small puffer fish

The weather was fine on Sunday, but Ye Qi didn't intend to go out. He woke up early, took his homework in mathematics and sat on the desk, writing hard.

When He Tun poked his head out from under the quilt lazily, he saw Ye Qi sitting upright with his back facing him, his hair was unkempt, and one of the dull hairs was curled up, looking very playful, holding a pen in his right hand, writing three The frequency of the next stop rotates.

He Tun didn't know what Ye Qi was doing, but felt that Ye Qi seemed to be serious, he didn't dare to disturb, he could only hug the quilt and look around with an idiotic face.

Just as he was watching with enthusiasm, Ye Qi unexpectedly turned his head and stared at him, "Don't look, go brush your teeth."

He Tun, who was knocked out and peeped, looked upright, hugged the quilt and rolled around, and then reluctantly got off the bed. The human bed is so comfortable and soft, I really want to lie on it forever.

After washing up, He Tun eagerly leaned over to Ye Qi, thirsty for knowledge, "What are you doing?"

Ye Qi tilted his head to avoid He Tun who was too close, "Do your homework."

He Tun didn't quite understand, so he blinked his eyes.

Ye Qi frowned. In fact, He Tun lived with him for a few days, and he didn't know anything except He Tun's name. Although the little pervert didn't look aggressive, he couldn't be ignorant of him.

He Tun looked at the strange symbols on the notebook and couldn't figure it out. What kind of spell is this? It looks so strange, Ye Qi pulled him down, "Sit down, I have something to ask you."

Speaking of Ye Qi got up by himself and went to move a chair, He Tun had a bad intuition, squinted at Ye Qi, and was about to run away, but Ye Qi quickly grabbed him back and pressed him on the chair.

He Tun straightened his chest, waiting for Ye Qi's question.

It's so miserable, does Ye Qi know that he is a fish, will he catch him and make soup to drink, it must be the secret of those tropical fish outside, if he knew that he would not feed them yesterday, he will repay his kindness.

Ye Qi couldn't help laughing at his sacrifice, but still kept a serious face, "I ask you, where does your family live?"

He Tun opened his eyes wide, Ye Qi raised his eyebrows, "It's useless to be cute."

He Tun, whose trick was seen through, was very unwilling, so he could only speak stiffly, "Guess."

Ye Qi rolled his eyes, guess what a ghost, it's not a charade, he stretched out a finger and poked He Tun's shoulder forcefully, until he fell backwards, revealing a row of white teeth, "Will you Say, I will kick you out now."

These words caught He Tun's weakness in an instant, he pouted and grabbed Ye Qi's fingers, "It's not...it can't be said."

"Then tell me."

He Tun took a deep breath, recalled a song he heard on the children's channel last night, opened his mouth and changed the words, "There are a group of little seafood on the other side of the mountain, they are lively and smart, they are mischievous and Sensitive, they live freely in the blue sea, they are kind, brave and caring for each other..."

Ye Qi nearly spurted out a mouthful of old blood, covered He Tun's chattering mouth, and said viciously, "You're kidding me."

He Tun felt that he was very innocent, he was indeed a little seafood living in the sea, Ye Qi didn't believe it when he said it, how could he be blamed?

Ye Qi covered him for a while before letting go, He Tun danced and retorted, "I didn't lie to you, I'm in the sea..."

He Tun's words stopped abruptly, and he almost revealed his revolutionary grounds, so he hurriedly covered his mouth like Ye Qi did to prevent himself from making a sound.

Ye Qi asked tentatively, "Is your home by the sea?"

He Tun thought for a while and nodded in agreement.

"Where are the parents?"

He Tun found himself speechless, Ye Qi helplessly pulled away the handcuff he had forgotten to take off, and then he recovered his voice, "They got lost on a trip."

"Stop it, stop it," Ye Qi suspected that he was hallucinating, and managed to regain his three views, "What does it mean to get lost while traveling?"

"The place where I live is too big, and many people are lost." He Tun shook his head and explained solemnly.

The sea is so big, it's normal to get lost, and the hairtail brother grows so big that even his parents have never seen it, he has seen it twice anyway, thinking proudly.

