, "Kneel until you admit your mistake." In fact, he didn't intend to say the following words, and wanted to wait for Song Xun to admit his mistake.But looking at Song Xun's distorted face, he reckoned that the child had never knelt for such a long time, his eyes were red after kneeling for a couple of hours, and he looked like he was about to cry.
"I was wrong." Song Xun was also a shrewd person, knowing that Lu Hesheng was stepping down for him, he quickly apologized.
Lu Hesheng laughed with a 'hum', and Song Xun thought his master was happy.When I raised my head, I realized that there was no smile in Lu Hesheng's eyes, and the expression on his face was also very stiff. When he laughed, he just pulled the corner of his mouth and made a sound.
"Wrong? What's wrong?" Lu Hesheng stood up, walked to Song Xun's side and squatted down, clasping Song Xun's slightly pointed chin with one hand, "Admitting your mistake so quickly?"
Lu Hesheng at this time was different from the past. When we first met Lu Hesheng, he was indifferent to others. When we saw each other again, Lu Hesheng had a sense of aloofness. Lu Hesheng, who had been together for more than a month, was indulgent and indulgent towards him.Now, Lu Hesheng, who is in front of him at this moment, is the one who is carrying ice slag but seduces others to approach him.
Song Xun swallowed, trembling spontaneously: "I was wrong, master, I made a mistake because I didn't copy the Three Character Classic, but I lied to you that I did, and I made a mistake because I was slick and never repented. Master..."
"..." Lu Hesheng wanted to get angry, but Song Xun was really good at grabbing people's thoughts, and every word and every sentence stepped on his point, "Ah Xun, you can be my apprentice only if you are magnanimous in the world. "
"Ah Xun understands." Song Xun nodded, grabbed Lu Hesheng's hand that was about to take away from his chin, "Master, don't... don't leave me." The words were soft, but enough for Lu Hesheng to hear.
Lu Hesheng sighed, put his free hand on Song Xun's head, and rubbed it lightly: "No, you are mine and I am yours too, Ah Xun, in this world, only being a teacher will never give up. Abandon you."
When Song Xun listened to these words 100 years later, he felt that they were extremely harsh.
You have never been mine and I have never been kept in your heart, master, you know, in the end you left me, ruthlessly.
Song Xun covered his eyes, and the memory of a hundred years ago suddenly poured into his mind, there was no joy left, only sadness.
No tears flowed, but Song Xun didn't dare to let go, for fear that tears would roll down as soon as he let go, how spineless is that?
How much courage does a person have to go through his own life again?Song Xun felt that he was about to become the No.1.
Lu Hesheng taught Song Xun how to read and write for half a year.The two were fighting wits and courage. As soon as Lu Hesheng walked away, Song Xun's back feet became lively and rolled around.
It doesn't matter if the child is more lively.
Lu Hesheng kept hinting to himself, resisting the urge not to throw Song Xun into the old forest deep in the mountains.
"What did you draw again?" Lu Hesheng pushed the door, knowing without thinking that Song Xun didn't sit down and write a word as he ordered, "Show me."
Song Xun's face was smeared with ink, a small black spot, looking cute: "Here." He was aboveboard, without the slightest bit of embarrassment.
On the huge white paper, there is only a turtle lying in the middle, an upside-down turtle.
"How do you say it?" Lu Hesheng put the paper aside after reading it, and looked up at Song Xun, ready to listen to his explanation.
"Those who are in harmony in the world, there will always be someone who turns over." Song Xun showed his white teeth, his peach blossom eyes narrowed in a smile, "and that person who turned over is like this tortoise, although he is alive, he has no freedom."
Lu Hesheng thought for a while, then smiled slightly: "Is it a metaphor for yourself?"
"..." Song Xun hesitated, he really wanted to tell Lu Hesheng that it was time to let him out for a stroll and see the scenery outside, but he was definitely not a tortoise, not a tortoise that couldn't move!
"Where do you want to go?" Lu Hesheng clasped the cup with one hand and took a sip of tea, "The court will worship in a few days, and after the worship, I can take you for a walk and enjoy the scenery of the south of the Yangtze River."
Hearing that he was about to go out, Song Xun was more elated than anyone else, he almost jumped up and clapped his hands and shouted: "Lake, I want to see the lake."
