sweet anthology

Senior sophomore, he is an out-and-out idiot. He has been secretly in love with the new member of the basketball club for a long time. How long has it been? It has been 30 days, 7 hours, [-] minutes and [-] seconds.

The younger brother's muscles are so beautiful.

Junior brother's smile is so pretty.

Junior brother's clothes are so pretty.

The seniors hide in the crowd every day and watch the juniors play basketball, shouting the whole time.Yes, others are climax screaming, he is always "ahhhhhhh~~~~~~"

The younger brother's team members couldn't stand it: "The guy in your cheerleader uniform is an idiot, isn't he? Why is he shouting when the opponent scores a goal?"

The 1.8-meter junior glanced at the auditorium, and the senior said "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" He thought that the angle of his neck raised was a white swan in the younger brother's eyes, but in fact it was a sheep that committed a crime. Crazy dog.

"Maybe I have anxiety disorder, I won't be happy if I don't shout." The junior dribbled the ball, "Let's go, keep hitting."

“啊啊啊啊啊啊，师弟刚刚看我了！是不是被我天鹅一般的姿态迷倒了？”师兄陶醉着喝了口水，喊太久，嗓子疼。

The departmental competition was over, and the junior team's team took the lead by a few points and advanced to the school competition.

The crowd in the gymnasium was surging, and the senior was squeezed to the door by Daliu. Coincidentally, the junior was standing at the door chatting with his teammates.

The senior brother stretched out his hand behind his senior brother, made a heart-piercing expression, and performed silently: "Officer, official, official! I don't want to be separated from you!"

The team members looked at him stupidly.

"What's the matter?" The younger brother followed his teammate's staring gaze and looked back. The cheerleader with anxiety disorder was staring at him with wide eyes and the corners of his mouth curled up to look at him, his expression was as stiff as a dried steamed bun.

The team member replied: "That man's epilepsy is really serious."

The senior brother saw the junior fellow walking towards him, and his heart rate soared to 200 yards! ! !

Want to talk to me!

What can I say!

Handsome, handsome, can you make an appointment for a meal?

The younger brother walked straight past him, and said to the girl behind him: "It's finally come out, why are you so slow."

Fuck, didn't you tell me?The senior brother turned his head in a daze, and the girl behind was cute and cute, wearing a goose yellow skirt and acting coquettishly: "There are too many people."

What are you doing!Senior brother's anger is blazing, trash bitch, steal my man, ruin my youth!

Senior brother pressed his chest, manually extinguished the flames in his chest, and turned around: "Senior brother..."

Because the turn was too large and too casual, his hands swayed casually, and accidentally bumped into the junior brother's buttocks.

Then it was bounced back fleshy.

Fuck! !The senior brother looked at his right hand in disbelief, and then moved to his dark face: "I, I, I, I didn't mean it."

Collapse, collapse, the normal person who pretended to be normal for so long will be exposed by his right hand today!

"What's the matter?" The younger brother suppressed his voice.

"I just want to add a WeChat, I'm your fan! Really! If you don't believe me, look at it!" The brother rolled up the cheerleader uniform.

The younger brother saw the bulging belly at a glance: "I am very sure that the child in your belly is not mine."

The brother took a breath in embarrassment: "No, look here!" He pointed to the side of his waist, where the name of the junior was written in a fancy way, "I wrote it myself! Be sincere!"

"Tattoo?"

"No, it was painted with watercolor strokes."

The younger brother turned around and left.

"Wait, wait." The senior brother reached out and wanted to grab his hand, but he failed to correctly estimate the difference in height between the two and grabbed his butt.

Brother: ......

My left hand is really not to be outdone.

The younger brother couldn't take it anymore: "I think you are a pervert!"

He punched him hard, and the senior brother stretched out his hand and lay down on the ground nimbly: "Oh, oh, it hurts so much, it's broken."

The younger brother's hand is still in the air!

Afraid of those who would touch porcelain, the younger brother had no choice but to squat down: "What are we going to do? Is 100 yuan enough?"

The brother took out his mobile phone and opened the WeChat QR code: "Scan and add friends for free." After thinking about it, he added, "Don't delete it. If you delete it, I will go to the post bar and report you as irresponsible for hurting people."

"Basketball Boyfriend Made Me Pregnant, Forced Me to Abort, Knocked Me to the Ground and Refuses to Take Responsibility"

The veins on the younger brother's forehead twitched: "Okay." Anyway, I won't reply to whatever you send.

The senior brother got up satisfied and gave him a message: "Let's talk tonight."

The senior is from the acting department, with a hot and unrestrained performance style, and the junior is in computer science, a standard IT master.

At night, the brother refused to take a bath: "My hands cannot touch the water."

Roommate: "What? Are you injured?"

"No, because I touched my junior brother's ass."

roommate:......

Roommate: "Okay, please don't touch me with your hands."

are you crazy!Touch your butt and don't wash your hands!Your hands are going to be smoked to death!

