Divided is king, combined is unparalleled

"Zhouzhou! Open the door! The doorbell has been ringing for a long time, can't you hear it?" Gu's mother was sitting on the sofa in the living room eating melon seeds, staring at the TV screen intently, and shouted to Gu Yizhou in the bedroom.

Gu Yizhou was sad and angry, so he had to turn off the half-playing game, scratched his hair and got off the bed, and ran to the living room wearing slippers "thump thud thump", and said to Gu's father and mother who were full of blood watching TV. : "Mom and Dad! You are so close, why don't you open the door?"

Gu's mother rarely turned around to look at Gu Yizhou during the commercial time, with a look of reason: "We are watching TV, why don't you turn it on? Why are you so lazy?"

Sure enough, all mothers in the world look the same?

Gu Yizhou felt as if he had returned to his college days. A few days before he came home from vacation, his mother treated him like a treasure in his palm, asking him how he was, wishing that he would have nothing to do, and wanted to feed him food.When the vacation time is long, it will be a thorn in my mother's eyes, and it will not be pleasing to the eye anywhere, and I can't wait to let him be a full-time nanny.

Unexpectedly, unexpectedly, he has been away for five years, and he has become like this in less than half a month since he came back.

Gu Yizhou opened the door helplessly, but he didn't expect Yu Chengze to stand outside the door.

"Why are you here?" Gu Yizhou rolled his eyes at him and said angrily.

He didn't forget that when he was in Yu Chengze's office that day, this was the first thing this guy said when he saw him.

Yu Chengze smiled and said, "Come and see you."

Gu Yizhou snorted coldly, crossed his arms and looked at him: "You're dressed so coquettishly/bag, didn't you get photographed when you came here?"

Who knows that Yu Chengze didn't understand the sarcasm in his words at all, looked down at himself in a long black sweater with ripped jeans, and thought that it wasn't too flamboyant, right?Then he raised his hand and brushed his own bangs, and said proudly: "No, who am I? I came here fully armed with a mask, sunglasses and hat after going around several turns. Look, not many people took pictures I am so cautious, you have to learn from me."

After hearing this, Gu Yizhou felt that his fist was really itchy. He endured it and didn't punch him directly. Yin and Yang said strangely: "What are you learning? Do you have a ghost in your heart after doing too many shameful things in the past five years?" Why are you so good at hiding from reporters? We don’t have any shady relationship, I’m aboveboard and I don’t learn from it.”

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Yu Chengze looked confused, didn't he praise him just now?

"Gu Yizhou, you've been abroad for a long time and can't understand Chinese, right? Why do I have a ghost in my heart? I have someone in my heart." Yu Chengze raised his hand and poked the white hair in front of Gu Yizhou's forehead.

"I don't understand Chinese? I don't know who is so poor at the lines, either they forgot the words or the lyrics!" Gu Yizhou pushed Yu Chengze's paw away, "I tell you, don't touch me! What do you love in your heart? What's the matter, it's none of my business!"

Well, before they even entered the house, they started arguing.

Yu Chengze felt so bitter, why did he go out of the country, his little rabbit has become a kitten who loves to scratch people, and it is still the kind that blows up at a touch, and all the hairs on its body are blown up.

Gu's mother listened to the chaos outside the door, and finally got up to try to find out who her son was arguing with!

"Hey, Xiao Yu!" Gu's mother immediately smiled when she saw Yu Chengze, pushed Gu Yizhou who was in the way, and took Yu Chengze's hand to walk home. dishes!"

Gu Yizhou said: White-haired question mark face.JPG

"Mom!" Finally unable to bear it anymore, Gu Yizhou yelled loudly, trying to gain a sense of presence.

Gu's mother turned her head to look at him, and said, "Why are you yelling? Do you think your mother is deaf when you are so loud? I haven't said that you are ignorant to block Xiaoyu from the door! Hurry up and close the door!"

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Forget it, let's think of it as a mother-in-law looking at her daughter-in-law more and more pleasing to the eye.Only by comforting himself in this way could Gu Yizhou hold back from being pissed off.

Gu's mother didn't even watch the TV series she loved, and deprived Gu's father of the right to watch TV series. She simply turned off the TV and asked Gu's father to help her. The two of them cooked a table of meals that were more sumptuous than Gu Yizhou's home that night.

Gu Yizhou felt that there was an imbalance in his heart, he would pick the same dish that Yu Chengze picked.

Yu Chengze was not annoyed, so he gave it to him, and even picked up a piece of potato for Gu Yizhou.

Gu Yizhou glared at him, then arrogantly put the potatoes back into Yu Chengze's bowl.

Gu's mother couldn't stand it any longer, she tapped the bowl with her chopsticks and said, "What's the matter with you? Ren Xiaoyu kindly brought you vegetables, why are you doing this? I wanted to talk about you just now, why are you doing so many dishes? Why are you robbing him? The bigger you are, the more ignorant you are!"

Gu Yizhou put down his chopsticks, pouted his mouth and said aggrievedly: "Mom! Who is your real son?"

