Divided is king, combined is unparalleled

[An unscrupulous and impossible talk show that penetrates into the depths of the soul]

Welcome to the entertainment talk show where you let yourself go! !

Yes yes yes yes, please note this is not a drill! !This is not a drill! !

High energy ahead! ! !High energy ahead! ! !

Want to know the little secrets of the popular star Gu Yizhou and his wife and slave president Yu Chengze?Do you want to know what's going on under Zezhou CP's bed? !

Want to know right! !

Then judges have come to the right place! !Let's applaud Gu Yizhou, the world's best acting singer, and Yu Chengze, the world's best acting president! !

After the hostess with a "Zezhou" headband on her head made an exciting opening speech, Yu Chengze and Gu Yizhou reluctantly came on stage from behind the curtain.

Host: Why does it look like Brother Yu and Zhou Zhou are not very happy?Don't you want to join our show?

Yu Chengze: Yes, I don't want to share the stage with a crazy host.

Gu Yizhou: Second proposal.

Host: I hope you don't get too bloated. After all, I am the author himself. If you insult the author, I will deduct your part.

Yu Chengze: Then I don't care, Zhou Zhou, let's go, let the fake wine play here by itself.

Moderator: I am sweet wine! ! !

Sweet Wine: Closer to home, today I saw the two of you in couple outfits again!

Yu Chengze: Yes, one black and one white, didn't you set it up?I've always wanted to give my opinion. As a male idol back then, how could I have been black?

Gu Yizhou: It's just that standing with me makes you look dark.

Sweet wine: Let's ask questions. I have collected questions that the majority of netizens are very concerned about.

Gu Yizhou: Are you concerned?

Yu Chengze: Heh, did you change your name to Guangda Netizen?

Rummy: Shut up! !

Sweet Wine: The first question, what are your names?

Yu Chengze: ...Yu Chengze

Gu Yizhou: Gu Yizhou

Rummy: What is the age?

Gu Yizhou: Eighteen

Yoo Seung-taek: Eighteen

Sweet Wine: What is the gender of the two?

Gu Yizhou: Man, can't you see it?

Yu Chengze: Don't record it. The host is an idiot.

Tianjiu: May I ask who of you two chased first?

Gu Yizhou: Need I say more?Can't the majority of netizens see it?Of course he chased me first.

Yu Chengze: Doesn't your conscience hurt?

Serious host: Is it Zezhou or Zhouze?

Gu Yizhou: Zhou Ze, what do you mean?Am I shameless?

Yu Chengze: Zezhou, there is no need to ask, everyone knows it.

Moderator: Which of the two has a better job?

Yu Chengze: Of course it’s me. The theoretical knowledge and actual combat effects should not be too good, okay?Don't want some brat.

Gu Yizhou: Well, his job is easy to cook, wash clothes, and clean up the house. It is true that his job is good, after all, he is virtuous.

Yu Chengze: Oh, I just smiled and said nothing.

Moderator: What is your personality?

Yu Chengze: persistent, gentle, considerate.

Gu Yizhou: Cute, sensible, and kind.

Moderator: Please describe the character of the other party.

Yu Chengze: Tsundere, fried hair, good boy.

Gu Yizhou: Stubborn, domineering, cowardly.

Moderator: That's a slap in the face.

Host: When and where did the two meet for the first time?

Yu Chengze: The crew of "Ten Years of Love", before the start, in winter.

Gu Yizhou: Second.

Moderator: Tell me about your first impression of the other party.

Yoo Seung-taek: Very clean, nice-looking hands, enthusiastic.

Gu Yizhou: There is some pretense in the high coldness.

Host: What do you like most about each other?

Yu Chengze: Every bit.

Gu Yizhou: I like him the most.

Moderator: What do you hate most about each other?

Yu Chengze: I don't hate it, I just don't like him not telling me something.

Gu Yizhou: Didn't you just say you like everything about me?

Moderator: If you use an animal to describe the other party?

Yu Chengze: Cat, it's the kind of ancestral cat that is difficult to serve and loves to explode.

Gu Yizhou: Dog, a large clingy dog.

Moderator: How do you call each other?

Gu Yizhou: ...Yu Chengze, Chengze.

Yu Chengze: Daughter-in-law, Zhouzhou, Zhouer, baby.

Moderator: What do you want the other party to call yourself?

Yu Chengze: Husband.

Gu Yizhou: Husband.

Yu Chengze: Hey!

Host: If you could give someone a gift, what would it be?

Gu Yizhou: ...myself

Yu Chengze: It has something to do with music.

Moderator: What gift do you want to receive from the other party?

Yu Chengze: Himself.

Gu Yizhou: Let me do the attack.

Host: Where was the first date for two people?

Yu Chengze: Does Disneyland count... count?

Gu Yizhou: Forget it...

Host: How was the atmosphere between the two of you at that time?

Yu Chengze: Very happy.

Gu Yizhou: It's rather ambiguous.

Moderator: When was the first time you fell in love?

Yoo Seung Taek: The first kiss scene.

Gu Yizhou: After wrapping up, on the rooftop.

Host: Where do you often go on dates?

Gu Yizhou: At home or in a hotel.

Yu Chengze: On the bed.

Moderator: What did the other party say that made you feel wrong?

Yu Chengze: As long as he curls his lips, I don't care what he says.

Gu Yizhou: Zhouzhou, please...