Senior brother didn't know others' disgust, he looked at his hand repeatedly, and even sniffed it closely: "En~ the fragrance of the flesh~"

The roommate said he was going to vomit.

Before going to sleep, the younger brother received a chat text message: "Why is your butt so elastic, do you do squats?"

Junior brother:......

Junior brother: "Why are you so concerned about this?"

Brother: "The physical feeling is so good, I want to learn. I use body lotion every day, which is not as elastic as yours~"

Junior brother: "If you don't change the subject, I will block you."

"Okay," the senior brother sent a few photos, all of which were sneak shots, some drinking water, some playing basketball, and some wiping sweat, "Why is your skin so good? I use SK2 every day and it's not as good as yours."

3 minute with no reply.

"How did you do it?"

Sorry message failed to send.

"Huh huh?"

Sorry message failed to send.

Ah ah ah ah ah!

Junior brother really blocked me!

The brother vomited three liters of blood.

Three days later, the younger brother walked out of the teaching building and found the younger brother wearing a long skirt and a wig looking around at the door.

The younger brother hurried back, and the handsome back was spotted by the older brother, who chased after him holding his throat: "Wait a minute, younger brother, wait for me."

The gauguins made a rattling sound on the ground.

The younger brother walked faster.

The senior brother stopped, his anger sank, and he shouted: "I had an abortion, so I don't want this child anymore!"

Fuck, the younger brother quickly ran back and took his hand, and then quickly ran to the other side of the teaching building: "Are you sick?"

"Who told you not to wait for me." The brother was out of breath, and he didn't forget to straighten his long hair that was about to fall.

"What are you dressed like?" The younger brother couldn't explain it.

"Isn't it beautiful~" The senior brother blinked his right eye, "I just crossed the class next to you, so I came to block you after class, why did you block me?"

"I want to ask you, why are you chasing me?"

"Because I want to chase you!" The senior brother took two steps closer.

The younger brother took three steps back: "But I don't like men."

"It's okay, just like me."

"I don't like anything older than me."

"I'm just a year older than you, the same age."

"I don't like to be too bold."

"I'm very reserved!" The senior brother plausibly said, "If you're unrestrained, you'll go straight to it. I've been watching you for 30 days before I chased you!"

"Sorry," said the younger brother with a serious expression, "You are not my type."

The senior brother burst into tears, as expected from the Department of Acting, he cried as soon as he said it: "I knew it, you are a heartless person, you have seduced others for so long, and now you are going to disappoint him again, why am I so stupid."

He squatted down and cried schemingly, his long hair blocked his face, and from a few steps away, he really looked like a beautiful woman weeping.

It doesn't matter if the younger brother is going, or not going. "Okay, okay, don't cry."

"Are you committed to dating?"

"????? Just now we talked about dating??"

The senior brother pretended to cry again, the junior brother looked at his tear-filled eyes for a second, and almost knelt down: "Don't cry, don't cry, let's be together."

The senior brother stood up and grabbed his shoulders: "Honey, I knew you loved me."

The younger brother expressed that he was very tired.

The one-sided love song kicked off.

On the second day of becoming a boyfriend, the senior brother took on the heavy responsibility of being a boyfriend and brought breakfast to the junior brother, but he delivered the breakfast at ten o'clock, and the junior brother started at seven o'clock.

Today, the younger brother left the classroom after a big class, and received the puff pastry and milk from the older brother, and said euphemistically, "Did you have no class in the first or second class in the morning?"

"Yes."

"Then why do you eat breakfast at this time?"

"I escaped class one or two." The brother laughed.

"......"

The younger brother put a tube into the milk: "Don't give it away later, I always have breakfast at seven o'clock."

"It's so early?" The senior brother was lying in his heart, "I'm still asleep at seven o'clock."

"So don't give it away."

It's not good to deliver breakfast. Every time I take a cold breakfast, I will be laughed at by my roommates.

As a result, the junior was woken up by his roommate at 06:30 the next day: "Your boyfriend is looking for you."

The younger brother walked out of the dormitory door with the chicken nest on his head, looked down, and saw the older brother put his hands to his mouth and shouted like a trumpet: "Junior brother ~~~~~ Hurry up~~~~~ I will accompany you to have breakfast~~~~ ~"

Fortunately, there were not many people downstairs, and no one was watching, otherwise the younger brother really wanted to die.

He took out his mobile phone and called his brother: "Why are you yelling so early?"

"Yesterday you said you had breakfast at seven o'clock, so I got up early today to find you."

"I'm talking about weekdays, today is Saturday, who got up early in the morning???"

"Then you didn't make it clear." The senior brother was aggrieved.

"Hurry up, hurry up," the younger brother entered the room with a yawn, "I still have a basketball game in the afternoon, I'll sleep to refresh myself."

The senior brother left with a sad face.

Ruined,

Disliked by the junior,

so sad.