little prince octopus

I am neither a top student nor a scumbag.Although there is an upward heart and occasional hard work, the results are still calm and calm.To make matters worse, I failed the senior high school entrance examination, and my scores were even worse—I just touched the Pugao line.Fortunately, I have a well-off family, and my father used 12 yuan to help me get into Lishui High School, a well-known key middle school in Songli City.

In the three years of high school life in Lishui, I lived a lively and nourishing life.More importantly, here, I met my lifelong friend - the little prince.

Little Prince is the nickname we gave him because his real name is Wang Zhi.Songli is a typical southern city. The characteristics of southern dialect: no protruding tongue and no back nasal sound are the same in our mother tongue Songli dialect. This has led to many Songli people's Mandarin This feature.

It wasn't until I left Songli to go to university in the north that I made a lot of jokes before realizing that I had a problem with Mandarin.

There is no difference between the pronunciation of Wang Zhi and "Prince" in our mouth.I also have a nickname - octopus, alas, who asked my father to name me Zhang Anyu, I can't be a prince.

First day of school.The head teacher is Li Xiaozhong, a middle-aged man with a round face, standing on the podium to talk about some precautions and the like.I didn't pay attention to listening, but secretly looked at the students in the classroom.There are about forty students in the classroom, all of them are quiet, more boys than girls, only a dozen or so girls.I don't know which ones came from "testing" and which ones came from "engaging" like me.

My deskmate is a girl who is writing a name for each new book, Sun Chunting.The handwriting is beautiful, but the person is not good-looking, with a flat nose and a pair of bright blue metal-framed glasses.

I don't know if it's my illusion, I feel that the head teacher's eyes are always wandering on me intentionally or unintentionally.Is it because I am handsome, look at me more?Sure enough, after a while, he called me to the office alone.He glanced at my hair and smacked his lips before speaking.It probably means that the color of my hair is too exaggerated, and he just turns a blind eye to others who dye brown or yellow. There is no purple hair, just like a killer.

When he said that, I was very unconvinced.Few people dye my color because it picks people up, and my hairstyle is not weird, he even called me a killer.

However, people have to bow their heads under the eaves.Under the lure of the head teacher (wei) (bi) (li), I had no choice but to agree to him to dye his purple hair on weekends, because this is a boarding high school, and only on Fridays is the real end of school, and I can leave school.Thinking about it this way, my junior high school head teacher was quite tolerant of me.

After evening self-study, I went back to the dormitory and lay down. I found one thing. I seemed to be a little sleepy.I think I have to go to sleep, because tomorrow morning will be the tough entrance military training. Unexpectedly, just after I closed my eyes, I could vaguely hear a woman crying, and occasionally sniffing, in a strange dark environment. Don't mention too many people here.

After listening carefully, I realized that the crying came from my upper bunk, Huang Jing.A little boy with a slender figure, a melon-shaped face, a high-pitched voice, and gentle movements, um... well, to be honest, he is a bit sissy.

It is estimated that this is the first time for him to live in school, and he is not used to being alone in an unfamiliar environment.Although it was my first time to live in school, I didn't feel too uncomfortable. When I was young, my parents were running business outside, and I lived at home alone.Therefore, I did my laundry and cooking very smoothly.

Huang Jing's crying seemed to have a hypnotic effect, and I fell asleep unconsciously.

The military training was indeed very tough, and Qiuhu of Jiuyue Songli was not built.I passed out after standing in the military posture for 10 minutes under the scorching sun. Before I fell down, I was still a little conscious. I heard the classmate next to me yelling to report that Zhang Anyu fainted. The instructor said hurry up and help Zimao up.

I also didn't expect that my 1.7m[-] stature was so poor in physical fitness, and it was really not easy to persevere under such a vicious sun.

I swear it wasn't intentional.It was a blessing in disguise, for the sake of my health, and in order to prevent teaching accidents, I was approved not to participate in training, and was assigned to the injury company.The instructor asked Lu Menggang next to me to help me to rest under the shade of the camphor tree next to the playground, which is also the location of the wounded and sick company.

A male voice in the queue said sarcastically: "Cut, you still get this treatment after being dizzy, then we should all learn from him." I couldn't help but look back at the source of the voice, it was Wang Zhiyun who was in the same dormitory as me. , It's like I pretended to be dizzy deliberately for the sake of rest.

Hmph, if you speak so poorly, your character must not be very good. MaDe, if I knew it was the first time I saw him in the dormitory yesterday, I didn't even say hello to him.

Later facts proved that my guess was extremely correct.

There were more than a dozen students sitting under the shade of the tree, some playing with their mobile phones, and some sitting in two or three chatting together.There is a boy sitting alone in the corner reading a book. A black beetle is drawn on the entire cover of the book. I noticed him because he is the only one in the same class as me. I saw him in the classroom yesterday, and his surname seems to be Wang Lai. with.

I sat next to him and took a sneak peek at his book. Next to the beetle was written three big black characters "Metamorphosis". Oh—it turned out to be the exchange variety show on Hunan TV. I've seen it on TV. What catches your eyes.

Classmate Wang has fair skin, deeper eye sockets than ordinary people, and a properly high nose bridge. He is a handsome guy, and his appearance is comparable to mine.

Because he is handsome and is in the same class as me.I greeted him: "Hi, I'm also in class one (four), my name is Zhang Anyu."

"Hello." He put down the book and nodded politely to me, "My name is Wang Zhi."

This is how the little prince and I met for the first time.Old-fashioned dialogue, vulgar plot.I am born with a face control, and I will have a good impression of good-looking people, both men and women.

During the ten-day military training, I sat next to the little prince every day, and we became acquainted... In fact, I was the one who pestered him every day.

