Desperate to meet a dog

"Ah-"

In the business district of Nishikujo Kyoto Station tens of kilometers away, Itabashi Okonomiyaki was ending its business day. When the boss, who was full of exhaustion and vicissitudes, locked the door, he suddenly sneezed.Suddenly, a beautiful but not clever red-haired woman appeared behind him, she asked with concern: "Boss, are you alright?"

The boss rubbed his nose, and said slowly: "Don't worry, I won't give you a chance to be lazy on vacation."

"Hey, don't say that, Boss, I just care about you." Ibaraki Doji, who is already used to pretending to be a woman, reached out and touched the boss's forehead. He patted Ibaraki Doji's hand away and said, "Men and women can't kiss each other."

"Boss, don't worry, I won't fall in love with you." Ibaraki Doji said swearingly, he still didn't say the last half of the sentence - he is not a real woman.

The boss didn't seem to believe his words, and said with a stick of his head: "It might be."

Ibaraki Doji laughed and said jokingly: "No, no, you are not my best friend, and I will never attack you."

The boss was speechless for a while. He had heard enough of the employee's chatter about his best friend. He reached out his hand to stop him and said, "That's enough. This is the end of the talk about your best friend. Go back and have a rest."

Ibaraki Doji blinked, and said coquettishly without any pressure: "Boss, what are you hiding? We are obviously neighbors, so let's go together. Besides, without you, I would easily get lost."

Oh, almost forgot, you're the perpetual navigator freak in Rashomon.The boss responded helplessly, locked the door and patted the hem of his clothes, and led Ibaraki Doji on the way home.

It was approaching the early hours of the morning, the subway had already stopped running, and there were far fewer sane people on the street. Most of the people I saw were drunks who had just escaped from an izakaya.The boss and Ibaraki-douji were walking side by side. Suddenly, a guy reeking of alcohol rushed out of the dark alley, hugged Ibaraki-douji, and dragged him into the alley without saying a word.

Ibaraki Doji screamed, and while asking the boss for help, he quickly kicked the drunk in the crotch.However, his attack didn't work, his raised knee was pressed down hard, and when he looked up at the drunk man, there was no trace of drunkenness on his face at all.

Ibaraki Doji squinted his eyes, and asked unhappily: "Who are you! Let me go quickly! Boss! Help me—"

Seeing that the employee who was usually like a King Kong Barbie was restrained from moving, the boss's heart skipped a beat, and he ran forward and tried to pull away the pretending drunk, but at this moment, the drunk suddenly changed his hand and turned around. Ibaraki Doji made him turn his back to him, quickly clamped his neck, and the briefcase in his hand suddenly turned into a halberd, pressing on his vitals.

Seeing this scene, the boss's movements also stopped, his expression suddenly became stern.

Ibaraki Doji also noticed that the person holding him back was a little strange, but he didn't dare to act rashly, the boss was right in front of him, how could he become a man in front of him, what if the boss fired him in fright ?

Ibaraki Doji waited for the boss to "save the beauty" with a bitter face, but another plan of "smashing the boss and killing the attacker" was brewing in his mind. However, the first step of his plan had not been implemented yet, and more Many variables are presented in front of his eyes.

In the alleys that no one cares about, in the dark corners, long green stems grow one after another, and bright red flowers of the other shore bloom silently. Seeing this scene, Ibaraki-douji rang the alarm, damn, what? It is the other shore flower.

Just when Ibaraki Doji couldn't figure out why Higanka appeared at this time, her vassals also appeared one after another: the bone girl, the bride and Hannya surrounded Ibaraki Doji and his boss, as if to keep them here as guests.

Ibaraki-douji was a little anxious, he kept winking at his boss, urging him to run, but for some reason, the boss tonight didn't understand his heart, so he smiled at Ibaraki-douji, and said soothingly: Don't worry, I'll get you out."

Save... save what, save, boss!Don't you see how strange those women look!One has only bones, and the other has a spider's lower body!Why didn't you faint from fright, why are you still so calm!

Ibaraki Doji was caught in a dilemma. He hesitated whether to transform into his loyal and foolish boss to rescue him, but the boss didn't give him enough time to think. He took a step forward and asked calmly: "Will my employee Let go, what do you want, just say it."

Bianhua smiled, she walked quietly to the front with small steps, and said with a good attitude: "Sorry, for our safety, we can't let him go for the time being, but please rest assured, we will not hurt him, as long as you are willing to help us .”

The boss swept away his fatigue, and his whole body was shining like a sword just out of its scabbard, and he didn't look old at all. He clasped his elbows and said sharply: "Tell me."

Hey, what's going on, why are they haggling seriously?The kidnapped Ibaraki Doji was still out of the situation, he looked left and right, confused.

