dance on your grave

Nan Rongqi asked Jiang Man to go into the sea to find his lost things. It is not a joke. This program is not about survival in the wild, but survival in the wild. Since life has been guaranteed, the quality of life must of course be improved.

Feeling his conscience, if it wasn't for Gu Nai, he wouldn't bother to talk about it.

"It's like this. Your supplies are very important to us. The top priority now is to get them back. We have to kill pigs and build a house in the afternoon. Therefore, the person who tied the bell has to be untied. You are responsible for getting it back. Can you get it back?"

"Ah... yes, yes."

"Well, safety first."

The sea water is clear and highly visible. Jiang Manchao has lived in a water town since he was a child. The water quality is excellent. It is not difficult to find the toothbrush and shower gel.

Everyone completed the task in the morning very well. Cao Jinglong successfully found the cassava, and Gu Nai and Jian Jian also boiled the salt...water, which was barely usable, and finally they could cook a serious meal.

Nan Rongqi was not good at cooking. He planned to move the wood hanging on the beach to the open space of the base camp while Sun Mao and Cao Jinglong were cooking.

After a morning of exposure to the sun, a lot of water in the trees evaporated, and it was easier to move than yesterday. With the help of Gu Nai and Jian Jian, the move was completed in a short time. Nan Rongqi couldn't help feeling that there are more people and more strength.

"I found it!" Jiang Manchao ran over wet, holding a [-] cm high bottle and a dozen sealed toothbrushes in his hand.

Looking at it this way, the part where he fell into the sea is more like an arrangement by the program group for the effect of a variety show.

This is called, joke.

Jiang Manchao was frightened by the wood on the ground, "You all chopped this?"

Jian Jian sighed, "Brother Qi chopped it up yesterday, and he hasn't eaten yet."

Simply being able to participate in a show with these people at a young age is enough to prove that he is not like his name. In one sentence, he told Jiang Manchao about Nan Rongqi's dedication, so Nan Rongqi ordered Jiang Manchao to go to the sea to find supplies. The incident happened as a matter of course, and it would not cause Jiang Manchao to have a gap in his heart.

"I haven't eaten all the time..." Jiang Manchao rubbed his stomach, "I should have known, I would have eaten more before I came."

"It's okay, we'll have something to eat right away." Nan Rongqi cast his gaze not far away. His half-dead pig essence, which was exhausted yesterday, has now been slaughtered, cut into several large pieces with a knife, and neatly placed in water Rinse well on a large rock.

Meat, there is meat.

Several people surrounded him unconsciously.

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, Sun Mao threw the white fat meat into the hot pot, and the fatty pork immediately dripped with oil, giving off a strange smell.

Even so, Nan Rongqi and Gu Nai couldn't stop swallowing.

"Okay, okay, don't be around, here is cassava." As the "oldest" among all the people, Cao Jinglong couldn't stand it anymore, and planned to take out the cassava that he was bored in the firewood that had been extinguished. Cushion your tummy.

Cassava is a good thing. It can be eaten roasted, steamed, sliced ​​and fried. It still tastes sweet without any seasoning. Even if the outside is black and ash, the inside is not yet cooked. good smell.

Sun Mao, who was cooking lard, glanced at them, and suddenly said, "When I was a child, my family celebrated the New Year, and my younger brothers and sisters gathered around the pot and waited for meat."

Sun Mao was born in the countryside, and his family was very poor when he was a child. Because of this, it was so easy for him to do jobs such as killing chickens and pigs.

When he opened his mouth, several people recalled his childhood New Year's Eve scene, simply blowing on the hot cassava, peeling off a layer of burnt skin, "When I was six or seven years old, my parents had to go to the factory to work during the Chinese New Year. , I only came back at night, so during the day I went to the alley to eat at other people's houses, I still remember that my neighbor had an aunt who fried small twists, which were delicious."

"When I was young, I used to set off firecrackers with my neighbor's friends outside for a whole day. The family didn't give lucky money, saying that it was all used to buy firecrackers." Jiang Manchao said, wrapping up Cao Jinglong's coat, "I I can’t remember exactly now, but my mother said that I was bombed by firecrackers every year.”

Several people laughed at him for being unlucky since he was a child.

Gu Nai only said, "What I look forward to most during the Chinese New Year is to wear new clothes. I always wear my brother's leftover old clothes."

Nanrong Qi laughed, "Frugality is a traditional virtue."

He still remembers the leftover buns he ate at Gu Nai's house.

Gu Nai and Nan Rongqi looked at each other and laughed together.

In the end, only Nan Rongqi did not say how he celebrated the New Year when he was a child.

His childhood memories were not so good.

"Wow, why is it so fragrant all of a sudden."

The large piece of fat meat was almost dried up, and it tasted extraordinarily fragrant, "Do you want to try it? This one is not greasy, it's delicious."

Simple is to eat fat, he poked a piece with a fork, pouted his mouth and blew for a long time, stuffed it into his mouth without blinking, chewing it was a joy.

Gu Nai was dumbfounded.

Sun Mao turned to him and asked, "Are you eating?"

"No, I can't." Gu Nai clenched the cassava in his hand and shook his head vigorously.

"Where are these lards, and there is no jar." The boiled lard will condense into a white solid soon after being put in the container. When you need to use it, put a spoonful into the hot pot, and the lard will melt again It becomes liquid, and the fried vegetables are much more fragrant than vegetable oil.

Although Gu Nai brought tableware, they were all small items, and there was really nothing that could hold the large pot of oil.

The eyes of several people fell on the pillar again.