"West Lake?" Lu Hesheng snorted softly, "Ah Xun, you have a lot of flair, I didn't see it."
Song Xun thought, there is probably no other person in this world who can say a joke so bluntly except Lu Hesheng.Is this a kind of luck or misfortune?
"It's just that the descriptions in the book are too attractive." Song Xun took out a diary from his arms, which recorded everything about the beauty of the West Lake, "What's like 'wanting to compare the West Lake to the West Lake' is really exaggerated. I I just want to see how beautiful this West Lake is."
"You will be disappointed." Lu Hesheng shook his head, "No matter how good the description is, it's just a description."
Song Xun stared, "I want to go."
"It's okay..." Lu Hesheng put down the cup in his hand, "An article, excerpt, read your words."
"..."
Song Xun thought, there is no other person in this world who can catch people's weaknesses so much, except Lu Hesheng.This is a kind of misfortune!
Probably because I just learned to recognize characters, and I can't write any good-looking fonts before I can recognize them all.
Song Xun deliberately picked a book with a relatively small number of words. At first, he took it one word at a time and took his time, using standard block letters.After copying half a page, the words started to be messy.Later, the word flew up, and it didn't look like a word anymore.
Well, this is probably Song Xun's font, created by Song Xun himself.
Lu Hesheng sat on the side tidying up the chessboard. Yesterday the emperor received a pair of white jade chessboards and rewarded it to Lu Hesheng, and he didn't refuse to accept it directly.It just so happened that Song Xun was bored, he could teach Song Xun how to play chess, and the two of them would play chess as a recreational activity in the future.
"If you do this again, your handwriting will not pass the test, A Xun." Lu Hesheng glanced at Song Xun's excerpt sitting across from him, and the font really couldn't be looked at directly.Song Xun paused his hand, raised his face and smiled, slowed down his movements, and tried his best to write through the back of the paper: "How about this?"
"Writing so hard is something against the paper?" Lu Hesheng knew what Song Xun was doing without looking, coughed lightly, and teased him.
In Lu Hesheng's eyes, it was ridicule, but in Song Xun's eyes, it was a scrupulous reprimand.Fortunately, Song Xun has seen this kind of Lu Hesheng a lot, and after a few times of panic, he also understood that Lu Hesheng was not reprimanding, but just his unique way of teasing.
Fortunately he is smart.
Song Xun thought, if he wasn't smart enough, how could ordinary people understand his master's unique way of expression?
"Strength through the back of the paper, isn't that the purpose of calligraphers?" Song Xun replied with a smile, and looked up at the chess pieces that Lu Hesheng was playing with. "Master, you want to play chess? Alone?"
"...No." Lu Hesheng raised his hand and waved at Song Xun, "I'll teach you, you play with me."
Learning things is really torturous. Song Xun had a hard time just learning to read characters before, but learning to write is even more miserable.It's all right now, his master has a new gadget, and he's coming to torture him again.When will such a day be a head? !
Song Xun had never been disciplined since he was a child, but now he was suddenly held back by Lu Hesheng for two or three hours without rest, which made him feel extremely painful.
"How much have you copied the Three Character Classic?" Lu Hesheng sat cross-legged on the couch, holding tea in one hand, his eyes lightly swept over Song Xun, "Did you go out again at noon?"
"Ah? En!" Song Xun bit his lower lip and tugged at his dirty clothes.At noon, he was pawing at the dog hole in the corner of the wall, thinking why the dog insisted on pawing a hole in the corner, a dog suddenly came in from the outside and threw Song Xun to the ground.
Song Xun felt that his self-esteem had been hurt, so one person and one dog wrestled together and tore each other.
But, in fact, the dog feels very innocent.It just walked through its own door, why was it beaten for no reason? !
"Where's your copy of the Three Character Classic?" Lu Hesheng looked like a strict teacher, and with a cold expression on his face, Song Xun looked scared.
"Lost... lost!" Unable to admit that he hadn't completed the task assigned by his master, Song Xun started talking with a mouth full of lies.He didn't write a draft when he told a lie, and he didn't blush. He looked like an experienced person.
Lu Hesheng frowned, took a sip of tea: "Where did you lose it?"
"Heli." Song Xun didn't care, anyway, no matter how he died, there was no proof.
