small puffer fish

In the early morning school, the sound of reading aloud came...

"Hey, the danger is so high! The road to Shu is difficult, and it is difficult to go to the blue sky! Silkworms and yufu, how at a loss to found a country! You are [-] years old, and you will not live with Qin Sai..."

He Tun held the textbook with a sad face, looking at the densely packed characters that he didn't know, he could only parrot and read a sentence after his classmates.

"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."

It was rare for Yu Hua, who had caught up with the self-study early, to hold back his laughter until his face turned red. He couldn't help but lightly bumped He Tun with his shoulder, "What are you reading?"

Embarrassed and flustered, He Tun argued, "I'm reading a textbook."

"Then what's the name of this text?"

He swallowed his saliva, and carefully said a name, "Pig Island is difficult..."

Yu Hua's soy milk for breakfast was about to burst into laughter, "Aren't you, are you joking or serious?"

He Tun lowered his head in discouragement, "I'm not kidding."

Ye Qi always helps him with tutoring these few nights, but he is not a human being, and he doesn't know human characters. "Island Difficulty", even if the name is strange, it is still so awkward to pronounce, I heard that there are still dictation... He Tun suddenly felt hopeless.

"Didn't you live with Ye Qi? He didn't help you with tutoring?" Yu Hua glanced at the teacher on the podium and asked in a low voice.

When He Tun thought of this, his whole face became tangled up. Every time Ye Qi gave him tutoring, he would fall asleep within half an hour, and when he woke up, he would be on the bed again, and then Ye Qi would grab his ear and scold him. He is indestructible.

He is obviously a fish, where is the wood?

"How about I help you with tutoring," Yu Hua raised his eyebrows, "I promise you will memorize the essay in three days."

He Tun's eyes lit up, "Really?"

"Of course, you go home so early after school every day," Yu Hua nuzzled, "Why don't you just stay and recite it? Can you see who in the class went back so quickly like you?"

He Tun thought about it, every time Ye got up to pick him up, there were indeed many classmates in the class, everyone was playing and playing, it seemed like it was very fun.

But if he doesn't go home, will Ye Qi be angry?

Seeing He Tun's hesitation, Yu Hua threw out his final trump card, "You stay here, and I'll give you back the game, how about it?"

He Tun was instantly attracted when he heard about the game. Every time he went home, Ye Qi always strictly controlled the time he spent playing games. He confiscated his mobile phone before eight o'clock. An extra half an hour of game time seems to be a good deal when I think about it.

"Don't worry, send Ye Qi a message." Yu Hua continued to lure, "He knows you are so studious, so he will be happy."

If he can learn to memorize this "Pig Island Difficulty", Ye Qi doesn't have to always say that he is a piece of wood. The point is that he really wants to see Ye Qi happy. It seems that since he went to school, Ye Qi's smile has become less Yes, the spirit is not very good during the day.

Is it really because he doesn't study hard?He Tun pursed his mouth angrily.

Seeing He Tun's wavering look, Yu Hua smiled, "If you dare not send text messages, I'll talk to Ye Qi for you, huh?"

He Tun shook his head hastily, "No need, I'll talk to him myself when he comes to pick me up."

Every time he mentioned Yu Hua in front of Ye Qi, Ye Qi didn't seem to want to hear it...

He Tun struggled for a long time, but in the end he couldn't resist the temptation of everything Yu Hua said. When school was over in the afternoon, He Tun stared anxiously at the outside of the classroom until Ye Qi appeared as usual At the door of the classroom.

Ye Qi waited at the door for a while today before seeing He Tun coming out slowly, the strange thing is that He Tun didn't carry his schoolbag.

Ye Qi was puzzled, "Where is your schoolbag?"

He Tun seemed to muster up his energy before he dared to speak to him, "Ye Qi, I have something I want to discuss with you."

Ye Qi raised his eyebrows, the little pervert has been studying for two weeks, has made progress, and even knows the word "discussion".

He smiled, "You say."

He Tun bit his lips hesitantly, "I want to stay in the class for tutoring."

Ye Qi thumped in his heart, but his face remained calm, "Can't I give you tutoring when I get home?"

Ye Qi felt a little uncomfortable, when did the little pervert start thinking like this?Can't help frowning and looking into the classroom, that Yu Hua was joking with his classmates, and didn't look at them.

He Tunpa took his hand, "You sleep late every night."

Every time Ye Qi gave him tutoring, he would always do his homework well when he woke up the next day, but the black spots under Ye Qi's eyes became more and more serious. Make a copy for him, it will be strange if he doesn't become a giant panda.

Hearing that He Tun felt sorry for him, Ye Qi felt better. After thinking about it, the most important reason he wanted He Tun to go to school was that he wanted He Tun to become independent and make more friends. Now He Tun finally got the hang of it. What reason does he have to stop it?

Even though he was a bit reluctant, Ye Qi still gritted his teeth, "Then you go home later, do you know which bus to take?"

He Tun raised his face with pride, "Sanlu."

Back and forth so many times, he has long remembered.

After thinking about it, He Tun smiled like a sunflower, "Ye Qi, do you agree?"