"What are you looking at me for?" Nan Rongqi was thinking about building a house just now, but he didn't hear Cao Jinglong's words, so his eyes were full of confusion, "Did I get ashes on my face?"

The outer skin of the cassava was very dirty, and it was all over Nan Rongqi's palms. He thought he had accidentally rubbed it on his face, and subconsciously wiped it a few times, and his fair face was immediately stained with black marks.

Stupid Mengqi can always poke Gu Nai's smile when he goes online, and he forgets the problem with his personality, laughing non-stop, "I didn't get on it just now, but now I'm on it hahahaha."

"We're talking about how to pack the oil."

Nan Rongqi first smiled and tapped Gu Nai's head lightly, then said slowly and seriously, "Bigger containers can be obtained from the statues, but no one knows what kind of strange tasks there will be. There are still a lot of things that are needed. You can exchange tools first, such as axes, saws, and planes, so that you can make a wooden barrel by yourself and use it when building a house. As for the oil, use clam shells for the time being. Put it on."

"You can turn your head fast enough."

Nan Rongqi nodded without any modesty, "It's always been like this."

So Sun Mao 2.0 is pure nonsense.

Jian Jian is a loyal believer of the statue, so he, Nan Rongqi and Gu Nai went to the statue to do the task, and the other three stayed behind to marinate the remaining pork with boiled salt for use.

When he arrived at the statue, he immediately put on a sincere look, "God, I need the tools for carpentry! I need the tools for carpentry!"

Give me your purest kiss and I will give you what you want.

???

Seeing this line of words, the three of them were dumbfounded.

"Pure, pure, kiss?"

"I thought I was wrong, but what you saw was the same."

"What the hell is a pure kiss, it's less reliable than a mermaid's tears."

Hearing the simple voice, Nan Rongqi and Gu Nai both looked over and said in unison, "Go and kiss the statue."

"Why me!" It was too stupid to kiss a big rock made by the program group, and simply felt the malice in this world.

Nan Rongqi said calmly, "My kiss is not pure, Gu Nai, is yours pure?"

"Very dirty."

Simply realized that he shouldn't have come with the two of them.

"Go, innocent little boy."

What does it mean that a strong man is gone and never returned? The simple thing is now, he gritted his teeth, walked up to the statue step by step, stood on tiptoe, pointed at the crudely made face, and shouted, "Sacrifice!"

After shouting, he kissed the god statue's head in one mouthful, and Jian Jian didn't know where the kiss was, with his eyes tightly closed.

One second, two seconds... After a long time, the idol didn't respond.

"You're not a pure little boy anymore." Nan Rongqi's expression didn't change, and his tone didn't fluctuate, but Gu Nai just sat on the ground laughing because of this sentence.

"I! Hate! You!" He covered his face and ran far away, squatting on the ground to soothe his wounded heart alone.

A pure kiss...what does it mean?

Nan Rongqi was helpless, he turned his head and asked Gu Nai, "Who still has a first kiss?"

It's a good question to ask, since they are all adults, it's really strange to have their first kiss.

Gu Nai cleared his throat, "Anyway, I don't."

"Coincidentally, neither do I."

"..." Gu Nai turned his head away to avoid his scorching gaze. Suddenly, he thought of whose kiss was the purest. "Tell me, the general and Erbao should have never kissed before."

The corners of Nan Rongqi's mouth turned up, and he smiled strangely, "Why don't you try?"

"Try it."

It turns out that dogs are pure.

However, Nan Rongqi has figured out the routines of the program group. In fact, it doesn't matter who kisses, it all depends on the mood of the program group. Their goal is to make a joke or dig out some smiles, such as who has the first kiss. If it is achieved, then it is okay for them to complete this task.

After getting the tools for making wood, Nan Rongqi breathed a sigh of relief, "It will be better in the future."

Gu Nai couldn't help laughing when he saw his disheveled face and serious expression, "Go wash your face."

Nan Rongqi touched his face with his hands, and asked him seriously, "Aren't you handsome?"

In fact, he is handsome.

Good-looking people are good-looking no matter what, not to mention the saying that beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

"Extremely handsome." Gu Nai gave a thumbs up, "You are more handsome than usual, you will put some on your face every day from now on."

"I'm afraid being too handsome will put you under pressure."

"You are shameless." Gu Nai shook his head straight, "You have changed, dog."

As soon as he said this, Nan Rongqi instantly thought of the long-distance relationship between the two of them when they crazily posted emojis, "I have grown up."

"It's terrible."

The two of them have a tacit understanding of each other's words, and they even rhyme a little.

When he returned to the base camp, Sun Mao had already fried pork with a full color and flavor, and there were steamed cassava and meat for General Erbao in the pot.

"Come over for dinner."

Gu Nai wanted to cry a little bit, although the original intention of participating in this show was to change some of his personalities, but now he is in the show, as if he is a survivor who wandered to an uninhabited island, it is really touching to be able to eat a bite of meat .

"Meat!" "It's so good."

A plate of meat with only salt in it gave six people an indescribable sense of happiness.

……

After eating and drinking enough, everyone sat down around the stove again, and looked at Nan Rongqi in unison, waiting for him to announce the task.

This is what Nan Rong prayed for.

"Everyone, be nervous. The prototype of the house must be built before dark. Well, Gu Nai is going to saw two thicker trees. Two trees are fine. Don't go too far. I can't spare time to make wooden barrels and beds at night. Always sleep on the ground."

"Ok."

The tree that can be used as a bed is so thick that it is probably enough for Gu Nai to saw until dark. Simple, Jiang Manchao and Cao Jinglong looked at him with distressed eyes, only Sun Mao smiled and said nothing.