With a 'snap', Lu Hesheng shattered the table with his palm, the expression on his face was still indifferent.He raised his eyebrows, and his eyes slightly fell on Song Xun who was standing aside: "Go on, make up."
Song Xun didn't expect Lu Hesheng to react like this, and he was a little dazed.Although he knew that his tricks might not be able to fool Lu Hesheng, but he never thought that Lu Hesheng, who had never been angry on weekdays, would be so angry today.
It would be a lie to say that he was not afraid, Song Xun first thought that Lu Hesheng would throw him away, his calves began to tremble, and then his knees softened and he knelt down.
Lu Hesheng didn't let him get up, and Shi Shiran said after an hour, "Does your knee hurt?"
"...It doesn't hurt." Song Xun gritted his teeth, how could it not hurt?
"Then continue." Lu Hesheng didn't expose it, Song Xun was tough, and his temper was even more stubborn. Let's see who admits defeat first.
This is not a question of who wins and who loses, since childhood, Lu Qinghe taught Lu Hesheng how to behave, how to walk, how to sit upright.But now, the foolish Song Xun has completely violated all the rules Lu Qinghe said, so... he will be punished.
After half a stick of incense, Lu Hesheng continued: "Does it hurt? Tired?"
Song Xun really didn't dare to be stubborn anymore, tears filled his eyes: "It hurts, I'm tired, master..."
"Continue." Lu Hesheng put his left hand on top of his right hand, and gently touched the back of his hand with his fingertips, "Kneel until you admit your mistake." In fact, he didn't intend to say the following words, and wanted to wait for Song Xun to admit his mistake.But looking at Song Xun's distorted face, he reckoned that the child had never knelt for such a long time, his eyes were red after kneeling for a couple of hours, and he looked like he was about to cry.
"I was wrong." Song Xun was also a shrewd person, knowing that Lu Hesheng was stepping down for him, he quickly apologized.
Lu Hesheng laughed with a 'hum', and Song Xun thought his master was happy.When I raised my head, I realized that there was no smile in Lu Hesheng's eyes, and the expression on his face was also very stiff. When he laughed, he just pulled the corner of his mouth and made a sound.
"Wrong? What's wrong?" Lu Hesheng stood up, walked to Song Xun's side and squatted down, clasping Song Xun's slightly pointed chin with one hand, "Admitting your mistake so quickly?"
Lu Hesheng at this time was different from the past. When we first met Lu Hesheng, he was indifferent to others. When we saw each other again, Lu Hesheng had a sense of aloofness. Lu Hesheng, who had been together for more than a month, was indulgent and indulgent towards him.Now, Lu Hesheng, who is in front of him at this moment, is the one who is carrying ice slag but seduces others to approach him.
Song Xun swallowed, trembling spontaneously: "I was wrong, master, I made a mistake because I didn't copy the Three Character Classic, but I lied to you that I did, and I made a mistake because I was slick and never repented. Master..."
"..." Lu Hesheng wanted to get angry, but Song Xun was really good at grabbing people's thoughts, and every word and every sentence stepped on his point, "Ah Xun, you can be my apprentice only if you are magnanimous in the world. "
"Ah Xun understands." Song Xun nodded, grabbed Lu Hesheng's hand that was about to take away from his chin, "Master, don't... don't leave me." The words were soft, but enough for Lu Hesheng to hear.
Lu Hesheng sighed, put his free hand on Song Xun's head, and rubbed it lightly: "No, you are mine and I am yours too, Ah Xun, in this world, only being a teacher will never give up. Abandon you."
When Song Xun listened to these words 100 years later, he felt that they were extremely harsh.
You have never been mine and I have never been kept in your heart, master, you know, in the end you left me, ruthlessly.
Song Xun covered his eyes, and the memory of a hundred years ago suddenly poured into his mind, there was no joy left, only sadness.
No tears flowed, but Song Xun didn't dare to let go, for fear that tears would roll down as soon as he let go, how spineless is that?
How much courage does a person have to go through his own life again?Song Xun felt that he was about to become the No.1.
Lu Hesheng taught Song Xun how to read and write for half a year.The two were fighting wits and courage. As soon as Lu Hesheng walked away, Song Xun's back feet became lively and rolled around.
It doesn't matter if the child is more lively.
Lu Hesheng kept hinting to himself, resisting the urge not to throw Song Xun into the old forest deep in the mountains.