Ye Qi patted He Tun's head like a reassuring old father, shouting in his heart that I don't agree, I don't agree, but he nodded with a smile on his face.

After a few more worried instructions, he was willing to let He Tun go back to the class, and pretended to look inside casually.

Damn it, why does he have the feeling that a well-raised cabbage is going to be crushed...

Ye Qi stood at the door and watched for a while, making sure that He Tun was not running around, so he suppressed the little unhappiness in his heart, and walked away from the school.

He Tun who left Ye Qi was like a little wild cat that was about to fly away.

Originally, he was a little overlord in the sea, but since he got ashore, his nature was almost suppressed. He bounced and sat down on his seat, and took out his Chinese textbook.

"Yu Hua, Yu Hua, hurry up and teach me." He Tun looked at Yu Hua enthusiastically, and all he wanted was to quickly learn this awkward "Pig Island Difficulty" and recite it to Ye Qi.

Yu Hua was playing mobile games with the boy next to him, when he saw He Tun approaching, he handed the phone to his classmate, "Help me play."

Then propped up on the table and sat next to He Tun.

He Tun spread out his textbook, thirsty for knowledge, "You promised to help me."

Yu Hua tilted his head and smiled, his eyes reflected He Tun's smiling face, and finally hooked He Tun's shoulder casually, pointing at the textbook, "Okay, I will do what I say."

Yu Hua taught He Tun his own method, and He Tun was surprised to find that although he didn't understand the words or the meaning of the sentence, under Yu Hua's teaching, he was able to recite a complete sentence.

Unlike Ye Qi's high-IQ teaching method, Yu Hua adopted the transliteration method that all stupid students have used before, but changed from English to Chinese.

"Hey, you have to remember one, two, three, one, two, three, one, one, two, three, one, one, two, three, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one..."

He Tun eloquently said, "Shush."

"Dangerous, care, high, dangerous."

He Tun read seriously, "The danger is high."

"Also, this text is not called Pig Island Difficulty," Yu Hua couldn't help laughing out loud at this point, "Rats, roads, difficulties...rats are difficult."

He Tun paused every word, "The way of rats is difficult, that's right, it's the way of rats."

He used to think that pig island was difficult to pronounce and his classmates pronounced it differently, so it turned out that it was difficult for rats!

Yu Hua laughed and turned forward and backward, "He Tun, do you want to be so cute?"

The female classmate who was cramming for her homework in front couldn't help but turn her head, "Yu Hua, don't bully my cute little He Tun."

Yu Hua supported his head, "Where should I bully him, it's too late for me to be nice to him."

He Tun was still immersed in the ecstasy of being able to read the text correctly, and laughed foolishly along with the crowd.

He hasn’t felt like playing with everyone for a long time. In the sea, although everyone didn’t have to go to school, they would always get together to play. When he arrived on land, he was alone at home a lot of the time. He felt that even if he went to school, he had to learn There are a lot of things he doesn't know, he has written a lot of homework that he doesn't understand, and he has to recite "The Difficulty of Rats", but he is still very happy.

Having so many human friends is the second happiest thing he feels after becoming a human besides being with Ye Qi.

Just as he was smirking, Yu Hua blinked at him, "When you learn to memorize this text, I will teach you how to play basketball."

"basketball?"

Is it every time you see everyone grabbing a ball on the playground?He Tun nodded his head and pecked at the chicken, "Okay."

After about 10 minutes, I didn't play the game, but He Tun could recite the first and a half paragraphs of "The Difficult Way of Rats", which was quite rewarding.

On the bus home, He Tun was still reciting the previous passage silently. Yu Hua said that it is not enough to just memorize it once, but to consolidate it from time to time when there is nothing to do. It is very likely that if you memorize it today, you will forget it tomorrow. He doesn't want to be in vain.

As soon as he stepped into the house, he could smell the aroma of noodles, He Tun sniffed and went straight to the kitchen, and sure enough, he saw Ye Qi in a blue apron working in the kitchen.

"Ye Qi." He Tun threw himself into a bear hug and hugged Ye Qi tightly from the back.

Ye Qi had heard the sound of the door opening a long time ago, but he was still taken aback by He Tun's sudden movement, he held He Tun's hand in a funny way, and turned around, "Why are you so happy?"

He Tun almost blurted out that I will recite "The Rat's Difficulty", but in the end he put it off, "I'll tell you later."

When he can memorize the whole text fluently, he will let Ye Qi... Well, how should I put it, I will catch her eyes!

Ye Qi shook his head, he didn't expect to return home late one day to make the little pervert happy, he suddenly felt that his position was in jeopardy.

After thinking about it, he said, "Report to me tonight what you did today."

But He Tun had already bounced and ran to the washstand, he pursed his mouth and continued to cook the noodles.

Since you can't catch the little pervert, let's grab the little pervert's stomach first. After all, the first step to a man's heart is to grab his stomach. Ye Qi felt so disgusted that he shivered .

When did you become so hypocritical...

The author has something to say:

Personally, I quite like the classical Chinese article "The Road to Shu"~

Will the cuties in high school memorize it?