dance on your grave

"The general looks good." Sun Yaoguang blurted out, almost instantly realizing that his attitude was too frivolous.

The young general glanced at him lightly, with disgust flowing in his eyes.

"I……"

Sun Yaoguang's breathing was stagnant and he was speechless.

Instead, it was Sun Yaozong who praised him, saying that it was a great blessing for Lu to have him.

Then he took the general into the palace to meet the king.

The two of them seemed to have forgotten Sun Yaoguang beside them while talking and laughing.

The lord Sun Cheng held a banquet to celebrate the return of Nanrong, and all the ministers of the court accompanied him. During the staggering of cups and cups, everyone smiled to cover up the shadows of swords and swords. With a soft knife and a glass of wine, he was labeled as a master of meritorious deeds. Sun Cheng didn't seem to care, and treated him affectionately, like a parent and child.

Sun Yaoguang saw it and didn't say a word from the beginning to the end.

Is the general really stupid?

not necessarily.

At the banquet, King Anlu's general handed over the military power quickly and neatly. Sun Cheng was overjoyed and gave him a mansion again. It was next to Sun Yaoguang's mansion and opposite to Sun Yaozong, which showed that Sun Cheng attached great importance to him.

Sun Yaoguang looked at the general in a blue robe who was as long as jade, handsome and elegant like an exiled immortal, and thought that such a person would bow his head and look up with him, and he was secretly happy.

He thought, tomorrow he will come to make amends, he really had no intention of molesting the general today...

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Knowing that Nan Rongqi recognizes people by their voice, Shu Yuanchen found a song by Gu Nai on the computer. It was a cappella without accompaniment. It was the three cups of wine that Gu Nai's fans sang at the entrance of the gymnasium tonight.

"The candlelight hides the glow, and there are three wines in the sleeves, one invites the moon, and the other returns to the dust, the sky light cuts off the stars, all the sounds are silent, sit in the sky, wait for you to come, I will give you the wine, the spicy taste will enter the throat, and the intoxication will stop. .”

Nan Rongqi listened, a smile gradually spread on his face, "It's him."

"Actually, I think that the same voice may not be the same person, after all, reincarnation..." Shu Yuanchen couldn't continue. This is an ancient person from 3000 years ago, what is impossible.

Knowing what he was thinking, Nan Rongqi said calmly, "You and Yao Shun have the same voice, similar personality, and similar body..."

Body?

But compared to this, Shu Yuanchen is more curious about his so-called past life. Isn’t there always that kind of test in the circle of friends? For example, if you enter your name, you can know who you were in ancient times. You know it’s fake, but every time you see this kind of test , Shu Yuanchen couldn't help but want to test, "Who is Yao Shun? I have read so many history books, but there is no such person."

"Yao Shun is the second son of the Yao family, Yao Ji's elder brother, he was weak, and passed away because of a cold at Seventeen..." Nan Rongqi didn't want to recall, when Yao Shun passed away, he felt that the whole sky had collapsed, No one in this world is treating him well, and it is precisely because of this that he will join the army.

Seventeen...

Is it a coincidence? When he was seventeen, he did suffer from a bad cold. He needed an infusion in the hospital for a week before he recovered. In ancient times, it would have been a fatal disease.

"Then what are you going to do next?"

"Of course I went to find him, he will still be in the gymnasium tomorrow, right?" Now that he knew his name and identity, Nan Rongqi was not impatient now, "After I cut my hair short, I found a chance to kill a guard and change Just put on their clothes and you can get in."

"Uh... You, wait, now, in this age, you can't kill people, you will be arrested and shot to death... You want to see him in other ways." Shu Yuanchen's heart skipped a beat when he saw him casually talking about killing people. , Then I remembered that Nan Rongqi was the God of War of the Lu Kingdom who killed countless people.

Nan Rongqi was puzzled, and looked at him with a frown, the corners of his eyes drooped slightly, and he looked innocent, "Isn't it okay not to be seen?"

"There is surveillance! There are surveillance everywhere now, like a camera above your head, everything you do will be recorded, and then the police, that is... uh, officers and soldiers, can see it from here." Shu Yuanchen He pointed to the computer and said.

Nan Rongqi looked up, "There are also here?"

Shu Yuanchen couldn't help laughing, "Of course there are none at home, but there are many outside."

"I see." Nan Rongqi didn't say anything, just lowered his head and ate the dumplings.

Shu Yuanchen looked at him, and suddenly found that there was a hole in his chest, and there were bloodstains...