"What did you draw again?" Lu Hesheng pushed the door, knowing without thinking that Song Xun didn't sit down and write a word as he ordered, "Show me."
Song Xun's face was smeared with ink, a small black spot, looking cute: "Here." He was aboveboard, without the slightest bit of embarrassment.
On the huge white paper, there is only a turtle lying in the middle, an upside-down turtle.
"How do you say it?" Lu Hesheng put the paper aside after reading it, and looked up at Song Xun, ready to listen to his explanation.
"Those who are in harmony in the world, there will always be someone who turns over." Song Xun showed his white teeth, his peach blossom eyes narrowed in a smile, "and that person who turned over is like this tortoise, although he is alive, he has no freedom."
Lu Hesheng thought for a while, then smiled slightly: "Is it a metaphor for yourself?"
"..." Song Xun hesitated, he really wanted to tell Lu Hesheng that it was time to let him out for a stroll and see the scenery outside, but he was definitely not a tortoise, not a tortoise that couldn't move!
"Where do you want to go?" Lu Hesheng clasped the cup with one hand and took a sip of tea, "The court will worship in a few days, and after the worship, I can take you for a walk and enjoy the scenery of the south of the Yangtze River."
Hearing that he was about to go out, Song Xun was more elated than anyone else, he almost jumped up and clapped his hands and shouted: "Lake, I want to see the lake."
"West Lake?" Lu Hesheng snorted softly, "Ah Xun, you have a lot of flair, I didn't see it."
Song Xun thought, there is probably no other person in this world who can say a joke so bluntly except Lu Hesheng.Is this a kind of luck or misfortune?
"It's just that the descriptions in the book are too attractive." Song Xun took out a diary from his arms, which recorded everything about the beauty of the West Lake, "What's like 'wanting to compare the West Lake to the West Lake' is really exaggerated. I I just want to see how beautiful this West Lake is."
"You will be disappointed." Lu Hesheng shook his head, "No matter how good the description is, it's just a description."
Song Xun stared, "I want to go."
"It's okay..." Lu Hesheng put down the cup in his hand, "An article, excerpt, read your words."
"..."
Song Xun thought, there is no other person in this world who can catch people's weaknesses so much, except Lu Hesheng.This is a kind of misfortune!
Probably because I just learned to recognize characters, and I can't write any good-looking fonts before I can recognize them all.
Song Xun deliberately picked a book with a relatively small number of words. At first, he took it one word at a time and took his time, using standard block letters.After copying half a page, the words started to be messy.Later, the word flew up, and it didn't look like a word anymore.
Well, this is probably Song Xun's font, created by Song Xun himself.
Lu Hesheng sat on the side tidying up the chessboard. Yesterday the emperor received a pair of white jade chessboards and rewarded it to Lu Hesheng, and he didn't refuse to accept it directly.It just so happened that Song Xun was bored, he could teach Song Xun how to play chess, and the two of them would play chess as a recreational activity in the future.
"If you do this again, your handwriting will not pass the test, A Xun." Lu Hesheng glanced at Song Xun's excerpt sitting across from him, and the font really couldn't be looked at directly.Song Xun paused his hand, raised his face and smiled, slowed down his movements, and tried his best to write through the back of the paper: "How about this?"
"Writing so hard is something against the paper?" Lu Hesheng knew what Song Xun was doing without looking, coughed lightly, and teased him.
In Lu Hesheng's eyes, it was ridicule, but in Song Xun's eyes, it was a scrupulous reprimand.Fortunately, Song Xun has seen this kind of Lu Hesheng a lot, and after a few times of panic, he also understood that Lu Hesheng was not reprimanding, but just his unique way of teasing.
Fortunately he is smart.
Song Xun thought, if he wasn't smart enough, how could ordinary people understand his master's unique way of expression?
"Strength through the back of the paper, isn't that the purpose of calligraphers?" Song Xun replied with a smile, and looked up at the chess pieces that Lu Hesheng was playing with. "Master, you want to play chess? Alone?"
"...No." Lu Hesheng raised his hand and waved at Song Xun, "I'll teach you, you play with me."
Learning things is really torturous. Song Xun had a hard time just learning to read characters before, but learning to write is even more miserable.It's all right now, his master has a new gadget, and he's coming to torture him again.When will such a day be a head? !
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