Ye Qi was heartbroken, and looked at He Tun with pity, his sympathy was so overflowing that it could drown the Yangtze River, no wonder the little pervert had a brain problem, it turned out that he was abandoned by his parents, and he was so stupid I thought my parents got lost while traveling.

How did he believe in such a vain reason? It's so pitiful, Ye Qi spontaneously felt a desire to protect.

He Tun blinked his eyes, not knowing that he had been classified by Ye Qi into the young, lonely and helpless category. After a while, Ye Qi reached out and stroked his head, and he rubbed it comfortably, then heard Ye Qi sigh Tone, "You can live if you want, I won't ask you in the future."

Wow, He Tun puffed up his cheeks with joy, did Ye Qi mean to live with him for the rest of his life, his plan finally succeeded, He Tun felt that if he puffed up again, he was about to explode, so he threw himself into Ye Qi in the arms.

Ye Qi was unprepared, the chair had no backrest, He Tun bumped into it, and before he even yelled, the two of them fell to the floor with a bang.

Damn, his ass might be cracked!

Just as Ye Qi was about to get angry, He Tun lay on his chest and laughed so that his shoulders trembled. He looked down and saw that Ye Qi smiled like an idiot, his eyes were bent, and his anger disappeared immediately. , couldn't help but bend the corner of his lower lip, and then lay on the floor with his limbs wide open, staring at the ceiling, and didn't get up.

Forget it, forget it, what's the use of losing your temper, according to the little pervert's brain circuit, you'll think you're pissing him off again.

Stretching out his hands to rub the little pervert's soft hair, Ye Qi let out a sigh of satisfaction, that's all, it's pretty good.

The two had a quarrel on the ground for a while, Ye Qi, as Genzheng Miaohong's socialist successor, was still concerned about his homework, so he settled He Tun into the living room, opened the children's channel for him to entertain himself, Go back to your room to do the questions.

The semester will be over in one month, and Ye Qi will be promoted to the third year of high school immediately. He can't be sloppy, he has his own goals, but now that someone suddenly appears in his life, he has to reconsider.

Ye Qi finally understands, no wonder he is not interested in Xuan Ti, what kind of fucking steel straight man, he is born bent, he is bent into a paper clip at lightning speed by the little pervert, don't even think about going straight back.

Ye Qi, a high school student who finally had a deep understanding, was suddenly enlightened, so fuck it, just bend it, he is willing, who can resist him?

Returning to school on Monday, before Ye Qi entered the school gate, the sneaky Shen Yu touched him, he felt cold, stretched out his hand to knock off the troublesome hand on his body, and said coldly, "Are you tired of working?"

Shen Yu was still in the shock of Ye Qi being gay and couldn't get out, rubbing his beaten hand, nervously asked, "How are you and sister-in-law?"

Ye Qi acquiesced to this title, and squinted at him, "None of your business."

"That's not the case, we are strong buddies, how can you hide it from me," Shen Yu suddenly realized, and suddenly took a few steps back, like those little girls who were molested, pointing at Ye Qi, trembling, "You You have been lurking by my side for so long, you can't be coveting my beauty."

Ye Qi looked at Shen Yu's pretentious demeanor, he was about to spit out all the breakfast he ate, and coldly dumped him a word, "Get lost."

Crazy, Shen Yu thinks that he will always come, he is not so hungry.

Hmm... For little perverts, that's a different story.

Shen Yu followed up without fear of death, "Then I went to your house the day before yesterday, you two nights, didn't you..."

He stretched out his hand and clapped his hands a few times, winking ambiguously.

Ye Qi was really speechless to him, "What kind of mess are you thinking about?"

After a pause, Shen Yu ran away, but her voice was loud, "I want you two to have sex."

The students passing by all looked over curiously, Ye Tiaocao bowed his head and walked away quickly, his fists were creaking--if he didn't beat Shen Yu, the grandson of the turtle, his name Ye Xiaoye was written upside down today.

The author has something to say:

He Tun: There is a group of small seafood on the other side of the mountain and on the other side of the sea.

Ye Qi: You can shut up.