"Where did you get your clothes?" It couldn't be...killing someone...

Nan Rongqi saw that he was afraid, so he explained the origin of the clothes, not wanting Shu Yuanchen to drag him to a door without saying a word, "You...you take a bath, I'll find you some clothes."

Nan Rongqi watched him move a silver handle in front of a white porcelain jar, and water gushed out, "It's so convenient."

"There are so many convenient things. After the water is full, you can close this and take a shower. I'll find clothes for you."

"I see." After finishing speaking, Nan Rongqi showed a nostalgic smile, "You were like this back then, preparing food and water for me, and giving me clean clothes to wear."

Shu Yuanchen laughed dryly and went out.

He has a guilty conscience and doesn't think Yao Shun is him.

Nan Rongqi looked at the bathroom, not daring to move anything, standing there waiting for the water to fill up, his mood gradually drifted away.

The world after 3000 has completely changed, and he must adapt to his new life as soon as possible.

……

Shu Yuanchen searched for a long time, but he finally found a pair of pants that Nan Rongqi could wear. They were the sweatpants he bought last year for exercising. After wearing them twice... he never exercised.

This person is also, why are his legs so long.

Thinking of this, Shu Yuanchen pushed open the door of the bathroom, and was stunned at the door with just one glance.

Naked and lazily leaning in the bathtub, Nan Rongqi's slender legs were curled up, his fair skin was covered with a layer of water mist, his long jet-black hair was scattered casually, his profile was exquisite and impressive Suffocated, the drooping eyelashes were dripping with clear water.

"No, no, no... I'm sorry, the clothes... I put them here..." Shu Yuanchen hurriedly backed out of the door, and heaved a long sigh of relief.

This is much more exciting than the description in Unofficial History.

Nan Rongqi didn't have much reaction to his haste. After changing his clothes, he tied his hair with shoelaces again.

Looking at himself in the silver mirror, Nan Rongqi touched his nose.

He knew that he was good-looking, but he didn't have the leisure to stare at him for hours.

"You've finished washing."

"Hmm... are you watching... TV?" Nan Rongqi guessed that the computer-like screen was probably a TV.

Shu Yuanchen nodded, and pulled him to sit on the sofa, "This is a modern drama, take a look, I tuned the first episode for you, after watching it, you should be able to understand a little bit about the current era."

"Well, Brother Shu, thank you very much."

"You're welcome... Also, you can call me Shu Yuanchen, Brother Shu is weird."

Nan Rongqi nodded, and said, "Yuan Chen."

……

As Shu Yuanchen said, watching TV can help him adapt to modern life as soon as possible, at least the communication will not be so blunt.

Nan Rongqi watched TV all night, and Shu Yuanchen came out of the bedroom when it was dawn, "You haven't slept all this time."

And... the sitting posture is still the same as last night.

"I'm not sleepy, Yuanchen, you got up very early."

"Well, I have to ask my niece to go to school. By the way, I will ask for leave today and take you to cut her hair."

Nan Rongqi laughed, "Yao Ji has become your niece."

Shu Yuanchen stopped making a fuss, "Her name is Yu Yuhui, not Yao Ji, so don't..."

"I know."

So Shu Yuanchen felt relieved, he knocked on Yu Yuhui's door, "Get up!"

It took Yu Yuhui a long time to come out of the room, and she was taken aback by Nan Rongqi, "You... why are you still here?"

Shu Yuanchen gave her 200 yuan, and hurriedly sent her away, "Today you take a taxi to school, and I will pick you up in the evening, don't you want to watch the concert?"

"Thank you, Uncle!" Thinking of attending Gu Nai's concert tonight.Yu Yuhui forgot about Nan Rongqi in an instant, ran into the bathroom for a while, and rushed out of the house at a very fast speed.

Nan Rongqi watched the whole process, and couldn't help but say, "Yao Ji...has changed a lot."

"Come and brush your teeth and wash your face, do you know how to use it?"

Nan Rongqi learned a lot from watching TV, so he would naturally use a toothbrush, but he was curious, "Why do people all over the world watch such a private thing as washing up?"

"TV dramas are real only when they are close to life."

"How do I use the toilet?"

Shu Yuanchen was surprised, "You even know the toilet."

"Well, in the TV series, a woman sits on the toilet and listens to someone talking."

"Come, I'll teach you." Shu Yuanchen is a teacher who has taught history to many students. It is the first time that he meets such a smart student, and it is also the first time that he has taught others such a sense of accomplishment. No matter what, just tell Nan Rongqi once , or let him take a look and he will learn.

