small puffer fish

He Tun looked at the people at the door angrily. These two human beings didn't look like good people at first glance, but they wanted to break into his and Ye Qi's house. This matter should be left in the sea. Those who beat them with black noses and swollen faces will not be called little puffer fish if they are driven out again!

But now he is alone, weak, two-on-one, even if he is a fish against two humans, why would he be so cowardly, his round eyes rolled away, and he bravely rushed to the side and picked up the broom Facing the two humans, he grinned, "You two get out quickly."

It was the other way around, mother Ye was shocked, there is something wrong with this kid, he took over someone else's house, and dared to use other people's broom to drive him away, who gave him the courage, Liang Jingru?

"The child's father," Ye Ma whispered into Papa Ye's ear with a look of disgust, "Is your health okay?"

In recent years, Dad Ye has had one after another dinner party, and he has long since turned from a little fresh meat to an uncle with a beer belly, but when his wife spoke, he naturally patted his chest unwillingly, "I'm still a young man, with such small arms and slender arms. I can beat one against ten with my legs."

He Tun looked at the two muttering humans who didn't know what they were talking about with a sad face, and a bad premonition surged in his heart, and then he saw the man smiling and looking at him, and he puffed up his cheeks in fright, what the hell is so treacherous smile, are they trying to boil him?

Fish can be humiliated and cannot be killed, He Tun held up a broom as a weapon and stammered, "You, what are you doing?"

"Hey hey," Papa Ye laughed twice, feeling a little obscene, and cleared his throat, "Put down the broom, or we'll call the police."

hold tight?A certain puffer fish who can't tell the difference between the front and back nasal sounds is trying to figure it out, hug it tightly, it will always be stewed and eaten well, so he obediently put the broom on the ground, stretched out his arms, "Come on, hug."

Father Ye was stunned, Mother Ye's jaw was about to drop to the ground, dare to hug her man, this little brat is going to die, she slammed her hair up, and walked up quickly, Father Ye dragged her with quick eyesight and quick hands Hold her waist, "wife, calm down, calm down."

Mother Ye insisted that Qingshan would not let go, "I will beat this little brat to death today."

It's fine to break into my old lady's house, but if you dare to snatch a man from my old lady, don't die!

Wow wow wow, that fierce woman is going to eat fish, He Tun was so frightened that he wanted to spread his legs and run away, but his instinctive reaction only made him stay where he was and puff his cheeks, and he only took a step for a long time.

The scene was at a stalemate for a while, and he heard the commotion in his own house from a distance before he got home from school. His first reaction was that the little pervert had caused something again, and then he heard a familiar voice, and blurted out the sentence, He rushed to the door of the house in a hurry, the door was open, he walked in hastily, and immediately petrified.

His mother, who usually claims to be an elegant intellectual in front of him, is being dragged by his father who is always stern and admonishing others. The two of them have no image at all, and when they look at the culprit, they still look confused. Standing not far away, Yuanyuan's eyes were wide open, as if I didn't know what happened.

The whole paragraph collapsed, Ye Qi's mouth twitched, and it took him a long time to find his voice, "Mom and Dad, what are you doing..."

So the usual elegant intellectuals and seriousness are all pretending?There were three question marks on Ye Qi's head, he couldn't accept this contrast for a while, the little pervert can let his parents show their true nature, it's really a fucking talent, Ye Qi is convinced.

Father Ye and Mother Ye heard the voice of their three-good student baby son, their hearts were blown cold, their image was completely ruined, they left in an instant, turned around and put on impeccable smiles, as if they were serious parents, " Baby, you're back."

Ye Qi squinted his eyes, did the two of them think he was blind and didn't see the scene just now?

Just as he was thinking about it, a pattering body rushed up, got into his arms, and said aggrievedly, "Ye Qi, these two ugly monsters bullied me."

With a tone of complaint, Ye Qi looked down stiffly for fear that others would not see what was wrong with them, he kept hugging He Tun tightly, and a sentence popped out of his mind - ugly in-laws, see daughter-in-law?

Something doesn't seem right.

Before he could speak, Mother Ye became violent, "Who do you call ugly?"

Ye Qi's temples throbbed, it was all messed up, he dragged He Tun into the bedroom without looking back, "Mom and Dad, I'll explain to you later."

He Tun felt that he had won the battle, and wanted to turn around to demonstrate, but was stared back by Ye Qi's gloomy gaze, so he took advantage of Ye Qi's inattention to knock on Mimi and made a scissors hand to the back.

Mother Ye was defeated by a child, and looking at the restless scissors, she stomped her feet angrily, and took all her temper on Father Ye, "If you hadn't stopped me, how could my baby see me like this? , This little bastard pissed me off."

Papa Ye's black face with a question mark: Are you blaming me again?

Ye Qi pushed He Tun into the bedroom, and He Tun leaned over happily, before he could speak, he saw Ye Qi turned his head, his face was dark, he swallowed, died, Ye Qiqiu was angry again .

"Do you know who is outside?" Ye Qi's voice faded.

He Tun slowly shook his head.