Gu's mother was also very confident, and said: "My own son can't get used to your problem! I'm ashamed to say that your kid has not come back for five years. During these five years, Xiao Yu came to visit us during the holidays. See for yourself See if your own is not as good as others."

Gu Yizhou was stunned for a moment, and couldn't help taking a peek at Yu Chengze, his heart softened suddenly, but he still muttered something awkwardly, and poked the white rice in his bowl fiercely with his chopsticks.

Yu Chengze was still smiling, and said: "Zhou Zhou has been abroad for a long time, and he must miss the meals you cook, let him eat more, and see how thin he is now."

Gu's mother shook her head, sighed and said, "Xiao Yu is still sensible." Then she said to Gu Yizhou, "Look at him, and then look at you, with a dark face, you can't even say a nice word. "

Gu Yizhou raised his head and said in disbelief: "That's because he has a sweet mouth, and he will pretend to be good in front of you! I don't know how disgusting it is in private!"

"What's the matter with you today?" Gu's mother tapped Gu Yizhou's head with her chopsticks, and said to Yu Chengze bitterly, "Look at him, what did he look like when he went abroad? He's also dyed white. Mao is back!"

Yu Chengze smiled, turned his head to look at Gu Yizhou and said, "I think Zhou Zhou looks pretty like this, very cute."

Gu Yizhou couldn't help but roll his eyes, thinking to himself: You really know how to pretend, two days ago you said I was white hair floating green water, now you can pretend to be really good in front of my mother.Forget it, forget it, forget it, I don't care about you, ugly daughter-in-laws are like this when they see their in-laws, let alone this daughter-in-law is not only ugly, but also stinky!snort!

After eating, Yu Chengze had no intention of leaving, and sat on the sofa to watch variety shows with Gu's father and Gu's mother.

Watching the silly performance of those people on TV, Gu Yizhou couldn't help snorting and said, "There's nothing ridiculous about this, the traces of the script are too heavy."

Turning his head, he saw that no one catered to him, and the remaining three held their stomachs and laughed cheerfully.

Gu Yizhou couldn't bear to step on Yu Chengze's foot with his fluffy slippers.

Yu Chengze turned his head and looked at him suspiciously.

Gu Yizhou raised his chin at him, and silently said with his mouth: "Hypocrisy!!"

Yu Chengze raised his eyebrows, turned around with a proud face and continued to look.

What a good actor!It's really a pity for the Chinese film industry that you don't become an actor! ! !Gu Yizhou thought indignantly in his heart, it seemed that he was not the one who complained about variety shows every day in the past, and he was too good at flattering his parents!

It was already ten o'clock in the evening when the variety show ended. Papa Gu patted Yu Chengze on the shoulder and said, "It's too late today, the road is not safe, so just stay here for one night. Squeeze with Yizhou, or I will give the room to you." You pack it up."

Just as Gu Yizhou wanted to dislike his honesty, he said: Don't, I don't want to squeeze with him, so hurry up and go away!

Unexpectedly, before he opened his mouth, Yu Chengze said politely: "No uncle, it's inconvenient. I have something to do at the company tomorrow. I won't bother you."

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Gu Yizhou turned his head and looked at Yu Chengze in disbelief, he was so surprised that he forgot to manage his expressions.

Damn, this is not the right way, is it?

Shouldn't Yu Chengze be pestering him shamelessly even if his parents didn't keep him overnight?What kind of trouble is this style of painting? ? ?

But just a second before Yu Chengze turned his head to look at him, Gu Yizhou changed his face and scrambled to say: "Yes! It's inconvenient! My friend from New York is coming to China today, and he will be at the airport soon. I have to let him come with us I live at home! There is no place at all!"

Friends from New York?Male or female?No matter male or female!

Alarm bells rang in Yu Chengze's heart, he squinted his eyes and looked at Gu Yizhou and said, "That's just right, I'll take you to the airport."

After getting in the car, Gu Yizhou put on his seat belt, touched the seat, looked at Yu Chengze and said, "Hey, you are the big boss and you don't want to change the car for yourself?"

Yu Chengze looked ahead and said lightly, "This car smells of you."

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Gu Yizhou felt that his nose was sour and a little moved, but he was annoyed why his tears became so low when he returned to China.Suddenly, some discordant pictures flashed in my mind, smell?What a smell! !

Why are you playing hooligans when you are caught off guard!Why are you driving off guard?He wasn't ready at all!

"I'm here, you can go." Arriving at the airport, Gu Yizhou unfastened his seat belt and got out of the car with a handsome back.

Yu Chengze also got out of the car, stood beside Gu Yizhou and said, "It's okay, I'll wait with you."

Gu Yizhou looked at him from top to bottom, and didn't really want him to stay here, so he said, "Hurry up, you, it's too late to drive back to Beijing, it's not safe."

Yu Chengze didn't even look at him, and said, "I've walked the road from Beijing to Shanghai, and from Shanghai to Beijing too many times, it's fine."

Gu Yizhou blushed inexplicably, muttered a few words in a low voice, and was about to think of another excuse to drive him away, but it was already too late.

"Hey! Terry! Zhouzhou!" After a sentence of standard American English plus broken Chinese, Gu Yizhou was hugged into a huge embrace.