Nan Rongqi, who has always been extremely calm, was defeated in the kitchen.

Like a child, he almost stuffed his head into the refrigerator, "What is this?"

"Refrigerator, keep fresh on the top, cool down on the bottom, and ice cream, try it."

Nan Rongqi took a little taste and smiled.

Shu Yuanchen didn't understand what his reassuring expression meant, "Why do you have such an expression?"

"He is afraid of heat and likes to eat cold food. In summer, he always brings food to the secret room in my mansion to eat."

Nan Rongqi didn't mention his name, but seeing the tenderness in his eyes, Shu Yuanchen knew who he was.

"Actually, there's an air conditioner... Forget it, I'll talk to you later, it's almost time, I'll take you to get your hair cut."

When going downstairs, Nan Rongqi offered to take the elevator, "You have to get used to it."

The rapid fall in the enclosed space made Nan Rongqi pale and made him laugh at himself.

Shu Yuanchen took him to a very high-end barber shop. The barber was a thin man wearing a shirt and vest. He felt sorry for Nan Rongqi's hair that was about to be cut off. How do you usually take care of it?"

Nan Rongqi didn't answer, quietly watching the long hair in the mirror slowly fall to the ground.

"Handsome guy, do you want to dye your hair? You are so white, you must look good if you dye it light."

"Handsome guy, apply for a card. It will be cheaper to come to my shop for a haircut in the future, and now the card will be half price for dyeing and perming."

"Handsome, shall I perm the head of a Korean star for you?"

Sensing the murderous look in Nan Rongqi's eyes, Shu Yuanchen hastily stopped the barber with a broken mouth from continuing, "Just cut it short, don't talk about it."

"All right……"

It's not a good thing to offend the barber, the long hair with so much room to play was suddenly cut into a cut.

But unexpectedly good-looking, the simple and neat cropped cut highlights Nan Rongqi's handsome facial features.

"Wow, handsome guy, your face has a golden ratio." The barber said while touching Nan Rongqi's face, "Yo, why is your skin so good."

Nan Rongqi really wanted to kill someone.

No, you cannot kill.

The barber didn't know that the harmonious society saved his life, "Give me this hair, and I won't charge for the haircut."

Coming out of the barber shop, Shu Yuanchen looked at Nan Rong who was wearing sweatpants and slippers and said, "I'll take you to buy two new clothes."

"Alright."

Nan Rongqi also thought, be more handsome and go see him.

Shu Yuanchen really spent all his money, and took Nan Rongqi into a super expensive men's clothing store. He usually would not come to such a place where clothes cost tens of thousands.

Nan Rongqi has a good figure, wide shoulders, thin waist and long legs, white and thin and tall, with a natural clothes rack, light blue striped shirt, slim denim cropped pants, pure white sneakers, bad street style He wore it with a different kind of elegance and handsomeness. He calmly stood in front of the mirror and straightened the buttons of his shirt, which made all the shopping guides in the store put down their work and stare straight at him.

"Does it look good?"

Shu Yuanchen nodded blankly.

"This color is very good." Nan Rongqi likes blue.

The two buttons on his chest still couldn't be fastened, Nan Rongqi pursed his lips and gave up.

"Let me do it." Shu Yuanchen stepped forward and buttoned his button, "You're not very good at dressing."

Nan Rongqi nodded, "It was he who helped me wear it."

The dignified son of heaven, dress him.

Shu Yuanchen imagined that scene, and suddenly felt that he had been stuffed with dog food, "Okay."

Neither of them knew that this scene was photographed by the shopping guide in the store excitedly and posted on Weibo.

Xiao Xiaoxiao smiled: Oh Maiga, I can't bear it, two handsome guys came to buy clothes in the morning, the handsome guy in the blue shirt is so handsome, what Zhao Yicheng, Fang Yuan, Gu Nai, they were all compared into the mud!The most important thing is that the handsome guy in the white clothes chooses clothes for him, the handsome guy in the blue shirt can't button them up, and the handsome guy in the white clothes still buttons him, my God!All the handsome guys are going to have sex these days!

This Weibo originally only had a dozen or so fans, and no one would see the photos after posting them. However, she mentioned the names of a few popular niches and went to the squares of each family. The fans immediately exploded when they saw the copywriting. .

But click on the picture.

It seems...it seems pretty handsome...

The author has something to say: Nan Rongqi: What should I do, I want to kill someone.

Shu Yuanchen: Social society.