"Is your head made of water? You don't even look at whose house this is. Those two outside are my parents. How do you talk to them?" Ye Qi managed to suppress his anger, but his voice sounded like It's cold and penetrating.

He Tun was too frightened by his tone to speak, and stood there at a loss.

He didn't understand what Ye Qi meant, this...isn't it his and Ye Qi's home?

"You stay here, don't come out," Ye Qi gave the order to die, seeing the little pervert's frightened look, couldn't bear it, reached out and pinched his face to comfort him, "I'll go out and explain."

He Tun was still stupid, Ye Qi sighed, and took the door out. The most troublesome thing now is how to tell his parents about letting He Tun live in the house, it's annoying.

In the living room, Ye's father and Ye's mother have calmed down, and they have completely returned to their usual serious intellectual appearance. Seeing Ye Qi come out, Ye's mother tried hard to maintain her image, "Baby, how do you explain?"

Every time Ye Qi hears the three words "little baby", the first and the second are big, but today he is standing in a weak position, so he can only let his mother call him so motherly.

Ye Qi took a deep breath and sat down, silently making up his mind that if the story was to be touching enough, it would all depend on the principle of making up from beginning to end, and then he put on a serious look and narrated.

"Three weeks ago, it was rainy and rainy night." Thinking that it didn't seem to be raining recently, Ye Qi hurriedly added, "Actually, it was the water column that the aunt next door watered the flowers, um... He Tun, that is, the boy just now, Standing in the flower garden, I thought he was going to ask for directions, and kindly stepped forward to ask, but he said he was lost."

Ye's father and Ye's mother looked at him with a look of thirst for knowledge.

"He's very poor." Ye Qi pointed to his head, and said euphemistically, "It's not easy to work here. His family disliked him, so they threw him away."

How pitiful Ye Qi was, how pitiful he was, and wanted to make it even worse, his mother was filled with righteous indignation, "What, lost him, what do you mean by losing him?"

"It means literally." Ye Qi chased after the victory, making good use of his mother's soft heart, "Really, he didn't even go to school, and he is simple. If I don't care about him, he might be sold out. , I was afraid that you would not allow him to live in our house, so I didn’t dare to tell you.”

Ye Qi sniffed at the right time to express his remorse, "Mom and Dad, he doesn't understand anything, so don't blame him for being outspoken."

Mother Ye has a fatal flaw. After Ye Qi finished talking about this half-truth and half-fake, her eyes turned red. Ye Qi knew that his mother had achieved the effect, so he quickly went to attack his father. Ye's father His face was heavy, if he hadn't seen him dragging Ye Ma, Ye Qi would have believed his evil.

"Dad, look..."

"Stop talking." Papa Ye interrupted.

Ye Qi's heart skipped a beat, even Mother Ye looked at Father Ye.

Father Ye looked at me with an expression of what are you looking at me for, "What's the matter, what I mean is, this child is so pitiful, he can live if he wants to, and I have no objection."

Ye Qi tried his best to look at Ye Ma with a painful look, Ye Ma held his hand, choked up and said, "I didn't expect that child to have such an experience, my little baby is so kind, mother agreed to let him stay gone."

Ye Qi was jumping up and down in his heart, but he nodded deeply, "Thank you dad, thank you mom."

After he finished speaking, he was going to be disgusted by himself.

Mother Ye let go of Ye Qi's hand, and a heart of the Virgin continued to rise, "What about the child, I'll go and see him."

"Don't," Ye Qi hastily pulled back, jokingly, after a while, the little pervert spoke out again, and all his hard work would have been wasted, he slowed down, "He's afraid of strangers."

Mama Ye choked for a moment, looked at Papa Ye, and exchanged glances - she dared to use a broom to beat them up as shy, she couldn't figure it out.

But Ye Qi actually said that, and Mother Ye didn't force her, she said earnestly, "This child has a hard life, don't bully him, come out for dinner later."

Ye Qi paused, "Mom, there are only two garlics left in the refrigerator at home."

"Call it takeaway." Papa Ye interjected.

"Takeaway is so unhygienic." Ye Ma gave Ye Dad a sideways look, "Clean up and go shopping with me."

Papa Ye wailed, "Honey, we just got off the plane."

"You also know how to take a plane, but you are not asked to walk back, a big man, what are you coquettish about?"

Father Ye once again had a black question mark face: Blame me, blame me, blame me?

Taking advantage of the gap between the two of them bickering, Ye Qi quietly slipped over and opened the bedroom door, to solve such a tricky matter, now he just wants to tell the little pervert, and then see the little pervert laughing silly Silly face.

Just after entering the bedroom, Ye Qi heard the sound of twitching. He was startled, and looked around for a week, only to see He Tunhu huddled in the corner of the wall, with his head buried in his knees, curled up into a small ball, his shoulders trembling. flick.

Little pervert, are you crying?

Ye Qi was suddenly at a loss, his heart seemed to be blocked by the bubble gum he chewed when he was a child, it was sour and astringent, he couldn't tell what it was like.

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Papa Ye: Blame me for everything, blame me! !