sweet anthology

【Time: A few years later】

The senior brother is already a successful actor in the entertainment industry, and the junior brother opened a technology company in his third year, and his career is booming.

Actors are always very busy, and the seniors who are on the rise in their careers are required to hide their relationship, so the two of them go out less, and the place of dating is often at home...on the...sofa...on the bed...

The company recently accepted a variety show for the senior brother, live broadcast, the first one is an interview, in a small shed.

That day, the brother had just finished shooting the commercial during the day, and was so tired that he fell asleep in the nanny car, and the agent pushed him into the studio.

The agent told him to stay here for a while, and go to the host to check the script by himself, and let him know in advance.

The brother sat down on the sofa, his eyes were still a little bit open, the light was on in the shed, and there was no one else but him.

He raised his hand and patted his cheek.

He didn't know that the live broadcast had already started. The director started the live broadcast in advance in order to capture the most real reactions of the actors and increase the fun of the show.

On the bullet screen, netizens looked at the brother who slapped his face, and were overjoyed.

"It's too ruthless, hahaha, it's so hard."

"Hey, my little cutie, you can't hit yourself like that."

"No wonder his face is so fleshy, he was punched out by himself, hahaha"

……

The senior brother took out his mobile phone and sighed at the empty interface. In order to prevent his Internet addiction, the manager only left WeChat.

It's 17 o'clock now, so it's time for the younger brother to get off work, right?

The brother made a video call to him.

"Hello~" A clear voice came from the microphone, "Are you in the recording studio?"

Netizens pricked up their ears, trying to distinguish the male voice.

"Yeah, I'm so tired," the brother lay on the sofa, "It hasn't started yet."

"Oh my god, he's so tempting to lie down like this, it's my male god, that's right!!!"

"The waist is so thin! The eyes are blurred! I'm dead, I'm dead!"

"What time will you be back, do you have dinner at home?"

"I don't know, you should eat first," the senior brother said in a soft voice, "I guess I'll be home at ten o'clock."

There was a rustling sound of paper from the microphone: "I'm not hungry, I'll eat with you tonight."

"Okay," the senior brother changed his hand to hold the phone, "I want to eat you—" he dragged his voice——

"Ok?"

"You made noodles, haha."

"Okay, I'll eat it for you next."

"????????"

"What the hell is going on?"

"In the evening... accompany me to eat... next..."

"Hold on, maybe it's just a joke between friends!"

"Stay steady."

The senior brother sat up and leaned on the sofa: "Are you in a good mood today?"

"how do you know?"

"Because you actually joked about sex with me!!" The senior brother blushed, it would be fatal for a normally serious person to joke about sex!

"Well, this is the earliest time you go home this month, and it hasn't crossed zero."

"Then let me rest for a while after filming this variety show." The senior brother said seriously, "I will accompany you, lest you become resentful to your husband."

After the senior brother said this, he didn't know where the interest came from. He suddenly became addicted to drama and sighed: "I know, your family has a great career, and you don't want me to be an actor." He frowned, with a bitter expression, "Official man , I will definitely open branches and leaves for you."

"Well," the younger brother said with a blank expression, "Be good, and get pregnant with my child soon." Having been with the older brother for so many years, the younger brother has practiced the magic skill of acting with an expressionless face.

The barrage has exploded to the point that the screen cannot be seen clearly.

"Who is this man?????"

"I don't believe it, I don't believe it!! I'm green!"

"Fuck, I'm so shocked..."

"Weibo has gone viral, why hasn't anyone entered to remind him..."

"The backstage staff is here...the director just rushed in..."

"My little cutie! No way! Who is this man!"

The director rushed into the camera and covered his brother's mouth: "Stop talking, stop talking, it's live!"

Brother:? ? ? ? ? ?

Brother:! ! ! ! ! !

The senior brother spat at the director's hand several times.

director:……

The director gritted his teeth and let go.

"What's wrong?" Junior Brother asked on the other end of the phone.

"They said the live broadcast has already started." The senior brother scratched his face, stood up and laughed wildly with his hands on his hips, "It's great hahahahahahahahahahahahaha I can finally show my affection!"

"????????"

"Male god, is your brain circuit so strange [kneel down] [kneel down]"

"Just posted on Weibo, the paparazzi are already heading towards the recording location..."

"There are endless jokes on Weibo. I saw a paparazzi complaining that he was forced to stop halfway through the meal and went to catch up on the news hahaha."

"It's too miserable, too miserable, hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"

The senior brother came to the camera and greeted everyone with a smile: "How are you guys." He turned his phone around, "My dear, say hello to them."

Netizens saw the man on the brother's cell phone through the live broadcast, sitting at the desk in home clothes, with the study in the background.

The younger brother smiled and nodded: "Hello."

Netizens exploded again.

this!male!too!What the hell!nice!up!

All the netizens with one vote are lying in their hearts.

The girlfriend fan cried to death in front of the screen. Originally, she just felt that she was not good enough, but now she realized that her gender was wrong.

"Are you still recording?" the brother asked the director with a playful smile.

"Forget it, let's go now," the director estimated that the paparazzi would surround the building, "We'll talk about it another day."

"Great, I'll be right back." The senior brother waved at the camera, "Another day for the interview, take your time."

The manager was notified of this matter by the paparazzi who sneaked into the building, but after he quickly dialed the phone, he was told that the artist was already at home.

He was anxious, feeling that he could be pissed off by his senior brother: "You just left like this???"

"Yes, Junior Brother is still waiting for me to eat."

"Now Weibo is blowing up, how do you plan to solve this matter?" The manager roared, "Don't get too emotional and make me a counter headline."

"Wait, I'm choosing photos."

"What photo to choose?"

"I haven't sent hundreds of group photos in my phone, and I can finally post them this time." The brother was extremely excited, "Please call me Mrs. President from now on, thank you."

"CEO Madam, sister, don't make me stupid—" Ding Dong——

"I've posted the photo, go and give me a like." The brother couldn't help laughing, "The brother asked me to choose dishes, so I'll hang up."

"Hey Hey hey?"

A wave of paparazzi ran past the manager.

"Let's go, let's go back to eat."

"The artist revealed that he really didn't give us food."

"Stop talking, quickly post on Weibo, let's compare who can post quickly."

Are the paparazzi so happy now? ? ?

The broker said he was very tired.

The author has something to say: I just write whatever I think of...

Suddenly there is this meme a few years later

So I wrote hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Everyone sees it and just smiles

I walk without thinking [monkey covers eyes]