Bianhua suppressed her smile, bowed solemnly and said, "I want to ask you to borrow the Yata Mirror."

The boss raised his eyebrows coldly: "Borrow?"

"Yes, borrow." Higanhua reached into her cuff and fumbled for two small objects, a maple leaf and a snowflake that would not melt, and she said, "I heard that the Yata Mirror can restore the lost monsters. power, so I hope you will lend me the Yata Mirror, so that I can save my companions."

The boss glanced at the things in Bi'anhua's hand, clicked his tongue and said, "Your companion may not be able to return to its original appearance with such a small amount left."

Bi'anhua hurriedly said: "Even if it's only [-]%, I'm willing to accept it, I just hope they'll live"."

The boss rubbed his chin, as if he was thinking about whether the deal was worth it.At this moment, Ibaraki Doji could no longer listen calmly, he interrupted their conversation and asked bluntly: "Wait, wait a minute, what are you talking about? Why are you asking my boss to borrow the Yata mirror? It’s an artifact, why do you think my boss has it? Are you dreaming? He’s just an ordinary person.”

"Ordinary person?" Bianhua chuckled, and her companion beside her also snickered, as if mocking Ibaraki Doji's Yuki, "You think he is an ordinary person, I think you are dreaming, Didn't you even notice that the king of the ghost clan is by your side?"

The king of the ghost clan...? !Dear... Dear friend! !

Ibaraki Doji moaned in his throat, and without warning, he turned back into a man. His body suddenly grew longer, and his neck was a few inches higher. The sharp weapon on his neck suddenly lost its effect. This is the moment , the boss suddenly launched an attack, and the invisible "bullet" hit Yasha who kidnapped Ibaraki Doji. Yasha was stunned by this double accident and took a hard hit.

Ibaraki Doji took the opportunity to turn around, stretched the broken limb to the ground and summoned the ghost hand, pinching Yasha.Seeing the sudden change, Higanka's companions also reacted quickly, Hannya summoned a huge ghost face to attack Ibaraki Doji and his boss, the boss quickly grabbed Ibaraki to hide, they had just changed directions, and the bone girl appeared quietly Behind them, brandishing a bone sword stabbed towards them.

Ibaraki Doji hurriedly condensed his ghostly aura and smashed towards them, and bounced away the approaching bone girl. However, before they were aware of it, countless little spiders crawled out from the dark corners and gnawed at their vitals.

Ibaraki Doji's severed arm was also bitten by the spider, and the toxin penetrated directly, making him feel dizzy.He took a sip of wine to regain his energy, and looked at the monsters approaching in front of him with a calm expression.

Probably because Ibaraki Doji was already dizzy, the boss had no more scruples, and finally showed his original appearance. His silver hair grew long and spread out behind his head like a lion's mane. He was shirtless, showing off his muscular physique. His appearance was tens of years older in an instant, he was a handsome man at all, and he could not tell the appearance of an old man.

Higanka raised her hand to stop them from attacking, and stepped forward to persuade them again: "Shuten-douji, I just want to borrow the Yata-gami, there is no other request, as long as you hand it over, we will leave immediately, this is not good ?"

Shuten-douji sneered and said, "Lend it to you? God knows when you will pay it back."

Bi'anhua pursed her lips, looking a little impatient: "Are you refusing to cooperate with us?"

Jiu Tun-douji said domineeringly: "I won't borrow it. If you feel sure, then come and grab it."

"You are really... why are you so stubborn, no wonder you have fallen into the situation you are today..." Bianhua sighed, but she didn't show much regret. This time she didn't even let her companion do anything, and manipulated Hua Haichao by herself Shuten-douji approached.

The poison of Bianhua's flower sea is almost pervasive. Even the king of the ghost clan can't resist it for a long time. Shuten Douji fights back vigorously, drinking alcohol from time to time to restore blood, but there are other monsters. In this way, the proud king still did not admit defeat, and resisted desperately to the end.

"Endless..." Bianhua whispered, and summoned another follower of her own—the nightmare-eating tapir.When Shuten-doji was fighting with other monsters, the nightmare-eating tapir took the opportunity to secretly breathe out at him—heh.

The faint purple mist covered Shuten-douji's mouth and nose, and Shuten-douji's consciousness blurred after a while. He held on to the gourd to maintain consciousness, but the edible nightmare was still tempting/tempting over and over again him, let him sleep.

Before Shuten-douji fell down, I vaguely heard what Higanka said: "Go to sleep, I will find the Yata mirror by myself. If my guess is right, it should be hidden in...you in the gourd."

Hearing these words, Shuten-douji didn't even have a chance to scold his mother, and fell down completely.

The author has something to say: Shuten Doji: Why don't you crit and overflow when you see me?

Ibaraki Doji: My dear friend, sorry, next time I will try my best QAQ