Moderator: If you find out that the other party is suspected of having a change of heart, what will you do?

Gu Yizhou: He was beaten up and tied up at home.

Yu Chengze: Fuck him until he doesn't change his mind.

Moderator: So, can you forgive the other party's change of heart?

Gu Yizhou: No.

Yu Chengze: Didn't I say that if he will come back in the end, it doesn't matter if he is late.

Moderator: If the other party is an hour late for an appointment, what would you do?

Gu Yizhou: Ask about his situation, then play games and wait.

Yu Chengze: Go pick him up.

Host: What do you think is the sexiest expression on the other side?

Yoo Seung Taek: Biting his lower lip with his teeth, looking at my expression from under me.

Gu Yizhou: The expression of licking the mouth, and when there are tiger teeth when laughing.

Host: What do you think is the sexiest part of the other party?

Gu Yizhou: Huya.

Yu Chengze: All of them.

Host: When two people are together, what makes your heart beat faster?

Gu Yizhou: ...while exercising.

Yu Chengze: emmmmm... during some pair sports.

Moderator: Have you ever quarreled?

Yu Chengze: I quarreled.

Gu Yizhou: Well, who doesn't quarrel when they are in a relationship?

Moderator: What are you fighting about?

Yu Chengze: None of your business.

Gu Yizhou: None of your business.

Host: How did you reconcile after the quarrel?

Gu Yizhou: He apologized, he admitted his mistake, and he coaxed me.

Yu Chengze: I apologize, I admit my mistake and I coax him.

Host: What happened to eating a mouthful of dog food out of nowhere?

Host: When will you feel that you are loved?

Gu Yizhou: Every moment.

Yu Chengze: emmmmm...every day.

Moderator: Is there something that the two of you are hiding from each other?

Yu Chengze: Ask you!Do you have!

Gu Yizhou: Not anymore.

Moderator: Is the relationship between two people public or secret?

Yoo Seung-taek: This is an open secret.

Gu Yizhou: This is an open secret.

Moderator: Where is your most sensitive place?

Gu Yizhou: Why did I tell you?

Yu Chengze: I am sensitive wherever he touches me, but I am not sensitive to what other people say.

Moderator: Where is the most sensitive part of the other party?

Gu Yizhou: emmm... I think it's the root of the ear.

Yu Chengze: None of your business.

Moderator: When did your first time happen?

Gu Yizhou: Didn't you read the book carefully?Go back to make up lessons!

Yoo Seung Taek: It happened in my dream the night I watched his pool scene.

Host: When applauding for love, do you undress yourself or let the other party undress for you?

Yu Chengze: Depending on the situation, not necessarily.

Gu Yizhou: I think it was when the two of us picked each other up when we were distracted and infatuated, and then we stripped naked for some reason.

Host: To be honest, do you like to applaud for love?

Yu Chengze: I like it.

Gu Yizhou: ...you guess.

Host: How many times a week do you applaud for love?

Yu Chengze: Due to the nature of the work, this is not fixed.

Gu Yizhou: I don't know.

Moderator: How many times a week do you want to applaud for love?

Yoo Seung-taek: I think about it every day.

Gu Yizhou: Three or four times... Mmm.

Host: If you could choose, where would you like to applaud for love?

Yu Chengze: In my office, I can't even think about pushing him to the glass window or on the desk. Thinking about it is exciting.

Gu Yizhou: At home, on the bed.Yep.

Host: Shower before H or after?

Gu Yizhou: All...But sometimes, just do it out of the blue, and there is no time to take a bath.

Yu Chengze: It depends on the situation, but you must take a shower after finishing.

Host: May I ask Zhou Zhou, how does it feel to have a cigarette afterwards?

Gu Yizhou: Happy like a fairy hahahaha.

Yu Chengze: I only allow him to smoke afterwards.

Host: If you can decide for yourself, what kind of role do you want the other party to play?

Yu Chengze: A clean student, like a school girl.

Gu Yizhou: Beggar.

Host: So what is the relationship you hope to have with the other party in the play?

Yu Chengze: I am his father and he is my son hahaha.

Gu Yizhou: Emmm, it's the kind where I am his master, I hang him every day, don't give him food, and he begs me pitifully on the ground hahahahahahaha.

Host: When I heard Zhou Zhou singing "Entering the Opera" in the live broadcast, how did Yu Chengze feel?

Gu Yizhou: Oh.

Yu Chengze: I said what happened to you, the host?Drag out the waste leg.

Host: How did you feel when you heard Zhou Zhou singing to you alone on stage?

Yoo Seung-taek: Happiness, satisfaction.

Gu Yizhou: I didn't say it was for him.snort.

Moderator: OK!last of the last!I hope our Zezhou cp can also come and play the pocky game.

Yu Chengze took the box of chocolate bars on the table, and took out one to Gu Yizhou.

Gu Yizhou pursed his lips and held one end in his mouth, and looked at Yu Chengze with raised eyebrows.

"Isn't this pediatrics?" Yu Chengze shrugged, stretched out his hand to support the back of Gu Yizhou's head, opened his mouth to bite the other end of Pocky, gnawed forward like a little hamster, and then let go of Gu Yizhou's mouth after a harsh bite .

Gu Yizhou licked his lips without changing his face: "Pediatrics."

This is the end of today's free self interview, thanks to the cooperation of the two handsome guys! !applaud! ! !