The little prince is very special. I couldn't tell the reason at the beginning, but when I got to work, I suddenly realized that it was because he had a kind of composure and wisdom that students of our age didn't have.When we were still green grapes hung with hoarfrost on the vine, he had already cultivated into a raisin.

The first time I admired him was on the third day of military training.On that hot afternoon, Li Guowei, the most difficult teacher in Lishui Middle School and the worst-reputed teacher among students, inspected the military training for freshmen with enthusiasm.

"You have worked hard!" Li Guowei asked the first (1) class, thinking that he was quite a leader.

"Serve the people!" The answer was powerful and uniform.

He nodded in satisfaction, his fiery eyes penetrated the queue of nineteen freshman classes who were training in full swing on the playground, and caught a glimpse of the wounded and sick company that had grown to 36 people under the shade of trees beside the playground.

The members are eating, drinking, talking and laughing, even the members don't know about the injury, the danger is quietly approaching...

Li Guowei walked under the shade of the tree with a dark face, and even the wounded soldiers inside were silent when they saw him. I also quietly moved the snacks and drinks behind me, and the wounded soldiers all stood up and yelled at him in a respectful manner. Hello teacher".

Li Guowei did not respond to our greetings, but glanced around us twice with his hands behind his back. "36," he stared at us disapprovingly. "There are so many diseases? Are you called the wounded company, why not called the wounded group!" he roared.

He happened to be standing right in front of me, and he made my heart tremble when he saw it.Just when I thought Li Guowei was going to give us a criticism package, he waved his hand and left.

Phew, everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

At first I thought that Li Guowei was just swearing at people every day, but after a while, he came back again.

He said, "Don't think that I don't know that your diseases are all fake. Come here one by one, and I want to see what diseases you have!"

What Li Guowei means is that the injury company can exist, but only one person is allowed in a class.In other words, the injury company should be reduced to nineteen people.

"The ones who are really sick stay, and the ones who pretend to be sick go back to training. I know that you are not sick, and you are all trying to avoid training."

At this time, my feelings for Li Guowei were summed up in one sentence: MaLeGeBi, MMP.

There are four people in the injured company pretending to be sick.The remaining 32 are here because they really have physical problems.Li Guowei didn't know the facts at all, so he was just talking nonsense self-righteously.

He asked them one by one. Some had broken legs and were wearing plaster casts, some had heart disease and could not exercise vigorously, and some were allergic to ultraviolet rays.I thought to myself, it's over, it's over, everyone is more serious than me.I, who is playing around the edges, will probably return to the embrace of the scorching sun.

Turn left, turn right.

We are, All Selected, Haitian Soybean Sauce.

Oh, NO! ! !

"What about you?" Li Guowei asked the little prince.

"I just had appendicitis surgery half a month ago, so I can't exercise vigorously." He replied.

"Do you have medical records and proof of hospitalization?"

"Yes, in the dormitory, I will bring it next time."

It's my turn, the baby is a little square.

"I will get dizzy if I stand in a military posture for a long time." I said, compared with other people's situation, I felt how pale my reasons were.

As I predicted, he asked me to continue training tomorrow.

After Li Guowei left, there was a gloomy cloud of injuries and illnesses.

"I won't leave, even if I'm killed." Said a student in the injury company.

He really spoke my mind!

On the first day of his military training, he fell and scratched a piece of skin on his knee, which has completely scabbed over by now, and he was part of the layoffs just like me.

My heart was cold and cold, and I thought I must have had an expression of lovelessness on my face at that time.

"Don't be sad." The little prince comforted me.

Don't be sad, how can I not be sad? π_π

The little prince added: "This matter is not impossible."

Hearing this sentence, my withered heart suddenly came alive again.

I stared at him with wide eyes.He said: "Military training is not just managed by the dean alone. You forgot, there is also the chief instructor."

Yeah yeah!Li Guowei is difficult to deal with, but the chief instructor is easy to talk to.

"When you are free for a while, you guys go to beg him. It's best for some girls to cry again..."

The eyes of the seventeen laid-off people all burst out.

The chief instructor is different from Li Guowei, he is a soldier who speaks well.He thinks that we are all students, and there is no need to work as hard as soldiers. We have minor illnesses and pains, and the application for injuries and illnesses will basically be approved. This is also the reason why injuries and illnesses can grow to 36 people in three days. .

Our performance was very successful, and several girls were crying like pear blossoms and rain.The chief instructor was soft-hearted and saved all our injured companies.

Afterwards, we decided to invite the little prince to eat. The little prince was embarrassed by us and said, "Then each of you can buy me a lollipop."

I can't say (ˇˇ), lollipops are too cheap to express our thanks.The little prince had to change the lollipop into chocolate.

Li Guowei was very dissatisfied with not being able to streamline the injury company.The next morning, he came again.

The freshmen on the playground are running in the morning.Li Guowei said with a dark face: "When it's so good, you have to run." He drove us away from the shade of the tree and asked us to run with the team in front.

Except for the broken leg, we were all driven to run on the playground.The queue in front was still running very fast, and after a few steps, those of us with injuries slowed down and panted, "Run!" Li Guowei yelled aggressively from behind.

I speeded up to catch up with the team, the little prince caught up and said quietly: "Zhang Anyu, don't run." He grabbed my arm, "Take it and go."

Although I was puzzled, I still slowed down, "Why?"

The little prince said: "You can even do strenuous exercise like running. You are so healthy and lively. What training can you not participate in?"

I suddenly realized, yes, if we don't run away from Li Guowei, we can still beat me.Looking back, other people in the injured company were also walking slowly.Li Guowei watched helplessly from the side.

The little prince saved me again.